Chapter 442: The Hero Climaxes in Defeat Again Today[R-18] (32)
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 442: The Hero Climaxes in Defeat Again Today[R-18] (32)
The journey to the Holy Kingdom was longer than expected. As we traveled from the south to the north, the temperature dropped steadily with the distance.
“It’s getting chilly.”
“Well, it’s the north. But you don’t get cold, do you?”
“I mean mentally. This is a matter of sentiment.”
I grumbled, holding the phoenix egg in my arms with a blank expression. The faint warmth from the shell warmed my body, but it did nothing for my spirit.
“When the hell is this damn egg going to hatch?”
“It hasn’t even been a month yet.”
“Carrying it around every day is a pain. It’d be much more productive to be getting serviced by a woman’s mouth pussy right now.”
“Sigh… I’ll do it for you. Spread your legs.”
Inside the carriage, she, who had been sitting across from me, slowly knelt down. Bi-yeon’s hands unzipped my pants with a practiced motion and took out my cock.
“Huuup… Haaauuup… Chuuup… Jjooop…♡”
A slow sucking motion between moist lips, swallowing it deep.
“Your fellatio skills seem to be improving. Did someone teach you their secrets?”
“Chureup…♡ Hmm… No, I’ve just… gotten used to your cock… Fufu…”
Bi-yeon looked up proudly before lowering her head deep again. She rolled the tip of her tongue over the glans while cupping my heavy testicles in her hand.
“Ngh… Jjooop…♡ Ahh… Don’t… suddenly thrust so deep…!”
“Sorry.”
Wet, lewd sounds echoed from within Bi-yeon’s mouth. Hot breath, a soft tongue—everything came together exquisitely, enveloping my cock.
Outside the carriage, frost coated the ground and a thick morning fog blurred the windows, but inside, it was a completely different world.
—C-crack.
“…Huh?”
In that moment, a strange cracking sound grazed my ears. My focus, which had been on Bi-yeon’s fellatio, shifted as I felt something move subtly in my arms where I held the egg.
When I looked down, the phoenix egg had a faint crack and was trembling slightly.
“Hey, hey. Wait a second.”
I grabbed the head of the kneeling Bi-yeon and slowly pushed her away.
“Stop sucking. The egg cracked.”
“…Huh? What did you say?”
Bi-yeon asked with a curious expression, lifting her head with saliva still on her lips.
I held up the egg and tilted it slightly.
—Puuuk…
Hot steam rose from the small opening as a thin crack formed on the eggshell’s surface. Inside, a translucent membrane peeled back, and something began to squirm within.
“It’s moving.”
I narrowed my eyes and looked down at the egg.
Bi-yeon, unable to contain her curiosity, moved closer. With traces of semen still around her mouth, her face held a strange tension as she stared intently at the egg.
—Tuk.
A small life from inside the phoenix egg tapped the shell.
Fwaaa—!!
For a moment, the inside of the carriage was engulfed in a red flash. A beam of light shot up with intense heat, and a blinding afterimage scattered.
When the light faded, what appeared where the egg had been was—
...with pure white feathers, a comb as big as its body, a chubby belly, and annoyingly slanted eyes...
“…A chicken?”
I blinked and muttered, while Bi-yeon licked her lips and said quietly.
“It’s a living… chicken.”
The chicken—no, the infant phoenix—stomped its foot, creating a spark of flame, then turned its eyes toward Bi-yeon.
“Kkoooooo!!”
Puffing up its feathers and raising its comb, the chicken unceremoniously jumped onto Bi-yeon’s ample chest.
“Whoa?! Why is it on top of me?!”
Bi-yeon shook her body in an awkward posture, but the chicken had no intention of falling off.
It snuggled cozily between her breasts as if hugging them, its eyes half-closed. Like a chick that had found its nest.
“Hey, you little shit, that’s my spot!”
I shouted, pointing a finger at the phoenix.
The creature opened its eyes slightly, opened its beak, and shot a small, cute fireball at me.
The hem of my clothes was slightly singed.
“This chicken-headed bastard… After I took such good care of it…”
Bi-yeon clutched her stomach and laughed mockingly.
“Puhahahaha! You got ignored!”
The corner of my mouth twitched as I opened my inventory. I took out a small dagger I had stored inside and said.
“Hehe… Today, I’ll rip out your heart and deep-fry you in oil—”
“Kko…oooo…”
The baby phoenix trembled and took a step back.
“Hey! Don’t! Stop!”
Bi-yeon hurriedly hugged the phoenix and backed away.
“Move. I’m turning that thing into fried chicken right now.”
I spun the dagger and aimed its tip at the phoenix.
“No! Why are you trying to kill something so cute!”
“Hey, the original plan was to take out its heart, refine it, and bring it back to the real world.”
“That was the plan then! But now… it’s just… so cute! Let’s just raise it, okay?”
“Kkooo~ Kkoo!”
The baby phoenix chirped and flapped its wings, burrowing deeper into her embrace. It rubbed its back against her warm skin, looking as content as a chick that had found its mother hen.
All the while, its eyes were clearly looking at me. And then…
-Psst.
It smirked.
“…This little shit.”
I gritted my teeth and pushed the dagger closer. But the phoenix wasn’t scared at all; instead, it buried itself deeper into Bi-yeon’s chest.
“Kkokko-kko~”
The chicken-headed bastard crowed triumphantly, as if declaring victory. The sight of it with its face buried in her cleavage, only its eyes looking up, was so infuriating.
I gripped the dagger tightly and ground my teeth.
“Hand it over. I’m going to catch it and fry it right now.”
