I'll Be Your Meat Dildo
It was a Wednesday afternoon, and with Yeoeun off at work, I was surfing the web to figure out how driver’s licenses worked in this world.
The doorbell rang.
Looking through the intercom screen, I saw Yul-a standing there all by herself.
A hungry female who might just need my jaji♡
It’s not like I’m trying to steal her away from Jae-hee. If she uses the jaji I provide, she’ll be sharing it with Jae-hee anyway, right?♡
I had considered just giving Yul-a a jaji of her own, but I can’t have two of my tenants walking around with one. Wouldn’t that make it too obvious that I’m the one growing them?
So, Yeoeun, we can’t be lovers.
Lovers don’t just mate. They share the jaji. That’s the rule I, the creator of the jaji in this world, have set.
At least, while those two are in my space.
That doesn’t mean I’ve decided to definitely fuck them both with it… no, that’s not the right way to put it. I haven’t decided to make them use it.
I might accidentally ruin their relationship, after all. I want them both to be happy, sharing my jaji together.
To do that, the missing puzzle piece is Jae-hee’s heart—something I don’t know yet. I have no idea what she thinks of Yul-a.
But I can’t just go and ask Jae-hee directly. Yul-a has shown me a bit of her true colors, but I’ve barely even spoken to Jae-hee.
So, I needed to hear about Jae-hee from Yul-a’s perspective. And there was another reason for meeting Yul-a separately: to test just how desperate she really is.
Yul-a cited improving her relationship with Jae-hee as one of the reasons for moving into Pellacio. My divine authority showed that their relationship definitely needed improvement, but… well, I’m just a woman obsessed with sex, so I only focus on that. Yul-a just wanted Jae-hee to see and learn from the affectionate way Yeoeun and I interact.
Or so she says.
She told me that day was the first time they’d ever had a real conversation. But she couldn’t exactly say, “My partner is a block of wood, so I have to masturbate in the living room after failing to get her to lesbian-fuck me.”
I need to know what Yul-a truly wants, and to do that, I have to make her trust me first.
Please, sex. What Yul-a really wants is happy sex!
You’re all pent up, aren’t you? I’ve got a sex-toy right here♡
Besides, if you shove it into your cold lover’s jot-jip, she might just scream and cry, thanking you over and over for showing her such pleasure, maybe even bowing down to you in gratitude.
I’ll give you the chance.
We sat facing each other across the table, coffee between us.
“You said you wanted to show Jae-hee the affectionate way Yeoeun and I interact, right?”
“Yes. So, have you made a decision?”
“Well, you thought that if people living in the same house showed affection, it would have a positive influence on Jae-hee, right?”
“Wow… that’s exactly it! Even more accurate than what I had in my head. I was even wondering myself why I was so set on moving in.”
“Right? There are plenty of people who get along affectionately.”
“Exactly, exactly.”
“The problem is, showing that to Jae-hee is…?”
“Yes, that’s it. It’s difficult. She’s so obsessed with her sculpting work that she doesn’t meet many people. Wow… you understand my thoughts better than I do.”
Things are going well.
Yul-a seems to be a very sensory person. When people like that are right, we call it having a “good gut feeling.” But in my experience, that “gut feeling” is just the result of their brain working in the background. They can’t organize it, can’t explain it, and because they can’t explain it, they just brush it off as a “good gut feeling.”
When I organize the thoughts of people like this, they love it.
So far, my attempt to win her favor is a success.
“Actually, I haven’t made a final decision yet… but Jae-hee knows about this, right?”
“Yes. I went and talked to her the day I visited.”
“How did she react?”
“She agreed.”
Oh? The answer I wanted wasn’t the result, but her attitude.
“Wait, so you told her you’d decided on your own, and she just went along with it?”
“Yes, well… I suppose so.”
“Wow… Jae-hee must really trust you. It’s not easy to decide where to live. To decide without even visiting, just based on your word…”
I showered her with praise, and Yul-a’s expression brightened.
“Hehe, aside from her sculpting, she does whatever I suggest.”
Listening to her speak so proudly, I recalled what I’d seen with my divine authority.
Yeah, she does whatever she suggests. Because she doesn’t refuse to sleep with her.
I’ll have to wait and see, but from what I’ve heard so far, Jae-hee doesn’t seem interested in anything other than her sculpting. Including Yul-a.
