Chapter 76: Guild Creation
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 76: Guild Creation
"Ah... This can't be happening."
Thud...
I stood up from my chair in front of the computer, only to collapse weakly to the floor.
- So when is it happening when is it happening when is it happening?
- Fucking hyped already
- Do-hee, just think of it as a good thing. You gotta farm that lewd power.
- We're the ones training you ourselves lol
- fr at this point shouldn't we be getting paid for fucking you?
- But is this even possible?
- Let's get that pussy training started~
- Dunno, Lee Do-hee will figure it out lol
'What am I going to do...?'
It had already happened. If I hadn't spun the roulette wheel at all, maybe, but now that I had, there was no way to cover this up.
But I couldn't just go through with this mindlessly.
This wasn't a matter of whether I wanted to do it or not.
It was a matter of safety, the lack of a venue to accommodate tens of thousands of people, and most importantly, I'd get arrested by the police if I did something like this in the real world.
My viewers' opinion of me might improve, but public opinion could turn against me. My image could change from a 'girl crush' Awakened to just a whore who's crazy for dick.
Besides, if it was only for one day, some people would get to do it and some wouldn't. How would I even choose? Complaints would explode among my viewers.
'Is there really no way out of this?'
Just then, I got a message from my landlady.
[Do-hee... are you sure this is okay? This is something you want to do, right?]
Of all the streams for her to watch for the first time, it had to be this one...
It was embarrassing, but her message gave me a good idea.
'Right, I can't satisfy everyone anyway.'
“Everyone, do you have any idea what you've just done?”
I stood up confidently, placed my hands on my hips, and spoke in a low, scolding tone.
- ???
- What
- Ahem, no excuses
- Ahem…
- ?
- Huh?
- Uh…
The viewers' dopamine levels, which had shot through the roof, began to slowly come down at my calm words.
“No, really, everyone. How are we supposed to do this? Where would we find a place for tens of thousands of viewers? Who would take responsibility if something went wrong? And before any of that, getting paid for sex is still illegal in Korea. Do you want to see me get taken to the police station for illegal prostitution and public indecency?”
The Tower appeared and the world changed drastically, but Korea's outdated legal and political systems hadn't changed one bit.
Special laws for the Awakened were created, but the immunity that exempts them from criminal charges mostly applies to conflicts that happen inside the Tower.
- What
- Ah, which prison are you going to?
- These bastards look like they'd follow her to prison lmaooo
- I don't care I just wanna fuck your pussy now!!!
- Ungae, baby viewer doesn't know about complicated stuff like that.
- Right, what do we do?
“We have to compromise. In one day, there's no way all of you could have a turn anyway. Should we go by donation ranking, starting from first place? Even if we say five minutes per person, that's only twelve people an hour. In twenty-four hours, we wouldn't even get through three hundred people, would we?"
[Current Viewers: 117,589]
Word must have spread that I was holding an event, because a huge crowd had gathered since lunchtime.
- What
- Wait, then...
- What was my rank?
- Can't you see you have over 100,000 viewers right now?
- What about the rest of us?
[DoheeTunaSoDelicious has donated 50,000 won]
I agree.
- Oh
- No...
- That evil bastard
- See? Who told you not to donate regularly?
- Are you discriminating against viewers who don't donate?
“I'm not trying to discriminate, I'm pointing out the problems with the penalty. The paradise you're all hoping for doesn't exist. I only have one body. Having 100,000 people jump me was a ridiculous penalty from the start.”
- Ah, I've been living for this day...
- Limp dick...
- T_T
[Max&Mix has donated 10,000 won]
So are you really going to pick based on donation rank? T_T
"No. I, Lee Do-hee, may take special care of my donors, but I do not discriminate against people based on money. Of course, I've come up with an alternative that I think will satisfy everyone!”
I hadn't planned on revealing this right now, but this was the best way to resolve the current situation.
- Ooh?
- Is she extending the period?
- What is it?
- She has an alternative?
- Oh
I operated the computer and opened a simple PPT file I made yesterday.
[File Name: Lee Do-hee Guild.pptx]
When I clicked the file, a very shoddy-looking PPT, the kind an elementary schooler would make, appeared.
◆ [(Congrats) Lee Do-hee Guild Opening (Celebration)] ◆ (Fanfare)
- ???
- Wait a minute
- A guild?
- Eh?
- This looks so fucking cheap and shitty lmaoooo
- Oh?
- Guild?
- What
- What is this
- Who made this?
- What, is this for real?
