Chapter 34: Unique Stat (2)
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 34: Unique Stat (2)
"GRAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Just as I was fuming, a donation arrived.
[Ding~]
[Abalone Porridge Master has donated 10,000 won]
Do-hee, stop freaking out and read the rest of the detailed description.
"Graaaah... Huh? The detailed description?"
Ah...
Right, this is a Unique Stat, isn't it?
There's no way a Unique Stat would end with just an effect like that.
Didn't I become completely overpowered with one of these in my past life? I was just so traumatized by what the administrator did on the 8th floor that I thought I'd been screwed over again.
"Hoo... Okay. There has to be something else, right? I'll take a look."
I had no idea what to expect, but I tapped it.
When I clicked on [Lewd Power], a whole lot of text popped up.
"Please... Huh?"
[Lewd Power Detailed Stats]
Individuals Engaged With: 4
Goblin A, Goblin B, Irene's Husband, Yoon Seong-gi
Total Times Ejaculated Into: 84
Vaginal Ejaculation: 74
Anal Ejaculation: 8
Oral Ejaculation: 0
Total Ejaculation Volume: 665ml
Total Orgasms: 236
Masturbation Orgasms: 0
Breast Orgasms: 1
Pussy Orga—
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
I swiped my hand wildly, immediately dismissing the status window.
- lolololololol
- So it was a Sex Status Window?
- Screenshot saved.
- Holy shit lololol
- So a goblin really was her first time.
- Is it true you've never masturbated?
- I think I've seen this in some kind of hentai game lol
- I posted the screenshot on the fan cafe's image board, go check it out.
"Aaaah... No, don't post it on the cafe!! Dammit, what is this..."
In an instant, I turned beet red from head to toe.
A Sex Status Window? Why did that pop up when I clicked for details? The numbers were so explicit it felt like I was baring my very soul.
Of course, I'd shown my naked body several times already, but this was embarrassing in a completely different way.
- Do-hee, you've never masturbated? Hehehe...
- This bitch has never even used a dildo.
- So she was a genuinely pure virgin before she started streaming.
- Her hymen probably tore while exercising?
- Holy fuck, it shows everything lol
- First time I've ever seen a streamer show her sexual history...
- She's so transparent, I'm starting to like her?
- Pregnancy count: 0. Confirmed.
- Public urination count: 0. I like that lol
"Aghhh... Wh-who was it?! Who told me to look at the details!!!"
[Abalone Porridge Master has donated 10,000 won]
Don't just look at the weird shit and close it, read it to the end, you fucking bitch!!!!
"Huh? There's more?"
- Oh...
- There's more after that lol
- You think a Unique Stat is a fucking joke?
- Wow, this is legendary.
Steeling myself against the embarrassment, I brought it up again to see what else was there. Most of it was that bizarre Sex Status Window, but at the very end, I finally found something useful.
- Unlocks at Lewd Power 10. (Unlocked)
<Elastic Pussy>: Your vagina and uterus will not tear or be wounded. They will stretch to accommodate your partner's dick size. This also applies to your anus and throat.
"What? What is this..."
- G-Genuinely useful.
- That's an overpowered trait right there lol
- No, this is actually really useful.
- lolololol
- Ogres are possible now!
- Do-hee, just whose dick are you planning to taste...
- Holy shit lol I'm curious what kind of species she's gonna do it with later lol
No way. This can't be real.
I read on.
- Unlocks at Lewd Power 30.
Sexual Skill Maximization: The positive efficiency of all your sex-related traits increases by 100%.
"Huh? Ooooooooh!!"
Yes. The time had finally come for all the weird sex traits I'd accumulated to shine.
- Holy shit
- Wait, then what about Do-hee's mana pool?
- That's fucking broken.
- Wait a minute? Does this mean...
- You need to hurry up and build that Lewd Power to unlock it.
- To unlock the trait...
- She's at 12 now, so she just needs 18 more people.
[DoheeTunaSoDelicious has donated 50,000 won]
Do-hee, should we have a fan meeting?
[Dotamuk has donated 50,000 won]
Spread your legs right now, you fucking bitch!!!
[Ask has donated 10,000 won]
Let's go, top 18 donors.
- Fuck, Do-hee, this is it.
- If you want to get stronger quickly...
- Let's pick randomly?
- Does this mean it'll increase on top of Irene's training method?
- A fan meeting. We have to do it, right??
- Please hold a fan meeting. How much will it cost?
"No, everyone, calm down... I'll read the rest first."
- Unlocks at Lewd Power 100.
Sturdy Body: ???
"Huh? I can't see the detailed description from here on out."
