Sera's Penis is an Adult Toy for Couples (1)
In my past life, everyone I met found it surprising, but I couldn't hold my liquor. I had a constitution that simply didn't agree with alcohol; I’d end up throwing up everything in my stomach after just a few drinks.
They say your tolerance increases the more you drink, but I’m a one-dimensional bitch—I wasn't about to clutch my aching head and force myself to build a tolerance just to get drunk.
I think it was a blessing. Looking back, that was my safety net. If a bitch as obsessed with penises as I am had also been close with alcohol, my life would have truly hit rock bottom.
Instead of hunting our sweet virgins while sober, I might have ended up completely wasted, unable to control my body, getting fucked by some trashy guy, and giving birth to a child without even knowing who the father was.
However, the current me is not weak in the face of alcohol. No matter how much I drink, I don't get drunk. Thanks to the power of the goddess, even if alcohol enters my system, it doesn't affect my body at all.
That’s why, in this corner of the wine bar, occupying a small table, I was the most sober person in the room.
When meeting as a trio with Jae-hee, Yul-a had planned to step away for about an hour, but that became unnecessary. She had already leaned against Jae-hee’s shoulder and lost consciousness, drooling all over her shoulder.
I was the one who suggested we meet as three, but it was Yul-a who suggested we go out for drinks. She said that Jae-hee, who was already honest, became even more so when drunk. She told me there was no better place than a drinking spot to get to know her.
Hmm. I love that cooperative attitude, Yul-a. There will be a good reward for you.
I could use the goddess's power to create a truth serum, but it’s a hassle to sneak it into drinks and watch for reactions. It’s better to make use of the opportunity Yul-a provided.
Besides, she’s blacked out. She won't remember anything I ask. So, I can ask even more explicit questions.
I went straight for the jugular.
"How are you two at night?"
Maybe it was because I knew Jae-hee wouldn't remember this moment. My vulgar mouth was itching to ask if Yul-a’s cunt tasted good, but I held back because there were people at the next table.
"It's annoying..."
Wow, I threw a direct pitch, and it came back as a fastball. Yul-a, you are asleep, right? Please, don't listen.
"What will you do if Yul-a leaves you because of that?"
"If leaving me is Yul-a’s happiness, then that’s what should happen."
It’s a mindset I quite like, but Yul-a would be hurt if she heard it. Though, it’s better than the "annoying" comment.
"Do you dislike Yul-a?"
"No. She treats me so well. She’s a good woman..."
"Then why at night?"
"Everything else is fine, but... I don't know why she’s so obsessed... It’s a bit excessive..."
No, this woman is unbelievable. Calling that obsessed? It’s just doing it once, just once. And you don't even feel sorry for your lover who has to go off alone and shove her fingers into her own cunt to masturbate?
But I couldn't ask if she knew about the masturbation. I didn't hear that from Jae-hee; I saw it through my divine vision.
"Do you not like sex?"
"Hmm... Yul-a is a bit fascinating. I sometimes wonder if it’s really that good."
"Do you want to feel what Yul-a feels, Jae-hee?"
"Yes... wouldn't I be able to understand Yul-a better then?"
Pass, pass—! Yul-a, congratulations. Welcome to Pellacio!
I struggled to suppress the urge to stand up and cheer. I don't deny that I’m a crazy bitch, but I don't want to make it obvious.
Jae-hee. Excellent, that mindset. I’ll let you feel it. ♡ I’ll make you both happy. ♡
But... there’s something bothering me. What is it?
While I was lost in my own confusion, a familiar voice reached my ears.
"Unnie!"
"Yeoeun?"
Yeoeun had a company dinner today. It was my intention to set the appointment for this day. Yeoeun wanted to meet Yul-a and the others too, but I knew if she tagged along, I wouldn't be able to dig out what I wanted to know.
Still, I never told her the location.
"How did you know to come here?"
"Hehe... I couldn't reach you, Unnie, so I checked the shops nearby."
Damn. I must have missed Yeoeun’s messages while I was so focused on my plan to... well, not "fuck," but rather "make happy" the two women.
Checking my phone, there were messages asking where I was, saying the company dinner was over.
"I'm sorry. I should have checked my phone."
She must have really wanted a spot like this with Yul-a and Jae-hee. Come to think of it, although she’s been meeting me more often lately because of work, Yeoeun was the one who had a crush on those two first.
Perhaps because Yeoeun called out to me so loudly, Yul-a came to her senses.
"Oh, Yeoeun?"
"Hello!"
"Huh? Yeoeun."
Jae-hee also acted like she just noticed her, as if she didn't remember Yeoeun coming in while calling my name. It really seems like she won't remember the conversation with me.