“Alright, everyone. You want to do it with me? It's simple. Join my guild!!!”
The perfect compromise that could both activate the guild and fulfill the penalty.
'Join my guild and I'll do it with you.'
- What? If I join the guild, is it really possible?
- What the fuck is this?
- Wow
- What, is this a good thing?
- How do I join?
- I'll join!!
- I'm joining right now, how do I do it?
“Okay, calm down and listen to my plan first. I'll take questions when I'm done!”
I naturally took control of the atmosphere and began the guild presentation.
'I have to carry out a penalty that my current viewers will accept, while also maximizing the promotional effect for the guild.'
Perhaps thanks to my survival instincts, my mind started spinning rapidly.
“First, I will only be carrying out the penalty for Awakened who have joined my guild.”
The Awakened's immunity privilege.
Article 1, Section 3. Incidents occurring with people from the virtual world inside the Tower are not subject to criminal punishment.
Article 1, Section 5. Incidents occurring between Awakened inside the Tower will not be prosecuted if they are consensual.
Because of these two articles, personal duels and even guild battles frequently occur in the Tower's neutral zones.
This is also why Yoon Seong-gi and that Dae-geom guy weren't criminally charged for raping me, since I didn't report them myself.
Of course, the chat was flooded with protests, asking what non-Awakened should do and how to join, but I ignored them for now and continued.
'This was something I was already thinking about anyway.'
The stats I can grant through the womb tattoo and breast milk amount to 64 stat points.
+16 to all stats might not sound like much, but it's worth at least 3 to 4 billion won. I was just wondering yesterday how I could use this asset without causing any controversy.
But now that the situation has changed like this, what choice do I have?
'I have to give what's owed, I guess...'
“First, let me explain our guild's purpose. All you have to do is join. There are no rules about farming for the guild, or accepting a lower contribution share for the sake of promising newcomers. You just have to join.”
- ???
- Just join? That's it?
- So it's like just being on the roster?
- What are the benefits?
- Tell us the requirements to join!!
“The benefits... I just told you. I will help you raise all your stats by 16.”
Something only I can do.
Providing a free onahole pussy... no, I mean, a whopping +16 to all stats.
This way, the value of fucking my body once is 3 to 4 billion won. Providing this to new guild members isn't selling my body, it's a new member sign-up benefit, right?
There's a huge difference between a prostitute who just takes money for sex and a woman who's willing to use her body to climb the Tower or fight against the great guilds.
“As for the joining requirements, for now, you just have to be a viewer of my stream. You can think of it as a streamer-centric guild.”
In fact, it's quite common for streamers like me to play solo at first and then gather their viewers to create a guild later on. So, from the viewers' perspective, it's not a new concept and should be easier to accept.
“We're also concerned about retaliation from the great guilds, so we'll operate without revealing our identities to each other. Of course, you'll need trustworthy party members from the same guild to climb the Tower, right? For that, we can create a party recruitment board on our fan cafe and form parties among ourselves.”
There's no need to move around in a huge mob.
After the 1st floor, you can freely move between waiting rooms inside the Tower just by sharing codes. So, we can recruit party members through posts on the cafe and share waiting room codes via messenger to meet up.
“The guild has already been created, but official activities will begin in one week. And... at that time, I will carry out the penalty for the new recruits.”
- Ooh...!!
- Fuck, I'm joining right now
- Ah, I'm quitting my shitty small guild and joining lol
- A week is a little tight
- I'm a civilian, can I join too?
- So do the regular viewers just have to watch? T_T
As expected, a good number of viewers were satisfied, but I could still see many who were not.
I can't abandon all of them.
Of course, most of them will be left out, but I can't let them feel like, 'Ah, Lee Do-hee is turning her back on me.'
“This would be unfair to the non-Awakened, right? Of course, I'll give you a chance.”
Public opinion.
A streamer must always be mindful of public opinion.
I need to figure out if this is just a joke, a few active trolls, or people speaking their minds on behalf of the silent majority.
And in my opinion, these people are speaking up for the non-Awakened who can't bring themselves to say anything.
“In three months, I will accept a second round of the penalty. Why three months? Because the minimum completion requirement for an Awakener Academy is usually three months. Non-Awakened, get your training and pass the 1st floor. Then, if you receive the +16 all stats from me before climbing to the 2nd floor, you'll be able to pass it with ease.”
Are you jealous and feel it's unfair that only the Awakened get to do it? Then become an Awakened yourself!
This way, I've given the non-Awakened a chance, at the very least. Whether they take it or just stay put is their choice.
