Chapter 96: Wasn't Kissing Common Sense...?
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 96: Wasn't Kissing Common Sense...?
As soon as I returned to the drinking party, I saw Mom with her clothes unraveled, her pink areolas and soft-looking nipples fully exposed as she clung to Hindel.
The lesbian, carpet-munching Red Dragon, who was always looking for a chance to eat my mother up, was quietly tilting her glass as if this were nothing out of the ordinary.
"Hindel, what if our Yong-hwan says he won't marry his mommy~? Hmm? Hmm? I'm raising him so well, but what if he doesn't want to marry Mommy~?"
"...You've had too much to drink, Ame."
"I feel like Hindel's been a bit cold lately!"
Mom was throwing a drunken fit, and Hindel stoically refilled her glass.
"I am always looking at you, Ame. However, if it feels different than before, it is likely because I have realized what I was lacking. Even so, you were my salvation, and my feelings for you remain unchanged."
For a damn lizard, she was saying some pretty impressive things. It was hard to believe she was the same person who had leaned on my lap earlier, saying crazy things like, 'Papa, womb. Please pat-pat my womb...'!
"Hehehe, I feel like Hindel... has strangely become an adult lately. It makes me want to lean on you."
"Is that so... I suppose I am moving past my childhood and beginning to grow."
Seeing the Dragon Lord chatting amiably with Mom, it didn't seem like the situation was dire enough for Alicia to drag me over for help. I looked at Alicia.
"No, just a moment ago... she said she wouldn't sleep until you came back..."
"Hmm? Is my son here~? Let's kiss Mommy~? Hmm~? Give me a kiss~!"
Seeing Mom crawling toward me, I considered pushing her face away with my foot. However, the last shred of patience within me and my heart as a filial son—striving not to join the Incest Squad—worked in harmony, forcing me to just play along.
"Hehe, it's the husband I'm raising~!"
"Mom, you're too drunk. Let's go inside and sleep."
"Yeah, yeah, Mommy's very drunk. Want to kiss Mommy~?"
It was a repeat of the same thing.
"If I kiss you, you'll go to sleep, right?"
"Mm-hmm! If you give me a deep~ one, I'll go to sleep~!"
The smell of alcohol was annoying, but I had no choice since she’d just keep pestering me otherwise. Well, kissing Mom happened occasionally, so while it was a bit embarrassing, I could do it.
With the older sisters watching with interest, I had to act tough. Normally, I would have called her 'Mom' and played along gently, but I needed to leave a strong impression on everyone.
Even if the target was my own mother.
"Stick out your tongue, Ame Cal Degrain."
"Yes~!"
Even though I called her by her full name, she seemed so intoxicated that she happily stuck out her tongue. I grabbed her chin and tilted it up.
Matching her tongue extended into the air, I stuck mine out and lightly licked upward. Her tongue coiled around mine like a snake and pushed its way into my mouth.
I understood that a mother and son kissing was considered normal in this world, but she was being far too aggressive. The faint smell of alcohol was slightly unpleasant, but when I pulled her head closer, Ame leaned in and pressed her lips against mine.
I pushed my saliva into her mouth as our tongues intertwined softly. I slowly stroked the back of Ame's neck as she swallowed greedily, as if she couldn't get enough. Her platinum-blonde hair, caught in my fingers, felt pleasant against the nape of her neck.
"Schlurp... Mmm... Mmm..."
Feeling a sensation as if she were sucking the inside of my mouth, I pulled my lips away. A thick string of saliva stretched from our retreating tongues before snapping and landing on Mom's chest.
"Hehe, we kissed~!"
"You're going to sleep now, right, Mom?"
"Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! I'm going to go night-night!"
She was a massive pain, but since she was a hardworking police officer and a sincere mother, I had to be understanding. Unlike Mom, who was overjoyed, the reaction from those around us was strange. They were all covering their mouths as if they had seen something bizarre.
"...?"
"M-My god..."
Morian was staring at me with wide, horrified eyes.
"...Do you two... usually kiss like that? Son?"
"Yeah, it's 'common sense,' isn't it? Hindel."
The Dragon Lord's eyes twitched.
"No, common sense... where on earth is that common sense...?"
Alicia looked at me with a deep frown.
The atmosphere was weird.
"Mom told me it's common sense for a mother and son to kiss?"
"...That crazy bitch."
Tiria pressed her fingers against her temples as if she had a massive headache.
"It's not 'common sense'?"
Mom definitely said it was common sense, but judging by everyone's reaction, it seemed like it wasn't.
"Of course it's not!"
Morian shrieked.
"But she said things like that happened all the time in the past..."
"That's because she was raising you to eat you— Mmph!!!"
Alicia covered Morian's mouth.
"I never did anything like that. Don't lump me in with her, and don't tell the kid weird stories."
"Ugh... Is she 'really' planning on doing that?"