- Unlocks at Lewd Power 500.
- ??? : ???
No more details were visible. It seemed I could only preview the first two unlocks.
"Hehehe... This looks like it has a very promising future, doesn't it? First, shall we check which traits get doubled?"
'The efficiency of sex-related traits increases by 100%.' Just from this line, I couldn't be sure of its exact scope. There were a lot of traits that were ambiguously related.
I scrolled down to check the details of my status window, and...
[Due to your Unique Stat, some of your traits have fused.]
"Oh??"
Trait fusion.
It was something that occasionally happened when you acquired traits of a similar type. The conditions were surprisingly strict and it didn't happen often, but when it did, the result was always an improvement.
- Holy shit.
- Don't fuck with me. A Unique Stat and a trait fusion on the 8th floor? What the fuuuuuck.
- The guy above is 100% an Awakened lol
- Wow... I'm not even envious, I'm in awe.
First, let's see how it changed.
<[S-rank Onahole Body], [A-rank Mana Pool], [SS-rank Grand Magician Elard's Homunculus Body], and [S-rank Semenodynamic Conversion Womb] will now fuse.>
"Eh...? So many?"
Weren't these basically the core traits that boosted my stats?
[SSS-rank Sacred Onahole Body]
Strength +50%
Agility -25%
Defense +200%
Divine Power +1200%
This is Lee Do-hee's onahole body, newly modified by her Unique Stat. It has been altered to allow divine power absorption not only through the uterus but also through the anus, throat, and even the skin. The divine power sacs are still located in both breasts.
"Wow... Guys, is this for real?"
The situation had completely reversed.
A smile automatically spread across my face.
What? Just an erotic body?
No.
Now, it was a super-duper powerful erotic body.
All the trait values had increased exponentially, and my power source had completely switched from mana to divine power.
'And if I get my Lewd Power to 30, this will get doubled... Maybe I really am a cheat character...?'
I smiled, lightly covering my naturally parted lips with my hand.
- The fuck?
- What, did it change to divine power sacs?
- Cheatercheatercheater
- What the fuck are divine power sacs?
- If that gets doubled...???
- The name is still Onahole though lol
- That's seriously fucking broken, you bitch. How is this even possible?
- Gratsgratsgratsgrats
- The world's strongest onahole makes her entrance lol
Aside from the slightly weird name and description, it was an insane trait.
[ska1190 has donated 10,000 won]
'The 8th floor always gives you the trait you need most.'
- Holy shit, it's true.
- Ah...
- There's also 'The Tower is fair.'
- Doesn't seem very fair to me...?
[Yoo Seong-jin has donated 50,000 won]
Haaah... I'd be willing to get TS'd and fucked if it meant I could get a trait like that.
- Gay-bro...
- Seong-jin, my gay bro, I know you're desperate, but that's a bit much.
- Looks like Seong-jin was desperate lol
- I just got to the 6th floor yesterday. I'm going back down.
"Ahem... So! How about it? Why don't you all try doing what you were doing earlier?"
- What did we do...
- What?
- Her arrogance is so tilting.
- Haa... Why does only Do-hee get the broken traits?
"You all had fun making fun of me, didn't you? Hehehehe. A failure? Only good for you guys? Hahahahahahaha!!!!"
- ......
- No, I mean;;
- Dude...
Has anything ever felt this satisfying?
The reward I thought was a total bust had returned as a completely broken trait.
And it even had extremely high potential.
- Fuck, you were the one saying you were gonna destroy the Tower.
- Ah, why is this so annoying? lol
- Ah... you little shit lol
- Can I just try punching you once?
- Aaargh, so tilting.
- Haa... what's the point of living if I can't make fun of Do-hee anymore?
- In the end, it lives up to its SSS-rank... and on the 8th floor, no less...
"Ehehe... Well, shall we see if anything else has changed?"
Since most of the traits that had cluttered my status window were now combined into one, it was easy to spot.
"Oh? This changed too? What is it?"
What was definitely [SS-rank Divine Power of the Goddess Elios] had changed into something completely different.
[SS-rank Lewd Lee Do-hee's Divine Power]
All buff efficiency is increased by 200%. However, it can only be used on yourself or on targets you have had sexual intercourse with.
"Ooooh???"
This was huge. The name was a little weird, but the effect was incredible.
"Wait... then Haste is..."
<Haste Lv.3>
Consumes 7 Divine Power to increase Agility by 9 for 1 hour and 20 minutes.
- That's a level 3 buff...?
- It might not seem like a huge difference now, but later on, it's going to be completely broken;;
- What the hell is Lewd Divine Power lol
- But the fact that you can't give it to someone unless you've had sex with them is kinda funny.
