Chapter 146: The Onahole Scramble (1)
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 146: The Onahole Scramble (1)
The various kidnappers waited outside.
They had anticipated a situation like this. Naturally, they had also thought of countermeasures.
‘Kill all the pests before making contact with Lee Do-hee.’
But they soon realized this was practically impossible.
Similar levels of strength.
Multiple organizations, not just one team.
They had no idea how to handle it.
‘The top priority is securing Lee Do-hee. There's no need to fight. We'll take advantage of the chaos.’
An extreme battle of wits began.
Should they strike first and secure Lee Do-hee quickly, or should they wait for the opportune moment and attack while the others were fighting?
Too early, and they risked being ganged up on and facing Lee Do-hee's fierce resistance. Too late, and the situation might already be over.
In the end, it all depended on the leader's capability.
*
Meanwhile, as soon as Lee Do-hee left the Tower, she ran into some familiar faces.
First, there were her party members from the 28th floor, sitting nearby, watching my stream on their phones and snickering.
Among them, Dotamuk shouted loudly.
"Do-hee-nim, I got a good look at your uterus~ It's very clean!"
"Kuh... You crazy bastard!"
I ran up and kicked his third leg.
Thwack!
"Kuaaaargh!!!!"
"Hey, why are you so weak all of a sudden? Oh, right. The buffs wore off, didn't they?"
I suddenly remembered that he'd been as strong as me on the 28th floor because of the buffs.
Seeing him in so much pain because I failed to control my strength, I almost felt a little sorry for him.
He cradled his junk with both arms, tears streaming down his face.
‘Seriously, is that a bamboo wife or something...’
"Ugh... Gross..."
I was about to push through the crowd of onlookers and leave when someone I knew of, but had never met, approached me.
"Ah, Do-hee-nim! I'm Kang Han-gil. It's a pleasure to meet you like this. I heard you made a contract with the Pantheon Constellation, and I came because I have a few things to tell you."
Kang Han-gil, the streamer I was supposed to have a duel with.
He was the only independent streamer who had climbed past the 50th floor, a high-ranking Awakened.
"Oh, hello. What's this about?"
He told me how to configure the settings for my benefits.
It turned out I could turn the benefits I received on and off.
‘Let's turn off the X-ray vision feature right away.’
- ???
- Hey, excuse me?
- Fuck, Kang Han-gil!! I curse you!!
- Kuaaaargh!!!
- Please, bring it back...
- Ah... that bastard Kang Han-gil;;
He quickly told me only what I needed to know, wished me a good stream, and sent me on my way without holding me up any longer.
‘What a gentleman...’
With that, I passed through the crowd and headed home.
The early winter weather. I walked home with a light step, basking in the warm sunlight.
"La la la la~"
Of course, even though I'd left the Tower, the area from the entrance was still swarming with ordinary men who had come to see me.
"Yes~ Look, but don't touch~"
"Wow... they're fucking huge."
"They're seriously massive in person..."
I gave a casual wave to the familiar gazes of the men staring holes into my body and turned to leave. It was like a celebrity arriving at the airport.
I organized my future plans in my head as I descended from Namsan and entered the city.
Still so many people.
I gave out a few high-fives as I passed through them.
And then, on my way home,
‘Hm...?’
Killing intent.
The moment I sensed it, I spun around and dodged something.
Swoosh!!
"Wh-what the?"
Someone in a deep hood was holding a suspicious-looking syringe and had tried to stab me with it.
‘Are they crazy?’
I dodged the syringe as it came at me again and grabbed his wrist.
"Who the hell are you, bastard?"
"Damn."
I tried to break his wrist, but his hand was too strong to be bent.
‘An Awakened...?’
The moment I sensed something ominous.
His attack began.
He burst a pouch that released some kind of pink smoke, scattering it everywhere.
[Divine Power Release]
I blew away the powder, which looked exactly like an aphrodisiac.
When that didn't work, he pulled a sharp dagger from inside his clothes and tried to cut my arm.
‘Crazy bastard, trying this in broad daylight!’
