Chapter 31: No Such Thing as Manner Hands
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 31: No Such Thing as Manner Hands
I couldn't really focus on the fact that Yuseoha had spoken, mostly because I was just relieved I wouldn't have to sleep on the streets.
"Noona, your voice is so pretty. Why don't you ever talk?"
Now that I was inside the entryway, there was no way she could kick me out. With the crisis of homelessness averted, my mom’s friend’s house started feeling as comfortable as my own.
"Seoha Noona, I’ll be in your care for the next two days!"
I tried to dive onto the sofa, but something suddenly lifted me into the air. I looked around, but I couldn't see anything holding me.
"Wash first."
Yuseoha rummaged through a large suitcase and pulled out some familiar-looking clothes.
I began to seriously wonder why my pajamas and underwear were in someone else's suitcase.
Wait, that was my mom’s suitcase. I could tell for sure by the stickers, which were chosen with her questionable sense of taste. There were several animal character stickers that Iris liked stuck on it.
As Yuseoha moved, my body followed behind her regardless of my will. Or rather, "being moved" would be a more accurate description.
Yuseoha suddenly started undressing in front of me as if it were no big deal. Even before considering this was a Gender-Reversed World, it was generally considered strange for anyone, man or woman, to feel embarrassed in front of a five-year-old brat.
In times like these, it was important to build rapport by playing around and being a little mischievous. First, I had to start with a simple compliment.
"Oh, Noona, you don't have any hair down there!"
Without a word, Yuseoha reflexively covered her groin with one hand. It was meant as a compliment, but it seemed I had pointed out an embarrassing spot.
"...Time to take yours off."
Seoha Noona started pulling off my pants. I could have done it myself, but since I wasn't technically at an age where I was expected to, I just stood still with my arms raised.
"...Wow."
However, I didn't expect her to let out a gasp of admiration while looking at my currently flaccid groin. It was embarrassing, but if I felt shy here, I’d lose. I had to push back harder.
"My wiener is super big, right?"
Yuseoha gave a small cough, grabbed my shoulders, and turned me around. Then, she slowly pushed me toward the bath. It was a gentle nudge, feeling more like she was guiding me.
It seemed my ice-breaking wasn't working very well.
"Eyes... you have to close them."
At least she seemed to know how to wash a kid. Her fingers lightly scratching my scalp felt better than expected. As I kept my eyes tightly shut, she rinsed me with water; she seemed to know the proper steps and procedures.
My head was all washed, and now...
"Wash my wiener too."
"...You can't do it yourself?"
I nodded as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. Doing it myself was easy enough, but being washed by someone else was a luxury one could only enjoy at this age.
"...It got bigger."
"Mom said that's normal!"
"I see."
With trembling hands, Yuseoha pulled back the foreskin and aimed the showerhead at it.
"Not the showerhead! You have to wash it with your hands! Mom said it's a sensitive area!"
"Ugh... I didn't know that."
I was a bit taken aback that a "Pink Head" slut would feel embarrassed by something like this.
"Hurry! Hurry up~!"
But for the sake of a pleasant childhood memory, I suppressed my aching conscience and shook my meat stick to pressure Yuseoha. I could see her shrinking back like a coward at the sight of the sausage wagging in front of her.
"Seoha Noona, hurry~!"
"...I'll do it. Stay still."
The Pink Head Noona squeezed her eyes shut for a moment, seemingly realizing that it was weirder to find this weird. Finally, she used her slender, jade-like hands to pull back the skin and began to gently rub the inside.
Actually, calling them "jade-like" was a bit of a stretch; she had calluses on her fingertips, which sent a tingly sensation through me.
"You have to use soap too. Thoroughly!"
"...I know."
Even though she spoke in a suppressed voice, it was obvious she was lying. Yuseoha let out a long sigh, put some body wash on her hand, and slowly began to stroke the flesh that had been tucked inside the skin.
If I were at an age where I could ejaculate, I would have given her a refreshing spray right in the face. Unfortunately, as a young child, I had no way to get that "close" to her.
Then again, if I were at that age, things like "cleaning" or bathing together wouldn't even be happening. Despite her embarrassed face, her hands scrubbing me vigorously felt good. Even if I couldn't finish!
Anyway, seeing the sincerity with which she poured water over me several times since we couldn't use the showerhead, it felt like the distance between Yuseoha and me had closed significantly.
"Is the water... warm?"
