64. Just this enemy-like bastard
64. Just this enemy-like bastard
[Title: Made a Calculator for Newbies Before Job Change]
Made this calculator while leveling an alt character, sharing it for anyone who needs it.
You know the job change conditions, right? Level 20 and clear the 20th floor.
Newbies who went over level? Don't worry, no bonus stats or anything like that after job change lol.
Cleared the 20th floor before level 20? How the fuck did you do that, you shithead?
Too bad, go level up first.
Once conditions are met, before heading to the Temple, come here.
(Link)
Plug in your skills, skill levels, stats, completed quests into the calculator...
(Warrior 72%, Mage 0%, Thief 6%, Archer 11%, Blacksmith 2%...)
And it spits out results like this.
If any hit over 10%, it shows as options, so if you want a specific job, hit the link below.
(Quests and skills to boost each job change %.)
Link with hidden job conditions sorted too, go check and decide.
Share info on undiscovered jobs in the comments, thanks in advance.
For combat jobs, pick a decent one in first class, then go hidden route.
└Info chase
└Treasure of Megall...
└I got a question. Warrior at 92% but rest under 10%, does only Warrior show?
└└Just go Warrior at that point.
└└Telling a newbie to die like that;;
└└No way;;
└└It's fine it's fine, shows top 4 even if under 10%.
└└Thanks!
└Check out the Thief DPM calculator you made last time ㅠ Throwing skill with 65% chance. 1.95 times out of 3, but it's calculating 1.9.
└└How dare a mere Thief...
└└Stop the Thief hate pls
└└Got it
[Title: Hey You Fucking Bitch! I Love You! I Like You!]
I hit level 95 for you. Forced the crown princess onto the emperor's throne for you. Became a Duke so our levels match. Made that damn pussy clench tight so you wouldn't be disgusted. Always picked the nice options and sweet-talked you. Made you a Duchess too.
(Affection 30)
All my efforts and it's just affection 30? I gave you my whole heart but you can't even give half?
Don't fucking bullshit me
Please... please raise it by even 1 affection. Let at least me reach that spot no one else can. Please...
Or... at least give me a tiny smile... please...
└(Hmm, usable enough)
└This fucker dares half-ass talk to Patron-nim?
└Tears for the affection-locked 30, upvoted...
└This post made me decide to rebel.
└└Megall who'd get crushed in 2 hours.
└Bullshitting bullshitting
└Can't we just kidnap her?
└└You think the Duchy is a pushover?
[Title: Drooling Already]
(Fancy warehouse pic)
Lmao wtf
What to grab from here?
└? Where's this?
└└Patron-nim's villa warehouse
└└??? How'd you get in?
└└(Link)
└└Thx
└└Wtf is this right? Why these conditions?
└Damn you went there;; How many hours?
└└Took 1670 hours after quest ㅇㅇ
-Chulpeok chulpeok syuaaa
I wiped down Gongnyeo-nim's limp, seaweed-like body every nook and cranny.
-Bburur...!!
Worried about Gongnyeo-nim trembling all over with a dazed face, I asked.
"Gongnyeo-nim, are you okay?"
"...Hil...da."
"...Hilda, you okay?"
Hilda let out a deep sigh and hugged me tight with grunts.
"Hoo... Hate to admit it, but I showed an unsightly side."
"Not at all."
"Keuk!"
Seeing me still with some composure, Hilda averted her gaze.
Whether from the bath steam or embarrassment, Hilda's face flushed red.
So cute...
"Next time, I won't lose."
Really cute.
'Driving me crazy... damn.'
Just as strength was about to return...
"Stop. Any more and you'll turn into an idiot. Sweet rest's over, back to routine."
-Chwaaak!
Hilda, sensing it like a ghost, stood from the bath and dried off.
"Finish up and come out."
Hilda, who'd shown only cute sides for days, switched to Gongnyeo mode in a flash.
Feeling respect for her innate solidity just then...
-Bbikgeut...
"Hueuk..."
Hilda's legs gave out, making a cute noise.
""......""
I barely held back laughter, forcibly turning my head away.
"Ahem! Pardon! Ahem!"
Hilda fled like running away.
I dried off too and sat across from Hilda on the sofa.
"The banquet's over."
"Yeah."
Hilda, frowning dissatisfied, spoke.
"Came once for warehouse visit, once for official Honorary Knight ceremony... Hmm... Once a month... no, every 2 weeks, no weekly visits mandatory."
