Chapter 12
Chapter 12
The morning of the 4th day since the zombie apocalypse broke out.
I woke up in bed to the sound of the alarm, as if I were already used to it.
"Ugh... I really pass out the moment I lie down in bed..."
Back when I only played games, I used to wake up a few times at dawn or struggle to sleep, but now, maybe because I walk around so much, I sleep like a log the moment my head hits the pillow.
Scratching my messy hair, I went into the bathroom, showered to wake myself up, and went down to the kitchen.
Mom had boiled down the leftover soybean paste stew from yesterday to make it thick, and washed some lettuce harvested early this morning.
"Yawn... Did you sleep well?"
"Oh, you're up, son. The lettuce you wanted so much has all grown today~"
It's a bit much to ask me to eat a natural stamina booster from the morning when I have no use for it...
Just in case, I used [Exploration Skill] and my expression soured even more.
[Lettuce Harvested by a Skilled Farmer]
Info 1: Grants Concentration Enhancement 2 buff for 45 minutes upon consumption.
Info 2: Grants Stamina Enhancement 2 buff for 45 minutes upon consumption.
Hidden Info: Permanently increases stamina.
'If I eat this, will I be able to function normally...?'
Concentration Enhancement is a really good buff.
When using magic-type skills, I can use them without a headache and perform more precise control.
In close-combat, it's a cheat-level buff that allows me to enter a state of deep focus and distribute time quickly to slaughter enemies.
If Harang ate this, the zombies' abilities would probably double.
But Stamina Enhancement 2 is...
Gulp...
"Mom... I'll eat the lettuce later."
"Why? You're the one who told me to plant a ton, so there's almost nothing but lettuce in the yard now. You need to eat it quickly."
I dug my own grave. Damn it...
I smiled awkwardly, sat at the table, and finished the meal with the minimum amount of lettuce.
Jump!
Mom looked strangely at the mountain of lettuce that hadn't decreased at all and at me for standing up so suddenly, but...
Mother... your son has urgent business, so I'll be going up first...
"Th-thank you for the meal!!"
I hurried back to my room.
"Son? Why is he acting like that?"
Bang! Click.
Damn lettuce... The effect is insane...
Ziip. Thud...
The room went quiet once I locked the door.
I freed my "son" who was holding his head up firmly, and sat at the desk to turn on the computer out of habit.
Whirrr.
The computer, which I was turning on for the first time in 4 days, worked normally, and I put on the headset hanging next to it.
Click... Click...
I played my favorite video that I used to frequent in the past.
"Haang! Kimochi! Haaang!! Dameee!!!"
The woman's horny moans coming through my ears made my little guy react even more strongly, and thanks to having already spilled enough fluid, I could enjoy a self-touch without much burden.
Squish, squish, squish, squish...
Usually, I could ejaculate in under a minute with my favorite video and hand stimulation, but maybe because of the lettuce, no matter how much I stroked, I couldn't be satisfied.
Damn it!! It feels fucking great, but!!
I need to cum quickly and go out to hunt!!!
In my rush, I stroked faster, and as if to reward my heart, the feeling of ejaculation came rushing in.
"Ugh...!!"
Pew-rruk!! Pew-shoot!!
Choo-ruk... Plop...
I hurriedly blocked it with my palm to catch it, but I ejaculated a massive amount of semen, incomparable to before, and it fell to the floor.
Mom's lettuce is... fucking dangerous...
Even though I had ejaculated a massive amount, my "son" was still holding his head up stiffly as if it wasn't enough.
Fuuuck!!!
I was able to finish the 47-minute runtime porn video, the first in my life, and after 4 ejaculations, I defeated my "son," who seemed to be saying, "Just you wait!!"
"Huff... huff... They say ejaculation is exercise... this is fucking exhausting..."
Anyway, this amount of semen... it's too abnormal, isn't it?
I frowned at the sticky semen flowing under the chair and started taking out an empty water bottle from the trash can to collect it.
