Chapter 191: Pure Love is Cold.
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 191: Pure Love is Cold.
“Calling a woman a ‘female,’ an ‘onahole,’ a ‘dick-sleeve,’ a ‘bitch,’ or a ‘baby vending machine’ is wrong, Seoha Noona.”
“Ugh… B-but women have a desire to be treated like that….”
As Yuseoha-ssi uttered a line that would have earned her a stoning from women across the globe, I gently caressed the areola beneath her bra.
“Ngh… I-it tickles…. F-feeling something from this is a lie….”
Watching Yuseoha talk nonsense while her sensitivity hadn't even been properly developed yet, I suppressed the urge to slap her across the cheek.
This damn perverted, gloomy, delusional loser. She acted like she was following me, calling me ‘Master,’ but in reality, it felt like she looked down on me.
The fact that she was trying to lecture me was infuriating.
I had no choice but to pull out my Mega General Neo Armstrong Universe Giant Battleship Giant Cannon.
“Huh…?”
Yuseoha-ssi let out a dumb sound, her eyes blinking blankly.
“I’m going to teach you what real pure love is with this.”
“I-it got even bigger….”
Compared to when she measured it while we showered together, my monstrous penis was now at a +2 enhancement level. I could feel Yuseoha-ssi’s body stiffen.
“A-an Female Submission Rod… I-it actually exists….”
This perverted loser bitch was attaching a derogatory name to my precious part.
“It’s not a Female Submission Rod! It’s a Pure Love Education Rod! A Pure Love! Education! Bat!”
I was trying to teach this pervert—who babbled nonsense about females being onaholes and mothers being meat toilets—the importance of love and the beauty of pure love, but it wasn't easy.
First, I grabbed Yuseoha-ssi’s wrist and guided her hand to my member. She seemed to hesitate, but her fingers, which had a few calluses from mastering various instruments, cautiously gripped my penis.
“How is it? My Pure Love Education Rod?”
“It’s… bumpy…. S-so many…. Is it a disease…?”
“...It’s because of the Ten-Thousand-Year Fire Carp Inner Core and the Ice Essence, so don’t worry about it.”
Yuseoha-ssi nodded as if she understood and began to slowly stroke the penis back and forth.
“Really… i-if something like this goes in… I-I might actually become a female….”
“I told you, if this goes in, you’re learning pure love! Stop calling it a Female Submission Rod!”
“But… i-it’s got those rough parts…. T-this is something a dildo could never… a real Master-class dick….”
It was as if the delusional princess was pulling out some bizarre fantasy novel setting she’d hidden deep inside. I was usually the one to overwhelm my mom’s friends or my pets with a vulgarity that was second to none, but it wasn't easy facing a ‘pro.’
“Now, repeat after me. ‘This is the Pure Love Education Rod that will completely remodel Yuseoha-ssi’s mind today and turn her into a human being.’”
“The Female Submission Rod that will turn me into a Meat Toilet Semen Tissue….”
She clearly made a human sound, but the answer I heard was in the language of a beast.
I gripped my penis and slapped her lower abdomen with it.
Slap!
“Eek!?”
“Now, repeat after me. Pure Love Education Rod!”
“B-but… t-this is… a woman-killing… Female Submission Rod…?”
For someone as weak as Yuseoha, the princess of the Undersea Kingdom was incredibly stubborn.
“You low-IQ bitch! This is the Pure Love Education Rod that’s going to make you a human being! Pure love! Pure love! Love! Tender love! I’m going to make you feel so good you’ll lose your mind while teaching you a woman’s happiness!”
“I… I-I want to try it in the back, too….”
Communication was impossible.
I wanted to deliver a gut punch right below her navel, just like Yuseoha-ssi had taught me. It felt like this crazy, role-playing loser had trained me into a monster.
I suppressed the sadistic master rising within me. It was undeniable; just looking at Yuseoha made me angry, made my body itch with the urge to hit her.
No, more importantly.
“If something like this goes in the back, your life will be over, you know?”
“Anyway… o-once you can handle mana to a certain extent, you don’t have bowel movements…. The exclusive female hole is complete….”
I felt like I’d just heard something I really didn't want to know.
“So… strong women have two female holes…. I-it’s only natural to want to become a male’s dick-sleeve….”
“Not everyone is a bottom-tier, gloomy, loser, delusional patient like you, Noona! I’m telling you, that’s not how it is!”
I understood that women in this otherworld, having never met a manly man, might enjoy being led strongly and dragged around like a leashed dog while the man took the initiative, but it wasn't to the extent of Yuseoha-ssi’s delusions.
“A-as expected… my son is… the b-best male…. T-to have such an incredible thing….”