“You barbarian. Besides, it’s just a baby. Its heart would be useless even if you took it out.”
……She wasn’t wrong. If I took out its heart now, it would just be a small piece of meat.
“Haaah… Fine. I’ll spare it until it becomes an adult.”
I put the dagger away and glared at the chicken-head, while Bi-yeon stroked the phoenix’s small head and said.
“We should give it a name.”
“Chicken Head is good enough.”
“That’s so mean! We should give it a prettier name…! Hmm, how about Chicken Mayo?”
“…Your naming sense is atrocious, too.”
I sighed and shook my head.
“Hmm… Then how about Seasoned Chicken?”
“It’s getting worse! Just give it a normal name.”
“Aww, that’s no fun. Ah! Then how about ‘Fry’?”
I glared at Bi-yeon.
“Do you seriously only know chicken-related names?”
“I can’t help it! It looks so much like a chicken! It makes me want to eat it!”
“…Just take the ‘Mayo’ from the Gochu Mayo you like and call it that.”
“Oh! That’s a good idea!”
Bi-yeon lifted the phoenix high with both hands and smiled brightly.
“From now on, your name is… Mayo!”
“Kkooo~! Kko-kko!!”
The phoenix seemed to like the name Mayo, rubbing its beak gently against Bi-yeon’s cheek.
“Aigoo~ Our Mayo! You’re so obedient~ Such a good boy~”
“…What good boy? I’ve been burned twice because of that little shit.”
At that, the phoenix once again
“Kkoo~oo!”
cried out and intentionally spat a small flame in my direction.
“You little delinquent!! I’m seriously frying you next time, you hear me?!”
And so, a useless pet bird joined us on our journey.
“Ehehe… It’s… it’s cute…”
Ivril, who had dropped her stealth at some point, was carefully stroking Mayo as it sat on her lap.
Her eyes had completely melted as she carefully preened its feathers with both hands.
‘That chicken-headed bastard… It’s definitely a male.’
In no time, the creature had buried its face in Ivril’s cleavage and was being held quietly.
“Oh, my…”
The moment I saw that, I seriously wanted to smash that chicken-head with my fist. But if I did, both Bi-yeon and Ivril would surely look at me like I was trash.
‘…I have to endure it. It’s my loss if I get jealous of a mere creature.’
I closed my eyes and meditated.
Deep breath. Calm mind. Empty thoughts.
Just as I was suppressing my inner anger and sinking into tranquility.
“Kkoo? Kkoooooook!!”
Suddenly, the chicken-headed bastard went frantic, flapping its wings and bristling its feathers.
“What’s wrong, Mayo?”
Ivril held it in surprise, but the creature didn’t stop its warning cries.
At first, I thought it was just throwing a fit. But soon, my senses picked up numerous presences rapidly approaching our carriage.
The presences felt like a mix of humans and monsters.
“Ivril.”
“Yes?”
“Monsters.”
At the same time, I threw open the carriage window and gave an order to the knights outside.
“Monsters are approaching. There are more than expected, so everyone be on alert.”
“Yes, sir!”
The chicken-head was still crying out a warning, and I glanced down at it.
‘It detected them before my own senses did… I guess a divine beast is a divine beast.’
Even while held in Ivril’s arms, it continued to tremble its wings and watch the outside. And before long, the monster horde was nearly upon the carriage.
“Hm?”
Among the monster group slowly approaching in the distance, there was a powerful entity mixed in that the knights would be no match for.
I got out of the carriage and stared into the forest. Within a minute, the humans being chased would arrive here.
And then, a voice was heard.
“Haaak! P-People?!”
A black-haired man was running this way, carrying a woman under each arm.
“Duck if you don’t want to die.”
I took a sword from my inventory and swung it at the monster horde chasing the man.
—Chwaaaaak!
A crescent-shaped wave of sword energy flew out, cutting down all the monsters in sight.
—Kkieeeek!!
“Bi-yeon.”
“Got it.”
As Bi-yeon raised her hand, a fierce whirlwind enveloped the area. With a single gesture, invisible blades of wind began to sweep through the enemy ranks.
In an instant, dozens of monsters were sliced to pieces and fell.
“Huk… Huk! Th-Thank you!”
“Heek, heek…”
“Thank you… Hueee…”
They barely had a moment to catch their breath before more monsters poured out from beyond the forest.
And behind them, a massive silhouette slowly revealed itself.
I narrowed my eyes.
‘…An ogre?’
It was bigger and more ferocious than a typical ogre. It was well over three meters tall, and its entire body was covered in something like dull scales. It held a thick iron mace in its hand, and black saliva dripped from its mouth like venom.
‘A peculiar ogre.’
I could feel a dull, sinister demonic energy from it. At this level, even several mid-rank knights attacking together wouldn’t stand a chance.
“H-Hey! That thing… is incredibly strong— huh…?”
The man’s warning cry was cut short.
-Thud.
In an instant, the ogre’s torso split diagonally, spraying blood as it crashed to the ground.
With a heavy, dull thud, the massive body collapsed.
“What were you saying?”
-Thud.
“……Eh?”
The man stared at me with a frozen expression.
“No… way… Just now, how…”
I ignored the man’s words, flicked my sword clean, and slowly sheathed it. The ogre’s body on the ground was slowly disappearing as if burning into smoke.
‘A summoned creature. That means there’s someone else who summoned it.’
I immediately turned my gaze toward the forest. And I faintly sensed another presence.
“Bi-yeon, I’m leaving this to you.”
“Okay. Be back quick.”
Bonus
