Chapter 269: Neri, the New Hire
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 269: Neri, the New Hire
“Phew… that was a close call.”
The Demon King of Annihilation, Montraga.
I acted calm, but honestly, that gave me the creeps. How could even his soul be immortal?
Don't tell me I'll end up like that too. Should I find a body for possession in advance, just in case?
Phew...
I let out a short sigh of relief and focused on what I’d originally planned to do.
My little Kkwiut-kkyu were on my chest, chirping, “Gimme milk!”
“Alright, shall we take a look at my babies’ status windows?”
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[Kkwiut]
Species: Tentacle-Type Parasitic Organism
Unique Traits: [SS-rank Flexibility], [S-rank Genius], [SS-rank Regeneration], [D-rank Dependency], [A-rank Prolific Reproduction], [SSS-rank Extending Tentacles], [A-rank Parasitic Reproductive Body], [A-rank Bodily Fluid Absorption]
Skills: <Devour>, <Miniaturization>, <Liquefaction>, <Neural Connection>, <Brainwashing Lv.33>, <Stealth Lv.23>, <Tentacle Swing Lv.74>, <Tentacle Stab Lv.55>
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“…Well, they’ve got a lot of menacing-sounding things attached to them, don’t they?”
I could guess what most of them did, but I tapped on the unfamiliar <Devour> skill…
<Devour>
Can absorb the abilities of a target.
Upon complete digestion, a portion of the target's traits or skills can be absorbed.
“Whoa… a broken skill like this exists? I should’ve been the one to get it!”
- A skill like that exists?
- Holy shit;;
- It might become stronger than Lee Do-hee?
- Shouldn't you register it as a Sacred Beast first?
- But its base stats aren't that great…
Before my stat bonuses applied, my babies’ base stats were all around 500 to 600.
Frankly, that was already incredibly strong. For a newborn creature, it was on par with a giant mutant monster. Plus, it could grow even stronger later.
"As for Sacred Beast Registration… I'll think about it. It's not urgent, so let's see how they grow."
Another point of interest was the debuff called Dependency, just like Necroumbra had.
From my perspective, though, it was less of a debuff and more of a nice trait that made them listen to me faithfully.
The rest of the skills and traits were pretty much what I’d guessed from their names.
[Kkyu]’s traits were identical, probably because they were twins.
If they’re as obedient as Necroumbra, I could give them to Ji-hye and Yu-ra as gifts.
Wouldn’t it be nice to give them to my hardworking administrative staff so they can walk the streets at night without worry? They could wear them like accessories.
When I told Kkwiut-kkyu to try using <Miniaturization>, they shrank to the size of a thumbnail. They could even apply it to specific body parts, meaning a single tentacle leg could just pop out in a crisis.
It’d be perfect if I made an accessory to carry them around in…
I did consider putting them inside my body’s orifices, but that was something only I could do. It didn’t seem right for my girls.
Which orifices, you ask? Doesn’t a woman’s lower half have two perfectly good caves?
Given the nature of tentacle monsters, they’d even take care of any waste, so it might be quite convenient and pleasant…
“Ahem… I’m going to go wash up.”
Since I hadn’t proceeded to the next floor, my body still reeked of semen.
“Come to think of it, I need to install a shower room. Ji-hye~ you there?”
- Ji-hye isn't here
- Manager (Admin) Ji-hye is currently climbing the Tower!
- Oh, is that a new hire?
- An admin calling her Ji-hye-unni…
- Oh?
“Huh? Ah~ right, I remember we were hiring for the guild. Must be them. Hmm, I’ll head home, wash up, and then we can talk.”
I left the Tower for the first time in a while.
Shwing!
As expected, people were waiting for me as soon as I appeared.
I saw many familiar faces.
“Whoa! Holy shit, look at that body!”
“Hehehe, c’mere!”
“Let’s have a little feel!”
And as always, people swarmed me.
Of course, they were just playing around because they were happy to see me, but… I wasn’t going to let them have their way today!
I spread open the thick towel wrapped around my body like a flasher.
"Go on, have a touch~"
As I licked the inside of my mouth, the semen that had pooled there dripped down.
“Wait, hold on!”
“Ugh! The hell is that smell!”
