Chapter 20
Chapter 20
The bandits, who were closing the distance while wielding various types of polearms, were flustered when their colleague who had been talking about ass-fucking fell.
[PK Experience Gained 635]
"Wha... what the!!"
"Why did Seong-chil die!!!"
"That... that spear-wielding bastard!!!"
At a man's shout, the bandits looked at me and saw the thick blood flowing down my Trifoliate Orange Shears.
"Ha-rang-ssi, you're really not going to help, are you...?"
"Kyaa~ Scawy, scawy~"
"Then I'm taking all the EXP and items!!"
Puk! Seogeok!
'Need to finish them off while they're flustered...'
"Kuaaak!!!"
"You... too fast!! Ugh!!"
The reason I, who only has Low-level Spearmanship as a combat skill, was slaughtering the bandits was very simple.
"It's all thanks to the buffs!!"
Seogeok!
"Keueok!!"
The vegetables I took out of my inventory and ate before the battle were all vegetables my mother grew with her Max-level Farming skill.
[Bok Choy]
Info 1: Grants Vision Enhancement 5 buff for 45 minutes upon consumption.
Info 2: Grants Health Regeneration 5 buff for 45 minutes upon consumption.
[Perilla Leaf]
Info 1: Grants Strength Enhancement 5 buff for 45 minutes upon consumption.
Info 2: Grants Concentration Enhancement 5 buff for 45 minutes upon consumption.
[Chives]
Info 1: Grants Agility Enhancement 5 buff for 45 minutes upon consumption.
Info 2: Grants Fatigue Recovery 5 buff for 45 minutes upon consumption.
"These are cheat-level buff items!!"
Puk!
"No way...."
Thud.
Right now, next to my eyes, over six buffs were crossing and twinkling.
As five of their colleagues died in an instant, most of the bandits were flustered, but there were some who weren't.
Shuuk!!
A dagger flying at high speed from somewhere was...
Kang!!
...blocked by my Trifoliate Orange Shears.
"Wow, he blocked that?
Ji-chang-ah, should we run?"
The sleazy-looking man I just saw landed on the ground from the apartment street tree.
"Sigh... that's why I said let's take it easy..."
Choi Ji-chang, holding a giant sword and shield, stood in front of him.
"Hey mister! Geumseul, was it?
We lost. How about we go our separate ways?"
Wow... I wonder where they sold their camaraderie...
I took a combat stance at his words.
"Uh... I'd like to stop too, but it'd be a waste of what I've eaten."
And I turned my head to look at Ha-rang, who was watching with her arms crossed.
"And sometimes I want to look cool!"
At the same time as I spoke, I thrust my spear toward Ji-chang, and...
Kakang!!
My spear, which I thought could pierce anything, was blocked by a shabby-looking wooden shield.
"Ugh!! Gi-beom-ah!!"
Shuuk!!
A dagger flying toward my side.
Kang!!
"Hryaaa!!!"
As I blocked the dagger, a greatsword cut across my vision.
Kwang!!
I used the agility enhanced by the buffs to safely jump backward, and the giant sword sliced through the air before carving up the empty ground.
As expected, it's tough when a skilled tank and dealer are together, whew...
Gi-beom, who had thrown the dagger, seemed to have hidden his body in the darkness again while I was jumping back, as he was nowhere to be seen.
"Hmm... this is troublesome."
I put my hand back into my inventory and this time took out a chopped carrot and put it in my mouth.
Asak!
"That bastard is eating something again!"
"While the leader and vice-leader draw aggro, attack!!"
I'm not a monster, so aggro ping-pong isn't possible, you know...
[Carrot]
Info 1: Grants Vision Enhancement 5 buff for 45 minutes upon consumption.
Info 2: Grants Intelligence Enhancement 5 buff for 45 minutes upon consumption.
Hidden Info: Permanently increases vision.
As I ate the carrot, new buffs flickered before my eyes, and my vision shook for a moment before clearing up.
"Whew... so dizzy~"
But now I can see.
Thanks to the Vision Enhancement buff, even though there was quite a distance, I could see the grain of the shield Ji-chang was holding and every single whisker on his face, and I could see the location where Gi-beom had hidden his body.
'Behind the car on the left...'
I moved my body slowly to deal with the dealer first.
"Die!!"
A bandit who had gotten close to me swung a sickle.
Kakang!! Seogeok!!
"Ueok!!"
After blocking the sickle with the Trifoliate Orange Shears, I slashed the bandit's chest deeply with the blade part.
Aluminum is the best, isn't it?
--
Seogeok!
"Keuheok!!!"
Had about 5 minutes passed?
The surroundings were overflowing with the corpses of bandits and the items that had dropped from them.
"Ugh, this ruined game... just refill my health when I level up...
Anyway, why doesn't that shield break?!"
Having gained a large amount of experience by killing travelers, I leveled up twice.
I would have been fine without it thanks to the buffs, but...
