Chapter 89: Everyone, Get Ready to Dive!
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 89: Everyone, Get Ready to Dive!
The moment I opened my eyes in the morning, I checked my body. I was 100% certain I’d been violated in my sleep, but my clothes were neatly done up, and there were no strange marks, lingering sensations, or discomfort.
“Camel Noona?”
Moreover, the room was empty.
“Hey, you garbage-tier milk cow~?”
There really was no one there.
I looked around, wondering what was going on, but then I realized there were no breasts to serve as my morning wake-up call. I promptly pulled the covers back over my head and went back to sleep.
***
Just as I was drifting off into a pleasant lethargy, someone started poking me.
“Morning.”
It was a familiar voice. When I peeked out from under the blanket, I saw Yuseoha—the total pervert, coward, and member of the incest squad who was dying to be trained by her ‘son’—looking down at me with a slightly sleepy face while crouching.
“I want to sleep more.”
I pulled the blanket back over my head. If no breasts were offered to wake me up, I had no choice but to keep sleeping. Even if someone on the level of Camel or Mom was too much to ask for, at least someone like Alicia and her little ‘potatoes’ should have shown up.
“You have to eat breakfast.”
“No, I’m gonna starve.”
As Yuseoha continued to pester me, I rolled over, wrapping myself into a blanket burrito.
“You have to eat to grow big and become a cool man.”
A breastless pervert was actually daring to give me orders. I poked my head out. Yuseoha was smiling, her eyes sparkling as if she were thoroughly enjoying the situation of waking up her ‘son.’
“Don’t give me orders just because you’re the ‘Mom.’ Know your place.”
“...!”
The perverted pink whore’s eyes sparkled even more.
“Please get up… my son….”
Her crazy, perverted response snapped me out of my daze a bit. I’d spat those words out in a fit of pique, but it seemed I’d just given this pervert exactly what she wanted.
“Well, since you dared to wake me up despite being just the ‘Mom,’ you need to be punished, right?”
“Ye-yes! P-please, give me my punishment.”
Yuseoha suddenly dropped to all fours and thrust her butt toward me. She was in her hot spring outfit, but her hips still radiated a powerful feminine charm.
—Smack!
“Hyang!”
“Next time, wake me up politely. Got it, Mom?”
“Ye-yes!”
Thanks to Yuseoha, I was definitely wide awake now. I learned today that besides fondling breasts, slapping a butt is also an effective way to chase away sleepiness.
As I entered the dining area piggyback on Yuseoha, I noticed one seat was empty compared to yesterday.
“Where’s Camel Noona?”
“She said she had urgent business and left. I wonder what happened.”
Mom looked at the empty seat with a worried expression.
“I saw her when I went out to get some water for dehydration at dawn. Her face was bright red as she left, but it didn’t look like she was running away from something. She even had her socks on inside out. That Camel, of all people!”
Alicia burst into laughter as if she’d seen something hilarious. I could see dark circles under her pale, white skin.
“Her clothes weren’t even put on properly, so I had to call her over and fix them for her. She looked half out of her mind…. What happened? Did something happen at her house?”
“I haven’t heard anything in particular.”
Morian, who also had dark circles, nudged Hindel, and the dragon-head, looking a bit tired herself, shook her head.
By now, I was starting to grasp the situation. That milk cow—who had no family issues or urgent business—must have been so humiliated and embarrassed after being played with so thoroughly by a ‘Superior Male’ that she’d squirted and even pissed herself during the training.
In short, she’d bolted.
It was a shame; I’d been planning to break that cow noona’s hymen during this summer trip. As I picked at my food, Mom began expertly deboning a fish and placing the meat on my plate.
I could forgive her a little for how she’d been shaking my heart lately with those erotic tits and ass, as if she were determined to turn me into an incest squad member.
Maybe it was because of the pseudo-incest roleplay with Yuseoha, but lately, every time I looked at Ame Cal Degrain, I felt like I was on the verge of becoming a disloyal son, so I had to be careful.
“Son~ do you want to go swimming with Mom today~?”
Mom was trying to pull a fast one, claiming she’d teach me how to swim. Yuseoha’s pink eyes went wide with surprise as she looked back and forth between Mom and me.
“I decided to go see the inside of the ocean with Seoha Noona! She said we can breathe underwater with magic!”
Yuseoha, the pink cyber-whore, let out a long sigh of relief.
“M-Mom wants to go too! Let Mom join!”
“Mom, you play with Grasha! Grasha said she’s scared of the ocean and won’t go in!”
“Heeing….”
