Chapter 148: The Onahole is Safe! Please Rest Assured and Continue Your Daily Lives!
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 148: The Onahole is Safe! Please Rest Assured and Continue Your Daily Lives!
"Ah, hello?"
I clutched my pounding heart and greeted him calmly.
No matter how much of a crazy psychopath and compulsive liar he was, he wouldn't dare pull anything with the whole nation watching on a live broadcast... probably?
His red eyes scanned me up and down.
Gulp...!
What are you looking at, you pervert bastard!! You visual rapist!
Of course, on the outside, I just maintained a very polite smile.
Noticing my slight tension, he let out a small chuckle.
"Hehe, no need to be so tense. You're hardly the first person to badmouth our great guilds, are you?"
Damn it, in my past life, this guy was my personal encyclopedia, my strategy mule...!
"Ahaha, right?"
"Hmm~ You're even more beautiful in person. I heard you protected Seoul from the terrorists. You've been through a lot."
As expected, he didn't act rashly like the terrorists. On the contrary, perhaps aware that my stream was on, he gave a model answer.
Don't be fooled by this liar, everyone!
Although the way he looked at me was suspicious, it wasn't in his nature to do something so openly. And if he did? That would mean all his preparations were already complete, and it no longer mattered if he was open about it.
After exchanging a few more formal pleasantries, Baek Do-hyeon said,
"Well then, I'll be on my way. You're more reasonable than I expected. I'll extend a formal invitation next time."
As if I'd go!
He gave a sinister smile (it was just a regular smile) and slowly walked away.
Not only him, but the heads of the other great guilds also began to arrive one after another. Seeing them in person after so long made my heart pound in my chest.
Five years have passed, but they haven't changed a bit...
They all looked exactly the same as they did back then.
Of course, their personalities were the same, too.
The showboating Ohsung Guild Master loved the spotlight.
"Citizens, do not worry! Seoul is safe. Please rest assured and go about your daily lives! We will thoroughly investigate the masterminds behind this incident and ensure they are severely punished!"
He was already in a highly visible spot, giving an interview to reporters. The way he spoke as if he had resolved the situation himself was pathetic, but he was always like that, so I paid it no mind.
The Guild Master of White Night Society, which was composed of healers and doctors, was cosplaying as a kind and virtuous saintess while treating the injured.
Of course, I received treatment as well.
Hoo... She used to be my personal heal-bot...
When my regeneration and her healing were combined, I was basically an immortal.
The other guild masters, seemingly displeased with this kind of public appearance, left as soon as they confirmed the incident was over.
The way they looked at me was also suspicious, but they all left without a word after admiring my face and figure.
Baek Do-hyeon and the two remaining guild masters participated in the relief efforts, acting as if they were truly saddened by what had happened.
Look at them managing their public image...
Still, their help was needed right now, so I didn't raise any objections.
I found a corner to rest for a moment and opened the chat window.
[Viewers: 445,649]
Lee Do-hee, the person at the center of the Seoul terror incident!
A tremendous number of people had flocked to her stream. I heard that at the peak, there were nearly two million viewers.
With a nationwide emergency alert and the foreign press in an uproar, everyone had watched the terror attack on Seoul unfold on their screens.
Of course, Kang Han-gil was also streaming, and it was a relief that the viewers were split among various other streamers. If I had been the only one broadcasting, I'm not kidding, I would have hit 50 million viewers.
"Everyone, you were all worried, right?"
- Do-hee, I'm scared.
- Why does everyone covet our one and only onahole so much?
- Do-hee, just go live inside the Tower...
- Damn terrorists!!
- Our onahole is safe! Please rest assured and continue your daily lives!
- Still, I'm glad you're alive.
- Tentacle play, where?
- Do-hee, you went through a lot... T_T
The chat was scrolling so fast it was hard to read, but most of the comments were either worrying about me or cursing out the terrorist group.
Thankfully, it seemed there were no senseless people saying things like, 'This whole situation is Lee Do-hee's fault!'
At one point, the police came over to investigate.
Of course, since I had been broadcasting everything transparently and my stream could even be replayed in real-time in a 360-degree view, there wasn't much of an investigation into me.
The police asked a few simple questions, which I answered calmly. They told me I'd been through a lot and that they would provide various forms of support, including a reward, before they left.