However, in front of me remained the sturdy tank Choi Ji-chang, who was strangely unpierceable, and the tricky dealer Kang Gi-beom.
'I know where they are, but if I approach, they run away...
And if I try to catch them, the lump blocks me... Ugh.'
If it went on like this, it seemed like it would just be a war of attrition until the buffs ran out, so I opened my status window.
Name: Kim Geum-seul
Level: 19
Free Points: 6
'Oh? I have 6?'
'It's a shame, but I have to endure this moment...'
I opened the skill window right away.
Gi-beom, who had been hiding, was wary of my actions.
"Ji-chang-ah!! That bastard is using a skill!! We have to crush him now!!"
"Uryaaaak!!!"
Kwang!!!
Shuuk!
Kang!!
I manipulated the interface while blocking the sword and the flying dagger.
"Damn it!!"
"Gi-beom-ah... like you said, we should run..."
Ji-chang, who had turned his head to speak, was...
Shuuk!! Puk!!
...pierced in the brain by a dagger thrown from somewhere by Gi-beom.
"Shi... bal..."
Thud..
[PK Experience Gained 1075]
"Ji-chang-ah!!!!!!"
When his trusted friend died, Gi-beom got excited and approached his fallen friend, and...
Shuuk!! Puk!!
"Ji....chang..."
Splat..
[PK Experience Gained 917]
He died with his head pierced by the dagger I threw.
"Ugh... I'm so tired..."
Thud.
I wasn't physically tired, but I was mentally exhausted, so I slumped to the floor.
I had learned Throwing in an instant, poured all my remaining points into it to make it Max, and then threw the daggers scattered on the floor to take care of the two of them.
Even though it was a waste of Free Points, I did need ranged ability...
Clap clap clap clap.
Ugh... so annoying..
When the battle ended, Ha-rang approached me while clapping, and had the zombies start looting items.
"Wow~ Good job, honey~"
I tilted my head back while sitting and looked at the approaching Ha-rang.
"Are you still not trusting me?"
Ha-rang stopped behind my back and squatted down there.
I can see your panties, you know..
"Hehe... I just wanted to see your abilities properly~"
"Ugh..."
Her intention was obvious.
She had left me alone to figure out the abilities I was hiding.
And I had nicely eaten only the necessary vegetables among the many, using the buffs, and she...
"Honey.. you can read info, right?"
...had figured out my ability.
But what I had revealed so far was only Info Reading and Decomposition.
I smiled and said.
"Didn't you already know?"
"My mother said it was simple info~
But from what I see, your ability seems much deeper and more profound..."
Gulp...
"Like... it's higher level than a Magnifying Glass of Confirmation~"
Damn, this woman is too sharp...
It's better than getting caught for Copy and Shop, so I'll give her bait here and fleece her...
"Ugh... you're right, I have a skill that can read detailed info.."
At my confession, Ha-rang smiled with a look of 'I knew it!'.
"Hehe~ My honey~ So that's why you sold me that useless magnifying glass at a markup?"
Wow.. she was still holding onto that..?
"Ahaha... w-well, that is..."
"Hey you scamming bastard!!!"
Fortunately, it didn't hurt, but for a while, noisy warning sounds and system windows popped up in front of my eyes.
--
Huff.. huff...
Ha-rang, who had kicked and punched the air enthusiastically, got tired of her own accord and sat down next to me.
"Sorry for deceiving you."
Ha-rang grabbed my face with both hands and made me meet her eyes.
"Honey! You really don't have any more secrets, right!?"
It would be a big deal if I said I did...
"Uh... of course!"
At my ambiguous answer, she furrowed her brow, and...
Keu-eo-eok.
"Oh, looks like the zombies found some useful loot! Let's grab it."
I ran away toward the zombies who had brought a pile of things.
"Let's see..."
[Enchanted Dagger]
Info 1: Dagger with Retrieval magic imbued.
Info 2: Dagger with Creation magic imbued.
[Durability] 19/25
Attack Power 50 ~ 51
[Enchanted Shield]
Info 1: Shield with Iron Wall magic imbued.
Info 2: Shield with Regeneration magic imbued.
[Durability] 2500/2500
Defense: 10 + 100
'Crazy?! Enchanted items?'
Enchanted items.
Items with magic imbued can be purchased from magic-user NPCs.
Players can make them too, but the prerequisites are so strict that only someone around level 40 who has professionally followed the enchantment tree can make such high-level enchanted items.
So it was true that these guys knew about the NPC village..
The fact that there is a magic-user NPC means it's a medium-sized village or larger.
If I can just find it, it's a jackpot.
"Honey, what is that, why are you so happy?"
In the eyes of Ha-rang, who couldn't read the info, it was just an old wooden shield and a black dagger.
"Ha-rang-ssi, these are enchanted items."
As I spoke...
"What!? Enchanted items!? What kind are they?"
She asked me with her eyes wide open.
As expected, this expression is cute.
"The dagger has retrieval and creation, and the shield has iron wall and regeneration."
