Chapter 71: The Way I’m Being Treated—Cute, Kind, Pretty, and Erotic Me—Is Just Plain Weird!
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 71: The Way I’m Being Treated—Cute, Kind, Pretty, and Erotic Me—Is Just Plain Weird!
Morian seemed to work even more energetically than my mom. As she spent about an hour passionately explaining her company work and her future plans, I listened while sipping on a drink loaded with all sorts of things that qualified it as a dessert.
“Talking to you, Yong-hwan, feels like talking to a business partner I'm perfectly in sync with.”
“I enjoy talking to you too, Morian Noona.”
Morian smiled brightly. When she talked about work, she didn't give off the vibe of a loose, perverted exhibitionist who’d put out easily, so the gap moe was considerable.
“Right, then. What should we do for fun now?”
This person was hopeless at dating. Calling a man over just to talk shop? It seemed she had no intention of actually romancing me.
Naturally, she should have scouted all the date spots, set the schedule, and handled all the payments herself. Seeing as she’d failed at two of those, she was still a long way from becoming a true simp.
Since I had no money, no power, and nothing going for me but my good looks, I had to be the patient one. I had to manage her well so she’d give me some pocket money, look after my convenience, and grant my favors.
The problem was, my only experience playing with the ladies in this neighborhood involved being treated like a pet or playing house.
“Is there anything you want to do, Morian Noona? I'm happiest when you're having fun~!”
At times like this, it was best to take a step back, wiggle my erotic little butt, and build up some affection points with the Snow Woman.
“I want to do whatever my Yong-hwan wants to do. Should we go to the pool? You were in the water for a long time earlier.”
This person couldn't take a hint even when I practically handed it to her. Unlike the other perverted sisters who were constantly trying to get physical, she was so lacking that I felt like I had to be the one to look after her.
“Let’s play house!”
“Play house…? Oh, that. Sure!”
Her purple eyes sparkled with a gaze that was spotlessly clear.
“The food is delicious today. Did you make it yourself?”
“Yes, I made it myself while thinking of you, Morian.”
The house play began.
“Ah, today was really exhausting. How was your day?”
“I spent it thinking about how hard you must be working, Morian.”
We played house.
“Here, say ahh~! I’ll feed you.”
“Th-thank you… Morian.”
We played…
“There, there. Time for night-night~!”
“Yes, goodnight~!”
…house.
“Ah, I slept well. Good morning.”
“Yes… good morning.”
House…
“I’m off to work. Please look after the kids again today.”
“Yes, I’ll take good care of them.”
…play.
“Ah, today was so tough. I’m so glad you’re here, honey.”
“You worked hard. What should we do for dinner?”
“I already ate. Should we just lie down for a bit today?”
That’s how we played, but…
“Hehehe….”
Morian was grinning like an idiot, clearly loving it.
“Wait a second.”
“Hmm? Is it not fun? Should we play something else?”
I had a lot to say about our house play, which had somehow covered six nights in the span of thirty minutes.
I was bewildered. Where was the ‘adult’ house play I had envisioned? Why were we playing exactly like actual little kids?
It was time to re-examine the ‘Playing House’ series stored in my head.
Case 1. Hindel Dun Vurdia (Mafia)
‘Papang, today was so hard…. Tell me I’m a good girl! Pat my chest!’
Case 2. Camel Sirian (Foundation Chairwoman)
‘B-breast milk… please drink it. Th-there… eek… if you b-bite there… ugh…!’
Case 3. Alicia de la Vega (Movie Star)
‘N-no… don’t press there…. Brat… ngh… ugh…. S-stop….’
Case 4. Yuseoha (Freelancer)
‘M-mommy was w-wrong…. Please…. Spare me the naked walk….’
No matter how I thought about it, putting Morian in this series felt wrong.
“It’s playing house, but don’t you have a role you want to play, Morian Noona? Being a married couple is boring! Do whatever you want!”
“But I like being a couple….”
Morian cautiously watched my reaction. Right, she just needed to vent those filthy, disgusting desires of hers onto me.
She just needed to let me catch a bunch of her weaknesses, get trained by me, forgive me even if I cheated, give me tons of pocket money, and use me as her leech husband.
I clung to Morian’s back as she sat modestly on her knees and softly squeezed her breasts.
“Is there really nothing you want to do? You can do anything right now. It’s just a ‘game,’ right?”
“Anything…?”
I seemed to have piqued Morian’s interest. Now things were getting interesting.
“The thing is… I’ve always wanted a younger brother….”
A younger brother incest play? What a total pervert’s taste. Excellent. No, wait, not that. It was so disgusting I felt like puking. But if I didn't play along well, something would surely go wrong.
“Yeah, I’ll be your younger brother. Noona?”
“Hehe, really? You’ll be my cute little brother~?”
Morian turned around, pulled me into a tight hug, and started rocking me back and forth. I smirked, anticipating the horrific things that would follow, but…
“Come on, say ‘Noona’~! Just once!”