One thing was certain: I was the idiot for trying to have a conversation with Yuseoha. Listening to the bullshit she spewed, I was convinced she was only saying what she wanted to say—or rather, she was just lost in her own world, marveling at it.
Perhaps my plan to persuade this inferior bitch with words and imprint it on her body was flawed from the start. It was foolish of me to try and teach this low-IQ Siren princess anything using human language.
I rubbed my penis against her vaginal opening. Being from a species that lived in water, she was already more soaked than my mom, so it didn't seem like much foreplay was needed.
“Now, repeat after me. ‘A woman is a person, not a dick-sleeve.’”
“The Master-class dick I raised… is repaying the favor….”
As expected, it was impossible.
I thrust in, starting with the head.
Squelch!
“Kh-ugh… ngh…!”
“Now, repeat. ‘A woman is not a dick-sleeve.’”
“Ngh… t-this… i-it’s incredible… m-my legs… my pussy… i-it feels like it’s going to tear….”
My patience was clinging to the surface of my reason, about to snap.
“I’ll be taking Seoha Noona’s virginity now!”
“T-thank you… p-please, enjoy your meal….”
Yuseoha, this crazy, gloomy, loser, delusional princess, was definitely only hearing what she wanted to hear.
For now, I forced my hips forward.
“Relax your pussy! You stupid bitch!”
“Ngh… I-I’m trying… b-but my body won’t listen….”
My mom’s friends were tall and long-limbed, so when I forced my oversized member in, they tended to give way. But Yuseoha-ssi, the shortest among them, had a hole that was so narrow and tight that getting it in was no easy feat.
“You Semen Tissue bitch! Do it right! Huh?!”
“I-I’m sorry… b-but… the dick is too big… ngh…. M-my stomach… ugh…!”
Seeing Yuseoha start to shake her head as if she’d already reached her limit before I’d even fully inserted, I started by slapping her flat tits.
Smack!
“Don’t make excuses! You stupid bitch! How dare an onahole make excuses! Just offer up your hole properly! You’re a mom, aren't you?! You were born to be your son’s exclusive onahole, so why aren't you doing it right?!”
“Kh-ugh… I-I’m sorry…. I-I’ll relax my stomach… s-so please… use Mom’s hole as much as you want….”
I wanted to use her properly, but seeing this stupid onahole still tensing her stomach and struggling to even let me push in, I grabbed her ankles, pushed her back, and thrust in with all my weight.
Slither… squelch… squelch!
“Hee-ugh…! Nng-ohhh… ohhh…. I-it’s coming in…. I-it’s coming in….”
“You onahole bitch! Say that a woman isn't a female!”
“Ngh… y-yeees… a-a woman is not a female….”
Only after I had completely suppressed her, pinning her down with my absurdly oversized member, did Yuseoha-ssi start to listen to me.
It seemed that reason and logic really didn't work on these stupid bitches.
“Yeah, ngh… it’s damn tight! Say that a mom isn't her son’s exclusive dick-sleeve! You bitch!”
“Yes…! Yes…! A-a mom is n-not her son’s… e-exclusive dick-sleeve…!”
The penis began to push deeper and deeper. Like sinking into a swamp, it slowly moved inward, spreading the soft, tender flesh wide as it entered the depths.
I felt like I could just grind my hips and stretch her out, but unlike other female holes, hers was so small and cramped that it felt new, and I found myself enjoying it despite myself.
“That’s right, you dick-sleeve bitch! Women weren't born to be onaholes! You sexist bitch! Apologize! Apologize to yourself! You onahole bitch!”
Plunge!
“Kh-ugh…. Y-yes…! I-I’m sorry…! I’m so sorryyy…!”
There was a hint of pain, but a sweet resonance began to echo in her voice, showing that she was clearly feeling pleasure.
“That’s right, you stupid low-IQ bitch! This is pure love! A woman isn't an onahole, a dick-sleeve, or a female hole—she’s a human being! A human being! You get it?! You Semen Tissue bitch?!”
“Yes, yes…! T-the Semen Tissue… w-was wrong…. Ngh… ah, ahhh… i-it won’t go in any further…!”
Perhaps I was too focused on educating Yuseoha. I realized that the tip of my penis had hit something hard and wouldn't go any further.
“If you practice pure love, you can put it in even deeper. Look, like this! Like this!”
Squish! Squish!
As I lightly swirled my hips, drawing out plenty of love juices and syncing our movements, the penis pushed past her cervix and slid upward, its outline becoming visible through her lower abdomen.
“Nng-oh…! Oh…! P-pure love is i-incredible…!”
“That’s right, you stupid onahole bitch! This is pure love! A woman isn't a meat toilet! You stupid female hole bitch!”
I didn't know what she thought of women, but I had to show Yuseoha that pure love is cold.