Chapter 113
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 113
Chapter Title: Moonlit Trespass
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"What are you all doing?"
After filling Maeve's womb to the brim with my seed and parting ways, I returned to find the group standing in the hallway, at a complete loss.
"Oh, Min-jun. Well... the room's in such a state that we couldn't really go in and rest..."
The room was definitely in no condition for anyone to crash in.
As I mulled that over, Yi Sera piped up from the side with her usual snark.
"Looks like Big Tits Sis needs to pee."
"S-Sera!"
Ah, spotting the Saintess, she ducked her head in embarrassment, rubbing her thighs together. Sure enough, ever since we'd been caught here this morning, no one had gotten a chance to relieve themselves.
We'd had a brief opportunity in the ancient sewers, but with other guys around and it being a dangerous zone, they probably couldn't speak up.
"Yi Sera, what about you?"
"...I gotta go too."
Truth be told, judging by her behavior, Yi Sera looked even more desperate. She was hopping from foot to foot, clutching her crotch. She could just use stealth and handle it, so I had no idea why she was holding out like this.
"What about you two?"
"Hmm, well."
"Ahem."
Shin Seo-yeon and Han So-hee hadn't said anything out of pride, but they seemed to be in the same boat.
I slipped between the two and slyly yanked their panties up from behind. They jolted in surprise, clamping their thighs together and shaking their heads at me furiously as they trembled.
"D-Don't! Let go, let go! It's gonna come out!"
"S-Stop it!"
Both were so damn cute.
I released their panties and beckoned them.
"Follow me."
"Where to?"
"You all said you needed to go, right?"
Then Yi Sera chimed in.
"Eek. I can't use a toilet like that."
She must've heard some wild stories from Maeve. I chuckled and told her not to worry.
"Do we have to use the toilets here?"
"What do you mean?"
Oh ho, looks like So-hee was the most urgent. She was the first to tag along. Alright, then let's hurry it up.
We slipped out from behind the Black Anchor Merchant Company building.
Talk about unlucky.
Two patrolling soldiers spotted us emerging into the alley and widened their eyes.
"You beasts...! Gahk."
"Gurk."
They met their ends without a peep. As the soldiers crumpled, two men in beggar rags behind them gave us a casual nod. The backs of their hands bore the Black Anchor tattoo.
"Who are they?"
"Barcus's people."
Word about us had already spread.
Fast work. Then again, we might be the only party in Haran consisting of four women and one man. And this was Barcus's home turf—no soldiers around here would mess with us.
With a soft rustle, they dragged the dead soldiers into the shadows.
"Let's move out too. Put your robes back on, everyone."
I led the group onward. The night was deep, and the city, its chase at an end, slumbered quietly in the darkness. The robes worked wonders too—no one gave us a second glance.
Slipping through the night, we arrived at a fairly large building. A luxurious house with its own courtyard. No private guards, though, so probably not nobility.
'We're in the commoners' district, so it's just a well-off family's place.'
After scaling the wall and scouting inside, I dropped back down and gathered the group, who were keeping watch.
"We're going over the wall and in now. Follow right behind."
With that, I scooped the Saintess up princess-style and hopped onto the wall. At about four meters high, it was a bit much for someone without athletic prowess like her.
"Eek. Th-Thank you."
"No problem."
I gently set the bashfully clinging Saintess down safely on the other side, scanned the surroundings to confirm it was clear, then signaled the rest to come over.
Tap-tap.
Han So-hee leaped over effortlessly with graceful poise, like she was dancing. With her strength at 48, she had plenty of margin.
"Nngh."
Yi Sera, with only 20 strength, struggled with the jump alone, but I grabbed her hand midway and pulled her up easily.
"Oppa is the best, as always."
"Yeah, yeah."
Climbing was tough for her, but she landed lightly like a reaper.
"Hey, carry me like you did Sis."
One person was digging in her heels, refusing to climb. I waved her off like she was talking nonsense.
"Just come up."
"Hah? You're discriminating now? I'm a mage too—this is hard for me."
"Have some shame? Your strength is only 1 point off So-hee's."
Under the Binding status, Shin Seo-yeon's total stats even outstripped Han So-hee's. A mage, my ass.
