Chapter 123: 27th Floor: The Crown Prince's Third-Week Trial
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 123: 27th Floor: The Crown Prince's Third-Week Trial
[Some of your traits will be altered by divinity.]
"Ooh, let's fucking go!!!"
Usually, when a trait is altered by a unique characteristic or divinity, it's always for the better.
It's not a hard and fast rule, but that's how it usually goes.
However,
[Supersonic Holy Spearwoman changes to Breeding Holy Spearwoman.]
"Eh...?"
Wait, isn't that name a little ominous?
<Breeding Holy Spearwoman>
Lewd Power +200%
Divine Power +200%
Fertility +300%
All Stats +20
Spearmanship Bonus: +50%
Special Job Skills: <Supersonic Spear Lv.20>, <Lustful Hole>, <Forced Implantation>
"Huh...? Wait, why are all the changes so... strange?"
My stats went up a bit, but other than that, everything I got was just weird.
- ????
- LMAO
- For real, only the weird stuff changed, right?
- What changed?
- She got Fertility and a Forced Implantation skill.
- Oh, and her stats went up a little.
- Forced Implantation, lmao
- She can totally get pregnant now.
- Look at the system pressuring her to pop out kids, lol.
I'd gained 300% Fertility and the Forced Implantation skill.
I had a pretty good idea what Forced Implantation did without needing to check the details, so I decided to just move on.
"No, haaah... It's fine! Don't panic, everyone. This is just the beginning!"
Right. I had no doubt that things would change, just like when I first got my unique trait.
- You're the only one panicking, lol.
- Ah, a familiar flavor.
- LMAO, just shut up and get pregnant with my child!
- Hehehehe...
- Pregnancy attack (for real).
- So, does this mean you can have babies left and right now?
I ignored the viewers' comments for a moment and moved on to the next trait.
"Please!"
[Lee Do-hee's Lewd Divine Power is replaced with The Divine Power of Lee Do-hee, the God of Breeding.]
[SS-rank] The Divine Power of Lee Do-hee, the God of Breeding
Increases the efficiency of all buffs by 400%. Can only be used on yourself or on targets with whom you have had sexual intercourse.
When used on a target during intercourse, the duration is increased tenfold, and the efficiency is increased to 600%.
"Huh."
The original effect was still there, but now there was a new buff that applied to my partner during sex.
- (During intercourse)
- So the sex buff is what's good.
- Lmao, she's screwed.
- So she's an onahole who gives buffs while getting fucked.
[Dotamuk has donated 50,000 won.]
This bitch really needs to serve the entire nation as its onahole.
- For real, she should be a cheap source of buffs.
- Not just cheap...
- Let's call her a buff toilet, shall we?
- Buff toilet, agreed.
- A buff toilet, lmao.
"It's fine... There's still more to come."
Calm down. It's not that bad.
If anything, it's just become more versatile.
'A tenfold duration and a 200% increase in buff efficiency isn't bad. But why did it have to be like this...'
"L-Let's see the next one!"
[The I'm an Exhibitionist trait is replaced with Followers' Gaze Rape.]
"Huh?"
*
*
[S-rank] Followers' Gaze Rape
When my followers are watching me, my base stats increase.
They increase by 1% for every 100 followers.
If this occurs during a sexual act, my sensitivity increases slightly.
The [S-rank I'm an Exhibitionist] trait, which I'd expected to become completely broken once we reached the space age.
It went from 1% per 10,000 people...
...to 1% per 100 people.
In terms of efficiency, it's a hundredfold increase, which seems great, but...
[Current Number of Followers: 75]
The problem was that it only counted followers.
"Everyone. You don't believe in me, do you?"
I narrowed my eyes, glaring at the camera.
- Who would believe in you? Lmao.
- What exactly is there to believe in?
- If you were in our shoes, would you believe?
- I mean, I believe... but I guess it's not that kind of belief?
- I believe your pussy grip is amazing, that's for sure.
- I believe that one day you'll be taking my dick deep inside you.
That number of followers didn't seem to include my viewers, but only the people here in the trial who had witnessed my ascension ritual.
It felt like you had to genuinely think of me as a god to be counted as a follower. Since my viewers obviously saw me as a human, they wouldn't be included.
"So... the effect got weaker?"
The 2-5% bonus I used to get is completely gone!
- I thought I believed, but the number isn't changing.
- It's just gone, isn't it?
- It's just 0%.
- For real, I guess you have to genuinely believe.
- But if we believe in this bitch, doesn't that make us heretics?
