Chapter 284: This is a Setuuuup!
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 284: This is a Setuuuup!
"Ugh..."
This was no time to be embarrassed.
I am a Guild Leader...
Come to think of it, the guild doesn't have a name, does it?
In any case, I am the Guild Leader of the Lee Do-hee Guild, and the God of Breeding!
The owner of a breast milk factory that earns trillions of won a day, and the master of the Stat Copy Onahole!
What's more, I'm the protagonist of an EX-rank Onahole Body, one of only three officially recognized on Earth!
Uh... not much of that sounds normal, does it?
Anyway!
I quickly opened my Illusionary Garment, put on some normal clothes, and stood up on two feet like a person again.
I had transformed from a female pig back into a human.
"Ahem..."
"Ah..."
The interior contractors, finally seeming to come to their senses, covered the bulges in their pants and turned away.
If Ji-hye hadn't been here...
Wouldn't I have been fucked like an animal right then and there?
In that exact crawling position, my ass slapped like a beast's in an endless, infinite gangbang of beastly sex... until my uterus was filled to the brim with sticky semen...
No, what am I thinking again?!
"Ahem... We-welcome, everyone. You arrived quite early, didn't you? You're the ones in charge of the interior construction, correct?"
"Ah, yes! That's right!" they replied, still facing away.
It seemed a bit rude, but I knew why they were doing it, so I decided to let it slide.
"Uh... everyone, for all our sakes, let's just forget what just happened and do a good job!"
"Yes! Really, it wasn't intentional! It's just... my body reacted on its own..."
"You don't have to explain..."
I immediately stopped him as he began to gesture with his hands, outlining a large, fluffy mass of flesh in the air.
Though the commotion had passed, the interior construction work proceeded as planned.
I just relayed my thoughts to Ji-hye and came back.
"First, make the bedroom a little cozy, similar to my room but with a different feel. The Spirit Herb Field will keep expanding, so just put up a good fence there. And for the Summoned Beast area, just figure it out and make a nice space for them with houses and room to run around."
The Waiting Room could be expanded in any direction I wished. Once past the 10th floor, I could freely adjust its size as the available volume increased with each floor I climbed.
"I'll designate the area below as the Summoned Beast spawn zone, the upper left will be the Spirit Herb Field, and you can just decorate the rest however. Got it?"
"Yes, I understand perfectly, Guild Master!"
That's my Ji-hye.
I can just say whatever, and she gets it perfectly.
- Wow... that's a bit much.
- Reminds me of my senior in the army. Giving me PTSD.
- ??? : Just figure it out and do a good job.
- The hardest instruction of all: "Just handle it."
- The boss is so mean.
- "Just do whatever" << Mess up and you die.
"It's not like that, everyone."
The viewers were making a fuss over my vague instructions, but it was only because it really didn't matter how that part was decorated.
A classic trait of a dominant woman: doesn't care about interior design.
But if it's annoying, then she cares...
I expanded the Waiting Room as much as I could on the 45th floor.
I made it about three stories high and extended it toward the Spirit Herb Field and the Summoned Beast spawn zone.
The spawn zone for each Summoned Beast could be designated down to the centimeter, but I would set that up once their houses were built. For now, I just marked out a large area.
From here on, Ji-hye and the interior contractors would discuss and decide on the finer details.
What products to use, what materials and colors—that wasn't the Guild Leader's job.
Putting the right people in the right places and trusting them. That's what a Guild Leader does.
Of course, I had been massively betrayed once before, but that was because I was too focused on climbing the Tower. Now...
Huh...? Wait a minute... isn't it similar now? I'm still pretty focused on just climbing the Tower, right?
The landlady is here, but isn't this a structure where I've basically piled all the authority onto Ji-hye?
This... is no different from my past life, is it?
A realization dawned on Lee Do-hee.
No. Ji-hye is fundamentally different from a psychopathic conman bastard like Baek Do-hyeon.
I knew that guy was a scumbag who deceived people from the start, but I kept him around for the sake of climbing the Tower. Ji-hye is just a hard worker who's good at her job.
Ji-hye would never betray me.
Her combat power is low, for one, and she's a woman with her own story.
Once you trust someone, you trust them to the end.
That's my life's philosophy.