“Crazy bitch… now she’s just walking around exposed…”
Seeing my semen-covered body, people took a step back.
But not a chance. A man’s word is his bond! If you were going to force yourself on me, then you’d better take responsibility!
“This is Berto’s semen!”
I gathered the semen flowing from my pussy and, with a wicked chuckle, smeared it on the lips of the guy who’d tried to touch my breasts.
Smeeeear~!
“Kuaaaargh!!! Fuck, is that semen?! What the fuck is this god-awful smell?!”
“Who’s next! If you want to touch me, you have to eat this semen!”
As I approached them like a madwoman with semen on my hands, the crowd scattered like a receding tide.
It was like a game of tag where everyone kept a certain distance as I got closer. They weren't running from me, but from the semen on my hand.
I pulled this stunt because I knew how fucking disgusting it would be for a man to taste another man’s semen.
“Y-You crazy bitch! Stop it! Just spread your legs quietly!”
“Who was that? Who called me a crazy bitch?”
“Fuck, my floor is higher than—Mmph-mmph-mmph!! H-Help!! Ptooey! Ptooey!”
For the one who cursed at me, I applied some of the drunkard Reis’s semen.
I did have the decency not to put it in his mouth. That would be tantamount to murder.
Just dabbing a little on his lips and philtrum was enough to make him spaz out like a cockroach sprayed with insecticide.
Still, there were plenty of others looking for an opening, so I scraped together the semen from my pussy and breasts…
“Semen Splash!!!”
I did a little jump, spun once in the air, and flung the semen everywhere.
The droplets scattered beautifully in the air.
For a moment, it was a beautiful scene, as if I could almost see a rainbow.
“Huh?”
Of course, the victims had a different perspective.
It was an attack that filled the space in an instant, leaving no room to dodge!
Splatter-splatter-splatter!!!
“Kuaaaaargh!!!”
“Crazy bitch… has she really lost it!”
“It got in my mouth! In my mouth! Cough, cough!”
Now, no one came near me.
Having splendidly defeated the would-be rapists who were lurking nearby, I headed home.
Yeah, this is how it should be. Mhm…
It was just a joke for now, but if someone with truly malicious intent had been in that crowd, it could have been a disaster.
I watched the distant onlookers and arrived peacefully at my building.
As soon as I got there, I ran to my apartment and took a damn good shower with hot water.
Refreshing with hot water? Hah, that’s Korean for you!
The semen left inside my uterus and back hole was a bit of a problem, but…
“Kkwiut-kkyu…? By any chance, do you eat this too?”
I summoned my babies and asked.
“Kkwiut-kkyu!!”
They answered confidently and then—zip!—they went right into both of my holes.
“Oh? Ooooh!! Nnghooooh!!!”
A moment later, Kkwiut-kkyu emerged, having completed a very thorough cleaning.
“Whoa…”
It was a refreshing feeling I’d never experienced before in my life. It felt like they cleaned some other things too, but that was even better.
Holy shit… this is better than a bidet.
From now on, your names are Bidet. Bi and De.
I thought they wouldn’t like a man’s stuff, but they were all-purpose cleaners that ate anything without prejudice. Even better, they cleaned up before coming out, making it more hygienic and tidy.
- You crazy bitch, our Kkwiut-kkyu!!
- Wait, what the hell is this;;
- Can we summon Kkwiut-kkyu and do that too?
- Please add them to the Faith Shop right away
- Wow… I want to shove them deep inside and have them clean me out
- I want to stick one in my shithole and have it go warararal.
- Fucking lunatics lol
- I wish I had a summon like that
“Ahem, are you daring to suggest you’d make my Bi… no, my Kkwiut-kkyu, wipe your asses? Absolutely not! Kkwiut-kkyu will only wipe my ass!”
- No, you crazy bitch, please
- Do-hee, you've really lost your mind now
- Wipe my ass too, wah
- Free Kkwiut-kkyu!
- How could you turn your child into an asshole cleaner, whoa
- Truly a crazy bitch lol
A little while later, properly dressed, I went to our guild office.
For the record, our office was an unoccupied room on the first floor of the building.
“Excuse me~”
“Ah! Boss! Y-You’re here. I’ve been waiting! My name is… Neri!”
