Chapter 140: Those Who Covet the Onahole
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 140: Those Who Covet the Onahole
And at that very moment, there were those who cheered at the sight of Lee Do-hee emerging from the 27th floor.
"Everyone! Fuck, she's finally out! That goddamn bitch! Get your gear ready!"
"Hoo, are we finally getting out of this shithole?"
"Just you wait until we catch you! I'll turn you into another Elina and use you!!!"
They were a group of thoroughly enraged Chinese climbers.
If it weren't for Lee Do-hee's broadcast, they would have deserted or caused some kind of trouble long ago.
They had requested a change of lodging from the great guilds, but their request was denied, citing the ongoing raid on the 80th floor.
One might think that since the 80th floor is a boss battle, it would end quickly, but high-level boss battles are different.
After the 50th floor, the boss battles on floors like the 60th, 70th, and 80th have multiple stages.
For example, the 70th-floor boss is a Demon King. The raid takes about a month, involving battles not only with his Four Heavenly Kings but also with countless minor mobs. And it's not just about fighting; the dungeons of the Four Heavenly Kings have their own mid-bosses, and there are even bosses whose mechanics must be figured out and countered.
In any case, this meant that the members of the great guilds were also tied up in the Tower.
"Hoo... Just you wait until you show yourself, you're dead, you fucking bitch. I'll turn you into a complete onahole and use you!"
*
And here, there was another faction targeting Lee Do-hee.
"Are you absolutely sure? If not... no, does it have to be true even if it isn't?"
This was the office of the Vice Chairman of the Ohsung Group.
[Ohsung Group Vice Chairman, Lee Seong-yong]
The Ohsung Group is slightly different from the Ohsung Guild.
The Ohsung Group is the parent company that oversees dozens of affiliates like Ohsung Electronics, Ohsung Logistics, and Ohsung Construction. The Ohsung Guild is just one of those affiliates.
So, does that mean the Ohsung Guild is weaker than the Ohsung Group? Not exactly.
As the importance of the Tower grew, the Ohsung Guild had grown powerful enough to potentially swallow the entire Ohsung Group.
Thus, the current heir of the Ohsung Group and the Ohsung Guild Master were in an ambiguous position—allies, yet also rivals.
But why is the Vice Chairman and heir of the Ohsung Group suddenly making an appearance?
"Damn it!! Why is my onahole alive and moving?!?!"
Surprisingly, the person who had created Lee Do-hee's body was none other than the heir of the Ohsung Group himself.
Damn it, that experiment was a clear failure. Why is it alive and moving now?
Hidden within Lee Do-hee's body was a multi-hundred-billion-won item she knew nothing about.
It was the <Heart of the Undead>.
Before the Sword Saint's Guild collapsed due to financial difficulties, they had secretly sold this to the Vice Chairman of the Ohsung Group. For reference, this was one of the seven divided body parts of Lee Do-hyeon, Lee Do-hee's past self.
Originally, it was slated to be secretly used in the bio-onahole production business, the Vice Chairman's ambitious project. Of course, to the public, it was a research team for creating bio-combat doll homunculi.
The onahole production team had been on the verge of being disbanded after years of repeated failures with no results.
Believing the researchers' claims that the materials were to blame, and hoping to secure more funding by producing at least one success, he had ambitiously spent his own money to acquire the ultra-rare item, but...
"Uhm... on second thought, it seems the materials weren't the problem. It appears life requires a soul... Is there any way you could secretly bring in a black magician?"
The research director's shameless words made his anger boil over, but seeing the onahole, which had lifelike, warm skin just like a real person, he held on to one last sliver of hope.
So he secretly brought in a black magician and the corpse of a recently deceased person, but...
"Uhm... it seems the body and soul are not compatible. This is going to be difficult."
The result was the same even when they tried with a female corpse.
He couldn't figure out what the problem was. The bio-onahole business, disguised as a homunculus project that seemed solvable with a bit of magic, repeatedly failed and eventually went under.
In the end, all that remained was a single, immobile, pink-haired onahole prototype. The research concluded with only this one left.
The original purpose of this business was to supply indestructible, top-quality bio-onaholes to the wealthy, so Lee Do-hee's body had been completely designed as an onahole.
Not only was her body durable, but it was also crafted to be penetrated through her throat and back hole.
