Armpit Licking in the Apocalypse – Armpit 27% Probability Confirmed
[Probability that a normal person can casually bury their face between the armpits of someone who smells like sweat and powerful body odor: 24 percent]
[Probability that a normal person can casually bury their face between the armpits of someone who smells like sweat and powerful body odor: 27 percent]
[Probability that a normal person in extreme circumstances can lick the unwashed armpit of another person for a full five minutes: 19 percent]
[Probability that a normal person in extreme circumstances can lick the unwashed armpit of another person for a full five minutes: 19 percent]
Kiiing. Kiiing kiiing. Kiiing!
“Hey! What the hell are you doing, sniffing like some kind of pervert!”
Han Seolyu yelled in a panic as she watched me, her ears turning bright red.
She didn’t look actually disgusted, more like 99 percent embarrassed?
Back in the day I would’ve gone blank and stupid at that kind of behavior from her, but
I wasn’t that guy anymore.
The guy who’d buried his face in her crotch.
Now he was the guy who was about to legally lick her armpit for five full minutes.
Had to ride the momentum, huh?
“Seolyu.”
“Eh, huh?”
“As I said before, if we fail the reward gets canceled.”
“……”
“Right now we haven’t even found proper food or water, right? We can’t afford to fail. Honestly, I can starve, but you can’t. I figured that out.”
“…What?”
Han Seolyu’s eyes widened in confusion at my words.
“No way, I’m not… honestly not someone worth much.”
#Just from burying my face in her crotch, I have enough memories to live forever.
#I’d die without a second thought.
#Plus, after licking her armpit I could starve for a whole week and still be full.
I kept my true feelings locked down tight.
“You’re just a NEET who lives off gold-farming in games… honestly, what value does that have? You got me here. I was just following along.”
“Hey, pervert… why are you talking like that?”
“On the contrary, if the world’s collapsing and they pick the most promising talent to maybe fix this mess, it’d be you, not me, as a Seoul National University scholarship student.”
“Pervert…”
Haa, fuck, even I’m impressed by what I’m saying.
Almost clapped without thinking.
Did I really have that kind of talent?
Or maybe my brain was spinning so hard from the thought of tasting Han Seolyu’s armpit to my heart’s content that I’d forgotten to turn it off.
“……So just understand me. I don’t want to fail, so I need to go all in. The second my tongue touches your armpit, there’s no going back.”
“Ah, okay… if you put it that way…”
In the end Han Seolyu stared at me.
Then she squeezed her eyes shut, looking sorry.
“……I’ll believe you, pervert. I really didn’t think you’d say something like that. It’s, it’s not that bad. At least I don’t think so.”
So the others would think differently?
That was possible.
‘Whatever. Right now all that matters is Han Seolyu’s armpit.’
Kiiing-.
Once she gave permission I immediately went back to sniffing her armpit with full enthusiasm.
#A faint female musk.
#And that unmistakable armpit sweat smell.
#The fragrant, cock-melting scent only women can produce.
‘Aaaah…’
I understood now.
Why she’d let me into her crotch but not her armpit.
Yeah, it had been a while since her armpit had that sweet floral smell.
Instead a very obvious musk was coming off it.
‘Haa, but compared to the time I’d sneak my hand under my shirt and sniff my own armpit sweat while playing games, this is 1,256 times better.’
Even Han Seolyu wouldn’t know that.
I often checked my own armpit smell, and sometimes jerked off and smelled the hand that’d been squeezing my balls.
And just like I said earlier.
The smell that was 5,672 times better than hers was right here—Han Seolyu’s armpit.
Most of all, look at that sinful shape.
Haa, fuck, armpits are heaven.
This was another pussy.
“P-please, pervert… when, no, how long…”
“Seolyu, go all in for me. Help me.”
“Yeah, I’ll hold it in too…”
Han Seolyu tightened her left hand around her right elbow to open her armpit even wider.
Ooh, gracias…
‘Haa, Bintae. The second my tongue touches it, this golden moment is limited to five minutes.’
I pressed my face into her armpit as if I was about to spend my entire fortune on the first time I’d ever tasted caviar.
“Oh-”
“Wh-what? Is my smell too strong…? Or is there something weird tasting in my armpit…?”
“Ah, no. It’s, it’s fine.”
The second my nose touched her armpit I was rock-hard and a little Cooper’s fluid leaked out.
Soft… so soft and pliable…
And yet the smell I’d enjoyed so much before punched straight into my brain through my nose, and I couldn’t help but moan in admiration.
If I could, I would’ve grabbed my cock with my free hand and jerked off right here.
#If I came like this Han Seolyu’s thigh would be covered!
#That’s just a dream.
‘Ah, I don’t need to hold back?’
I immediately grabbed her shoulders with both hands.
“P-please, pervert…?”
“To make sure I don’t fall, please excuse me for a moment. Han Seolyu, left.”
“……Y-yeah.”