"Alright, let's just pick our reward and head straight to the 46th floor."
- The reward is important, yes.
- What? Where's the female pig farm sex?
- Ji-hye, could you step out for a moment?
- Ah, if only Ji-hye wasn't here, lol.
"Ahem, enough of that nonsense. Let's look at the rewards."
Come to think of it, what was the grade?
I was so caught up with Cheon So-rim that I didn't even check.
"I wonder what the reward grade will be!"
[An SS-rank reward will be given. Please select your reward.]
SS-rank.
With the solo play bonus, it would be upgraded one level from S-rank, and with my "Life is One Shot" trait, an SSS-rank reward would appear.
You might ask if only one of them becomes SSS-rank.
Yep, and I just have to pick that one~
"Kuaaaah!! This is it!!!"
As I screamed, Ji-hye and the contractors glanced my way for a moment before returning to their work.
- SSS again?
- This is ridiculous!
- Again?
- ?? ? Isn't this a bug?
- The Heavenly Demon trait is so OP, why was it only an S-rank difficulty trial?
- Fucking favoritism.
- Is the Administrator playing favorites because she's pretty?
- Wow, she's beloved by the Tower? I'm jealous.
- That's favoritism...
"No, what do you mean, favoritism?! It's unfair targeting! And come to think of it, what was with that trial's difficulty? I mean, me being the Heavenly Demon aside, why was the Murim Alliance so much stronger?!"
I was too busy fighting, having lesbian scissoring sex, and getting spanked to orgasm to question it, but wasn't this too much?
Especially Namgung Pae's Sky-Splitting Sword—it wasn't supposed to be that badass, sky-cleaving attack, was it? And there was no formation-within-a-formation from the Abbot and the Jegal Clan, either.
And you call that favoritism? The Tower's affection?!
This isn't favoritism, it's unfair targeting!
"An S-rank trial with less than a 10% chance of appearing pops up this easily, so of course it's unfair targeting! The Tower is constantly pushing me off a cliff, trying to get me killed! But... I'm just so exceptional that I survive!"
There's definitely something... something going on.
The intervention of a Constellation?
No, that's not it. The system isn't so weak that Constellations can easily break through it.
There's definitely something... something more.
A sinister conspiracy is hidden within this Tower.
"Administrator! There's an unfair climber here, get out here right now!!! Hey!!! Get out here before I smash this whole Tower to bits, you bastard!!"
Of course, the Administrator was not going to appear.
He only shows up if you're actually about to destroy it; he won't come out for just anything.
I tried to smash it once and got a penalty, so I didn't want to go that far to call him anymore.
"See, you all get it now, right? And with traits, I'm usually supposed to get combat-oriented ones, but don't I always get these lewd traits? This is unfair targeting."
- ???
- Is that so?
- But those are good things?
- That's what favoritism is.
- Anyone can see it's favoritism, lol.
- If only I'd been born a pretty girl, lol.
- Do-hee getting forcibly pampered by the Tower, whoa
- Triggered?
- Must be nice~
- Oh, I'm so jealous!
- Hmm, is it really that bad...
No, these bastards are just spouting nonsense to tease me again, aren't they?
I've been streaming for over half a year now.
I can read them like a book.
These guys... they were just jealous that I was getting an SSS-rank reward.
"Sigh, I'll just look at the rewards. I'll be taking a super awesome trait, thank you very much."
- Wow, lol. More favoritism.
Throb.
No, maybe... I was a little triggered.
Is there anyone else who has to climb the Tower under such difficult conditions?
Is there anyone else who gets raped on nearly every floor?
It's only because... because I have a good mindset! If a normal person went through this, their mental state would have already crumbled to dust!
I'm definitely not enjoying it... well, honestly, I do enjoy it sometimes! But still! Anyway! Regardless!
'...'
"Ugh... Alright, let's make a deal! If I get a good trait here, I'll admit it's favoritism. But if I get another weird, lewd one, you all have to admit it's unfair targeting!"
- Oh...
- OK, OK.
- Alright, let's see it.
- I'll judge with neutrality.
- Okay, I'll judge objectively.
- OK, let's go.
"Phew... Alright, let's go one by one."
Until now, I'd always opened them all at once since only one was real anyway, but this time, I proceeded a little more cautiously.