After that, I expressed my gratitude to our guild members, the independent Awakeners who had rushed to help, and the members of the small and medium-sized guilds.
This alone took nearly three hours, but since some people had died or been injured, I greeted everyone politely. I promised the guilds and individual Awakeners who came to support us that once the onahole clone was complete, I would send them rental onaholes along with my breast milk and Necroumbra's sap.
I heard that as soon as the situation was over, Choi Tae-soo went back to his training center.
That workout-obsessed maniac... I'll have to go thank him in person tomorrow.
A disaster response headquarters was established, centered around the members of the great guilds, and they released an interim announcement to soothe public sentiment.
The identities of the perpetrators were being transparently revealed: Iran's vanguard guild, a wanted guild from China, a Japanese assassin guild, the Italian Mafia, and so on.
They announced their intention to investigate everything, including who had ordered the attack and why they had done it.
And they weren't the only ones who had gathered here.
Other organizations, like members of a Mexican drug cartel, another Chinese criminal guild, and Russian secret agents, had given up midway through when they realized they couldn't win. They were reportedly caught by the elite Awakeners of the great guilds while trying to flee Korea in a hurry.
Wow... there were more? Seriously, was I that desirable?
Lee Do-hee didn't understand her own value, but it was far greater than she thought.
First, there was the value of the stats she provided.
Normally, guilds would provide elixirs to newbies who passed the 1st floor, but it cost an average of 15 million won to raise a single stat point.
Equipment could only be worn from the 10th floor onwards, so to increase survival rates on the crucial lower floors, feeding them elixirs was necessary. But that cost too much money, and even after all that investment, 50% of them would die before reaching the 10th floor.
But the stats Lee Do-hee provided, including the newly added sap, totaled 72 points.
That was a value of nearly 1 billion won.
Moreover, she could provide this to dozens of people a day. Sitting on a pile of cash was a given, and it would lay the foundation for dreaming of becoming the world's strongest guild in the future.
She was a machine that literally spewed out money!!
A lottery-like hope in a bleak reality!!
Lee Do-hee's body possessed a transcendent value that far surpassed that of a goose that lays golden eggs.
And the reason all sorts of scum had gathered this time was that the absence of the great guilds' allied vanguard played an even bigger role.
Normally, the vanguard is organized into two or three teams to prevent a power vacuum, but the 80th-floor boss battle was a very unusual situation.
The entire personnel of the great guilds had entered without any rotations.
This boss raid was an all-out war where they were betting everything.
Therefore, in preparation for a possible attack on those left behind, the great guilds had the civilians enter a command center set up in an underground bunker, while the Awakeners from the 1st to the 79th floors were all on standby in the Tower or climbing it.
Another factor was that Lee Do-hee had revealed all her traits on stream.
The clients had been offered tens, even hundreds of billions of won. Wouldn't they have analyzed Lee Do-hee completely?
They had swarmed in thinking, 'We can definitely win this.'
If it weren't for Lee Do-hee's hidden bonus stats and her exceptional combat sense, she would have been shipped to a basement in Italy by now as a dismembered onahole.
Hmm... so the world is full of perverts who are after my body!
Of course, her fuckable body also played a part in encouraging the criminals to act more impulsively. This is because the higher-ranked an Awakened is, the harder it is for them to feel pleasure from sex with ordinary women.
In any case, a lot had happened today, but for the first time in a while, I returned home safely.
The investigation was scheduled to continue indefinitely until all the masterminds were uncovered, so I could just slowly watch the news as it came out.
From the entrance, the landlady, the security guards, and our guild's administrative staff greeted me with worried faces.
The landlady hugged me, and I buried my face in her chest, feeling her breasts. In turn, a security guard buried his face in mine.
Still, it's a huge relief they didn't target this place.
If that had happened...
'Ugh, it's too horrible to even imagine.'
I had been through a tremendous crisis, but I wouldn't rest today.
No, in fact, I was more fired up than ever.
I have to get stronger. I'm still not enough.
To think I was almost taken down by mere criminal organizations—it's the ultimate humiliation.
Of course, Lee Do-hee had realized to some extent that they weren't just ordinary criminal organizations.
The Italian Mafia was a group famous for assassinating even high-ranking Awakeners, and Iran's Muslim Commander was a top-tier Awakener, one of a kind in his country, much like Baek Do-hyeon was in Korea.
