Chapter 92: As a Reward, I’ll Let You Bark on the Beach!
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 92: As a Reward, I’ll Let You Bark on the Beach!
“Men and women are equal on Earth?”
“Shh!”
Yuseoha-ssi quickly covered my mouth. Her movements were far too swift for someone I usually considered a limp, stupid-pushover-meat-toilet kind of big sister.
“...You know that men don’t have talent, right?” Yuseoha-ssi asked, her hand still firmly over my mouth. I nodded.
“They say that over there, men have even less talent than the men here. Some say the Goddess’s blessing was so merciful it even reached the men, but…”
That wasn’t the important part right now. Yuseoha-ssi began to speak fluently. It was honestly malicious of her to stay silent in front of others, claiming it was because of her ‘Charm’ or whatever, when she could actually speak this well.
“In the past, there were many people looking for men, so they used to receive ‘male tributes’ from the colonies. Nowadays, with the advancement of artificial insemination technology, that’s become less common…”
‘Male tributes.’ It was just a reversal of the word ‘female tributes,’ but the nuance felt incredibly awkward.
“If people here hate men for being incompetent, how did they accept the incompetent men from Earth?”
“...They said...”
Yuseoha-ssi struggled to say something. I couldn't hear her at all.
“What was that?”
“They said… they’re big….”
Yuseoha-ssi spoke with her face turning a deep shade of crimson.
“What’s big?”
“T-That… their genitals are big….”
It was certainly a conversation to be embarrassed about. Even I was momentarily speechless.
“Then there must still be a lot of demand, right?”
The Mermaid Princess shook her head.
“Well… as the Gates were completed… the size of the men there… supposedly became closer to the average here.”
This sister, who usually spent her time wearing a leash and crawling around my house or yard, was now speaking with tears welling in her eyes as if this was the most embarrassing thing in the world.
I needed to hear more details, but there was one thing I had to ask.
“Then, compared to them, how big is my dick—the one Camel Noona calls an SSS-Rank Male’s?”
“E-Even now, it’s… probably on the very large side?”
Yuseoha-ssi avoided my eyes. It was obvious she was lying.
“Tell me the truth, Mom. Before you get punished.”
“Ugh… T-That… it’s really big.”
Yuseoha-ssi shrank back, timidly pressing her index fingers together. Thinking back to my past life, it was indeed an absurd size for this age.
That was good to know. Now that my curiosity was satisfied, it was time to extract more information about Earth.
“So, has the Goddess only blessed women in this world from the very beginning?”
“Huh…? No, it wasn’t always like that.”
Yuseoha-ssi began to speak slowly, her voice trailing off as if she were pulling up ancient memories.
It was a cliché myth: a world slowly freezing toward its end, the Goddess descending to provide warmth to a dying world, and bestowing a blessing upon women to give them the power to nurture the world.
It was the same boring story I remembered hearing back at the Basic Education Institute.
“Is that actually true, and not just a myth?”
“Well… it’s such an old story that I’m not sure. But there are ruins. They discovered that at a certain point, the freezing planet suddenly began to warm up. The… the people from the colonies said it was the fate of a planet pushed out of the Goldilocks Zone…. But I don’t know much about that side of things.”
The Goldilocks Zone. I felt like I’d heard that somewhere before. It was from a rote-memorization subject masquerading as science. In my past life. I also seemed to recall hearing ‘Goldilocks’ in economics, but the memory was hazy.
Regardless, I could understand that the very existence of this planet was abnormal.
“So that means men and women were equal until the Goddess arrived?”
“Shh…! D-Don’t say things like that, people will get angry. Just talking about it will make everyone treat you like a crazy person.”
Yuseoha-ssi covered my mouth again. I could tell that this sister, who usually lacked any sense of tact, was being honest with me and telling me everything she knew.
I also realized that the information I was hearing was high-quality stuff you couldn't get from just anyone.
That damn—no, that bitch of a Goddess had funneled all the mana and other talents toward women, which resulted in this Gender-Reversed World.
Since it wasn't a Gender-Reversed World from the start, but one that had been steered to develop that way, I was relieved that I didn't have to think of that dragon whelp as a ‘gay bastard targeting married men’ through some reality-warping lens.
I could easily overlook a ‘lesbian bitch targeting married women.’