"I'll open the one on the right first...!"
Tap.
The card flipped over, revealing a brilliant golden color.
A gold card. S-rank.
---
[S-rank Heaven Defier]
Increases the probability of resisting fate.
---
"Huh...?"
Heaven Defier? Fate...?
This fucking Tower. It never explains anything properly.
Is there no Fair Trade Commission here?
If there's a probability, isn't it standard to disclose the odds? How much higher does it get?
I couldn't tell if it was good or not.
"I'll pass on this for now."
- Seems related to you becoming the Heavenly Demon?
- Looks like a hidden trait...
- Hmm...
- What is that?
Next, the second card.
Flip!
It also had a golden border.
---
[S-rank Ambidextrous]
The abilities of one arm are mirrored by the other.
---
"Oh... this is useful."
My martial arts training was always tailored for a right-handed person.
So, when fighting an enemy of a similar level, this trait would allow for more unorthodox and unexpected attacks.
- Hmm...
- Not bad.
- A little disappointing for an S-rank.
- Might be good in a real fight?
- It seems like it would be good in close combat against an opponent of similar skill.
Alright, now for the long-awaited SSS-rank trait.
"Here I go!"
- ドキドキ (heart-pounding sfx)
- Favoritism or unfair targeting!
- But isn't this a lose-lose for Do-hee? If she gets a trash trait, she was unlucky to pull trash from an SSS pool, and if she gets a good one, she gets teased for favoritism.
- Huh?
- Ahem, ahem.
- Shhh.
- That's true, lol.
- Is she an idiot?
- Smart young man.
- Shhh.
Fortunately (?), Do-hee was staring so intently at the card that she didn't see the chat window.
"Let's goooooooooo!!!"
In this moment.
Whether it was favoritism or unfair targeting, I prayed for a good trait and tapped the card.
A brilliant, rainbow-colored border.
The SSS-rank card...
"Did I get it?!?!"
---
<Dance of Breeding Lv.20>
Designate a target and perform a lewd dance that lasts for 1 minute and 30 seconds.
Sexually arouses the target and casts a charm effect.
The power of the charm varies with the level, and the dance is effective even against high-level targets.
---
"Uh......?"
- Oh.
- Ack.
- LMAO
- Wow...
- Ooh...?
"Waaaaaaaaah!! This is a setuuuuuup!!"
The worst pull in history!
I couldn't take it anymore. I grabbed my head and collapsed to the floor.
Thud...
This thing... is an SSS-rank reward? Wh-why?
- It's good, though? Isn't that favoritism?
"...Do you really want to die?"
- Huk.
- Huk!
- I admit it's unfair targeting...
- Oh...
- Lady Do-hee... I... am ready... to be hit.
- LOL
For reference, the reward rules for skills are a little different from others.
First, they come with a starting level.
This level is calculated in the same way as a Skill Enhancement Ticket.
Right now, it's 4 (for the 40th floor range) × 5 (the SSS-rank bonus multiplier), which equals 20.
Of course, the number of Skill Enhancement Tickets needed to level up increases exponentially, so it's more advantageous to pull a high-level skill than to level it up yourself. However, this only applies if the skill is actually useful.
Also, there are reward tiers where skills can appear.
You won't get something like Hellfire from a B-rank reward.
Nor will you get it by receiving an SSS-rank reward on the 10th floor.
For Hellfire to appear, conditions like an S~SSS-rank reward and a certain floor range must be met.
While there are slight differences in base power depending on the reward grade, the difference isn't dramatic.
As you can see, skills have the most complex mechanics among the Tower's rewards.
Guilds that specialize in a certain attribute have some data on this, but it's limited to their attribute and is confidential guild information that they don't share.
In any case, what's certain is that this garbage Dance of Breeding is supposedly one of the very good skills that can appear as an SSS-rank reward.
Aaargh...
Is this really SSS-rank? There was a triangle symbol in the very center of the card, as if it could be played.
"Wait, this has video support?"
- Wow, I've never seen that before, lol.
- This is SSS-rank?
- Oh... c-l-i-c-k i-t n-o-w.
- Let's see it.
- Go go go go go go go
- Wow.
- That ass crack...
- Would be warm if you stuck it in there when it's cold.
