Chapter 146: Now... You Want Me to Do What with Mom?
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 146: Now... You Want Me to Do What with Mom?
Those bastards calling themselves Mom’s friends should’ve cleaned up after stuffing their faces before getting the hell out. Seeing them bolt the moment they finished eating showed exactly what kind of "home education" they’d received.
And considering a teacher—someone responsible for school education—was part of that group, it just proved that education in this other world was nothing more than a collection of useless trivia.
At the very least, Lee Ji-yeon, who might have actually helped with the chores, had vanished along with Mom’s friends without a word, as if she’d been swallowed by the cancerous social cartel they belonged to.
Anyway, like the trashy cartel members they were, pulling and pushing each other to exploit everything they could, their "eat and run" act was truly breathtaking. It was as if they’d been raised on fantasy logic.
If you’re a human being, shouldn't you help clean up after laughing and eating together?
No, fine, they didn't have to clean. But as it was written even in the murals found in Baekje tombs, it’s common sense to pay the person doing the cleaning. Their lack of even that basic decency made me shudder at the sheer savagery of this world.
As a devoted son, I was tidying up to save Mom from a blood pressure spike in the morning when someone grabbed me.
"Grasha, I'm busy, so why don't you go...?"
I thought my youngest sister had woken up and was being a nuisance, so I was about to scold her, but the hand holding me was too large for a bratty elf.
Alicia was lightly tugging at my sleeve.
"Oh! Perfect timing! You came to help! I knew there had to be at least one decent human being here!"
"No. That’s not it..."
It felt like this half-breed vampire bitch was testing my patience today.
"I'm extremely sensitive right now. If you called me for some bullshit instead of helping, you’re actually going to die. Got it, you garbage-tier bitch?"
I had no choice but to speak to her "kindly."
"D-Don't call me that...! A-Anyway, listen..."
"It means I'll make sure your back hole never closes again and you'll have to walk around in diapers. Don't touch me right now. I'm serious, you'll die."
"Ugh... W-What are you talking about!"
Alicia took a step back, covering her butt with both hands. Her blushing face as she gauged my reaction was almost cute.
Then, I saw the boiled eggs. I decided I’d have to use them to discipline her today.
"If you keep annoying me instead of helping, I'm going to shove every single one of these up your ass."
Maybe because Mom’s friends only cared about drinking, there were about twenty untouched boiled eggs left along with the nuts.
"No, it’s just... You, well... You said you... d-did it with Ame, right?"
I could see the vampire sister’s pale, bloodless face turning as red as a tomato. I was stuck cleaning this whole mess by myself, so I wondered why that was so important, but I figured I could dump all the work on her if I played my cards right. I decided to indulge the conversation.
"So?"
"It wasn't a lie... was it?"
I had been planning to live a virtuous life lately, but...
"If you have something to say, can't you just say it straight? Stop beating around the bush like a girl... I mean, like a boy."
I almost let a narrow-minded, derogatory comment about women slip. Being a person with an ideal, normal sexual orientation and no moral flaws, I corrected myself before the inappropriate remark could fully form.
"Uhm... T-That... You... s-sexed with Ame... right?"
"Yeah, I fucked Mom. I fucked her so hard she pissed herself like a dog. If you have something to say, say it straight! Actually, fuck it, get on all fours. I’m going to check right now how many eggs fit inside you."
"I-I'll tell you! W-Wait a second...! T-That is...!"
Even though I tried to hold back, I couldn't help but shout at Alicia’s atrocious behavior that was dominating my emotions.
"If you keep stalling, your dick privileges are revoked! You really want to die?! No more dick! No more dick! I said!"
"T-Then...! C-Can you do it now?!"
I blinked, not understanding what she was saying.
"Now? Do what?"
"S-Sex, I mean..."
I couldn't grasp the situation. No, I had to rack my brain to make sense of what was happening.
"So. You're asking if I can have sex with Mom right now while she's wasted?"
"Mhm..."
"Of course I can. I'd just lay out a defenseless, wasted female elf and go to town with irresponsible seeding, pregnancy, cuckolding, NTR, and incestuous mating... Is that the answer you were hoping for?"
Alicia looked away, as if she had a shred of conscience left.
She didn't seem to have expected my answer.
"Of course I can."
***
Under the oppressive and tyrannical pressure of the vampire sister—who was both a third-generation chaebol and a high-ranking official in the Imperial Intelligence Bureau—I had no choice but to stand before my sleeping mother.