“As I said earlier, in one week, I plan to provide the, uh... elixir service? to the newly joined Awakened first.”
I couldn't bring myself to call it a pussy service.
Right, from now on, the name of this act is 'providing an elixir'.
I'm absolutely not selling my body, nor am I doing this because I'm some perverted bitch who likes getting fucked. This is all for the sake of providing an elixir.
'Mhm... this is right. It's common for a guild master to provide elixirs to their guild members... Yup!'
As expected, rationalizing things to myself makes me feel at ease.
- This crazy bitch is pulling all sorts of shit just so she can get fucked good (This message has been deleted)
- No facts
- Ahem ahem
- Like you wouldn't do it too
- No badmouthing her for nicely packaging the sale of her free onahole pussy
- Is it a sale if it's free?
- Free is 4 billion won...?
- Shh
- Ahem
- Guys, read the room and chat lol
There was a comment that hit a little too close to home, but I ignored it and moved on.
“Ahem... As for the venue, since this is for Awakened, we plan to borrow the room of someone with a large personal waiting room.”
As you climb the floors, your personal waiting room gets bigger and bigger.
Even my own waiting room, which started out feeling like a small studio apartment, is now as large as the living room of a huge house.
If there's a trustworthy high-floor Awakened among the guild members, using their waiting room would be the most logical choice.
“Phew… Are you all satisfied now? First, I'll take some questions.”
None of this was planned; I just blurted out everything I thought of on the spot.
In the end, I closed my shoddy PPT, which I hadn't even gotten past the first page of, and looked at the chat.
- I'm satisfied, Do-hee
- Hah... I guess I need to start looking for an academy
- Honestly, we couldn't have complained even if she'd just refused lol
- She's really going through with it?
- She really did agree to everything
- So if I become an Awakened, I can fuck Lee Do-hee?
- But are there really no joining requirements?
“Joining requirements? Of course, there are. If you have a criminal record or are suspected of being a spy from a great guild, you won't be accepted.”
I especially need to be careful of spies from the great guilds.
The method for filtering out liars from a large group of people is very simple.
When I conduct guild member interviews, I just need to hire an Awakened who can use a lie-detection ability.
There are many people with this skill who are active in other guilds and various trials, so I can hire one as long as I have the money.
- Are there any other benefits besides the stats? If we transfer from another guild, will you pay the penalty fee for us?
Not everyone's brain is pickled in sex. There are also level-headed people who think rationally like that, wondering if my guild really has a future.
“Other benefits... To be honest, there aren't any yet. We'll build those up over time. And as for transferring from another guild, that's ultimately your own problem. I plan to make my guild one with a strong individualistic tendency, so I can't take responsibility for things like that.”
I have to be firm and say no when the answer is no.
What I want is for my stream viewers to join my guild and grow. And for them to become my reliable allies against the great guilds in the future.
"But then, the Awakened who are already in other guilds would feel it's too unfair, right? So I've thought about that too."
Actually, I hadn't thought about it at all. I was just making a preemptive move because I felt like the other Awakened would raise hell if I didn't.
"The top 300 in the donation rankings I mentioned earlier. If you're in that group, Awakened from other guilds can also participate! Of course, you have to be a regular viewer of my stream."
- Oh
- Wow, she's even doing this?
- I can feel her desire to offer up her pussy no matter what
- A bitch who's serious about her viewers' dicks...
- ??? : If you want to participate, donate more
- Is leaving the guild also unrestricted?
“No. The guild withdrawal policy is the same as other guilds. Even though it's a streamer guild made with viewers, I can't have people taking the stat bonus and running, can I? I will charge a fee equivalent to the value of those stats.”
Besides that, I answered countless other questions as sincerely as I could, about things like the application process and interviews.
Before I knew it, the topic had shifted. The initial 'free onahole pussy opening' was forgotten, and a lot of attention was now focused on the new guild I had created.
“Phew… Alright, I'll take questions up to this point. A well-organized announcement will be posted by the end of today. The person who has agreed to manage the guild is a close female acquaintance of mine, so I hope no one is rude to her.”
So much had happened today that I already felt completely drained.
And the vibrations from my phone, which had been going off for a while, felt ominous.
"Ahem... I'll end the stream here for today and get going. To be honest, none of this was planned, so I need to have an internal meeting right now. Thank you to everyone who donated and watched today!!"
[Do-hee, what have you done????]
I ended the stream while looking at the panicked message from my landlady.
And at that moment, Lee Do-hee had no idea just how massive the repercussions of her announcement would be.