Click.
When I clicked the video, a woman who looked exactly like me, wearing a slutty dress fit for a whore, appeared. She started by turning her back and sensually swaying her hips from side to side.
"What the......"
- Oh.
- Wow... her ass is huge.
- That's hot.
- She's begging to be fucked.
- The chat suddenly slowed down, lol.
- Where is everyone putting their hands?
After swaying her hips, she slowly squatted down and, like in a cowgirl position, started pounding the floor with her pussy.
The way her ass jiggled looked incredibly lewd.
"This is... a dance?"
I immediately closed the video.
- ????
- What, why'd you turn it off, you bitch?
- Give us back our Do-hee!
- 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
- -_-
- You're dead.
- Ahem!
- Dammit, I was just getting hard.
- Limp...
"Hmph... Quiet! Can you really focus on a stupid dance like that right now? My SSS-rank trait just went up in smoke!"
- You're OP even without it...
- For real, you're a munchkin anyway, right? You'll steamroll the 70th floor, right?
"No, I'm not quite at that level..."
I was confident I could beat a regular 70th-floor Awakener.
But I'd have a hard time against the Guild Leaders of giant guilds or Awakeners with powerful unique traits who had hogged all their party's contribution points.
I'd have to reach the 50th floor before I could be a real contender.
"Sigh... but which one should I pick?"
A garbage SSS-rank reward, or a mediocre S-rank reward...
I don't know what Heaven Defier does, and Ambidextrous is a bit underwhelming...
But it's better than doing that lewd female pig's breeding dance...
'A dance that is effective even against high-level targets...'
Do I really need this?
Wouldn't any target susceptible to a dance skill also be susceptible if I just danced on my own without a skill?
"Well, it was a one-in-three chance, so I was bound to get something useless eventually. I'll choose Heaven Defier."
I had been getting rewards one grade higher for free for too long.
---
[S-rank Heaven Defier]
Increases the probability of resisting fate.
---
One who defies the heavens, defies fate...
Maybe it will protect me whenever the Tower tries to screw me over?
If this trait activates just once someday and saves me from death, it'll be a worthwhile investment.
After much deliberation, I chose the Heaven Defier trait.
But that was just my thought process.
- ?????
- Wow... you've really lost your touch.
- Goddammit!
- You could have at least shown us the rest of the video!!
- 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
- For real, if only you'd at least recorded the video...
- Time to punish her with a pussy pounding?
As expected, the viewers were in an uproar.
"Ahem, quiet. I was right, wasn't I? Stop throwing a tantrum!!!"
This time, however, they weren't easily suppressed.
The perverted gentlemen must have felt like their right to fap had just been violated.
"Aargh... fine. I'll... dance for you instead. Whatever... you want."
My face grew a little hot.
- Oh?
- Ooooooh!
- Move aside, there's something I want to make her do.
- Ehehe.
- Alright~ In that case...
"But! I'll do it after I get back from the 46th floor!"
- Eh?
- ???
- Don't you know the story of the monkeys and the acorns? We're the monkeys, so give us the dance now!!
- Where's the pussy dance?
"No, that's not it... If I do it here and now, it's social suicide..."
Every time I shouted, Ji-hye and the interior contractors would glance over at me.
And they wanted me to do a lewd dance here?
I can't do it!
Lee Do-hee had already forgotten that she had greeted them with a naked love juice fountain.
- You've already shown them everything...
- A little late for that now, isn't it?
- ???
"A-anyway! I'm going to the next floor right now!!!"
I began preparing to depart for the next trial.
The theme of the 46th floor was 'Labyrinth.'
The goal was to explore a five-level underground labyrinth and accumulate points.
You gained points by killing monsters, disarming traps, or opening treasure chests, and your reward grade was determined by your score.
The floor was cleared by defeating the final boss on the 5th basement level.
For others, this was the floor where they felt their lives were most at risk, but not for me. For me, it was a fun floor.
"I'll do a speedrun."
The underground labyrinth could take a week at the fastest, or several months at the slowest.
"Three days? I'll be out in about that long. I'm going to go have some fun!"
- Fun...?
- Wow... please get caught in an erotic trap.
- Please, someone teach this arrogant onahole a lesson!
Swoosh!