Chapter 180: Time to Restock the Onaholes.
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 180: Time to Restock the Onaholes.
"Ahem, everyone, don't get the wrong idea... I wasn't laughing. Anyway, there's nothing more to see here... I'll head back to the waiting room."
Seeing the camper van sitting there all alone made me feel a bit bittersweet.
The trial was over now. Aside from the spoils of war—Eli's magnetic core and Pink Spear's hero suit—I couldn't take anything else with me anyway.
‘Still, one last time…’
The dawn was breaking.
Following my long shadow, I walked toward the camper van.
Crunch… crunch…
I could see one set of small footprints and one set of large ones left on the sand.
Following the tracks of two people, I walked on, leaving the footprints of only one.
I opened the driver's side door of the camper van and looked at a photograph lying inside.
It was a picture taken at the Pink-Meat Festival.
[3rd Place in the Eating Contest, Lee Do-hee]
It was a photo of me making a V-sign with a stuffed expression, and Eli, patting my belly and smiling brightly…
Shwing!
* * *
My hair returned to its usual pink, and my eyes to their violet hue.
Pink Spear was no more.
I opened my Illusionary Garment and rummaged around for some comfortable clothes to change into.
"Hoo…"
That trial had certainly left a lasting impression.
And Eli.
Even if I wanted to forget her, I never could.
In particular, the magnetic core she gave me had ridiculously overpowered stats, truly befitting an SSS-rank item.
The Strength, Agility, and Defense were all values that applied directly to my body. In other words, the stat increases would be directly affected by the multipliers from my various traits.
'And Eli's data... if you have a person's data, can you recreate them?'
I think it might have been possible in the future era, but I had no idea if it would be compatible.
"Hoo... Everyone. I, Lee Do-hee, will carry all of this pain, all of this sorrow, with me. From now on, with the power Eli gave me, I will push further and further forward."
- Eli T_T
- Bring Eli back!!
- Just show us the rewards.
- Is Eli's data still left?
- But don't you have to rip this bitch's heart out to extract the data?
- I was immersed from the start, I'm actually crying right now T_T
- Haa… It was funny earlier, but seeing that last photo is fucking sad, shit.
- Can you stop being so dramatic and just show us the rewards?
- The variety of reactions is hilarious lol
“You heartless people... Alright then, let's take a look at the rewards!”
I opened the system window to receive my compensation.
[You have acquired an SS-rank reward.]
"An SSS-rank reward should pop up. Now... get ready for it......"
It was time for my [Life is a Gamble] trait to shine.
'Please... I was raped so many times clearing that place!! I lost Eli, too!!'
If the administrator had any conscience, they had to give me something good for this!
Three cards materialized in the air.
"Hoo... I'm going all in!"
They hadn't even fully appeared, but I immediately flipped all three at once!!!
Fli-fli-flip!
[S-rank Futanari]
You become a futanari with a dick. Anyone you fuck will be driven wild with pleasure.
<Aegis Shield>
◇ Strength +20
◇ Defense +50
◇ <Large-Scale Protective Barrier Lv.30>
'Crazy… The last one has to be SSS-rank… Please!!'
<Space Leap Shoes>
Shoes made for elite cyborgs for combat in zero-gravity space. Can generate up to 100 stepping panels.
◇ Agility +50
◇ Defense +50
◇ Armor Defense +150
◇ Stepping Panel Durability: Defense 100, 10-minute restoration cooldown, disappears 1 second after creation.
◇ <Blink Lv.10>, <Acceleration>
"Oh...?"
'What's this... Is it good? Stepping panels...?'
Usually, the more complicated an item is, the worse it is.
A good item would just say Agility +300, not have a bunch of trivial options hanging off it... but this one has... a lot of stuff!
"Hmm... I can't become a futanari... and the shield seems kind of meh, so should I pick the shoes for now?"
The answer was already decided, but I glanced at the chat window to see the viewers' opinions...
- Futa where?
- Pick the futa option right now.
- The hell is a futa?
- Futa is a bit...
- Tsk tsk, you all have such a narrow strike zone.
- If you have a conscience, you shouldn't oppose the futa option.
- Those shoes look like they're for space combat.
- ? ? Why aren't you picking futanari?
- Why would she pick futanari?
- Ugh, you perverts.
They were fighting over whether I should pick the futa option or not!
'Why are they suddenly fighting?'
Out of dozens of messages, only one was about the shoes. The rest were fiercely debating the futanari choice.
Honestly, if I weren't streaming, I might have wanted to become a futanari and fuck women to my heart's content, just like when I was a man.
But everyone knows that being into futanari is a weird fetish. Some people would probably declare they were done with Do-hee, calling it disgusting.
And while watching someone else become one might be hot, the thought of it happening to me was a little scary.
- You have to pick futa to fuck Irene. Don't you want to see Irene go wild the moment you stick it in?
- I pity the fools who don't know the pleasure of futa sex...
- Ugh...
- If you want to see Irene get absolutely wrecked, pick futa.
'Irene getting wrecked does sound a little hot, but...'
"Alright, everyone? That's enough. I'm picking the shoes. Be quiet."
