Chapter 244: Lee Do-hee the Exhibitionist
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 244: Lee Do-hee the Exhibitionist
Swoosh!
The exterior walls were still undone, leaving my waiting room a stark white. Pigs were rolling around and playing, and in one corner sat a spirit herb field next to a large pile of harvested herbs.
It wasn't a complete disaster, but my waiting room was in a state of moderate disarray.
Was it two weeks?
It felt like a journey that was both short and long.
“My little brother, Shota…”
“Y-You heartless people…”
Most of my viewers were men. And naturally, most of them didn't watch my stream continuously. They’d just leave it on, fix the screen on my ass or my chest, and zone out until they fell asleep. They tended to show up when they heard from the community that something was happening, or was about to happen. The largest crowds, of course, gathered whenever a sexual act was involved.
So, in the end, I was the only one who truly understood what that Trial was about.
“Sigh, what would you all know, anyway.”
“Ahem… Alright, alright, stop with the weird comments. I’ll check the rewards, just like you said.”
I checked the reward for the 41st Floor Trial.
“Wait! Wow… that’s right. This has to be an SSS-Class reward, right?”
The original A-Class difficulty Trial had its reward tier raised by two levels for clearing it solo and getting the true ending.
And with my ‘Life is One Shot’ trait added on top of that? Of course it had to be SSS, right? I’d already pushed the fact that my choices were forced to the back of my mind.
[An SS-Class reward will be given. Please select your reward.]
The chat started scrolling a little faster, the same guys who were sexually harassing me just moments ago now green with envy.
“Hehehe… Well now~ Is it because I already have an EX-Class trait? The dopamine rush isn’t as intense as I expected.”
Of course, it was great. My mood, which had been a little down after parting with Shota, was lifting and I was excited, but… it just wasn’t like it used to be.
“Ahem… I’m just saying. Anyway, let’s see what the rewards are. Let’s gooo!!”
Three cards materialized in the air.
“No need to take my time choosing, right?”
I flipped them over all at once—thwack, thwack, thwack!
Please!! I’m counting on you, Tower!
Actually, I was counting less on the Tower and more on regression to the mean. If my luck had been bad lately, wasn’t it about time for it to turn around?
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◇ Strength +100
◇ Defense +30
◇ <Bear's Power> can be used.
Skill Enhancement Ticket x12
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The last one is SSS-Class. Please!!
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[SSS-Class Exhibitionist]
All stats increase as more skin is exposed.
Increases by up to 200%.
Also applies to Lewd Power's effect of seducing male individuals.
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“Fuuuuuuuuuck!!!”
Thump.
My legs gave out and I collapsed right where I stood.
What the hell is this trait!
Why was I the only one who kept getting all these weird, never-before-reported traits?
Since percentage-based traits were additive, the change wasn't as dramatic as it sounded. Of course, at its maximum effect, it would still increase all my stats by about 500-600 points… but for an SSS-Class trait, it felt pretty underwhelming.
And a seduction effect?
It wasn't overtly obvious, but my Lewd Power did have the ability to seduce men. Of course, it didn't just activate under normal circumstances; the effect only kicked in when I exposed my private parts or struck a lewd pose.
So, anyway… I get a little stronger when I’m naked, and I can make men hornier!
“Two hundred percent to all stats? Haaah… it’s good, but… I’ll just pick it. The other options are pretty mediocre.”
I squeezed my eyes shut and made my choice.
Still, it was a trait that would continuously increase my stats as I grew stronger. My stats were already ridiculously high thanks to all the percentage bonuses, but looking at the numbers alone, it was definitely worthy of being SSS-Class.
On the condition that I was naked, that is.
“Why did I get this?”
“Hey, it’s not like I took them off myself…”
This was unfair, even to me. Thanks to my Illusionary Garment trait, I didn't need to wear uncomfortable combat armor, so I fought in comfortable clothes.
Isn't combat gear more comfortable, you ask?
Huh.
“…You have a point. From now on, I will wear armor that ab-so-lute-ly! will not get torn off!”
With that, I equipped the <Arcane Power Suit> from my inventory.
“There~ From now on, I will. Not. Take. It. Off!”
The armor alone had a defense of 500. It was pathetic compared to my body’s own defense, but it could block most attacks. And any attack strong enough to destroy it, I would block myself.
Of course, there were some people who were fine with this too.
“Hah… this is hot to you, too? Then what about this.”