"So that's why... I felt like something was strange."
Besides that, a lot of miscellaneous weapons and items came out, but I found something even more precious than the enchanted items.
"Co... Condoms!!!!"
Finally, I can have sex with Ha-rang-ssi!!!!
"Ha-rang-ssi!! It's condoms!!! There's a box of them!!! It's a 10-pack!!!"
As I held the condom box carefully like a treasure chest and said to Ha-rang, she laughed as if she were dumbfounded and stroked my hair.
"Honey, why do you look happier about condoms than enchanted items...?"
"Of course!!! With this, I can have se-..."
Ha-rang blushed and hurriedly covered my mouth.
"Hey, hey, hey!! How can you say that while shouting it out like that!!"
Hehe, sex, it's sex!!
I smiled a happy smile with my mouth covered, and...
"Ugh.. okay.. I'll do it when we get home.."
I hugged Ha-rang tightly.
"I love you, Ha-rang-ssi!!"
When I was hugging Ha-rang and laughing ha-ha-ho-ho...
[Ah, the spear-wielder and the exposed woman there!]
The loudspeaker installed in the apartment complex made a loud noise.
Keu-eo...
Naturally, the zombies in the area were all drawn and flocked toward the loudspeaker.
I stood up from my seat, grabbed my spear, and took a combat stance, and Ha-rang also used her zombies to guard the surroundings.
"Ha-rang-ssi, this voice is..."
"Probably the head of some pathetic group called the Ruined Game Cult."
[You killed all our cripples so we have to do the work again!! What are you going to do, you bastards!!]
Because the booming sound was too noisy...
Shuuk!Zzzzt...
"Oh? That's useful, honey~"
"Indeed."
I cut the wire of the loudspeaker with the Throwing skill I had just learned.
The apartment complex became quiet.
Trusting Ha-rang's zombies, I identified and took the items.
"So, are you going to save the women trapped inside?"
Looking at the buff on the building, it's a treasure trove, but...
"Hmm... I'm the type who doesn't touch things if I can't take responsibility until the end.
Oh, this sells for some money... Ha-rang-ssi?"
Suddenly, Ha-rang, who was standing behind me, hugged me from behind.
"Then will you take responsibility for me, honey?"
Ah... is that how you took it?
"Of course, Ha-rang-ssi is family now."
She rubbed her face on my back.
"Hehehe."
The moment I thought it was fortunate that she felt good with words like this...
"But why do you have secrets from me?"
Ah.. that is..
"Uh... why, like... even if you get married, the husband makes a secret bank account...
Is it that kind of psychology?"
"This damn bastard!!!!"
Thank you, System-nim.
To stop the zombies drawn by her voice, which was louder than the loudspeaker, Ha-rang's zombies worked hard.
After finishing the looting, I reached out my hand to Ha-rang, who was sitting on the floor alone, exhausted, and catching her breath.
"Well then, although it's a bit late, let's go to Sudo Mountain again.
That way we can go home early and have sex too, hehehe."
She took my hand and stood up from the floor.
"Whew... is there nothing but sex in your head, honey?"
"Hmm... in the early days of the Ruined Game situation, I focused on surviving, but now that the house is safe and Mom is here, I'm slowly starting to get interested in other things."
It was dangerous to become insensitive to danger, but I couldn't live in a state of alert forever, so I compromised.
"Yeah.. since you haven't just been playing around."
"Thank you for acknowledging that.
Well then, let's go."
Ha-rang linked her arms with mine at my words.
"Yeah."
We left the scattered corpses behind and set off on our way.
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"Haang! Haat! Masteeer!!! Haaang!!!"
A woman with unfocused eyes was shaking her waist diligently on top of a man sitting in a chair.
Whiz!!Tap-takThump!!
Clatter!!
But the man seemed annoyed, so he threw something like a telephone receiver he was holding in his hand, breaking the displayed dishes.
"Fuck!!! Who the hell are those guys!!!"
He was furious about the two men and women who had instantly taken care of the raiding party he had worked hard to build and had even broken the loudspeaker.
The man jumped up from his chair, and the woman who had been shaking her waist diligently fell to the floor from the recoil.
"Kyaak.. M-master..?"
Thwack!!Thwack!!!
He started kicking the naked woman with his feet in anger.
"Fuck!! Fuck!!! Fucking bastards!!!!"
"Kyaak!! Master!! S-save me!! Kuaak!!"
Even though the woman lost consciousness, the man kicked her for a long time, and...
"Huff... huff.... Damn it... Hey!! You there!!!"
"Yes.. Master.."
He called another woman who was standing there naked with unfocused eyes.
"Take this rag out and dump it!!"
"Understood, Master.."
The naked woman dragged the woman who was bleeding and trembling on the floor and went outside.
"Whew... so fucking pissed off.."
The man sat back down in his chair.
"Spear-wielder and the exhibitionist...."
Grind..
He ground his teeth.
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