Chapter 138: You Said It Was a Pet!
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 138: You Said It Was a Pet!
“You’re late today. I know you like exercising, but you’re a boy—you should be home before the sun goes down.”
Alicia greeted me, wearing an apron. I wanted to scold her for that sexist remark that rubbed me the wrong way, but I couldn't afford a fight right now. I was in a position where I had to bring a beast I’d picked up off the street into the house.
Dolphin pants, a tank top, and an apron over it—she certainly had good taste.
“Alicia Noona, I have a favor to ask~!”
I clung to Alicia, widening my eyes to look as cute as possible. Acting all coquettish as a male might be a bit nauseating, but since I was technically still a kid, I had to use the only weapons I had while I still could.
“Huh? Oh… well, I’ll do a-anything for you… so, j-just tell me…!”
Seeing her face flush as I rubbed against her thigh, it seemed she’d interpreted my request as an invitation to get laid. Even though I’d mercilessly finished inside her multiple times in the bathroom recently, the Vampire Sister seemed anxious after a few days of nothing happening.
If Mom hadn't gone on a business trip, I would have done a naked dogeza and said something like, ‘I’ll only put the tip in, so just lend it to me for a bit.’ But unlike a dating sim, this was reality, and the schedules were all tangled up, throwing the conquest order into total chaos.
“Really~? You’ll do anything?”
“Ah… ugh… y-yeah… a-anything… I’ll do it… so just s-say the word….”
My "little brother" started to get angry at the sight of her wiggling her butt while speaking in a melting, delicate voice.
I had planned to bring the pet home today and just let her watch me and Alicia, but since she was being so irresponsibly and recklessly provocative, I had to punish her.
“Then…”
As I lowered my voice, Alicia leaned down to focus.
“Can I bring a pet… no, can I bring a pet home today?”
“Huh…? What? What?”
Alicia looked at me with a blank expression.
“A pet…? Did Ame give permission?”
“I’m raising it outside, but I’ll only bring it inside when you’re here, Alicia Noona! When Mom comes back, I’ll keep it outside again!”
“No… if that’s the case, you shouldn't bring it inside at all. If it loses its wild instincts, it’ll become obsolete and die.”
The Vampire Sister seemed to think I was feeding a stray cat or dog.
“Our Whitey isn't a picky eater! She exercises hard! She’s house-trained! And yeah, she even earns money! You just have to let her come over and sleep!”
“That makes no sense….”
Alicia seemed to think I was exaggerating.
You might know Aoi Takahara as just some thug who does nothing but exercise all day, but she actually received a hefty salary as an executive at a construction company.
Plus, she collected tributes from the subordinates in her unit, making her a cash-rich woman who earned far more in kickbacks than her actual salary.
Well, the Black Witch Sister, Lisar, and Goldie—who were all lumped together as members of pseudo-construction companies (hired thugs)—were all pretty much like that.
“You shouldn't tell lies like that just because you want to bring it home.”
“It’s true! Our Whitey even has a job! I’m bringing her in!”
“No.”
This Vampire Sister was starting to go back on her word. Well, she technically had two mouths, so maybe I should be understanding if she said different things.
In times like this, there was only one thing to do.
Slap!
“Hic?!”
I smacked Alicia’s butt.
“Don’t talk back to me, you Garbage-Tier Bitch!”
“Ugh… w-wait…! D-don’t hit my butt!”
Despite her words, the way she subtly pushed her rear out showed she was a truly irredeemable pervert.
Slaaaaap!
“Waaaah…!”
“I told you not to talk back, you Garbage-Tier Bitch!”
“Kh… kugh…!”
She was looking at me with a resentful face, but since it wasn't a glare but rather a dazed, hazy expression, I couldn't feel intimidated at all.
Slaaaaap!
“Kugh…!”
“Give me permission!”
It seemed Alicia couldn't hold out much longer against even light spanking, as she began to stagger. Seeing her wiggle her hips and lean over the table, I realized we were in the middle of a "WWE" moment.
“B-but still….”
Her large rear was swaying left and right, begging to be hit. She was basically saying she couldn't give permission because I hadn't hit her enough.
Slaaaaap!
“Hyaang…!”
Alicia’s toes lifted slightly. Unlike her trembling legs, a sweet female scent began to waft from her body.
As she lowered her hips again into a perfect position to be struck, I raised my hand high once more.
“Give me permission!”
Slaaaaap!
“Ah-huk!”
The top-actress Vampire Sister’s knees buckled as she let out a cute cry.
“I said, give me permission!”
Slaaaaap!
“Do you want to be hit more?! Give me permission!”
“Huu… hugh… y-yes… sir….”
I got the permission. Just as I was about to call Aoi, Alicia called out to me.