<Gario's Pangolin-Scale Armor>
Of all my armor, this one had the fewest gaps and boasted a defense of 1000. It was a piece of high-performance armor capable of blocking even a Swordmaster’s sword ki to some extent.
“Still horny? Are you still horny, you bastards?”
For the record, this armor was a full-body set. One of the reasons it was so cheap despite its 1000 defense was that wearing it meant you had to replace all your other gear with thinner equipment.
“Is that so? Then I’ll just go around like this from now on.”
Let’s see how you like a taste of this steel armor.
“Hey now! I’m going to organize my spoils and drop off some secret manuals at the guild.”
These ungrateful bastards. Did they really think I’d been exposing myself all this time because I liked it?
“……”
R-Right, it wasn’t for my own pleasure… and it wasn’t for the viewers’ pleasure either… Anyway, it wasn’t!
First, I stepped out of the Tower and changed back into my regular clothes. To be honest, I couldn’t stand walking around in that stuffy armor either.
“Phew… that’s more like it. I’ll let it slide, just this once.”
I immediately went to find Ji-hye and handed over the secret manuals.
“Wow! You’re the best, Guild Master! Is this free to share with our guild members? Or are you selling it for Faith?”
“What?”
To think of selling them for Faith… Ji-hye must be a genius.
Right, our guild members needed to give something to get something, didn’t they? The idea of using Faith to become stronger would serve as great motivation for them to climb the Tower.
“That’s fine. I’ll list them for a cheap price.”
While I was at it, I decided to also list the magic cultivation manual I got a while back. What was that, you ask? It was the secret manual I received for saving the World Tree on the 37th Floor. The panties I got from there were so impactful that people forgot, but they were just a bonus. This was the actual trial-clear reward.
A mana cultivation technique for women, created by the Archmage Celestia herself.
It is exceptionally effective at increasing maximum mana.
“I’ll list this for you as well~”
“If you wait, your time will come. Until then, stay out of trouble and just jerk off at home.”
Ignoring the chat as it scrolled by, I added the secret manuals to the Believer’s Benefits.
{Believer's Benefits}
[100 Faith = S-Class Celestia's Secret Manual]
[30 Faith = A-Class Imperial Guard's Swordsmanship Manual]
[30 Faith = A-Class Imperial Guard's Training Manual]
[10 Faith = B-Class Valmut's Swordsmanship Manual]
“To be fair, S-Class will be 100, A-Class will be 30, and B-Class will be 10.”
I also listed basic magic skills for 10, and slightly more advanced ones for 30 to 50.
And as for the final Imperial Sword Technique and Imperial Training Manual…
“Ji-hye. What floor are you on right now?”
“Me? I’m still on the 10th Floor.”
“You said you were a swordsman?”
“Yes, a knight-type who mainly uses a two-handed sword!”
She looked like the type to use a rapier or something, but a two-handed sword? Well, I guess it’s best to do what you want.
“Hmm… then I’ll give these to you. Learn them if you want.”
<SS-Class Imperial Sword Technique>
My training manual and secret manual from Irene were overwhelmingly more efficient for me anyway, so I had no need to learn any others. And while Ji-hye was on salary, from what I’d seen, she worked far beyond what she was paid for. If she suddenly betrayed us or went on strike, our guild would be thrown into chaos in an instant.
Not that I think she would, but it’s a boss’s duty to take care of an employee working for passion pay. Yep.
“Wow… Guild Master, I pledge my lifelong loyalty to youuuu!!!”
“Good. Keep up the hard work.”
I entrusted the rest of the miscellaneous items to the guild storage, then returned to my room to do some shopping.
I need a curse removal skill, and having only Holy Arrow as an attack skill is a bit lacking, so I should buy a few AoE skills too.
After buying some elixirs and finishing my shopping, I enjoyed a delicious meal of warm, freshly made bossam from the building owner auntie.
My Lewd Power had increased a lot in the meantime.
Lewd Power: 12223.6
I registered about twenty more full-body onaholes as clone bodies and immediately headed for the Tower.
It’s true that I have more breathing room, but that doesn’t mean I can let my guard down.
The giant guilds were currently hard at work conquering the 81st Floor. They planned to tackle the 82nd Floor right after, so I had a little time, but you never knew what might happen.
“Yes. I have to. I can pick up my items after I clear the 42nd Floor.”
As soon as I arrived in the waiting room, I roughly stuffed the pile of spirit herbs into my mouth and headed for the next floor.
“Here I go!”
I would be challenging this one solo as well.
Swoosh!!!