I had expected someone to attack me, but I was still quite flustered to be the target of an assassination attempt in the middle of a busy Seoul street.
I immediately activated all my buffs to the 4th stack and created some distance.
But the guy leaped out of my shadow, swinging his dagger—
Thwack!!
I immediately summoned my Dildo Weapon and shoved it into his mouth as he rose from the shadows.
"Guuuuugh!!"
That was his last scream. Lacking a flexible throat pussy like Lee Do-hee's, the man's throat was torn apart by the giant dildo, and he died.
"Serves you right!"
The actions of these shady assassins are so predictab—
RAT-A-TAT-TAT-TAT!!!
I reflexively rolled to the side.
This time, a large van pulled up, the window rolled down, and someone opened fire on me.
"Shit..."
I dodged quickly, but my opponent must have been an Awakened too, because one bullet hit my shoulder.
‘Is this... an Awakener-exclusive armor-piercing bullet?’
The bullet didn't penetrate, but blood was flowing from my shoulder.
Finally realizing the gravity of the situation, the surrounding civilians started screaming and running away.
"Shoot for the limbs! Our goal is to capture her alive!"
Their identities: members of the Italian Mafia.
Armed with anti-Awakener weapons, they had come here with the intention of turning Lee Do-hee into their onahole.
Just as they were about to fire again, my dildo, transformed into a spear, flew through the air and smashed the van.
Kabooom!!
But they didn't seem to care about the vehicle at all. They instantly kicked their way out and started shooting again.
There were eight of them, all armed with guns.
They weren't just some ordinary special forces unit; they were all Awakened, specialists in anti-Awakener combat.
‘Crazy bastards... What are they doing in the middle of Seoul...’
I hastily dodged the gunfire and ducked into a nearby building.
‘Fucking hell...’
It happened to be an unmanned claw machine arcade.
RAT-A-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT!!!
The power of the special anti-Awakener guns and magic bullets was immense.
Everything in the first-floor arcade was obliterated, except for me, hiding behind a pillar.
The gunfire paused for a moment as stuffing from the plush toys flew through the air like dust.
‘I'm sorry, Mr. Owner...’
All the cute stuffed animals were destroyed!
Rage welled up inside me at the tragic sight of the torn-up toys.
"Spread out and completely suppress her."
A few of them threw projectiles and fanned out to the sides, widening their angle of attack.
‘Damn them...’
This was a crisis.
A crisis so great it made my head feel hot.
BZZZZZZZZT!!
"Kugh...!"
They must have thrown a stun grenade. I barely held onto my consciousness through the sharp electric shock.
I couldn't even try to do anything; it was all I could do to stay hidden behind the pillar as they fired from the front.
The head of a cute teddy bear, which might have one day occupied a corner of someone's bed, rolled across the floor.
Splat!
Even that was blown to bits by a bullet, its form unrecognizable.
‘These bastards... How dare they!!’
[Bonus Stats: 62]
I invested all of them.
Into what?
Divine Power!
I hadn't invested much in it before because my Divine Power was already excessive, but no other stat was as efficient.
Divine Power: 3418.5 → 5533.8
My Divine Power broke through 5,000 in one go!
I converted all of my overflowing Divine Power into buffs.
Haste 8 stacks.
Strength 8 stacks.
Iron Body 8 stacks.
‘I'll make you regret this.’
Then, having unlocked my ring slot by clearing the 30th floor, I equipped the <Rubellion Empire's Blessing Ring> I received as a gift from the Emperor.
There was nothing left to hide.
< Final Stats >
Strength: 508
Agility: 715.5
Defense: 976
Divine Power: 5533.8
My stats were now high enough to wipe the floor with a high-ranking Awakened from the 50th floor.
‘I'll show you. Overwhelming power!’
KRA-KOOM!!
I spun my spear and threw it in a curve.
The spear flew around the pillar and struck the ground at their feet.
"Phew, that was close. Where are you throwing that, you bitch... huh...?"
It was just for a fleeting moment.
A brief opening when their vision was obscured by the debris flying up from the asphalt.