'There were some weirdos among the NPCs who bought semen at a high price... so it might be useful someday...'
I felt a sense of shame at the act of touching the semen I had ejaculated with my hands and putting it into a bottle.
Next time, I should just ejaculate directly into the bottle, damn it...
As a result, the collected semen was about 15% of a small water bottle.
If I had collected it drop by drop, there would have been more, but I couldn't do the act of taking off my underwear, dangling my "son," and putting my own semen into a bottle for long.
'Sigh... I need to shower again... and clean my room...'
Borrowing the power of post-nut clarity, I hurriedly finished cleaning up.
--
"Phew... What is this, all because I ate one piece of lettuce..."
If I had a girlfriend, it would be a skill that would get me loved, but I'm a lifelong virgin... it was completely useless.
"Past me, who asked to plant the lettuce... why are you such an idiot?"
I dragged my exhausted body down to the kitchen.
Mom wasn't in the house, perhaps tending to the garden, so I opened the refrigerator door and ate a few pieces of the remaining cucumber salad.
Then, a buff appeared in the corner of my vision, and I felt my exhausted body recovering quickly.
"Phew... Now I can live..."
Thud...
I sat on the sofa and waited for my body to recover, and before long, my body felt as fresh as if I had just woken up.
"At this rate, if I put it in my inventory and eat it consistently, it would be infinite energy, right?"
I opened the refrigerator door again and put the Lock & Lock container with the cucumber salad directly into my inventory.
Click!
"Son? You're leaving late today."
"Yeah, I had some things to tidy up in my room. I'll just look around the area roughly today too."
"Alright, always be careful."
I took my weapon out of my inventory, and Bang!
As I opened the front gate, "Huh? You are..."
Unlike a normal zombie, a slightly more muscular zombie was standing in front of our house.
Grrr...
Did Harang-ssi contact it to come?
"Alright, I'll go to Harang-ssi's place to say hello. Let's go, you too."
Grrr...
The zombie seemed to understand me, nodded, and set off down the alley with a fast pace.
"Seriously... should I learn Zombie Control too...?"
I reconsidered my career path because the function looked so convenient, but... ugh... still, the underwear outfit is too much...
I was suddenly grateful for the spear in my hand.
I followed Harang's zombie, which was already smashing normal zombies up ahead, and Stab!
I arrived in front of Harang's house while hunting normal zombies.
Creeeak.
Her front gate was still open.
I naturally went up to the second floor and knocked on the front door.
Bang, bang.
"It's open! Come in."
At her voice, I opened the door, and...
"...Harang-ssi, where do you get your supplies from?"
I was amazed at the living room floor, which was starting to get dirty again even though I had cleaned it neatly yesterday.
"My babies are treated as possessions, so they can enter buildings."
Once again, I was drawn to the appeal of Zombie Control.
"Sigh... Even so, aren't you running low on food soon?"
I cleaned by decomposing the trash on the floor into Peanut Butter.
"That's true... The meat ran out a long time ago, and vegetables are getting dangerous too, unless it's something like potatoes."
Harang sat on the sofa, her massive breasts relying on tiny underwear, and gulp...
Even though I had fired 4 shots in the morning, my "son" almost stood up stiffly.
"So, I was saying, your mother is farming, right? How about I buy those vegetables?"
If it were you, Mom would probably give them to you for free, but...
In a world like this, the value of food rises. If I give it for free, I'll be looked down upon.
I intentionally put strength into my voice.
"You must have a lot of money? You spent 100 of them yesterday, didn't you?"
Grind...
Perhaps remembering that she had been ripped off by my words, she gritted her teeth and sighed.
"Sigh... It's an essential item, so I don't have any complaints, but..."
I smiled and sat on the sofa, far away from where she was sitting.
And I opened the system window, bought 3 Magnifying Glasses of Confirmation from the shop, and 6 magnifying glasses appeared on my hand.
Harang was startled by the magnifying glasses that appeared and approached me.