- Ah
- K
- Bring Eli back, Lee Do-hee!
- Tsk.
- So close.
- This is the way lol
Putting a swift end to the viewers' squabble, I selected the shoes.
"First, I'll read the skill descriptions carefully."
<Blink Lv.10>
Allows you to move up to 7 meters instantly.
Warning: Never use it into a wall.
◇ Cooldown: 12 seconds
◇ Divine Power Cost: 14.5
"It's the Blink we all know and love. So what on earth is this?"
<Acceleration>
Each time you step on a Stepping Panel, your movement speed increases by 1.1x, and the panels will not be destroyed by your steps.
Resets when you stop moving.
"Oho... I guess it's similar to my Agility increasing by 1.1x each time?"
'I'll have to try it to find out.'
Practice is essential for actual combat.
I immediately expanded my waiting room to its maximum size and went to a wide-open space.
The King Pig, who had been sleeping until just now, and the Pig Mage, who had been diligently practicing magic, sat down beside me to watch.
"Alright... Do I just equip them?"
However, I ran into an unexpected obstacle.
[Please unlock the corresponding equipment slot first.]
“Huh…? Why? Don't tell me...!"
- ???
- Don't tell me you...
- Wait, you got a reward without even having the equipment slot unlocked?
- What a fucking idiot.
- lolololol
- Dumbass lol
- Should've just picked futanari tsk tsk
- ? ? Why didn't she pick futa?
- Why would she pick futa??
“Ah, for fuck's sake! I forgot because you guys were talking about the futa thing!!”
The Illusionary Garment's effect applied to a total of four slots.
Armor, head, gloves, and shoes.
So honestly… I just assumed I had already unlocked it!
Besides, the last time I unlocked a slot was in the middle of a battle when I urgently needed to equip a ring, so I'd forgotten all about it.
“You guys didn’t know either, you bastards!!!”
- You're the one who's supposed to know, you crazy bitch lol
- Sigh tsk tsk
- Ma'am...
- Proof again today that big boobs mean no brains.
- A woman who's only good at using her body...
- lololol
- Her head is just for decoration.
- I knew, though lol
- She has three heads, so why is her intelligence...
“Hoo… It’s fine. I can just go to the 35th floor, unlock the slot, and equip them then.”
I could unlock one slot every five floors anyway.
A rough idea of how to use the shoes was already forming in my head.
'This is perfect for me.'
First, I could get airborne without having to use my embarrassing Rocket Pussy.
By creating panels under my feet in alternation, I could keep stepping on them to reach high places.
And with each step, my body would accelerate as if it was getting a speed boost.
I didn't have to use them only in space, either.
By placing panels on my sides or above me, I could run on them alternately like I was wall-running, allowing me to charge at opponents from unpredictable angles.
Just think about it. Your opponent sees you approaching, spinning your tits around in mid-air, getting faster and faster. The mere sight of it is a terrifying technique that would crush their morale.
‘Mhm… This is definitely good.’
Besides, I was practically a master of spatial combat in my past life. Fighting chaotically in a spinning, zero-gravity field of view was one of my specialties.
It might not be very useful right now, but as I climb higher, there will be space-age trials. It will probably be extremely useful there.
And now…
"Time to take care of some backlogged work."
I'd been away for nearly a month and a half, so I had a lot to do as a guild master.
First, I would sync with the new onaholes that had been produced.
Currently, my Lewd Power was 9,522.5.
I could sync with 95 onaholes.
The only disappointing thing was that it wasn't over 10,000 yet, so I couldn't even set the doctrines for the Mating Cult.
Why was the number so low?
'Dammit! Who the hell keeps stealing my onaholes?!'
I didn't know if it was a terrorist attack by a giant guild or just a common thief, but apparently, the onaholes were being stolen periodically.
Only three were left.
We had bought out an old adult entertainment establishment to use as the onahole distribution center, but it was true that other Awakeners could steal them if they really wanted to.
'Come to think of it, it'd be weirder if they weren't targeted...'
They had destroyed half of Seoul just to get their hands on me. Did they really think they'd just leave the onaholes, which were identical to me except for the breast milk, alone?
We had been a little too complacent.
Of course, the sync would have been canceled the moment they were stolen, so the thieves wouldn't have gained much, but this was something we needed to prepare for.
So, according to the guild members, the plan was to convert the Tower waiting room of one of our Awakened members into an onahole room.
'And we'll need to protect the guild members outside, too.'
For now, they would probably leave our ordinary guild members alone, since they could just target me. But what if I became so strong that they couldn't defeat me?
Those giant guild bastards were definitely the type to take hostages or do whatever it takes.
'Summons... I need to train them well and deploy them.'
In fact, Necroumbra was currently at the entrance of my building, which also served as the guild headquarters, pretending to be an ordinary flower.
I'd tossed it one of my full-body onaholes as a toy, and in exchange, I was harvesting its sap and having it guard the building.
But as a flower, it could only passively defend the entrance.
'The pigs have to work, and I have to summon the Bicorn to use it, so it's not easy.'