“U-um…”
“What?”
“I-I gave permission… so, as promised, j-just one more….”
I felt like I was losing my mind.
***
“Greetings!”
Whitey greeted with a thunderous voice. I saw the youngest sister, who had been solving magic workbooks in her room, peek her head out the door.
She looked a bit cute as she quickly hid back inside, seemingly surprised by the stranger.
“Didn't you say it was a pet…?”
Alicia looked at me, her red eyes trembling. She probably expected me to bring home a cute boy, or at worst, a girl, but she clearly hadn't expected me to bring a slender, wolf-like woman.
“Yeah! Isn't she cute?”
“...?”
The Vampire Sister was slow on the uptake. She just blinked blankly as if she didn't understand my words. In times like this, I had to show her directly.
“Whitey, growl!”
“Grrrrrrr…!”
Perhaps because she was well-trained, she didn't hesitate to drop to all fours, baring her teeth and growling. Alicia’s jaw dropped.
“No, don’t threaten her, bark!”
“Woof! Woof! Woof!”
“No way….”
Alicia staggered, holding her head as if she were dizzy.
“This is my pet, Whitey!”
“I know who she is. You’re Aoi Takahara… right? The three-time consecutive winner of the Imperial Martial Arts Tournament.”
Now that I thought about it, I remembered these two had met before. They were the wicked women who had teamed up to wreck me when they forced that Ten-Thousand-Year Fire Carp Inner Core down my throat.
“Bark! Bark! Bark!”
“Aoi, you can speak like a human for now!”
“That’s right, Brigadier General Alicia de la Vega.”
Alicia let out a long sigh.
“I discharged a long time ago.”
“Ayy, don’t tell such obvious lies~!”
Whitey giggled as she looked at Alicia.
“Alicia, are you a military Brigadier General?”
“Uh, well…. I discharged….”
She seemed to be in the reserves, but her reaction was strange.
“Cool! That’s the best! Active-duty soldiers are so cool!”
“R-really?”
“A Brigadier General is amazing, right?! Like, you have a star on your head? Incredible!”
“Ahem, ahem…!”
Aoi was smirking as she looked this way.
“But you discharged? Then I’m disappointed! Not cool at all!”
“W-well…! O-officially, I’m discharged…! But I still hold military status!”
“Meaning she’s a secret agent,” Whitey added.
I was starting to get the gist of it. I couldn't remember if she was from the Intelligence Bureau or the Counterintelligence Bureau, but either way, this woman was a spy. Given her rank, it wouldn't be strange if she headed a counterintelligence unit.
In times like this, I had to play dumb.
“Ah…! Then I’ll keep it a secret! I won’t even tell Mom!”
“Right, right. Keep it a secret.”
“Well, everyone who needs to know already knows. Master.”
Aoi ruffled my hair. It seemed like these countries shared their spy lists with each other.
Well, it was similar to how intelligence agencies in my past life knew about most major spies.
With HUMINT, you worry because you don't know the hands and feet, but as long as you stay in constant contact with the head, you can communicate smoothly and secretly with the opposing country!
“Then do you know lots of secrets that nobody else knows?”
“My family has held the position for generations, so I’m just filling a seat. I don’t personally know much. Well, I could find out if I wanted to.”
Thinking of me as just an ordinary kid, she was trying to show off her greatness while acting nonchalant.
Knowing that my Mom and Grandma were flagged as key figures of the Empire and were under surveillance, I wasn't particularly impressed.
I was confident I wouldn't even be surprised if the various female-training videos and lewd photos sleeping in my burner phone were being used as masturbation material by high-ranking women of the state.
Of course, since it was a burner phone Morian made for me and not in my name, the chance of getting caught was almost zero.
“Now, now, Whitey. You’re a pet. No more human speech!”
“Woof!”
Aoi barked loudly. Alicia let out a sigh, looking utterly drained.
“Come on, Whitey, let’s go wash your hands and feet.”
“Woof! Woof!”
Aoi followed me, crawling on all fours. Seeing her tail wagging furiously from side to side, she didn't seem to care whether Alicia was there or not.
“N-no…! R-really?! You’re really bringing her into the house!?”
Only Alicia, seemingly unable to keep up with the situation, began to pester us as she followed behind me and Aoi.
“Stay still before I smack your butt.”
“But still! If it were a stray dog, that would be one thing…!”
“I’ll smack your butt, so stay still.”
“....”
The perverted Vampire Sister said nothing more.
Aoi suddenly turned her head and looked at Alicia. I don't know what kind of face she made, but Alicia gave a small, dry cough.
“Ahem…!”
Turning her head back to look at me, Whitey rubbed her cheek against my thigh with a triumphant expression.