The bathtub was a large family-sized one, plenty big for one person, but I sat right up against Seoha Noona. It might have felt strange if I just clung to her, so it would be more accurate to say I kept "slipping" off the internal steps until she eventually let me sit next to her.
"Yeah, it's warm! Seoha Noona, you live in such a nice place! It's cool!"
The Pink Head Noona slipped into the water without a word, submerging herself up to her head. Not wanting to be outdone, I dove in just like her.
Her pink eyes were staring intently at me. I didn't back down and met her gaze directly. Yuseoha’s eyes flickered to the side. I won.
There was no need to stay submerged anymore.
Leaving Yuseoha to continue her underwater soak, I let the warm water wash away the fatigue I'd accumulated at "work."
My pet "Yang" had been working out somewhere lately, and she was getting quite bulked up. Her butt felt firmer in my palm, and she had more strength now, so playing with her for just a little bit made me sweat more than before.
After enjoying the lukewarm temperature for a few minutes, I felt a strange gaze. Looking into the water, I saw that Yuseoha was still submerged. Normally, I should have seen the top of her head, but I could see her forehead through her bangs as if she were looking up at me.
I quietly covered my crotch with both hands.
Yuseoha hurriedly burst out of the water.
"It's not."
Shit. A curse almost escaped my lips, but I held it back.
"What isn't, Noona?"
In times like this, I had no choice but to smile as if I knew nothing. These old maid Noonas really did the most. If she was that curious, she should have looked properly while washing me. It just made my heart ache that they always did this after the fact, when a person let their guard down.
"....Nothing."
Yuseoha’s hot pink eyes trembled. Right, nothing happened. It was better for both of us to go with that. She had a cat-like vibe, which made her a bit hard to approach recklessly.
I wanted to play the "Shall we show each other?" game, but I had to hold back because if I did that, she might not order chicken for dinner.
"Seoha Noona, I'm hungry."
Nod.
Yuseoha, who had gotten out of the water first, grabbed me by the armpits and lifted me out. Our Siren Noona seemed to change her lower body from a fish tail to human legs at times; it looked like she could control it at will.
I wanted to ask if she had an "axe mark" even in her fish form, but I restrained myself.
Good job, Jeong Yong-hwan!
The meal was magnificent. When she told me to pick what I wanted to eat, I said, "First, this, and this, and that, and that, and this," and she ordered everything. There was no way I could eat it all, but she "just" ordered it.
The delivery food was piled high on a massive dining table that looked about four times larger than the one at my house. A pleasure so intense it was hard to breathe washed over me.
"I can't eat all of this!"
"Leave the rest."
I almost fell for our hot pink Noona after that statement. Even Morian, who liked me so much, wasn't this decadent. I wondered what my mother’s intention was in pushing me into such a Sodom and Gomorrah. No, she probably couldn't have imagined it was a place like this.
"Seoha Noona is the best!"
When a person receives something, they should give something in return. That was a rule observed even in another world, and a supreme duty that applied even in a Gender-Reversed World.
Since the only thing I could give right now was my body, and I couldn't exactly wag my dick at her, all I could do was rush in and hug her. I’d pay her back with cuteness, so please bear with me.
As I climbed onto her lap, Yuseoha flinched. Her hands hovered in the air for a moment before she finally began to cautiously stroke my back.
Right? I'm cute, aren't I? Even though I'm a boy, I've got so much aegyo you feel like you're gonna die of happiness, right?
On top of that, I'm smart and well-behaved. Wow, how could anyone resist this? Go ahead, praise me more. I'm not some common slut who gives it up to anyone; you can only enjoy this right now, you know?
I suppressed the thoughts in my heart and gave her a harmless smile. It seemed the hot pink Noona had taken a liking to me, as I felt the strength in her embrace gradually increase as she slowly pulled me closer.
Since she didn't have much of a chest for a woman, it felt like my face was being rubbed against a washboard, but I could tolerate this much. Actually, it felt like there might be a slight swell. When I touched it with my hand, there was something to grab.
"...Eat. A lot."
"Yes~!"
She was a strange person, but she didn't seem like a bad one, so I sat on Yuseoha’s lap and enjoyed the day's feast.
The fact that she was tickling my thighs a bit was a flaw, but compared to Alicia, who would sneak her hand into my crotch, or Morian, who would grope my chest, she was a saint.
Having grown accustomed to a Chastity Reversal World where people didn't even distinguish between children, I didn't even care anymore.
All I had to do was pick one of these beyond-saving pervert Noonas and marry into her family!