Chapter 113: Rocket Pussy Lee Do-hee
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 113: Rocket Pussy Lee Do-hee
"Phew..."
- LMAO
- My head is spinning.
- A water cannon, holy shit hahaha
- Why can I picture it? LMAO
- J U S T I C E S E R V E D
The viewers are just people who need to be enlightened, anyway.
Their teasing doesn't do much damage.
Probably...?
I take a slow, deep breath and regain my composure.
I am Lee Do-hee, the master of mental fortitude.
I'm not the type to lose my cool over something like this. It's just that, as someone said, my sexual trait got upgraded, so I was a little flustered.
Right, just flustered...
I get a grip and read the reward description again.
"Eh... for now, 'Bad Summoner' was the best option, that's true. Hmm... but still, this wouldn't be SS-rank for nothing."
Secret Water Tank.
At first glance, it seems like something the administrators gave me just to mess with me, but after calming down and reading it properly, it's not such a bad trait.
'Any liquid that touches my body? Isn't this complete immunity to water-attribute attacks?'
Of course, it's not like it's absorbed forcibly. Usually, with traits like this, as you use them, you learn to absorb what you want at will.
Anyway, the bottom line is that it automatically defends against water-attribute attacks.
Naturally, it even defends against poisons and chemical substances like hydrochloric acid.
And since it's 1000L, I'm unlikely to run out of capacity unless it's a really extreme situation.
That's not all.
Even if I get trapped underwater, I can just absorb it all and then use the propulsion from my pussy to escape.
Pussy water cannon.
It sounds like a joke, but when you think about it, the applications are endless.
Like I just said, I can swim at incredible speeds underwater, and in a crisis, I can use the propulsion to fly.
As long as I'm willing to throw away a little... no, a significant amount of my human dignity, it's actually a useful trait.
On top of that, my pussy has the additional effect from my unique trait,
<Elastic Pussy>: Your vagina and uterus will not tear or be wounded.
- which makes it practically invincible. No matter what kind of ruckus happens inside my uterus, I'll be safe.
People probably just laughed it off when they first heard the 'water rocket' joke, but those who know how durable my pussy is are already tapping at their computers, thinking, 'Huh? The applications for this are insane, aren't they?'
And while I'm still mulling it over, the results are already in.
- Wait, Do-hee, you can actually go to Mars lmao
- Whoa, look at how fast posts are going up on the fan cafe
- This bitch is really going to Mars, for real
- Is this for real?
- Wait, the joke is real?
- ????
- What's going on? Does everyone here work for NASA?
- Nowadays, you just click a button with an AI and the calculation is done in 10 seconds
Naturally, with the appearance of the Tower, the aerospace field also underwent a revolution.
The cause, of course, was the appearance of mana stones, which can be obtained on the 30th floor.
They discovered that if you grind these mana stones into a fine powder, pour a special solution over them, and freeze it, it can maintain a liquefied mana stone state at cryogenic temperatures.
The research didn't stop there.
'It's a shame we can only use it at cryogenic temperatures, though.'
- thinking this, the researchers tried various processing methods, and before long, they had created the perfect substance.
That substance was liquid mana stone at room temperature and standard pressure.
It was a revolution on par with the discovery of superconductors, but the cost of the mana stones themselves and the processing fees were so high that it was impractical for everyday use. Instead, it came to be widely used in ultra-high-precision industries like aerospace and the military.
Using this, the fuel cost for launching rockets was cut by nearly half. A small amount could produce immense power, which reduced the weight of the fuel tank. And as the weight decreased, the amount of propellant needed also naturally decreased, creating a virtuous cycle.
And what if this were equipped in Lee Do-hee's pussy?
- The AI has finished its calculation: with 200L of liquid mana stone (LMS-3), Lee Do-hee can exceed Earth's escape velocity and reach Mars.
- Gasp
- The fact that this is real is just absurd.
- 200ml of milk... oh wait, it's liters.
- Holy fuck hahaha
- For real???
- The rocket pussy was real?
Even I was surprised by this!
"Wait, why is this real?"
And I'd still have 800L of space left!
Plus, I can use my divine power to ignite the liquid mana stone they mentioned, which is perfect.