- This also changed for the better;;
- Wait! Does this get doubled too?
'Ah, don't tell me this gets doubled later on too?'
If it did... a 400% increase in buff efficiency?
A 400% increase isn't four times. It's added to the base 100%, meaning a five-fold increase.
"Keheheheheheheh....."
Laughter just kept spilling out. The corners of my mouth were hooked up by my ears and wouldn't come down.
I was happy.
So happy that I genuinely wanted to hold a fan meeting for my fans.
Right now, if someone came and pounced on me, I was in such a damn good mood I'd probably just wiggle my ass and say, 'Just cum once and go~'
It was a pleasure like an orgasm, like a climax. I was as happy as I was when being forced into a breeding press.
"This is fucking sex!!!"
- Crazy bitch...
- You happy? Huh?
- Just you wait for the fan meeting, Do-hee.
- That's a look of pure joy lol
- That expression, fuck, it's so infuriating lol
- Fuck, just you wait for the fan meeting.
- Haa... my toy, Do-hee...
"Hehehe... Now then, shall we check if anything else has changed?"
- Fuck, no way there's more.
- Huh?
- Huh?
This time it wasn't a big change, just the name.
<Path of the Lewd Priest>
Defense +2
Mana +3
"Why did only the name change for this one?"
Could it be that this also became a sex-related trait when it changed? Just how much influence did this Unique Stat have?
'It wasn't this extreme in my past life...? Is it because I got it so early, without a Constellation contract?'
- Lewd bitch.
- Your job changed because of how lewd you are.
- lolololol
- Do-hee, hurry up and hold a fan meeting.
- What does a Lewd Priest evolve into?
"Hmm... I wonder. This is pretty important, but there's no information."
The reward for the 10th floor was a class.
You could make a contract with a Constellation later. The reward you received was a class given by the administrators based on your performance from the 1st to the 9th floors.
I had been thinking of a Paladin or Saintess class, but with a job path like this, there was a high chance I'd get something completely new.
"Eh... I'm curious what I'll get."
- Me too.
- I'm curious.
- If you're curious now...?
- Huh? Wait, don't tell me you're...
"I'm in a great mood. My stats have gone way up. Let's make a run for the 10th floor!!!"
With my current stats, I had more than enough power. Was there any reason to hesitate when I could go? My goal was to climb the Tower as fast as possible.
- Why is it so tilting to see her spirits revived like this? lol
- Go on, Do-hee, live your dream.
- Whatever class she gets, it'll be another broken one.
- It'd be hilarious if her class turned out to be 'Prostitute' lol
- Show us your final stats too.
"Ah, right. I'll show you my final stats with my buffs active. Watch closely, okay? Hehehe..."
I cast Haste and Strength and opened my status window.
<Final Stats>
Strength: 43
Agility: 24
Defense: 32
Divine Power: 315.9
Lewd Power: 12.2
Divine Power Recovery Rate: 1 per hour
Regeneration: 1
Bonus Stats: 12
All my general stats had increased by about 1.5 times, and I'd gained 10 bonus stats from the SSS-rank reward.
- Fucking 40 Strength? And what's with that Divine Power?
- This is just too fucking broken.
- 12 bonus stats...?
- I heard the Five Star Guild has a promising rookie this time. They're going to cry when they see this.
- Just the Five Star Guild? America's super rookie will be crying too lol
- Do-hee, I knew you could do it.
- We're the ones who raised you, you know that, right?
"Ahem, is that so? Well, I suppose you all did raise me... ahem..."
- What's with that reaction?
- Do-hee, you can't abandon us.
- Ahem, ahem~
"Hehehe... Just kidding. The truth is, I was only able to come this far thanks to all of you!"
The nasty viewers who were teasing me just a moment ago now looked truly lovable.
It had reached the point where I was even thinking, 'Should I hold a fan meeting?'
- Damn right it's thanks to us.
- Thanks to us (we only sexually harassed her).
- Ah lol
- lolololol
- Wow... a true prodigy is different from the very start.
- Actually, it's thanks to the administrator lol
- Do-hee, I was really rooting for you.
Including the bonus stats, I had grown nearly twice as strong in one go.
'SSS-rank rewards really are on another level... I'm sorry for doubting you, Administrator-nim. You had a plan all along... From now on, I will never curse or criticize you.'
And now, I was looking forward to the trials ahead.
'I wonder what kind of Super Sweet Ordeal the God-ministrator will give me on the 18th floor?'
Praising the administrator, I moved on to the next trial.