- She's basically running a cult, lmao.
- Using her body as bait... yep, it's a cult, lol.
- Fuck, now that I think about it, I joined the guild because of Lee Do-hee's pussy.
"Ahem... A cult! You guys don't even believe in me anyway. If anything, I'm the one getting scammed here!"
- But is that it? Are those all the effects of becoming a god? Lol.
- What a pathetic god.
- As pathetic as her pussy.
- Lee Do-hee's pussy = pathetic-tier.
- LMAO, it's awesome that sexual harassment is allowed here.
- The streamer's a pervert, so she just takes it, lol.
- The lewdness level keeps going up, but so does this bitch's tolerance, lmao.
- So, is that it?
- Being a god is no big deal, huh.
- Truly a pathetic god.
"No, wait a minute. There's still more, okay?"
I was sure I'd seen a message saying that my Lewd Power traits would change.
However,
no matter how hard I looked, I couldn't find anything different.
I scoured my status window, but nothing had changed!
"Wait, why is nothing there?"
The system wouldn't scam me, would it?
- Don't you need over 10,000 for that?
- Yeah, it probably unlocks after 10k.
- 10,000... Isn't she only a little over 3,000 right now?
"Ah, 10,000..."
[Lee Yong-soo0328 has donated 50,000 won.]
Time to provide some elixirs... I guess I have to, right?
"No..."
- Lee Do-hee, fulfill your duty to provide elixirs!
- Looks like our boy Yong-soo is in a hurry, lol.
- LMAO, Yong-soo, you should change your ID.
- Now that's what you call a good reason, lol.
"Wait! I missed something important."
As I looked over my status window, I realized that, just like with Lewd Power, I could press on this to see more details.
"Hehehe, I've still got one shot left!"
I pressed the highlighted text: [The Path to Becoming the God of Breeding].
[Dding~]
[The reformation of this religion will be unlocked upon accumulating 10,000 or more Lewd Power!]
"Ah..."
- And where do you think you're going?
- Just shut up and get fucked until you hit 10,000, lmao.
- It's confirmed, she's an onahole~
- Let the music play~~~
- Just take it quietly, you bitch.
- I'll make you a nice, tasty creampie. ^^
"Hmph... I'm suddenly feeling tired. I'm going to bed now!"
- What
- Running away?
- It's fine. This bitch will get desperate and spread her legs on her own anyway, lmao.
- Spoken like a true Do-hee expert, lol.
- For real, she won't be able to stand it. She'll be too curious about how much better it'll get once she hits 10k.
They were right.
To be honest, I did want to hurry up and hit 10,000 Lewd Power right this instant.
However, surprisingly, there was still a part of me telling me I shouldn't. I didn't know if it was shame or some sense of social decorum, but a slight feeling of resistance remained.
I knew that once a dick was inside me, I'd enjoy it more than anyone, but I still felt hesitant to just go for it.
No matter how much the system insisted my true nature was lewd breeding, actually accepting that was a different story.
'Come to think of it, why was I so determined to climb the Tower in my past life? What was my true nature back then?'
Strangely, I couldn't quite remember.
*
The next day.
The third-week trial finally arrived.
This trial was to be personally overseen by none other than the Crown Prince himself.
Honestly, I wasn't expecting much. He would obviously find a way to rig it in Elina's favor.
I decided to just take it easy and relax during this trial.
We were in a pleasant garden within the Imperial Palace.
Nearby, carp and ducks swam in a pond, and all around us, flowers swayed in the cool breeze.
The weather here felt like the very beginning of autumn.
Kesira, her skin still slightly tanned, and Elina, who had somehow returned to her perfectly fair complexion in a single day, were both sitting at a table prepared by a servant, drinking tea and waiting for the Crown Prince.
The two of them hadn't been seen together since the "commoner life experience." In fact, it felt like Kesira had taken more of a liking to me.
Just as the awkward atmosphere between them was becoming suffocating, the Crown Prince made his entrance.
The Crown Prince, with his blond hair and blue eyes.
He paid us no mind, immediately kneeling before Elina and showering her with praise.
From what I could overhear, it was all useless chatter about whether the second-week trial had been too difficult for her and how he'd given the Prime Minister and the Magic Tower Lord a stern scolding.
"Hmph... What is this week's trial?"
Kesira, who was starting to throw caution to the wind, cut them off on my behalf.
"Ah, um... Right. I shall now announce the details of this trial."
The Crown Prince collected himself, put on a solemn expression, and announced the details.
"What virtues do you believe an empress, who will stand beside the emperor who rules over all, must possess?"