I can’t just blurt that out, though.
“I envy you, Yul-a. To have a lover who listens so well.”
I buttered her up once more.
“Oh, no. It’s just that she has no interest in anything outside her own work.”
It’s scary when you keep getting lifted up like that. You start missing the ground. That’s when you suddenly get humble and your true feelings slip out, right? Even if Yul-a is different, isn’t it true that people are all the same? There’s a high chance that was her true feeling.
“I think that’s cool, too. Because she’s so sincere about her work, that’s how she can create such amazing pieces, right?”
I turned my head to look at the wall hanging in the Yoo Jae-hee workshop.
“That’s true…”
Yul-a’s voice lost its energy as she followed my gaze toward the decoration. Deep down, she knows. That she’s included in the things Jae-hee doesn’t care about.
“I… I thought you two were dating, or that you, Sera, had feelings for Yeoeun.”
Come to think of it, Yul-a had checked a few times. Whether they were getting in the way of me and Yeoeun.
“Why did you think that?”
“That thing… you bought it for Yeoeun, right?”
Her gaze was still fixed on the wall hanging.
“The first day you two came to the shop, Yeoeun’s eyes were glued to it several times.”
“I noticed that too.”
“Hehe, weren’t you just checking to see what Yeoeun was looking at?”
I thought about denying it, fearing she might say something unnecessary to Yeoeun later, but if I want to see into someone else’s heart, I need to show some of my own. I’ll ask her to keep it a secret from Yeoeun later.
“Wow… how many years have you been working the front desk? It’s not just Jae-hee who’s impressive, is it?”
“Hmm… it’s been about two years. Ever since I met Jae-hee, I’ve handled the front desk and deliveries so she could focus on her work.”
“Was Jae-hee that blunt when you first started dating? Surely she wasn’t like that in the beginning?”
Yul-a suddenly looked dejected and fell silent. Not a bad reaction for me.
“Whoa, seriously? That’s mean of Jae-hee.”
“Oh, no… that’s just the way she is…”
“Hmm… if that’s just how she is, then showing her other people’s affection might not…”
“Heh, I guess you’re right, aren’t you?”
She gave a bitter smile and conceded. Finally, I can move to the next step.
“How about we try a different approach?”
“Yes? How?”
Her eyes widened with interest.
“Hmm… if you think about it slowly, the answer might appear… how about it? Do you want to trust me just once?”
“Yes. I feel like I can trust you, Sera.”
“Hmm… you shouldn’t trust people so easily. No blaming me later, okay?”
“Hmm… then, maybe I’ll trust you a little less and just leave it to you for now?”
You don’t have enough faith.
“Oh… I’m sorry to be a buzzkill after saying all that… but I think I was just being a busybody because I wanted to help so badly. I’m worried that if I intervene in your relationship, I might just end up hurting you…”
“No!”
Her desperate voice was filled with sincerity.
“I feel like you’ll be able to find the answer, Sera.”
Mm, yes, yes. That’s the spirit.
Trust seems to be enough for now. The only thing left is to hear Jae-hee’s side of things…
“For now, I should meet Jae-hee separately before you move in.”
“Just the two of you?”
“I think it would help if I got to know Jae-hee a little…”
“Hmm… Jae-hee is a bit shy around strangers… I’ll ask her.”
“Then… let’s just have the three of us meet. You can just step out for an hour, saying you have work to do.”
“Oh, that’s a way to do it!”
Yul-a clapped her hands and smiled brightly.
I didn’t tell her, but I haven’t decided to let them move in yet. I’ll make that decision after I meet Jae-hee. I need all the puzzle pieces to be ready first.
We agreed to stay in touch, and after Yul-a left, it was almost time for Yeoeun to return.
Time to prepare to erect Yeoeun’s jaji♡
I changed into string underwear that barely covered my nipples on top and was buried in the crack of my jot-jip on the bottom, waiting by the entrance. As soon as Yeoeun opened the door and stepped inside, I approached her, knelt down, and slowly unbuttoned her skirt.
“Welcome home, Yeoeun. Now that you’re home, shouldn’t we clean your jaji first?”
“Unnie… I’ll do it…”
“No. You have no idea how exciting it is to unwrap a gift.”
As I pulled down her skirt and panties, something familiar was revealed beneath her erect jaji.
It was her balls.