Besides, I don't need to reach escape velocity. At that speed, I'd lose my balance, crash into the ground, and kill myself.
I just need enough to make an emergency escape in a dangerous situation.
A rocket.
I can become a rocket.
Applying this, I could get behind the enemy and strike their command center, or charge over castle walls.
I could scout enemy forces like a reconnaissance plane, or attack from above like a bomber and make a clean getaway.
Even outside of combat, if I'm suddenly feeling down, I can go on a trip by myself, or fly through the sky like I'm going for a drive.
If I fill it with water, I could even do large-scale farming!
As my mind raced with happy possibilities, my mood improved.
"Wow... No, this is actually good, isn't it? Hehe..."
The corners of my mouth, which had been drooping just a moment ago, crept upwards, and my eyes crinkled into a mischievous grin.
- ?
- Holy shit, you're right;;
- What the
- You're laughing?
- This bitch getting all hyped up again is so tilting.
- It can't be...
- Justice is dead.
- Aww hahaha
- Lee Do-hee doesn't die~
- What's so good about that?
"There are tons of uses. I can fly, for crying out loud! For starters, it's like having an extra life in an emergency. You think this is bad? If anything, SS-rank isn't high enough! I can even use it as extra inventory space."
Of course, for the sake of my rat's-dick-sized shred of human dignity, I'll carry my drinking water in my inventory.
Honestly, if the exit wasn't my uterus, this would be a true SSS-rank ability. But since the exit is my uterus, I've actually benefited even more.
- Wow...
- So life really is all about one big score, huh?
- It turns out like this??
- Why the heavens!!
- But... is she really going to use it?
- Look how quiet the guys who were teasing Do-hee have gotten hahaha
- Wait, but if you use it for propulsion, won't your legs get burned off?
"I can just fly with my legs spread. If that doesn't work, I can hold them with my hands and fly. Or, I could look for a liquid that doesn't require a high-temperature combustion reaction. And honestly, I'd rather burn off my lower body than die. That alone is a win."
As long as I cast aside my shame, there's nothing I can't do.
Right, I even did it with a pig to stop my reward rank from dropping. Spreading my legs and flying through the sky is nothing compared to that.
I have no more shame to lose!
Therefore, I am invincible!!
"If you all could recommend a suitable liquid propellant for emergency escapes on the 'Growth' board of my fan cafe, I'll take a look later and carry it with me!"
- Wow... she's one hell of a bitch.
- This is how scary it is when someone is serious about the Tower, everyone.
- Uh... yeah, go for it.
- To think she considers this a win...
- She's fucking insane.
- Wait, she's really going to use the pussy rocket? Why is this real?
- You're the real deal...
- This is a girl who's serious about the Tower, damn...
- As expected, you are worthy of being my guild master!
- She's a truly crazy bitch hahaha
- Alright, you win, Lee Do-hee.
- Fake madness: Teasing her about her water cannon pussy. Real madness: Actually using it.
- Is that what they call a reward escape or something?
- I admit defeat...
"Anyway, I'll choose the Secret Water Tank!"
Tiring~
[The trait is being modified by your unique trait.]
"Oh... I guess this counts as a sexual trait, too."
[SS-rank Secret Water Tank]
A subspace is created that can store any liquid that touches your body.
Maximum capacity is 2000L.
Any orifice will work, and you can also absorb through your skin or hair.
However, the only exit is your uterus.
"Oh... the capacity doubled!"
- Good for you...
- W-wow
- A-ma-zing
- If it's 2000L, does that mean it can hold 10,000 200ml cartons of milk?
- Hahaha...
- But if this is the case, you don't have to go to the next floor, right?
Actually, there's a reason I'm continuing to spend time in the Tower.
"No. Besides, I can't provide the elixirs right now anyway. I haven't collected enough breast milk yet. I think I'll have to reschedule the date for that."
My daily breast milk production is about 5L.
But that's only if I milk myself in the morning, afternoon, and evening. If I only do it once a day, it drops to about 3L.
The amount of breast milk needed per person is 400ml.
A rough calculation shows that I need 120L to feed 300 people, and it would take over a month to produce that much, even if I milk myself every day.