"Y-you!! Wh-where did you get these!!!"
Ugh... isn't this woman too defenseless?
Her hair was messy as if she hadn't washed after waking up, and there was a trace of drool around her mouth, but she was still beautiful, and her massive breasts and big butt were enough to stimulate me.
"A-ahem..."
I put all the magnifying glasses into my inventory and then stood up from the sofa.
As the magnifying glasses suddenly disappeared from in front of her eyes, she made a sound of disappointment and then shouted at me.
"Ah... Hey!! I'm asking where you got those!"
"That's a trade secret. So, if you want, I can sell you more, how about it?"
"Damn it..."
She started to worry with an annoyed expression, and in a crawling voice, "Give them to me... a little cheaper..."
"What? I can't hear you~?"
Even though I heard her, I teased her because she looked so cute like that.
"I said give them to me a little cheaper!!! I'm broke because I was cleaned out yesterday!! Damn it..."
Eventually, she exploded.
"Hahaha..."
Of course, I was able to supply butter thanks to my cheat-level ability, but having 100 Peanut Butters on only the 3rd day proved that she was an incredible veteran player and also evidence that she had made wise decisions.
'If I didn't have the Blessing of All Things... I wouldn't have even been able to meet Mom, let alone have electricity and water...'
I shook my head to clear my distracting thoughts and smiled gently again.
"How much do you have right now?"
I could check, but I asked to see if she would answer honestly.
"Th... 35..."
At the same time as her answer, I tried to use the blessing on her, but it didn't work.
'Huh...? Why isn't it working?!'
I was startled and tried to use the blessing again, but her information window still didn't pop up.
"Hey, why are you acting like that all of a sudden?"
Tap.
As I suddenly panicked, Harang tilted her head and tapped my shoulder, and at that moment, her information window popped up with a whoosh.
Thanks to her, I gained one realization.
That the targets I had used the blessing on so far were targets I had made contact with.
'Phew... I was startled, thinking my ability was blocked... Anyway, so the blessing only activates upon contact... I'll have to be careful.'
"Hahaha... N-no, it's nothing."
I smiled awkwardly and checked if what she said was true.
[Currency Owned]
36 Peanut Butters
Look at this?
I could tell she had understated it by one.
My emotions returned to normal, and I smiled gently.
"Harang-ssi, I studied psychology in college."
Psychology my ass, my major was Japanese.
"Th... so what?"
"It means I can tell whether the other person is lying or not."
Gulp...
Harang swallowed at my words, and...
"Lying between friendly people like us..."
As I dragged out my words, "Ah! Fine, I get it!! I hid one!! 36!! Are you happy now!!"
I smiled, took one magnifying glass out of my inventory, relinquished ownership, and placed it in her hand.
She looked back and forth between the magnifying glass placed on her hand and my face.
"See? Since you're being so honest, it makes me want to give it to you as a gift, doesn't it?"
I smiled and sat on the sofa.
"Wow! Are you really giving it to me for free!? Thank you!! You were a good guy after all?!"
Crazy!?
Harang was happy to have received a valuable item for free, and in her excitement, she hugged me tightly.
I'll say it again, she is a woman in underwear with insane breasts.
In other words, my body is currently being stimulated by her soft breasts, and I'm a lifelong virgin who ate stamina lettuce, so my stamina is permanently increased...
Even if the buff had ended, it was enough of a situation for me, who had no immunity to women, to get excited.
Bulge...
My "son" got a powerful erection.
"Oh my? Hehehe... You... this..."
Damn it...
Since Harang was sitting on top of me and hugging me, she realized the identity of the hard object felt on her lower body.
Stroke, stroke. She stroked my "son," who was suffering from being squeezed in my pants.
"What's this~? What is this~?"
I tried to get up from the sofa to escape this situation, but at that moment, Harang whispered something in my ear.
"If you give me one more magnifying glass... I can help you get it out... how about it?"
Fuuuck... Mother... your son is... about to... climb the stairs to adulthood...