Zhu Tian-gang from China was also strong enough to have cleared well past the 50th floor, so for Lee Do-hee, who had just gotten out of her 20s in terms of level, it was no different from being caught in a true disaster.
How do you think Zhu Tian-gang survived being ratted out by his vice guild master? Even when ambushed by a special forces unit of government Awakeners, he killed them all in return and escaped.
It wasn't for nothing that he had been holed up in a smelly semi-basement to evade the Chinese authorities.
Anyway, after experiencing such hardship, I felt an even stronger desire to become more powerful.
So, what must I do to get stronger?
I sat down in front of my computer in my room and pondered for a moment while reading the viewers' chat.
As of today, I am reborn. I'll stop at nothing until I become number one in the world!
"From now on, I'm letting go of everything."
- ???
- Are you finally selling your body?
- Yeah! Lee Do-hee declares she's going into prostitution!
- Shouldn't you take your clothes off first?
- You fucking bitch, even if you're desperate, that's too much lol
- For real?
"No, you crazy people... What's with the sudden talk of prostitution! I just mean that in order to get stronger and climb the Tower, I'm not going to hold anything back anymore!"
These viewers couldn't even read the mood.
I realized that all the normal people had left, and only my usual perverted viewers remained.
But then again, there was a strange sense of stability and familiarity in their consistent sexual harassment. It felt like I had returned to reality... or something?
Is this right, though? To feel a sense of stability from sexual harassment!
- So you're saying you'll do it...
- The fact that she's not denying it means she's not completely against the idea.
- Well, survival is important, yeah
- That's right, you have to survive to have sex, get married, and have kids, Do-hee.
- To survive is to bear offspring.
- Fucking lunatics lol
- Let's make the onahole first before you die, okay?
I ignored my ever-consistent viewers as usual and decided to take care of the things I had been putting off.
"Sigh... I'll be back after taking care of some business."
First, I contacted the place that had requested the onahole production and scheduled an appointment.
When I asked for the earliest possible date, they scheduled it for tomorrow.
Next was the breast milk.
I took detailed screenshots of every part of my status window and sent another email to the World Awakener Association. As a bonus, I also applied for a permit to sell Necroumbra's sap.
Other than that, I quickly scheduled all the efficient ads that could be done quickly, like the one for the milking machine.
Just you wait, my money.
The things needed to get stronger.
Most of them could be solved with money.
I checked the balance I had saved up from streaming.
The cash I had on hand was about 4 billion won.
This amount included not only pure donations but also ad revenue from VODs and income from the MyuTube channels our guild members had created.
For reference, I was using two MyuTube channels: one that focused on lewd content and was always getting demonetized, and another that focused on combat scenes.
So, what would I do with this 4 billion won?
Should I buy an item or something...
Elixirs and items.
I deliberated between the two as usual, but then...
No, do I really need to buy something that only raises stats?
I thought about what I had lacked in the recent battle. And not just that battle, but also past battles and the battles that would unfold in the future.
'The day will surely come when I need priest skills.'
<Heal Lv.1> Skill Book: 130 million won.
<Wave of Healing Lv.1> Skill Book: 550 million won.
I had more than enough divine power anyway.
This time, I decided to buy skill books.
Ah, right! I needed an attack skill, too.
Although I had the pig magician, it would take ages to raise him.
Besides the heal and area-of-effect heal skills, I bought several other skill books that could be used with divine power.
Holy Arrow, Consecrate, Purify, Light, Divine Shield...
As I dazedly added various skill books to my cart, 4 billion won had already evaporated.
"Yes, a proper priest should have these basic skills."
Feeling a sense of satisfaction as if a missing piece had been filled, I finished my shopping.
The viewers' reactions were mostly in agreement, with comments like, 'About time you bought those.'
Perhaps because I had always thought of myself as a warrior rather than a priest, I hadn't even learned the basic skills of a priest until now.
Wait a minute, shouldn't these have appeared as choices in the Tower long ago? Don't tell me all the priest skills that should have appeared so far were replaced with ero-skills?
Perhaps my body was tired, because after shopping and eating dinner, I fell asleep right away.
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And that evening.
"You fucking idiot!!! How could you handle things like this!!! What about my money!!"
A shout erupted from the office of the Ohsung Group's vice chairman.