Back on the 22nd floor, I milked myself every night even when skipping, so I had an abundance of breast milk, but I used it all up in the second and third rounds, and now I'm running on empty.
On top of that, on the 24th floor this time, I was fighting the Kaliph tribe all night, searching for the sow, and struggling so much that I barely had time to milk myself.
"This was a miscalculation on my part early on. I apologize for that."
- Just offer your body first.
- We don't need the breast milk...?
- I don't think that's the important part hahaha
- Hmm...
"N-no! It is i-important. For now, I'm going to go to the 19th floor to clear some weekly quests, then I'll tackle the next floor."
Of course, I don't know what will happen if my Lewd Power stat goes over 5000, but for now, my goal is to establish myself on a higher floor.
I don't know when I might be at risk of assassination, so I need to climb to a point where no one can touch me. When that time comes, I'll provide plenty of elixirs.
To be honest, I'd like to provide the elixirs first too, but this is a matter of survival, so I've postponed it a bit.
*
Meanwhile, in the basement of a rundown apartment near the Tower.
Lee Do-hee's prediction was spot on. A group of Chinese nationals who had smuggled themselves into the country to kidnap her when she came out of the Tower were watching her broadcast, waiting.
"What, she's going to the next floor again? So, when is this bitch coming out?"
"I don't know."
"Dammit, they said she'd be out in two weeks at the latest!!"
The smuggled Chinese men were crammed together in the small room.
Even for them, who rarely washed, it was noticeable. The stench of each other's bodies had passed its limit.
Showering wasn't the issue.
Eating, shitting, and cleaning up couldn't possibly be done properly in such a cramped space.
The landlord had, of course, been won over by the great guild, but complaints from the other residents were piling up, so there was no telling what might happen.
They had been waiting for nearly two weeks.
They couldn't even go outside.
They weren't idiots.
They were already being tracked by the Chinese government.
Naturally, wanted posters for them had been distributed in Korea, which was right next to China.
Korea and China might seem to have a bad relationship, but in reality, they traded with each other and cooperated in hunting down criminals.
In fact, when they'd smuggled themselves in, the coast guard, undercover police, and even the Awakener crime response team had been on standby. If it weren't for the great guild's help, they would have been caught.
And even if they did move, they had no phones and couldn't speak Korean, so there was nothing they could do. All they could do was wait, eating the food and listening to the reports given by the great guild's underling.
Of course, there was one usable computer in the living room.
At first, they'd enjoyed themselves watching Lee Do-hee's VODs, but that had reached its limit. No, in fact, it was making things harder.
They couldn't have a group jerk-off session here, and being forced to abstain while their libidos were through the roof was hell.
The smell of cum hung in the air, whether from someone's wet dream or from them secretly jerking off.
"Hoo... what was the average clear time for the 26th floor?"
"Ah, the 26th floor... they say it can be cleared in a day."
"Ooh... so it's soon, then?"
"Yes, I think we should start getting ready to leave, boss."
"Damn Koreans. They said she'd be out within two weeks, but I didn't think she'd take the full two weeks."
The leader of the smuggled Chinese unit.
Zhu Tian-gang.
He was a high-ranking Awakener who had climbed all the way to the 50th floor.
On the 50th floor, he was caught after making a contract with an evil-aligned Constellation, which was forbidden in China. He fled with the subordinates who followed him and is now wandering, looking for a country that will take him in.
"We've wasted too much time here. I won't be satisfied until I kill that damn traitor!"
Of course, a contract with a Constellation isn't something that gets broadcast, so there was no way he should have been caught. It was a betrayal by a guild unit leader he'd been close with.
"If I just have that bitch... I can make a fortune. I have to use that money to get my revenge."
Even in this dump, he endured and watched Lee Do-hee's broadcast. Naturally, Pantheon TV provided real-time translations, so he had no trouble watching.
"She's fucking hot, though..."
The other Chinese men around him all nodded as if in agreement.
*
Meanwhile, Lee Do-hee was fighting on the 26th floor.
On the repeat-clear floor, I got a cheap piece of armor this time, so I just put it on the King Pig. Turns out the pig has equipment sockets, just like me.