'This motherfucker. Instead of telling us what the trial is, he's asking a damn riddle?'
But I couldn't avoid the question, because he was staring right at me.
"Hmm... A womb capable of bearing healthy children?"
'No... that's not it.'
Even I was embarrassed by my own answer.
Everyone narrowed their eyes at me with an expression that screamed, 'That's not it...'
"Ahem... While that is important, did I not ask for virtues? Lady Kesira, what are your thoughts?"
"Great strength...?"
'Wow... this bitch is even worse than I am...'
Everyone, myself included, looked at her with an expression that said, 'That's definitely not it...'
"I find neither answer satisfactory. Well then, shall our dear Lina have a go?"
For the record, "Lina" was the Crown Prince's pet name for Elina.
"Blech!!"
"......"
Seeing the Crown Prince so openly use a pet name and act all lovey-dovey with her genuinely made me want to vomit.
"Ah, my apologies. What's wrong with me? Am I pregnant or something?"
"What?"
"What did you say?"
"Puhahahahahaha!!!"
Only the flustered couple's shock and Kesira's hearty laughter echoed through the garden.
There was a reason I could get away with this.
In fact, this was nothing compared to the things the villainess Kalisha would do.
The Kalisha from my memories had done all sorts of despicable things to drive a wedge between those two.
Despite the commotion, Elina, as if determined not to be interrupted, steadfastly gave her answer.
"Indeed, the virtues of an empress! It is a position that must set an example in courtly etiquette, and I believe it requires a warm character, one that can show benevolence to the vassals, the maids, and the common people! A woman who harbors vulgarity and malice is, I believe, utterly unbefitting of the title of Crown Princess!"
As she finished, Elina glared pointedly at me.
It seemed she still held a considerable grudge from the duel and the first trial.
"Indeed. As expected, only our Lina is fit to be the Crown Princess! Then I shall announce my trial! Attendants! Bring forth what has been prepared!"
At the Crown Prince's command, nearby servants brought out three large flowerpots and an enormous horse.
'Wait, why is that thing so huge?'
The flowerpots were large enough for a person to fit inside, and the horse was a massive black steed.
"How can one truly evaluate the virtues of a Crown Princess? If you ask people, their answers will likely be colored by political motives. But what if we were to ask plants and animals, who care for no such things? Would that not be a truly objective test?"
It sounded plausible enough, but as far as I knew, Elina was a Spirit User.
Naturally, being close to nature, she was guaranteed to win.
'Sigh... Fine, I'll just take the week off.'
"The trial is simple. To the candidate who best raises the plant in one of these pots, I shall grant 10% of my 20% voting share. To the candidate who can tame this horse, I shall grant the other 10%."
In the final selection for the Crown Princess, the Crown Prince held a 20% share of the vote.
And he was putting all of it on the line for this trial.
First, the plants.
"Each contains the seeds of a different plant. First, as she gave such a fine answer, Lady Lina may choose first."
Even though it was blatantly rigged, Kesira and I just watched in silence with expressions that said, 'Fine, you two can have it all.'
Elina chose a pot, then Kesira chose hers, and I was left with the last one.
"But are we just supposed to grow them normally? Isn't using potions, magic, or some other power cheating?"
I asked, taking a clear shot at Elina, but the Crown Prince answered nonchalantly.
"Are there such methods? Ah, perfect. Let us say that any and all means are permitted. After all, would that not also be a display of a potential Crown Princess's abilities?"
'You cheap bastard... Only when it suits him are all means permitted.'
Next was the horse.
The massive horse was led forward.
It was entirely black, with glittering red eyes and two black horns sprouting from its head.
At the sight of its muscular body and terrifying appearance, not only Elina but even Kesira took a step back.
"Now, as for this horse..."
He explained that it was a fine steed found in the demon territories to the north.
They had initially mistaken it for a demonic beast, but it was surprisingly docile around people, so they brought it back.
The only problem was that it refused to let anyone ride it.
Since it didn't attack people and was generally obedient, they concluded it was choosing its own master. As a bonus, whoever became its master would get to keep it.
So, winning both parts of this trial meant securing a full 20% of the final vote.
From the Crown Prince's perspective, Elina was going to win anyway. Even if she couldn't tame the horse, he would just use his remaining 10% to vote for her, so this was all just an attempt to justify his foregone conclusion.
'How am I supposed to tame something no one else could...'
But why was the horse staring at me?
For some reason, its red-eyed stare reminded me of the inn guests and their constant gaze rape.