I was already among them. My weapon, now a longsword, swung in a wide arc, and the heads of four mafiosos flew into the air.
"This is for the teddy bear!"
"Damn it, how dare you, bitch!!!"
The four who had fanned out to the sides opened fire on me all at once.
For the guys on the left, I threw my spear at the ground to obscure their vision.
To the right, I zigzagged forward, my eyes fixed on the muzzles of their guns.
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat!!
‘I can see it.’
It's a little hard to dodge bullets by sight, but the direction of the gun barrels is perfectly clear.
As I weaved and dodged my way closer with my bare hands, they dropped their guns and pulled out daggers.
But what a shame. I wasn't bare-handed.
My retrieved spear flashed before them.
In an instant, two of them had their hearts pierced, and blood gushed out like a fountain.
"This is for the arcade owner!"
"Keuk..."
"Gak...!"
Now, as I was about to deal with the remaining two...
"What the fuck, who are they now?"
A group of guys dressed like Japanese ninjas in black clothes and masks had already slit their throats and were charging at me.
Swish! Swish!
I parried the incoming shuriken with my spear.
‘What in the world is going on?’
The black-masked ninjas weren't just there; they were leaping down from the rooftops of surrounding buildings, rushing toward me.
Th-th-th-th-th-th!!
Like a flock of crows gathering from all directions, a considerable number of ninjas surrounded me. Nearly a hundred of them formed a circle around me.
They looked formidable, to say the least.
I gathered my energy and focused on their movements.
W-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d!!
They didn't attack right away, instead running frantically around me in a threatening display.
‘Shit, I'm fucked, aren't I?’
In my past life, I'd seen a few Japanese martial arts.
[Kagerō no Jin (Heat Haze Formation)]
The ultimate encirclement technique, one that the person inside cannot escape until they are dead.
Like the 108 Arhat Formation of the Chinese Shaolin Temple, it's considered one of the best techniques for a many-against-one battle.
The way they ran with their arms stretched out behind them reminded me of some chuunibyou otaku ninjas, but it was a terrifying technique.
I was caught in the blink of an eye.
Swish-swish-swish-swish!!!
Shuriken flew at me from all directions.
I bent over completely to dodge, and the shuriken were caught by the ninjas on the other side, who threw them back.
Clang! Clang! Clang!
I swung my spear in a wide arc to bat the shuriken away.
They rushed past me from all sides, swinging their swords. I rapidly swung my spear to block their attacks.
‘This is like a swarm of bees.’
It was an attack reminiscent of the encirclement by the hornet-like Kaliph tribe from the Breeding Sex Trial with the pigs.
‘I can break through this now.’
"Bicorn!!"
[Resummon Cooldown: 27 hours]
"Ah, right!"
To think that summoning Bicorn once on the 28th floor would snowball like this!
It was absurd, but I couldn't just let them have their way with me!
As I held on, desperately trying to think of a way out,
"She's here! Everyone, save the Guild Master!!!"
Something fell from the sky.
"Fire Smash!!!"
The Power Mage who was with me on the 28th floor came flying down from the sky,
And Dotamuk, Himura Yamato, and hundreds of Korean Awakened swarmed in, creating a chaotic melee.
"Protect Lee Do-hee!!"
"Owarida...!" [This is... the end...!]
"You bastards! How dare you try to take Korea's Onahole!!"
The greatest weakness of the [Kagerō no Jin].
It crumbles easily against external attacks.
Even though they were low-level Awakened, their sheer numbers were enough to break the formation.
"Phew... You're all dead now."
Lee Do-hee is back!!
I picked off the ninjas one by one as they scrambled in confusion, their formation broken.
Without a proper formation, the ninjas were no match for me.
As soon as I defeated the one who looked like their leader, the ninjas began to fall back in droves.
In the chaos of the melee, my Lee Do-hee guild members pushed them back alongside me.
‘What the? Why are these guys fighting so well...?’
Honestly, I thought these low-levels would be useless, but they were fighting well against some pretty high-level ninjas.
‘Ah, right. The hole-sharing brotherhood!’