For reference, I used the equipment socket I got from clearing the 25th floor on a pair of gloves that can receive the effect of the Illusionary Garment.
The rest of the pigs are still waiting to resurrect due to the death penalty.
It seems to take 25 to 28 hours for most of them.
Anyway, the trial of the 26th floor was a demonic beast raid.
It's a trial where the type of monster that appears is pretty much fixed. It ends when you kill all the demonic beasts that charge at you.
And who am I? Naturally, I cleared the combat trial with ease.
"Phew, thanks to that, I think I've almost mastered the first stage of the Straight Heart One Spear technique."
Now, whenever I thrust, if I just think about strengthening my body, divine power instantly spreads throughout me and reinforces it appropriately.
I've reached a state where it's almost unconscious.
In particular, by using it continuously in real combat, I've corrected any delays or slightly off parts. It's become faster and stronger than before.
Now I can use it in various movements, like thrusting from the side, thrusting while jumping, or thrusting while running.
After finishing the desperate battle in eight hours, I opened the rewards once again.
[You have cleared the trial. The reward rank will increase due to solo play.]
The trial was a standard B-rank trial. With the solo play bonus, it becomes A-rank. But with 'Life is a Gamble' applied, it becomes S-rank!
Getting an S-rank reward for clearing a B-rank trial is a piece of cake, ain't it?
[You have acquired an A-rank reward. Please check your reward.]
"Well~~ it's that magic time again~~!"
- Ah
- Please let it be a useless onahole trait this time!
- Please
- Pleeease!!
- Please let justice be served...!
Once again, I flipped over the reward cards all at once with a clatter.
[B-rank Blood Clone]
You can summon one clone.
The clone will have 10% of the original body's stats.
[S-rank Memory Transfer]
In the case of 'possession-type' trials, you can recall the past memories of the possession target.
You can also naturally imitate their actions and expressions.
<Slayer's Handaxe>
Strength +15
Defense +10
An axe used by a slayer who committed cruel massacres. The grudges of the dead have gathered and imbued it with power.
"Kyah~ How do I always get exactly what I want?"
Memory Transfer.
In possession-type trials, you often get flustered when you're suddenly possessing someone.
Although they change your clothes for you in possession-type trials, they don't give you any information, so it's a hassle just to find your way home, and it's very awkward when a stranger acts like they know you.
- Ah...
- Congrats, Do-hee.
- Grats grats grats
- All you trolls who came to make fun of her, retreat~
- Congrats~
- Yes~ Congratulations~~
The viewers, already hit with the double whammy of the rocket pussy and Memory Transfer, sent soulless congratulations.
"It actually came out quite late, didn't it? Usually, people get this below the 20th floor, but I got it late."
- But what's good about it if the rank gets higher?
Like Inventory, Memory Transfer is a trait that has ranks.
At B-rank, the memories are a bit hazy.
At A-rank, you can recall practically all memories except for early childhood,
At S-rank, you can also imitate actions and expressions,
At SS-rank, you can obtain the target's traits,
And at SSS-rank, you get the target's skills and even the equippable gear in their equipment window.
Of course, this only applies during that specific trial.
The person's past memories naturally fade away bit by bit after the trial ends.
"The next trial happens to be a possession trial, so that's a relief. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find your own house?"
- fr
- I really don't know how people did it without that trait.
- Good thing it showed up now.
- It imitates actions? Are you going to possess a sow?
- You're going to the next floor too?
"Yes! Of course. I was planning to go to the 20th floor and put the pigs to work once they resurrected, but they're still on cooldown. Going up to the 27th floor should be perfect."
- At this rate, she's really going to reach the 30th floor.
- The 27th floor takes a long time, so it's fine.
- 27th floor = 22nd floor, they're similar so it'll take a while.
- You planning to come out after another month?
- By the time she comes back out, it'll be winter lol.
"Yes, I'll clear it as fast as I can and come out!"
Shwoong~~!
Without hesitation, she immediately started the trial.
And the Chinese men in the basement, watching this broadcast live...
"Uwaaaaaaah!! When the hell is she coming out!!!"
...were screaming as they rotted away in the foul-smelling basement.