Chapter 36: Defeated by a single Dogeza? You're such a total loser~
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 36: Defeated by a single Dogeza? You're such a total loser~
“He’s the son I raised, so even if it’s you, Camel, I can’t allow it.”
A suggestive atmosphere was wafting off Camel, but Mother simply sipped her coffee with a smirk, as if she couldn't sense the pheromones unique to a female in heat.
The breasts I was touching felt a bit damp. When I looked up at Camel, her efforts to avoid my gaze were quite cute.
Unlike her appearance—which was large-chested, beautiful, and benevolent—Camel was someone who looked down on others and cared deeply about her dignity. We all knew that her lactation climax was a story she wanted to keep hidden from everyone.
“Camel Noona, does milk come out~?”
Her light purple—no, her very low-saturation purple eyes—trembled violently. The way she gulped was truly adorable.
“Yong-hwan, you shouldn't tease your Noona. You shouldn't ask things like that.”
“Hahaha, it’s fine, it’s fine. He’s just a child; it happens. It’s not like it’s a racial insult or anything.”
Seeing her try so hard to smooth things over because Mom was there, I patted the upper part of Camel’s breasts. They had magnificent volume.
“Why… do you wa—want to drink milk?”
Camel looked down at me with an expression that was almost tearful. Though there was no 'affection through skinship' yet, the desperation in her eyes was being translated into words I could hear.
‘Please say no.’ ‘Please!’ and so on.
“Yeah~! Mom says she doesn't produce milk anymore! Give me milk~!”
“Th-that’s a bit troubling~. It’s a bit of an embarrassing sight….”
Realizing she couldn't possibly persuade me, the King Milk Cow Sister looked at Mom and smiled brightly. Dragging a third party into a battle between the two of us—how cowardly of a woman.
“Mom will mix some chocolate into your milk, so stop bothering Aunt Camel. Come on, sit on Mom’s lap~?”
I felt bad for Mom, who was patting her thighs to tempt me, but the daily staple and an occasional special treat were different. I buried my face in Camel’s chest. The scent of milk felt a bit stronger. More than that, the hands pressing against her breasts began to feel a bit warm.
“Yo-Yong-hwan. Noona isn't feeling very well today, so… I-I’ll let you touch my breasts next time….”
Seeing her thighs trembling while she put all her strength into her lower abdomen, she didn't just look 'a bit' unwell—she looked like she was in a very bad way.
“No~!”
I buried my face in Camel’s chest again. The fingers stroking my sides were ticklish, making me burst into giggles.
“Ah, wait a second. I got a call from the Section Chief.”
Mom picked up her phone and went into the other room.
The smiling Camel immediately grabbed my sides firmly and pulled me away. Her grip was strong enough to make me grimace, and the pressure on my ribs was uncomfortable.
“No talking about milk. Understand, Yong-hwan? If you go too far with that, you’ll go to prison.”
“Like a female?”
Camel nodded her head frantically.
“If I keep touching you, are you going to pee yourself like last time, Noona?”
“Ugh…!”
The King Milk Cow Sister pressed me against her chest so hard I thought she might suffocate me, all while turning her gaze toward the room Mom had entered.
“It was really sticky pee!”
“Shh, shh…! Shh…! Yo-Yong-hwan, if you say that, you’ll go to prison too! Prison! It’ll be a huge disaster!”
This person seemed to think 'prison' was a skeleton key for everything.
“Prison…! I’m sorry!”
When playing hard to get, it was necessary to lose occasionally.
“That’s right, you’ll go to prison. Your mom is a police officer; is it okay to go to prison? Or not?”
“It’s not okay….”
As I answered hesitantly, Camel’s face began to brighten.
“Right, so you shouldn't say things like that. Got it?”
“Yeah! Then let me drink milk!”
“Wh-what did you think I just said….”
Camel scolded me with a complex expression, one where I couldn't tell if she was angry or expectant.
“Camel Noona’s milk is super delicious. Yeah, I want to eat it again. Let me! I’ll keep it a secret! Yeah, I’ll keep it a secret so I don't go to prison!”
The King Milk Cow Sister gulped, perhaps remembering the pleasure of that day. I could see her pupils trembling.
“I-I’ll let you… occasionally. When Mom isn't around. Yeah, I’ll only let you then. Can you keep it a secret?”
“Yeah, yeah, I promise. Since Noona said I’d go to prison, I haven't even brought up 'female' or 'male'!”
“Shh! Shh! I get it, okay? Okay?”
Clearly feeling grateful that Mom’s call was running long, the King Milk Cow Sister proposed a compromise that preserved both her desires and her dignity.
“Yeah, then are you going to come often to give me milk?”
“I can’t come that often…! B-but I’ll come more often than I do now!”
To be honest, I didn't care if the frequency of our meetings stayed the same—about once a month—but I nodded for now. The Milk Cow Sister was secretly rubbing her crotch with one hand, perhaps thinking of the 'Super Boosting Climax' she felt during lactation.