As the business was being shut down, this prototype was moved to the Vice Chairman's room, and he had no choice but to accept it as a failure.
And that night.
All the researchers at the research complex were silently assassinated by the Ohsung Group's secret agents, and all experimental records were erased.
How could they let an experiment that utilized black magic and human corpses leak to the outside world?
Of course, this was the Chairman's doing, not the Vice Chairman's.
The Vice Chairman was shocked when he found out. He had intended to use the prototype onahole, but instead, he just unwrapped it, covered it in vinyl, and shoved it into a corner of his room.
A short while later, his damn, immature younger sister came to visit and barged into his room without permission, discovering it. The sister was just going to tease him for using an onahole, but unfortunately, their father, who was passing by, overheard, and the situation escalated.
"A full-body onahole at your age!! Are you insane! I told you not to cause trouble with women, and this is what you've been doing! I can't even face my daughter-in-law!"
Fortunately, his father didn't realize the true nature of the object, but in his fury, he threw it out himself. The news even reached his wife, with whom he slept in separate rooms, and he had to walk on eggshells for a while.
By the time he sent his Chief Secretary, the only one who knew the secret of the onahole, to retrieve it, it was already gone. To make matters worse, for some reason, the police seemed to be involved.
The police were naturally afraid of the Ohsung Group's Vice Chairman, but the Vice Chairman was also afraid of the police.
Especially those righteous bastards who charged forward without a care for their own lives! His father would take care of them, but how much had he been chewed out for it? He had even been beaten with a golf club despite being over thirty.
[SHOCKING!! The Scandalous Private Life of a Chaebol Heir!]
If a news story like that ever broke, the company's stock price would plummet, and he would face the terrifying golf club.
He despaired, thinking he had lost his precious onahole for good.
Then, by chance, the Vice Chairman saw an article about Lee Do-hee.
He instantly recognized her as the prototype onahole model he had personally customized.
Her breasts had gotten bigger somehow, but her natural pink hair, which couldn't be found anywhere else in the world, the stiff ahoge on top of her head, and her hips that were as full as her chest—every physical feature was virtually identical.
He noticed this around the time Lee Do-hee cleared the 20th floor.
He and his Chief Secretary, who knew he had spent hundreds of billions on materials and production costs for the onahole, began an investigation. It wasn't long before they succeeded in finding Lee Do-hee's address.
In fact, the address was easily searchable online, but they had foolishly spent several extra weeks combing through all her VODs and cross-referencing them with satellite maps.
Who would have thought a female streamer would broadcast with her address publicly available?
"Mr. Vice Chairman, but can we really handle this on our own?" his Chief Secretary cautiously asked. He was the Vice Chairman's only ally, his right-hand man, his problem-solver, his schedule manager—in short, the man without whom he would truly be ruined.
Naturally, the Ohsung Group had its own Awakened, separate from the Ohsung Guild.
Most of them were production-class, working in the Ohsung Group's artifact workshop, but there was also an escort unit and a secret clean-up crew.
The problem was, setting aside whether they could even be a match for Lee Do-hee, they were under the Chairman's command and thus couldn't be mobilized.
"Make it happen! If you can't, at least rip out that bitch's heart! Do you know how much that thing is worth?!"
Hearing the classic "I don't care, just do it," our Chief Secretary felt the urge to submit his resignation letter once again.
You damn brat... No wonder the Chairman is always scolding you.
But he couldn't quit. If he said he would leave after this month's paycheck, he too would disappear without a trace.
*
While danger was closing in from all sides, Lee Do-hee was happily conducting her broadcast.
"Aaaand~ it's time for the thrilling results announcement!"
This time, the reward grade was SS.
That meant an SSS-rank reward was guaranteed to appear.
What about the other two being downgraded? Who cares? It's not like I'm going to pick them anyway.
I grab the chubby pig lying on the floor and lift it high into the air.
"Oink, oiiink!? Master?"
"Please let me get a good trait!!!!"
[Choose your reward.]
I offer this pig to increase my reward luuuuuck!!!!
I toss the pig high into the air and immediately tap all three reward cards at once!
Tatatat!
<God-made Cream Pie Full of Nutrients>
Not some weird cream pie, but a real one lovingly crafted by a god.
Upon consumption, all stats +3.