To Hilda making excuses to meet, I said.
"Thanks, Hilda. Call me and I'll come as fast as possible."
"E-every call? Hmm! Get an access pass from the head butler on way out."
Wasn't meant that way, but didn't explain bluntly.
Changing clothes, about to leave...
"Mid-next month, start 20th floor raid. I'll inform Guild master. FYI, all 214 pass."
Truth is, without the bullshit Orc Hero, they'd all pass with flying colors.
Gongnyeo-nim too, blunt weapon or shield, unbelievable power from small body, kept up great.
Magna with top physicals and weird divine spell use, solid support. Sigh... but do priests fight like that normally?
Jenin shockingly 2nd in party kills. Mobility solved, she was a flamethrower bazooka.
Personality aside, skills solid talent.
Best comrades among newbie adventurers.
"Is the party fixed like this?"
"Any complaints? Kick 'em out immediate..."
"N-no, not that."
Hilda propped chin, deep in thought.
"Heard from Selana. Skilled in detection? But if roles burdensome, swap with other batches..."
Detection? No way...
"Do you know how I detect?"
"Hm? Oh, shoving head in ground? Impressive. What skill?"
Guessing rumors spread everywhere, I asked.
"How many know my ability, Hilda?"
Hilda smirked, catching on.
"I see, you're special indeed. Hahaha! No worries. Details only me and those in the Labyrinth then know."
"Got a request..."
Hilda stood, approached me.
"Of course, mouths sealed tight, relax. Won't pry if hard to say. But..."
Finger to chin, grinning happily.
Eyes sparkling like finding diamond mine stared at me.
"Don't bow to world's gaze. Can't tolerate future husband acting like that."
"Hilda..."
Moved gaze met hers, she lightly pushed my forehead.
"S-stop. Go before I hate sending you. Visit often..."
Yes... really, I'll do my best.
Home, Master-nim greets with happy face.
"Yee~ ho~ bee~♥"
.........
No face to meet Master-nim's eyes, but hate parting, complicated feelings.
I buried Master-nim in my chest, hugged fiercely.
-Kkook!
"Oh? Heehit!♥"
-Bbung bbung bbung bbung!
Original goal return home, but switched to loving Master-nim.
Just relay well-being to original world.
No set timeline, got lax with leisure.
Environment, situation, talent, ability... all set now.
'Get stronger.'
-Kkwaaak!
"Haa... really... hehe♥"
Hug tightened, Master-nim tickled over my pants with tail.
"Honeyyy~♥ Seems pent up lately..."
-Tteokkeum!
"Shall I help release inside? Hm?♥"
Gotta. Definitely. Full effort, three times.
Sorry and love you...
"Stop... dy... ing... too much..."
"Love you... love you..."
♥♥♥
"......"
"Always love you. Be back, honey."
"Koo..."
Closed speechless Master-nim's eyes, chugged potion.
Overdid after long time, went down smooth.
Today 31st. Monthly Mimic copy bug period.
Checked supplies, organized plan.
Today, 11th to 20th floors reset.
Loot then head 11+ better.
I can skip to 15th. Brought return portal too.
But concerns too.
This month, way higher skilled folks clear dungeon than last.
Means higher risk spotted by entrance crowds.
Master-nim minds this too.
Weapons in Subspace, stored home warehouse, space plenty.
Clock showed 11:59 suddenly.
Pulled last month's farmed 8th floor portal shard.
'Let's go.'
-Kwajijik!
"Kueeeek!!!"
Warrior's Charge on Orc Great Warrior, killed Orc Great Warrior.
Here 10th floor.
After same farming as last, about to launch embedding tree, sudden thought.
'No need struggle, just use Warrior's Charge...?'
Result big success.
No ugly flailing, body flew smooth.
Grinning at satisfying test, approached dazed orcs.
Guard orcs still out of it from sky drop me.
-Swiik! Puhwaaak!
Yeah yeah. Die quick, today till time up, head to 11th boss.
Finished orcs, rewards packed tight, Inventory full suddenly.
Me with 500 gold yesterday plus Orc Hero corpse cash.
"Sigh... money no worry anyway."
Mimic corpses total 12. Overflowing.
Pulled Mimic corpses, all used Inventory upgrades.
Plenty Inventory visual relief, invested coolly.
Kept shoving Mimics...
-Dding!
[Transmigrator title activated! Intelligence +3]
"Huh...?"
Transmigrator title activated.
......... Why?