Morian pointed at Mom, who had gone limp and fallen asleep, breathing softly. Since the atmosphere was awkward, I had to smooth things over.
"What are you all talking about~? Should I give you a kiss like I did for Mom~?"
"R-Really?! No, ahem, ahem...!"
Alicia approached with a face that looked like she'd hit the jackpot, but she took a step back when everyone glared at her. Anyway, it felt like I'd been scammed by Mom.
It seemed like that crazy incest-obsessed woman had injected me with some very strange 'common sense.' Well, it wasn't like I felt betrayed or anything since I enjoyed it too.
"...Legally... there isn't actually a problem."
Tiria let out a long sigh and poked Mom's breast. I had no idea what kind of laws this crazy world had for things to work this way.
"Ah, my head hurts. I'll take Ame inside. You guys explain things to the brat properly. Got it?"
The Angel was trying to make a cowardly escape. Everyone else looked like they had no idea how to explain it. That Angel sister certainly had quick wits.
After Tiria disappeared with Mom on her back, a brief silence hung in the air.
"Y-Yong-hwan. By any chance... do you do anything... strange with your mom?"
"What do you mean by strange?"
Morian asked me with a terrified face, and in moments like this, I wanted to tease her. However, if I messed up, my mom's social life might be ruined, so I had to speak carefully.
So far, our progress was only at the kissing stage. Well, it was embarrassing at first, but after doing it so often, I didn't feel much of anything anymore.
"No, I mean... that... well..."
"Like what I did with Alicia Noona, putting it in and rubbing it?"
"Ugh... T-That..."
Morian answered in a voice as small as a mouse's tail.
"No! That was my first time, and it felt amazing! I want to do it with Morian Noona too!"
"W-With me?! I, I, of course... No! T-Then, what about other things? What do you do when you're alone with Mom?"
"Alone with Mom? We just touch breasts or eat dinner?"
"Your mom does!?"
"I do!"
Morian let out a sigh of relief.
"I smack her butt sometimes too! I hit her whenever she's being stubborn! Just like I do to you guys!"
Yuseoha, the pink-headed girl who was eavesdropping nearby, swallowed hard.
"I-I see... S-So... there's nothing else besides kissing, right?"
The atmosphere was quite good. Come to think of it, Morian was the one taking me to sleep today.
"Yeah! Mom doesn't produce breast milk! So whenever I want milk, I ask Aunt Camel for it!"
"...Camel?"
"Yeah!"
Morian looked at Yuseoha and Alicia next to her.
"She says no at first, but if I keep begging, she lets me have some! And when I keep drinking and drinking, Aunt Camel starts crying."
"Did you say Camel... cries?"
Hindel asked back as if she couldn't believe it.
"Yeah, how did she cry again...? 'Stooop, I-I was wrong... I'm sorryyy. S-Stooop!' Was it something like that? I think she cried like that. Even though she said that, the milk was so delicious..."
"Even though she said that?"
Morian asked with parched lips.
"I kept drinking. I can just apologize later! When I drink like that, Aunt Camel wails and covers her face with her hands while her whole body twitches and shakes. She even peed herself last time!"
"W-Wow..."
Alicia let out a sound of admiration. I thought Camel's reputation might be ruined, but to these perverted sisters who were already enjoying the sumata I gave them at the hot spring the day before, it seemed they were just envious. So, I continued the story easily.
"Yeah, she was crying about going somewhere, but she looked so cute that I kept squeezing her breasts even though I was full. Then she grabbed her head and started lifting and lowering her hips like she was exercising, and she let out some really thick pee!"
Gulp. Every sister present swallowed hard.
"W-Was it like that yesterday too?"
Morian asked with a trembling voice.
"Yeah, Aunt Camel's crotch seemed itchy because she was scratching it a lot, so I scratched it for her. She made such a funny sound when she cried that I just laughed."
"S-She cried?"
"Yeah! Was it 'Ngh-ot!?' It was really cute!"
Based on my analysis, providing this level of information was appropriate for these trashy sisters who were nothing but masochistic perverts. If they heard Camel had been 'done in,' they would surely look forward to having the same thing done to them.
I wouldn't have been able to say this if Tiria were here, but looking at the ones who remained...
'Womb Pat-pat Sugar Daddy Dating Addict Dragon' Hindel Dun Vurdia.
'Masochistic Pervert Vampire' Alicia de la Vega.
'Snow Woman who acts normal but is clearly an exhibitionist pervert who masturbates a lot' Morian Siador.
'Cowardly Incest Squad member and perverted mermaid who soaks her panties every time she gets kicked in the butt' Yuseoha.
With a lineup like this, even if I dropped my pants right now, got hard, and shouted "First four people only!", these perverted pieces of trash would probably fight to the death to be the first to have a taste.
I definitely wasn't leaking this info just to screw over the King Milk Cow who ran away.
Really.