Very delicious.
[S-rank Record Orb]
Can record everything you see with your own eyes.
Rear view is also possible.
<Skill Growth Ticket> x 20
"Huh...?"
The S-rank trait was, of course, a dud. The item was a simple elixir that granted a total of 12 stat points.
That meant the 20 Skill Growth Tickets were the SSS-rank reward.
To be honest, Skill Growth Tickets and stat bonuses are usually considered duds since you can get them from re-clearing floors.
But for someone like me who's speed-climbing the Tower?
'This... isn't bad at all.'
In fact, it could be considered great.
Combined with the two tickets I already had, that made a total of 22.
That was enough Skill Growth Tickets to raise Haste, currently at level 3, all the way to level 7.
With the remaining four, I could raise Strength to level 3, and keep the last two.
Now that I thought of it, I put the plan into action immediately.
<Haste Lv.3 → Lv.7>
Consumes 11 Divine Power to increase Agility by 35 for 2 hours.
<Strength Lv.2 → Lv.3>
Consumes 7 Divine Power to increase Strength by 15 for 1 hour and 20 minutes.
With the Sacred Onahole Body effect doubling the final result, my Agility would increase by 70 and Strength by 30.
"Hehehe... Now! How can we not look at the status window after this?"
- No way, does that mean she gets 70 agility per stack?
- ????
- What is this sudden power balance shift?
- Admin! We've got a game-breaking issue over here!
- Why the fuck is the power inflation only happening to you?
- (Imagine a 'what the fuck' meme, you bitch)
- ??
"Ahem, but the Divine Power cost went up a little too, you know?"
- Fucking lol
- Ah;;
- I guess I just wasn't talented...
- We've decided to call this flexing.
"Alright~ Settle down, everyone! Status window!"
[Tiring~]
<Final Stats>
Strength: 280 → 264.5
Agility: 158.7 → 154
Defense: 700.7 → 701.8
Divine Power: 3356.1 → 3418.5
Lewd Power: 3606 → 4,934.3
Divine Power Recovery Rate: 2 per hour
Regeneration: 2
All Elemental Resistance: 50
Unfortunately, my base stats had dropped a little.
It was because I had equipped the Dildo Weapon instead of Diana's Spear.
<God-Sealed Dildo Weapon +12>
Strength +4
Agility +5
Defense +4
Divine Power +3
'Hehehe, I'll catch up in no time, though.'
I had used it occasionally even after parting with Elina.
It had especially fantastic synergy when used with the milking machine.
I still couldn't wear the ring the Emperor gave me because I hadn't unlocked the ring slot yet, but I should be able to use it after unlocking a new slot on the 30th floor.
'With five stacks of Haste... my agility will go over 500. Does that even make sense?'
It was so much that I was genuinely worried I might get banned for being a bug exploiter.
"Hehehe, see? This is why I chose the Priest class! It all turned out just like I said, didn't it? The efficiency is overwhelming, right?"
A hehehe-ing laugh wouldn't stop escaping my lips.
I felt like my equipment, stats, skills, and summons had all been upgraded by a full tier.
What's more, my Lewd Power was about to hit 5000.
Stronger traits would appear the further I went, so that was something to look forward to as well.
'Even I didn't expect to become this strong.'
I remembered the 100-minute debate I had with these guys back on the 3rd floor after choosing the Priest class.
Back then, most of them were against it, and only after my lengthy persuasion did my viewers adopt a "Fine, we'll see how this goes!" attitude.
By reaching just level 7, I had proven I was right. Of course, just because I didn't expect it doesn't mean I wasn't right, does it?
- That's because you're...
- My Priest isn't like that?
- You're so fucking smug. Just you wait for the fan meeting when you get out of the Tower.
- I'll punish you with my dick ^^
My viewers naturally assumed that since I had finished a long ordeal, I would come out of the Tower for a short break as usual.
"Hmm..."
But what to do?
I have no intention of leaving.
I don't know if I'm special or if this is just common sense, but there's a 90% chance the great guilds will retaliate.
It's just a gut feeling.
The timing, when all the elites of the great guilds have gone to raid the 80th floor.
It seems like a safe time, but that's precisely why I feel a sense of unease.
"So... um, I'll just quickly climb up to the 30th floor and be right back?"
My chat window exploded.