Since I welcomed her being a pervert as long as it was only for me, I smiled as harmlessly as possible, shouted that Camel Noona was the best, and rubbed my face against her chest.
Camel let out a long sigh, whatever she was thinking, and pulled her fingers away from where they had been scratching over her jeans.
***
The workplace sports festival began. It was a bit disappointing that Iris wasn't there, but considering she was rolling through a murderous schedule Hindel had created for her studies, she was earning the right to support me, so I could forgive her.
Having consumed the incredibly rare elixir known as Ice Essence and beginning to feel mana in this body, who could possibly beat me, Jeong Yong-hwan, at a sports festival?
“Don't cry. It’s only natural for a male to lose to a female.”
I had lost to that spiteful girl, Im Su-yeon. Having taken second place in the race, I couldn't overcome my frustration and wailed into Hindel’s chest.
“That child has incredible talent. Don't you think so, Alicia?”
“It’s not… 'incredible' talent, our Yong-hwan is better!”
I left Hindel’s embrace and moved to Alicia. To be precise, I smacked the back of Hindel’s hand as she tried to hold onto me and fled into Alicia’s arms.
I was so frustrated I couldn't stand it. Why did the heavens give birth to me, and then give birth to Im Su-yeon?
“I—I want to get strong! More than Im Su-yeon! More! I want to get even stronger!”
Did my desperate cry reach them?
“Yes, I knew you would say that, so I’m making a restorative medicine that’s good for the body. Even if it’s bitter, you have to take it every day, okay?”
Alicia responded.
“Sniff… Alicia Noona is the best… I’m going to marry Alicia Noona….”
I rubbed my face against Alicia’s firm breasts. Among Mom’s friends, her chest was the smallest, but her hips and pelvis were magnificent, so I figured I could take her as my wife.
“I also have a Ten-Thousand-Year Fire Carp Inner Core. Meat, I have it all!”
As if she didn't want to lose me, Hindel grabbed my side and began to pull gently. I could tell she cherished me since she didn't use her full strength, but…
“Can I eat that right now?”
I needed power that would be helpful 'now.' To beat that malicious Im Su-yeon! To beat that devil! I was even willing to make a contract with a demon.
“No… you have to be at least ten years old…. The Fire Qi is too strong, so if your body isn't capable of sexual intercourse, there will be side effects when you absorb it….”
“Forget it!”
I thought Hindel’s wealth and influence were great, but they were things that didn't help me right now.
“Alicia Noona~! You’re the best~! Chu~ Chu~!”
I provoked Hindel by kissing Alicia’s cheeks, chin, and neck.
You have good stuff too.
Hand it over already.
“…It can’t be helped. This stone collected from space is—”
At the mention of 'space,' Hindel was suddenly pushed away. In an instant, purple hair fluttered before me, and Camel stood beside her, arms outstretched to block Hindel.
And a beat later, I saw an ice wall, clumps of earth, and a blood-red translucent sphere surround the Dragon Lord, separating her from us.
“What are you all doing? This is good for the body. Why is everyone so wary?”
“Cosmic radiation, you lizard-headed bitch!”
Mom, who was bringing food from a food stall the academy had called for the sports festival, kicked Hindel.
It was a bit strange to hear the words 'cosmic radiation' in a fantasy world. Seeing how everyone was on guard, it seemed like a dangerous object.
“This is currently filled with the energy of the universe, so it’s incredibly good.”
“…Put it away before I get angry.”
At Mom’s words, Hindel’s shoulders slumped, and she put the rock back into subspace. I didn't know about people who handled mana, but after the explanation that it was harmful to children, there was a slight blunder where Hindel apologized to me, but since everyone had protected me, it didn't really matter.
“…Son, if I tell you how to beat that child named Im Su-yeon, will I be the best?”
The Dragon started calling me 'son' again. Normally, I would have ignored her if there was nothing to gain, but if she had the answer I needed most right now, the story was different.
“Our cutie wouldn't care about—Hey! Where are you going!”
After smacking Alicia’s hand a few times to escape, I knelt neatly in front of Hindel.
“Husband, please grant this unworthy Jeong Yong-hwan enlightenment.”
And then I prostrated myself. I was serious.
I couldn't hear a single sound from the surroundings. When I peeked up, Hindel was looking away, clearing her throat. When I looked elsewhere, the other sisters had faces similar to Hindel’s.
To feel sympathy just because of one bow—how utterly pathetic. As someone who was prepared to perform a naked dogeza at any moment, these sisters felt far too easy to handle.
“Husband, please, to me….”
“I’ll tell you, so don't call me that. It’s bad for my heart. I am Mama. Ye-yes. I am Mama. Since I’m Mama…”
Hindel picked me up by my armpits while spouting some nonsense about being 'Mama.'
In the end, I was able to hear Hindel’s self-proclaimed 'secret to beating Im Su-yeon.'
It sounded plausible to me, so I decided to carry it out.