"Ame... Ame... Are you sleeping?"
Alicia cautiously shook Mom.
"I'm shleeping... I'm shleeping... I'm shleepinnng..."
Mom mumbled in a slurred, sobbing voice.
"S-She says she's sleeping!"
Alicia reported to me with a face full of anticipation. Since the external pressure was so intense, this was an act of God. I felt I had no choice but to use my drunk mother.
"Mom, Mom. Mom, you're a garbage-tier female, right?"
"Mhm... Garbage... I'm garbage..."
Seeing Ame Cal Degrain answer feebly, Alicia looked at me and nodded. It didn't convey any actual meaning, but I nodded back for the sake of the atmosphere.
Then, with trembling hands, she began to pull down Mom's pants. She seemed to have been wearing a belt during the drinks, but it looked like Aunt Tiria had unbuckled it when she tucked her into bed.
"W-Wow, how lewd..."
As the pants came down, I saw purple lace panties being tormented by her large buttocks. Seeing the vampire sister hesitate to pull down her drunk friend's underwear, I felt obligated to help.
"If you're a garbage-tier female, you have to do whatever the male tells you, right? Huh? Huh? Mom! Answer me! Answer!"
I blurted out some nonsense while roughly patting Mom's large rear. She was practically in a state of unconsciousness, but the important thing was "consent."
Slap. Slap.
The pleasant sound echoed as her flesh quivered.
"Mhm... I answered... I did... I wanna shleep..."
Seeing Mom, who had no idea what was happening to her, I pulled down her panties.
"A-Are you really going to do it...?"
Alicia looked at me like I was a madman.
"You're the one who told me to, Alicia."
"I-I did?! I... I just... I was just... a-asking...?"
Seeing her try to cowardly shift the responsibility, I made a move to pull my pants back up.
"Then let's stop."
"N-No! I mean... You said you d-did it a lot with Ame already, right? So it's fine, isn't it?"
I tried to pull my pants up, but Alicia interfered, using her strength to force them back down.
"If you say you ordered it, I'll fuck Mom right now."
I saw Alicia grit her teeth as if realizing the situation had gone south.
"Just so you know, once I start, I'm going to grab the waist of this mother who's so drunk she doesn't even know what she's saying and shake her violently."
The vampire sister’s eyes trembled uncontrollably.
"No matter how much she drank, she'll slowly wake up as my giant cock keeps pounding against her cervix, right? She'll be completely confused, struggling without knowing what's going on."
I looked at Mom, who was sleeping face down with her pants and panties down. To be honest, even putting aside the "family" title, she was a beauty so stunning that even the Commie Dragon would fall for her.
She was a female swordsman of such exceptional beauty among elves that I, too, was born with a face that people wanted to dote on.
"T-That's..."
"Then, since I have to take complete control before she fully wakes up, I'll pull her hair and shake my hips like I'm riding a horse. I'll pin her down with my penis, grinding against her lower abdomen so she can't even resist."
Gulp. I saw Alicia swallow hard.
"By the time she's fully awake, she'll already have come so many times that she'll just think, 'Whatever,' and keep shaking her hips while face down, right? Matching my movements?"
"W-Wow..."
I wondered what she was imagining; the vampire sister had the same face she wore when she was possessed by my dick and being taken.
"While I'm mercilessly thrusting my penis into her cervix because it feels so good, Mom will just keep coming, right? She'll be leaking love juices and even pissing herself. And I'll be holding onto her limp waist..."
"...Are you going to c-cum?"
"Yeah. I'll plug my large glans right into her cervix, order her to get pregnant, and then blast that thick semen—you know how it tastes, right? I'm going to dump it all inside her, raw."
Alicia’s hand was already between her legs. To start masturbating just from a little talk—she really was a pathetic female.
"Since she's a total loser female, Mom will probably come again from the sensation of the semen hitting the inside of her womb. And then, with a thump-thump sound, her insides will be filled to the brim with cum."
Alicia nodded, gritting her teeth as if trying to hold back a moan. One hand wasn't enough; both hands were now inside her pants, moving busily.
"I can do it if you order me to, Alicia."
"...I-It's okay as long as I'm the one ordering it?"
I thought there would be a bit more push and pull, but it seemed the old maid vampire who had tasted dick didn't care anymore.
"Yeah. So, give the order."
Tell me to violate Mom.
I gave her a bright smile. Alicia swallowed once more and spat out the answer I wanted.