I wanted to punish her for acting like that when she was a mother of three, but I had to hold back. Since it was ‘common sense’ for a mother and son to kiss, I had to draw the line everywhere else, except for the occasional kiss.
It’s not common sense? That’s what my mom told me, though?
Anyway.
The other sisters, whatever the hell they’d been up to all night, went back to their rooms saying they needed more sleep, their eyes heavy with dark circles.
Thanks to that, the cyber-pink whore was grinning ear to ear, clearly thrilled about our private date.
Ah, the reason I call her a cyber-whore is because I found out recently that she does various broadcasts online without showing her face.
When I first heard she used an avatar uglier than her real face to broadcast to another world, I thought it was just some crazy concept, but after hearing about the colonies, I realized yesterday that it wasn’t a delusion—it was reality!
Anyway, she was wearing a skin-tight diving suit that was supposedly enchanted with high-level magic for diving, but Yuseoha wasn’t satisfied.
“This is a safety device just in case, so you have to wear it.”
Once we were alone on the beach, Yuseoha buckled a belt around me, calling it safety gear. I thought it was a bit loose, but it suddenly adjusted itself to fit my body perfectly. Magic really was the best.
The skin-tight diving suit also adjusted to fit perfectly; truly, magic was great, and science was inferior.
“And this is a precaution just-in-case-of-a-just-in-case.”
Yuseoha pulled a necklace out of subspace and hung it around my neck. It was made of something like scales and glowed beautifully in rainbow colors.
“And this is for the just-in-case-of-a-just-in-case-of-a-just-in-case….”
It seemed.
“And this.”
Yuseoha.
“And.”
Was very.
“The.”
Concerned about my safety.
By the time she was done, I was wearing what could be called a full set—specifically, sixteen different safety devices, or perhaps a diving set. Only then could we actually start talking again.
“You mustn’t touch the spirits in the ocean. The children in the sea get angry easily.”
“It’s not my fault, it’s the Ice Essence’s fault, right?”
“Even so. It’ll be hard if the spirits come to hate you.”
I wanted to get along with the spirits too, but the problem was that Morian had fed me that Ice Essence as a ‘bottom-tier investment.’
Of course, even if it was my ‘bottom-tier,’ using a legendary elixir like the Ice Essence only managed to make Morian my doormat, but she seemed to believe I’d eventually become a matrilocal son-in-law for her family.
“Got it. What should I do about the ones that approach me?”
“I’ll block them. So you mustn’t touch them.”
“Okay!”
I wanted to earn a title like ‘Water Spiritist Jeong Yong-hwan,’ but this damn Ice Essence didn’t seem to help at all even after eating it.
There was no metamorphosis, no purifying of my energy, no strengthening of my mana, no boost in talent, and no sharpening of my five senses. It was clearly all a bunch of lies.
“Then can I touch these kids?”
“Which…? Ah…!”
I’d only dipped my legs in up to my thighs, but fish-like things were already swarming around me, only to turn into blocks of ice and get swept away by the waves.
“...That’s strange. Usually, water spirits avoid those who have consumed Ice Essence.”
“Maybe I have incredible talent? Like, affinity with water spirits!”
“You don’t.”
Yuseoha disparaged my talent once again.
This pink whore in her black bikini needed a punishment for her insolence.
—Smack!
“Hic!?”
Yuseoha, having been slapped on the butt, jumped in surprise.
“You’re getting cocky for a ‘Mom.’ I have no talent?”
“Th-that’s… th-that…. As a m-male… I think you have the b-best talent.”
It seemed this stupid pink-headed Mom had more wits than she looked. Even if I lacked talent as a spiritist, I could forgive her if she acknowledged my talent as a male.
“Fine, I’ll forgive you, Seoha Mom. When it’s just the two of us, you get hit if you’re insolent. Got it?”
“Yes!”
Yuseoha answered very happily. I didn’t know if I was going crazy because I got mixed up with a madwoman, or if I was the one making her crazy, but having one pink whore mermaid noona to play with seemed alright.
“Hold my hand… we’re going to go in slowly. Tell me if you’re scared, I’ll stop midway.”
“Okay!”
When I answered brightly, Yuseoha pouted her lips slightly as if she were disappointed. It couldn’t be helped. Since she was offering to take me on an exploration and trip to the deep sea, I, as a member of the service industry, had to provide the proper compensation.
“What I’m scared of is a useless bitch like you leaving me behind in the ocean. You stupid pink-head. Act like a Mom if you’re a Mom!”
Yuseoha’s eyes went wide.
“Aren’t you going to answer?”
“Yes! I-I will serve you properly!”
Yuseoha answered with a bright smile.