It seemed like the only way was to tame a bunch of goblins or orcs, equip them with armor, and station them at the guild office.
* * *
After a short wait, someone sent me an invitation.
- ???
- Who is it?
- Is it your boyfriend?
- Who?
"Sigh, you think I have a boyfriend? I'll be back after registering the onahole clones."
It was one of our guild members.
Not an official employee, but someone we hired who could travel back and forth in the Tower.
Shwing~
The moment I went through the portal, someone lunged at me, their stiffly erect dick swinging wildly!!
"Uhyo!!!"
Thwack!
"...What the?"
But he was immediately taken down by my side kick, sent flying.
"Aren't you one of our guild members...?"
"Ahem... I'm doing this because I'm a guild member, ma'am."
The guy who had tried to rape me the moment he saw me was on his knees with both hands in the air.
Apparently, he was someone who had already gained stats.
"Sigh..."
First, I imbued the 80 full-body onaholes he brought with my clones, then handed him the breast milk to be sold on the market.
- Like streamer, like viewer lol
- The quality of Lee Do-hee's guild members...
- That fucker posted on the cafe saying he's a 45th-floor Awakener and that he'd beat and fuck Lee Do-hee lol
- How dare a non-high-ranker!
- His name is Yoon Man-sik!
- Man-sik, you bastard lol
- lololol Is he a real-name warrior?
- Real-Name-Warrior Yoon Man-sik (Attempted rape and failed)
- Announcing your rape plans on the cafe, lmao
- The fact is, if Man-sik had succeeded, everyone would have been happy.
[Dotamuk has donated 10,000 won]
That's not how you rape someone lol
"Ahem... Everyone, be quiet. Well... you'll do your job properly, right?"
"My face has been exposed and everything... Please, just don't report me... I had no other intention besides rape!"
No other intention besides rape...
"Is that something to be proud of?!"
When I asked why we hired a guy like this, I was told he was the owner of an SSS-rank Inventory, large enough to carry all the onaholes at once.
'So he's just the Inventory Guy...'
In exchange for burying the hatchet on his attempted rape charge, I made him sign a contract to provide free delivery for me and our guild whenever we wanted.
Next, I headed to the 20th floor.
"My dear pigs~ Shall we see how much money you've earned?"
The pigs from the 20th-floor mine gathered for the first time in a long while.
It was a place where an average Awakener could earn close to 30 million won a month. Since the pigs had been working here for almost three months, I was expecting about 100 million won per pig. But what was this?
"An average of 150 million per pig. A total of 4,554,610,000 won earned, oink!" the guard captain in charge of management answered confidently.
'Crazy... Why did they work so hard?'
And that was the amount left after deducting all sorts of taxes.
"Hoo... Alright, it's time to arm yourselves, you pigs!! Tell me everything you want!!"
Even in the neutral zone, the area around the portal had electricity, and you could buy items from the Hunter Market.
I huddled together with the 30 pigs and bought the equipment and skill books they wanted, one by one.
As a bonus, I bought a ton of elixirs for myself, and a skill book, staff, and robe for the Pig Mage.
"Alright! Back to work until the items are delivered, you pigs!!"
"Oink!!"
'It's nice that they listen to me now!'
Finally, before heading up to the 32nd floor, I entered a repeatable floor.
- Make summons this time.
- Orcs, please.
- Fun fact) The chance of encountering orcs on the 28th floor is over 30%.
- Orcs!!
- O
- R
- C
- Orc pregnancy
- O
- R
- C
- Orc dick
- O
- R
- C
"......"
Shwing~
However, their wishes did not come true.
"Aww~ I was planning to get down and dirty if I met some orcs, too~~"
And that was the truth.
I had been planning to create a ton of strong and dependable orc guardians, but unfortunately, I got harpies this time.
Harpies have no males.
They are an all-female species. It was a pain in the ass chasing after the flying creatures to catch them.
‘Ugh… If I had been wearing the shoes I just got, I could have caught them in an instant…’
As a reward, I received one <Skill Growth Ticket>.
With this, I had three Skill Growth Tickets left. I didn't urgently need anything at the moment, so I decided to save them.
And now, at long last, the time had come again.
It was time to climb the Tower once more.
Aren't I taking a break?
I need to get stronger as fast as possible. Who has time to rest?
"Alright, before we go! One last check. Status window!!!"
[Tiring~]
<Final Stats>
Strength: 378 → 483
Agility: 325 → 378.3
Defense: 1,175 → 1,598.2
Divine Power: 6,174.7 → 8,167.2
Lewd Power: 8,066.8 → 9,522.5
Divine Power Recovery Rate: 22 per hour
Regeneration: 122
All Elemental Resistance: 50
Electric Resistance: 20,000 (new!)
"Kyaa~~~ I'm so proud!"
- What the fuck is that defense stat?
- That's higher than a tank's lol
- The monster Eli created...
- At this rate, her Divine Power will hit 10,000 too, whoa
- Crazy
- She's going to the 32nd floor, not the 52nd...?
- Holy shit;;
- Oh...
"I'll clear the next trial in one second!!!"
And so, with the cheers (?) of many, I set off for the 32nd floor.