"You two seem quite drunk. I think it would be better for you to head in..."
Yeoeun must have wanted to join in, but seeing their state, she started by worrying about them.
"Shall we? It is a bit tough."
Since Yeoeun was here, Yul-a looked like she wanted to play a bit more, but Jae-hee stood up and took the initiative.
After leaving the bar and parting ways with the two, Yeoeun and I walked home.
"Yeoeun, have you ever heard of the word 'frigidity'?"
I finally realized what that confusing feeling from earlier was.
"Frigidity... is that related to testicles?"
....... Unnie is sorry.
As expected, it seems the word "frigidity" doesn't exist in this world, just like "penis" or "testicles." In other words, not feeling sexual arousal isn't treated as a special symptom.
That’s why Jae-hee could say without hesitation that Yul-a was fascinating and that she wanted to understand her.
There are probably many people like Jae-hee in this world.
This is definitely a curse. A curse cast by the Goddess of Chastity. Eleanor, you bitch...
How lonely must Yul-a have been in this cursed world? I have to solve it with my jaji. Once Jae-hee tastes the jaji, she’ll change too.
Yes, because there are no jajis in this world, everyone is ignorant of the joy of being a female.
Hmm... is that too much bullshit?
"Yeoeun, do you like having a jaji?"
"Of course. I’m going to get an erection and mate when we get home today, too. ♡"
Yep, not bullshit.
I, Lee Sera. The one who descended to teach this world of only women how good jaji sex feels.
Having decided to create an orgy harem and remembering my initial intent, which I had forgotten while distracted by mating with Yeoeun, I confirmed their move-in.
***
Three weeks later, Yul-a and Jae-hee moved in.
As expected, they didn't have much luggage. They had another house to move to eventually, and they would leave this place once the construction was finished.
With their arrival, all the rooms on the first floor were filled, leaving only three rooms on the second floor.
I left one open and locked the other two.
The open room is Yul-a’s masturbation room. ♡ It’s also a trap. A snare of pleasure, if you will?
"Wow—! I’m so happy we’re living together, you two."
Yeoeun, who was welcoming them, looked extremely tired, unlike her energetic tone. Actually, I’m the same. My waist hurts, and I’m dying.
Now that the two are here, I won't be able to go at it like before, so we really mated like crazy all day yesterday.
Still, I didn't want to welcome them with the house covered in semen and vaginal fluids like before, even though I wanted to greet them cleanly.
Yeoeun, who complained that her jaji hurt from shooting too much cum, was so adorable as she tried to get an erection one more time to shove it into my hole. ♡
Today is Monday, the day Jae-hee’s workshop is closed. So, Jae-hee’s surprised expression, knowing Yeoeun is an office worker, is understandable.
"Yeoeun. You were home."
"Hehe, I took a half-day off this morning..."
"Wow, did you use a precious half-day off just to welcome us?"
"Ah... yes... haha..."
Yeoeun gave an awkward laugh at Yul-a’s assumption. She had already been preparing for yesterday for several days, so she had taken the half-day off in advance. Anyway, she loves my female hole so much. ♡
"Is this your first time, Jae-hee?"
Yul-a had been here a few times before, and even after the drinking party for the three of us, she had visited to look around the house, but this was truly Jae-hee’s first time today.
"How is it? Jae-hee. Isn't this place nice?"
"Yeah, if Yul-a likes it, I like it."
I’m not sure if she’s saying that to please Yul-a, or if she’s just saying she’ll follow whatever Yul-a decides because she’s not interested. Well, Yul-a is smiling, so isn't that enough?
"Do you want to look around?"
"Oh, that’s okay. I’ll start by unpacking."
"Yes, your room is here."
In their room, there were already four or five boxes that had arrived yesterday.
"I should get ready for work now, too."
After Yeoeun went into her room, I went up to the second floor, opened the only unlocked door, and leaned against the doorframe.
As I was looking forward to what would happen here in the future,
"Sera."
Yul-a called me from downstairs and came up.
"I want to make some snacks for Jae-hee, is it okay to use the kitchen however I like?"
After climbing all the stairs, she showed interest in the open room.
"This room is..."
Of course. Because this is the only private space in this house without an owner.
"It’s nothing special, I just use it as a room to spend some time in the afternoon sometimes."
So, you can use it at night, you know? ♡
"Well, it’s not a space just for me, so Yul-a, if you ever need some time alone, feel free to use it anytime."
Leaving Yul-a, who was carefully looking around the room, I headed toward the stairs to go down to the first floor.
"I’ll be in the kitchen, so let me know when you use it."
"Ah, yes. Now, right now."
I headed to the kitchen with Yul-a, who seemed more flustered than usual.
Looking forward to what will happen in this room from now on.