With her armpit fully open, I finally pressed my tongue against the desert oasis, my own private paradise.
-Lick!
“Hiiiiiiiehh…”
#Engkiit!
#I’m gonna cum!
#Full erection!
#What is that moaning!
Aaaah, gods.
Please kill me right now.
But I don’t have any regrets.
‘This isn’t just licking an armpit.’
I was stupid.
I didn’t know.
That’s why a thousand words beat one look, a thousand looks beat one experience.
It finally clicked for me when I realized the guys who kept telling me one video was better than one real pussy had been right.
The second my tongue touched the armpit.
#A faint tremor.
#The smell grew richer with my saliva mixed in!
#The unique texture I could feel through my tongue!
#And even her moan as a reward.
This wasn’t just a physical act.
It was beautiful in itself, full of mental connection.
‘T-tastes so good…’
It was the truth.
This was the first time in my life I’d ever felt something this delicious.
No feast could compare.
When I was little and got a bruise on my arm I’d sucked on it myself until it healed… but even that didn’t compare to the delicacy and emotion this gave me.
“Lick… lick, chuup, churrrrrup…”
“Huuu, p-pervert… you really have to be so thorough…”
“Just to make sure I don’t fail, I’m giving it everything. Chew up.”
“U, yeah…”
[Probability that humans can taste something delicious from armpits: 7 percent]
[Probability that humans can taste something delicious from armpits: 8 percent]
5 minutes was short.
Of course, just those five minutes made Han Seolyu’s entire right armpit drenched as if she’d showered ten times.
But she hadn’t actually showered.
Because even from far away her armpit smell mixed with my saliva was still fragrant and filling my nose.
“……Pervert, you okay?”
I pulled my face away from her armpit.
When I stayed quiet for a while Han Seolyu called my name with worry.
“Ah, yeah… I’m fine.”
Her voice sounded like it had hit the zen state.
‘Aaaah, I was so satisfied I almost ascended mentally.’
And then.
[#Lewd Quest completed.]
[#Reward: Bone Broth Pasta, Arugula Salad, Cider, Water]
The rewards appeared instantly.
Cleanly packaged food materialized from nowhere.
The pasta was still hot, the water and cider cold enough to have condensation.
‘Aaaah, gods.’
I’d been non-religious for over twenty years.
But today I decided to believe in them.
The gods who’d made me happy when I was about to die.
Not only that, but they gave me rewards too?
If they were giving everything away, what was left for the gods?!
#…….
‘Even the quest is free, and now they’re giving rewards.’
Meanwhile.
Han Seolyu carefully picked up the pasta and salad that had appeared from thin air with both hands, but her expression was a little off.
“……Pervert, you eat first.”
“……Eh?”
-Gurgle.
Even with my stomach growling, when I saw Han Seolyu holding out the bowl toward me my eyes widened.
“S-Seolyu, why?”
Had she been shocked by how explicitly I’d licked her armpit…?
“You said it yourself earlier. People like me are useless in this world, and you’re more useful.”
“Eh? Eh….”
“No, the opposite. I did nothing. If I’d been alone I couldn’t even pretend to be decisive. Same with this. You earned it.”
“……”
“I thought about it from the opposite perspective. If I’d received the same conditions as you, could I have done it? No, I definitely couldn’t have. Five minutes? I couldn’t even last one.”
Aigoo.
Han Seolyu was too smart for this.
‘Unlike Geum Taehee and Choi Yura, her personality was pretty good.’
“In situations like this… the reward should be divided according to contribution.”
“W-what? Seolyu! You’re not that kind of character! Don’t say weak things. Come on, eat. Eh? You eat a lot. I’m really fine. If you eat a lot, I can’t eat too.”
#Probably.
#Seolyu was under a lot of mental pressure.
#If it was Yura and Taehee…
#……But the opportunity still came.
I snapped a disposable wooden chopstick and handed it to her hand.
I also pushed the pasta and salad toward her.
“Pervert, but……”
“Tsk! Stop saying weak things. Han Seolyu, snap out of it. Honestly, I think I’m in a much better state than you. Then it’s your turn to eat. We need to recover our energy together. Don’t make me, a hothead, give you cold judgment.”
“Really, you’re fine?”
“Of course!”
-Gurgle.
Even my own stomach rumbled.
But mentally I was so full I had zero desire to actually eat the pasta, salad, or water.
“……Yeah, thank you.”
-Slurp. Chew.
Han Seolyu carefully ate the pasta and quietly chewed, her shoulders occasionally trembling.
-Drip, plop.
When I saw a small water droplet fall onto the pasta I turned my head away.
How much time had passed…?
“Hey, pervert… you eat too. Don’t be stubborn. Hurry.”
“Eh…?”
When I saw Han Seolyu holding out a big clump of pasta on her chopstick, I swallowed hard.
If she fed me, the words would be different…?
My appetite was gone…?