It wasn’t Ji-hye. A woman I’d never seen before greeted me with a slightly shy expression.
Her name was Neri?
I was taken aback.
She was far more beautiful than I’d expected.
Her hair was a mix of dark green strands over a black base.
Her green eyes shone like emeralds, and her body was a flawless, easy-birth type. Her breasts were a D-cup, large enough to fill my hands perfectly.
Seeing her in a semi-formal suit and a tight miniskirt, she reminded me of the kind of secretary who’d get under the boss’s desk.
I felt a little bad for having such lewd thoughts, but they were the only thoughts that came to mind.
Ooh la la…
But she felt very familiar for some reason…
“Uh… have we met before?”
“Ah, no! We haven’t!”
What is this? Does she just feel familiar because she’s one of my believers?
I could even sense the aura of a high-rank Awakener from her, one on par with my own. I had no idea why a high-rank Awakener was handling administrative work, but…
Ji-hye must have known what she was doing when she hired her. She’s pretty, so she passes.
“Oh, uh, right. Are you the new hire?”
“Yes!”
Her eyes sparkled as if she were expecting something. It was a little intimidating…
“Ahem… right, what did I come here for? Ah, that’s right. I wanted to get my waiting room decorated… can you handle that?”
“The Guild Master’s waiting room interior…? Ah, yes! I’ll select a company and send them over right away!”
Oh… she’s smarter than I thought.
“Really? You can handle it well?”
“Yes! I can do it!”
“I-I see. Then just take care of that, and let me know in the chat when Ji-hye gets back.”
“Yes!!!”
Neri looked at me again, her green eyes sparkling.
“Is-is there anything else you need?”
She’d been looking at me expectantly for a while now.
But… I had no idea what she was expecting.
I didn’t have anything else to say.
“Right, w-well, keep up the good work.”
“……”
Feeling a bit pressured, I quickly escaped back to my room.
Still, my first impression of her wasn’t bad.
She seemed to have the power to protect herself, and she had the personality of someone who would never betray you.
She seemed like a good kid.
‘She’s a good kid.’ That’s a good thing to say, right?
I returned to my room.
I need to go through Irene’s training manual… register the Onahole Clone, find something to perfectly seal the Demon King, and buy elixirs and skill books…
I had a lot to do.
But first,
“Let’s eat!! Ma’am!!!”
I’m definitely not doing this because I think of her as a cook.
I’m sure the landlady will be happy about it!
Knock, knock, knock!
This time, I knocked before slowly entering…
“Hm?”
The new hire, Neri, opened the door to the landlady’s apartment and greeted me.
“……Hello?”
But, somehow… her expression was a little different from before?
It was the look of a fresh-faced high school girl, as if to say, ‘Don’t you have a clue? You should know I like you by now!’ She seemed a little peeved.
“……W-What.”
Seeing me hesitate, Neri let out a small sigh and…
Went inside and dragged out a large flowerpot.
“Huh? Isn’t that where Necroumbra was? Wait, where did that bastard go? Ah~ you mean you’re guarding in its place? Geez, I’ll summon it right now and give it a scolding!”
“……”
Her expression soured.
It gave me a bit of PTSD, reminding me of an ex-girlfriend’s expression when I suggested gukbap after she’d said, “I’ll eat anything!”
What, what does she want?
Just then, the Building Owner Lady, who had been watching us from the living room, burst out laughing.
“Puhahahahaha!! Do-hee, khaha… you still don’t get it? Try summoning Neri.”
Neri?
Ah, was that the landlady’s nickname for Necroumbra?
Wait, Neri?
The new hire’s name was Neri.
“Uh…?”
I looked ahead and saw the new hire, Neri, on the verge of tears. It was a little bewildering to see almost all of her expressions in one day… but I still couldn’t believe it.
Just in case, I tried summoning it.
“Summon Necroumbra…”
Shwing!
The Neri standing in front of me was summoned to my side.
Her face was flushed red and her eyes were brimming with tears, looking like she was about to burst out crying at any second.
“D-Do-hee? You really didn’t know?”
The landlady’s jaw dropped.
“Sob, sob… Waaaaaaaah!!!!”
Neri’s waterworks finally broke.
“No way!!”
How was I supposed to guess it would turn into a human!