Since they had the talent, they would have naturally formed a vested interest group, and the current situation was a thick wall built by those who wanted to maintain that status quo.
Of course, as someone who belonged to that privileged class, I had no intention of breaking or smashing that wall. I only planned to meet good women and live a very happy life.
I didn't need a filter to see them as men while I was a woman. The fact that I could see things as they were—me as a man and them as women—was both a relief and strangely bitter.
“T-That’s everything… P-Please keep it a secret from everyone else? I-If you tell, you’re my son, okay…?”
Yuseoha-ssi scanned the surroundings as if worried someone might hear us, even though we were underwater. I thought it might be fine to become her son and join the Cowardly Incest Squad, but for now, I just nodded.
Yuseoha-ssi seemed to regret telling me, covering her face with both hands and groaning in self-reproach for a long time, but for me, it was a favor I was grateful for.
“Let’s go back to the surface now. I’m hungry! I’ll keep it a secret from Mom, Hindel, and everyone else! It’s a secret just between Seoha-mom and me!”
“Mhm…!”
Whether she liked the idea of a secret between just the two of us or not, Yuseoha-ssi quickly snapped out of her self-pity and began swimming back toward the surface with me.
By the time we reached Alicia’s private beach, the sun was starting to dip. Lunchtime had long since passed, so I quickly devoured a few snacks Yuseoha-ssi had brought along to stave off my hunger.
Once I had regained some of my senses, Yuseoha-ssi held out a leash to me.
“????”
“Since no one else is here…”
Yuseoha-ssi put the collar on herself and then handed the end of the leash to me.
“Let’s… go for a walk.”
This perverted Mermaid Princess sister was starting to ask for crazy things. Of course, I was well-acquainted with this kind of behavior, so it wasn't particularly difficult, but doing this kind of play in a place where anyone could show up… The mermaid sister’s sheer perversion made me feel my member hardening.
“Mom or the others might come….”
“I checked the schedule… No one is coming here. Even if they do… we’ll just say it’s a penalty game. Let’s do that.”
It was a clumsy plan that was bound to cause trouble, but since Yuseoha-ssi was willing to take the fall, I didn't really care if we got caught.
In the case of the pervert sisters—excluding my mom—if they saw me walking my pet (Yuseoha-ssi) on a leash, they’d probably just beg me to let them join in and offer up their wombs for a massage just to become my new pets!
“...Mom, why are your standards so high?”
Yuseoha-ssi’s eyes sparkled as she immediately dropped to the ground. She pressed herself flat against the sand, seemingly unconcerned about the white grains sticking to her cheeks.
“I-I’m sorry…..”
I just resented my mom for leaving me alone with a pervert like this. It was all Ame Cal Degrain’s fault that I was becoming a pervert myself.
Tempting me with her lewd body and constantly begging for kisses—it was all utterly contemptible. The pent-up frustration I felt toward my mom began to flow into my lower body as I prepared to take it out on Yuseoha-ssi.
“We’re on a walk, so move properly, Mom!”
First, I kicked Yuseoha-ssi in the butt.
Thwack!
“Heeek?! I-I’m sorry…! I’ll crawl properly…!”
Yuseoha-ssi began to crawl slowly on all fours, her hips swaying. I didn't really want to indulge this, but as someone living in the service industry, I couldn't afford to be picky with my clients, so I had no choice but to play along.
“You’re too slow! You stupid bitch! You gave birth to an SSS-Rank Male, but everything else about you is garbage-tier! Mom!”
“Waaaaah! I-I’m sorry! I’m sorry for being such an arrogant mother!”
It was absolutely, definitely not because I enjoyed being able to say the things I wanted to say to my mom through Yuseoha-ssi.
“Tempting your own son with that lewd body, you useless bitch! Keep your back straight! Why are you slowing down?!”
“I-I’m sorry…! I’ll keep my back straight!”
The Pink Head pushed her butt out even further, inviting me to spank her. I couldn't hold back.
“What’s with this ass?! Are you trying to tempt me?!”
Slap!
“Hyah! I-I’m sorry for tempting you…! I’m sorry for being such a stupid, moronic, idiotic mother who tempts her own son…!”
Yuseoha-ssi cried out in pleasure.
The walk continued for about ten minutes, but fortunately, no one else came to the beach.