“Noona~!”
It seemed the play had begun in earnest.
“Is there nothing else? Anything you want to do!”
“Let’s go to an amusement park and find some delicious restaurants. Oh, I want to go to the library too.”
“....?”
Something was very, very wrong.
“I also want to go to a crowded swimming pool and play together while showing off my Yong-hwan.”
No.
“And something I’ve wanted to do if I ever had a younger brother…. I wanted to try tucking him in.”
Seriously.
“And what else should we do? Hehe, I thought of these things when I was little, so I don’t remember them well. Do you like horror movies?”
“I’m too young to watch stuff like that!”
“Ah…! Th-that’s true!”
This person’s dreams were too modest. I was terrified by how pure-hearted she was, especially since she’d asked me to marry her the moment she saw me.
“Is that it?”
“Hmm? Is it boring? Should we play something else?”
Looking at the Snow Woman smiling so innocently, I felt like something inside me was about to be corrupted.
“There’s more you want to do with a younger brother! I’ll do it for you!”
Usually, I wasn't the type to suggest things first, but looking at this Snow Woman whose head was a literal flower garden, I felt so frustrated that I had to take the lead.
“Not really…? You’re just cute, as a younger brother.”
“Then I’ll be Papa! Morian, you be the daughter!”
“Shall we~?”
I had Morian rest her head on my lap and stroked her hair.
“Our Morian is the best. You’re a good girl. A very good girl. Papa’s going to give you lots of praise~!”
“Yes, yes, thank you. Papa!”
“N-next role! I’ll be the son!”
This wasn't working.
“Son~ what should Mommy and you do for fun?”
“A walk! A walk!”
“Oh my, what is this necklace? Is the setting that we have a pet? This isn't something a person wears. That’s a no-no.”
I tried to put it on her neck to lead her around, but Morian began to defend her human dignity.
“Morian, don’t you have milk? Let’s play dairy cow!”
“I don’t. Playing dairy cow… that’s a bad game you shouldn't play. No.”
That didn't work either. I was in trouble.
“Morian is a masochist pervert! A female!”
“...Who taught you those words?”
Morian’s eyes flickered, and her expression hardened. Things had gone south.
“I saw it on TV!”
“....Those are bad words. You shouldn't use them. Understand?”
“Yeees….”
This woman was not easy.
“Now then, what should you and Noona do for fun~?”
“Is there nothing you’d want to do if you had a younger brother? I’ll do it! Because Morian Noona is always working hard and is such a cool person! It’s a reward!”
“Hehe, then shall we do it properly?”
Yes, this was it. I was ready to accept the astral sexual desires of a lewd, exhibitionist pervert. Morian took my hand and led me outside.
She was wearing a slingshot bikini that left her areolas peeking out, yet she seemed poised to commit some act outdoors without a shred of shame.
I knew it would come to this.
“Here, try this on!”
“Huh…? Oh, okay!”
I knew it….
“Wow, as expected, overalls really suit you. Then wear this too!”
I thought I knew, but….
“How long do I have to keep changing…?”
“Oh, are you tired? Then shall we go do something else?”
As the cycle of purely changing clothes and her buying them for me repeated, I couldn't help but be the one who was bewildered.
What was with this person? How could a friend of my mom be this normal?
It was disgusting how she pretended to be normal despite being an exhibitionist pervert. I had to corrupt this wicked female, but I had no way to do it.
I was powerless; there was nothing I could do.
“What else is there…?”
“I’ll teach you how to ride an air board in the wind tunnel!”
“Ah, yes….”
I learned how to ride an air board.
“Don’t bend your wrists! Think of it as pushing away slowly!”
I learned tennis too.
“The next movement is important! Don’t just think about hitting it! You have to consider the bounce and push through the movement to use less energy!”
I learned squash too.
“Just a slight push below the ankle… you’re doing great! Our Yong-hwan is the best!”
I wanted to say I was a kid playing soccer with a rubber ball, but I even learned a bit of soccer with a real ball.
“I heard you’re learning violin from Seoha? Shall we try a duet~?”
We played a violin duet.
“Let’s show those aunties over there how much fun you and I are having~?”
We even did some showing off.
“Ah, that was fun! Wasn't it?”
“Yeah!!!!”
The day ended without a single incident. It was fun, sure, but the lack of naughty pranks, secret relationships, or filthy sexual desires that couldn't be told to others made it boring as hell.
“There, there, Yong-hwan. Noona will tuck you in. Lullaby, lullaby~!”
“I’m not sleeping! I’m not!”
Morian’s cool hand stroked my head.
“Not… sleeping… not… sle….”
My plan to fondle her breasts or help grease her hole while pretending to talk in my sleep was…!!!!
“Good boy~ such a good boy~ Lullaby, lullaby~”
“Not….”
My plan…!
“Lullaby… lullaby….”
“....”
My plan.