My Lewd Power is close to 5,000 right now, which means the stats of the more than 50 guild members who showed up were boosted by a whopping 500%!
That's why their movements were a bit clumsy at first, but I could see them getting stronger as they grew accustomed to their new stats.
Just as we were about to win, sirens blared, and I saw black vehicles marked with KWA (Korean Awakener Association) rushing over along with police cars.
‘Phew... Is it finally over?’
But then, something fell on top of the cars.
"Allahu Akbar!!!"
KA-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM!!!
The vehicles carrying our Korean Awakened exploded, and men wearing gray turbans on their heads began to swarm in.
"What the fuck! Who is it this time?"
They were Iranian Islamic mercenaries hired by the Chief Secretary of the Ohsung Group. The reconstruction of Iran depended on the Onahole Scramble for Lee Do-hee!
I felt bad for the Chief Secretary, but in truth, they were planning to kidnap Lee Do-hee for themselves.
Get help with illegal entry, get the down payment, and get the onahole.
They were completely unscrupulous motherfuckers, but they could just say it was all the will of Allah.
"Kill all the rest!"
A curved, crescent-shaped sword.
Wielding scimitars, they chased after the surviving reinforcements from the Korean Awakener Association.
"Help us!"
At someone's cry, we stopped chasing the fleeing ninjas and all rushed toward them.
The one who looked like their leader frowned slightly at our numbers, then suddenly floated about three meters into the air.
"I declare this place a holy site of the Islamic temple."
While Lee Do-hee was making a contract with a useless Constellation called the Pantheon's Owner, they had made a contract with the god they believed in, Allah.
Surprisingly, it's quite common to make contracts with gods that actually exist on Earth.
This is because the gods of Catholicism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islam, and others originally exist as Constellations.
Thud-thud-thud-thud!!!
As the declaration of the Islamic temple was made, giant pillars rained down from the sky. A red aura then rose from the bodies of the Islamic bastards, strengthening their physiques.
"What the fuck... What is that."
And that wasn't all.
"Declare a holy war!"
As he shouted, the space around him split open, and a gate appeared.
Hundreds? No, thousands of armed Islamic soldiers poured out from the rift.
As if a portal to hell had opened, people armed with all sorts of weapons poured out—from guys with AK rifles to scimitars, bombs, anti-tank weapons, and more.
He summoned a horde of crazy terrorists as if they were summoned beasts.
This is what a true high-ranking Awakened, nurtured by sucking the lifeblood of a guild... no, a country and a religion, looks like...!!
But we weren't to be underestimated either.
Watching the stream in real-time, Awakened living in Seoul rushed out of their homes and gathered like a righteous army to protect the onahole (?).
Although most of them were low-level Awakened, it was reassuring to see our numbers match the enemy's, who were relying on their own numerical superiority.
"Judge the infidels!!!"
"Let's protect Korea from the terrorists!!!"
"The onahole belongs to Korea!!"
"Don't destroy our Seoul!"
Somehow, a great battle between Islamic terrorists and the righteous citizen Awakened of Korea unfolded in the middle of the city.
"Allahu Akbar!!"
"For the onahole!!!"
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat!!!
Swish! Kaboom!! Crash!!
Bullets and bombs rained down on our formation, while magic, arrows, and javelins flew toward the enemy's.
D-d-d-d-d... KRA-KOOM!!!
The high-ranking Awakened streamer, Kang Han-gil, was the first to break through with his shield raised, and the other tankers attempted a shield charge against the Islamic terrorists.
Everyone switched to melee weapons and fought in a tangled brawl.
The summoned soldiers were only strong enough to be held back by low-level Awakened, so the battle reached a stalemate.
And that's when I saw my chance.
I followed the path Kang Han-gil had created and quickly broke through the center.
My target: the Islamic commander!
I summoned everyone from Necroumbra to the pigs to prevent myself from being surrounded, and charged forward like a beam of light, crushing the enemies in my path.
" Yes, come!!! "
"Die!!!"
The Islamic commander and I clashed in the center.