"Or break the Binding. Then I'll carry you."
"Tch."
Shin Seo-yeon clicked her tongue and climbed up. She'd always had great athleticism, so she cleared the wall with ease.
"Auntie, gaslighting failed?"
"Shut it."
"Pfft."
"Wanna die?"
Alright, let's check out the house layout.
There were three buildings inside the wall. From what survivors in my first run had said, locals here always separated their toilet, living room for meals, and bedroom into distinct structures.
The opposite of how we humans crammed everything into divided rooms in one building.
Even poorer homes tried to split them into separate buildings if possible, so one of those had to house the toilet.
"Dickhead, why overthink? Just check 'em one by one."
"No need. It's this one."
"Huh? How do you know?"
Two small buildings, one large.
No way they'd make the toilet the biggest, so the large one was for cooking, eating, and daily life.
Of the remaining two, breathing sounds came from one.
"Hah? You can sense that?"
"Yeah, sounds like they drank—pretty loud snoring."
"You're joking, right? I don't hear a thing. You girls?"
The women shook their heads.
The stat gap was just too wide; this kind of disparity was inevitable.
"Anyway, it's this one."
And sure enough, inside was a cozy changing area with towels, and further in, a shower room and toilet.
The Saintess clasped her hands and beamed.
"Wow, Min-jun, you're amazing! You nailed the toilet spot... You seem like a pro!"
"Sis, what if burglary is cool? What Dickhead just did is straight-up breaking and entering, even if you squint."
"Eek. B-But it looks cool to me."
Can't be helped. That innocent brightness was our Saintess through and through.
"Anyway, I'm first for number one!"
"I'm doing number two."
"Then I'll take third."
Eek. Th-That... The Saintess was always a step behind. While she floundered, everyone else had claimed their turns. Clutching her crotch and shivering, she pleaded.
"P-Please hurry and come out quick."
"Hm, might take me a bit."
"No way..."
Number one Shin Seo-yeon, thrilled, teased mercilessly at the door.
"Quit the childish crap and get in already."
"Hey, childish?!"
But pee-desperate Han So-hee shot her a glare.
"How about you, me, and Master spend some private time tonight, just the three of us?"
"......"
One word, and Shin Seo-yeon tucked tail. Still reeling from that day's harsh lesson, she turned into a meek kitten and slunk inside obediently.
"U-Um, Min-jun, you desperate too? Hey, should I yield to you?"
The Saintess asked with a face that screamed she'd wet her panties any second. I waved it off, saying I was fine.
"I already took care of mine earlier."
I'd let loose mid-play with my new kitty. Phew, relief washed over the Saintess's face.
The women took turns one by one, emerging refreshed. They glanced around, somewhat impressed.
"But this toilet's super clean."
"Indeed. Exceptionally hygienic for the civilization level."
"Yeah. No smell at all."
Good maintenance played a part, but unlike the slums, commoners' toilets here connected to the ancient sewers.
Business went straight through underground purification facilities into the sea via sewers.
No need for separate structural upkeep.
'Plus, every house has plumbing, so it stays pristine.'
In simple terms, the city and its people kept clean enough for daily water washing and showers.
Of course, the water got used up from the upper districts down, so none reached the slums or harbor.
They could only use water late at night when usage dropped, but even then, harbor and warehouse work hogged it, leaving the poor perpetually short.
Rain days were their only washes.
No wonder those streets were filthy.
"Hey, Dickhead. Can't we just take this place over and crash here? Claim it as our base."
"Not a bad idea, if you ask me."
"Yeah! I like it too!"
The Saintess panicked a bit.
"W-We have to rob people too?"
Unthinkable for someone who'd lived righteously on Earth, but my crew was firm.
"Yeah! This house is ours starting now!"
"No choice, right? Survival and all."
"B-But..."
"Sis, don't feel too guilty. Or would you rather stay in that bug-infested dump from before? Pee in the filthy spots that foreign lady described?"
"!!"
She shook her head wildly, startled, then balled her fists.
"I-I'll do my best too!"
With that, the Saintess wore a face full of determination. The other three watched her fondly.
...Don't corrupt our Saintess, you lot.