Chapter 12: Isn't Flirting Way Too Easy in This World?
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 12: Isn't Flirting Way Too Easy in This World?
Nothing much happened while I was washing. I did experience some minor harassment—like them sneakily poking and prodding as if overwhelmed by my "equipment," or rubbing against me under the guise of changing positions.
I could laugh that much off. I’d given one of them a smack on her massive backside in return, so you could say we were even.
Once I was clean and we gathered in front of the elevator for lunch, I saw some familiar faces.
"Hello, Yong-hwan~"
It was King Milk Cow Camel, a woman with stupidly huge breasts and not a shred of maternal instinct. She opened her arms for me, and I hopped right in, savoring the ruthless violence of her chest.
The reason I could dive in so fearlessly now was that I was no longer afraid! "...Your stomach is sticking to your spine. You took way too long to wash."
The Snow Woman Morian was grumbling while stealing glances at me, but I wasn't afraid of her either... No, she was a pushover from the start, so it didn't really matter.
I casually felt up the King Milk Cow sister's breasts while looking around. Every time I thought about how they'd talked about how I needed "education," I felt a surge of strength in my lower body, wanting to give them some proper "education" of my own later.
"Who are you looking for, brat?"
"The soldier sister!"
"You won't see her often. Soldiers are busy."
I wanted to see if the soldier sister had become a pushover too, but unfortunately, it seemed her duties kept her away.
Anyway, it felt like the monsters who used to lick their lips at the thought of devouring me had now transformed into sisters who made me lick my lips.
But I couldn't let my guard down. My vampire sister had a complete trash-tier fetish (by this world's standards)—liking "cool men," "men who exercise," and "men who aren't afraid of her."
Since her tastes were so abnormal, it was hard to generalize, so I had to remain cautious.
I was drawn to the King Milk Cow sister, but seeing as she was still talking about "education," I couldn't quite read her yet. In times like this, it was best to stick to someone who was easy, likely to put out, and surprisingly nurturing.
"Morian Noona!"
"...Don't cling to me, brat! Hey...! Don't try to climb me! Fine, I'll hold you!"
See? Look how easy this exhibitionist pervert Snow Woman sister is—the one who asked me to marry her the moment we met. She was a safe bet who wouldn't run away even if I kept her waiting in line.
"I'm a little worried. The boy seems to like women a bit too much."
"He's just a kid. If you keep talking nonsense, I might just wring those tits dry, you hear me?"
As Mother growled, the King Milk Cow took a step back.
"Our foundation owns dozens of Basic Education Institutes. How about one of those? He can get an elite education from a young age. As many as 10% of the male graduates—yes, a whole 10%—actually work normal jobs in society."
"I'll send Yong-hwan if he wants to go, but I have no intention of forcing him. Move those tits! You wench."
Mother slapped Camel’s massive breasts with her palm and pushed her away.
"We provide plenty of scholarships, and of course, there's a male dormitory. I'll even give him a private room, the best one available. Hmm? We're even building an extension to the dorms right now."
The cow sister was persistently clinging to Mother. "...Do you want to be milked until your tits wither away? Or are you going to stay quiet?"
"I'm not saying he should go now, but starting from middle school... He'll be a 'legal adult' by then. He needs to learn how to live on his own, doesn't he?"
"I'm going to live with Yong-hwan for the rest of my life, so don't worry about it. Should I call Hindel?"
"Kuh...! But you'll send him if he wants to go, right!?"
It seemed my future was being discussed quite animatedly beside me. I figured focusing on the strangely pleasant scent coming from Morian's neck while hugging her tightly would be more beneficial to my life.
"Are you sleepy?"
"I feel comfortable when I'm with Morian Noona... It's warm here."
The Snow Woman sister, who had picked me up with one hand and let me sit on her arm like a chair, began to lose control of her expression. The corners of her mouth twitched uncontrollably, and her purple eyes created a subtle, strained look as she tried desperately to hold back a smile.
"Ahem, well, I enjoy being with Yong-hwan too. You're hungry, right? Let's get to the dining hall. Is there anything you want to eat?"
"Mom doesn't take me out to eat much, so I don't know! I'll eat whatever Morian Noona wants to eat!"
"You should eat what you want. As for Iris... she already went ahead."
Morian smirked as she watched my sister receiving snacks in front of a shop. I started to think that even though this woman had a foul mouth and a bad way of expressing herself, she might be the best person among Mom's friends.
Of course, she was still a tier below my mom!
This was the perfect time to grind some affection points.
"I'm happier when Morian Noona is happy. So, let's eat what you want."
"Ugh..."
I couldn't help but smile tenderly at her as she scowled, looking like she was suppressing something intense. You're happy, aren't you? You're having fun, right? You're so glad to be with me you could just die, aren't you?
I know everything.
"Noona, are you hurting? I don't like it when you're in pain... If you hurt, I hurt here too..."
"Kuuu.... Ugh...!"
Her reaction was a work of art. I didn't even need to bait the hook for this one. For this trip, I figured I'd just test the waters with the King Milk Cow and play around by stimulating the vampire sister's "distorted, twisted, and anti-social" sexual preferences.
"Yong-hwan, Yong-hwan, this is delicious. This is really good! Try it!"
While I was melting the Snow Woman sister's frozen heart and turning her into a total pushover, my sister kept thrusting food she'd gathered from all over the place toward me.
My stomach was still small, so I couldn't eat much; I had to pick and choose the best bits. But my sister was trying to feed me some kind of food slurry.
Anyone watching would think I was a mutt that would happily eat rice mixed into kimchi stew and doused with water.
"Thanks, Noona. You're the best~!"
But the protagonist of today's trip was Iris Cal Degrain. Even if it was just for show, I had to play along on the day she was being rewarded for ranking first in her finals.
She worked hard, so I had to give her a proper [REWARD] to keep her motivated to study in the future.
"Hehe, I like Yong-hwan the best too!"
Thinking about this cute little kid hitting puberty made my heart feel heavy.
"I'm just asking because I'm curious, but how much do you like me?"
I didn't know exactly how much she liked me, but lip service wasn't hard in a situation like this.
"Right after Mom and Noona!"
"Heh, I see~."
The Snow Woman sister, unable to hide her joy, seemed to be completely won over. Since she was wealthy, I figured I could contact her to buy me things I wanted behind Mom's back.
Between my efforts to melt the Snow Woman's frozen heart (or whatever it was) and accepting food from my sister, who was like a mother bird bringing food to the nest, the meal finally ended.
The long-haired, purple-headed exhibitionist Snow Woman kept glancing at me, clearly wanting to spend more time together, but I had already scattered enough bait. At times like this, it was important to develop other markets.
More importantly.
I felt the need to address the woman who had naturally taken a seat across from me at some point. She sat there, dripping with water as if she had just stepped out of the ocean.
"Hello...?"
—Nod.
She didn't seem like an ordinary person. Emerald-colored webs, practically screaming "I am a mermaid," peeked out from between her pink hair near her ears.
She looked to be about 150cm tall. Because of her long limbs, she didn't give off the impression of being short. She radiated an aura that made her feel slightly unapproachable, certainly not like an employee of this airship.
"You're a friend of my mother's, right?"
The fact that she wasn't an ordinary person meant she was a guest invited by Alicia. From what I heard, the only people classified as guests on this airship were Mom's friends, Iris, and me.
—Nod.
I wished she would actually say something, but her just nodding in silence felt like a cheap move.
I lacked the "internal energy" to deal with people who didn't talk.
She barely gave any reaction. Her expressionless face seemed to be her default setting, making it awkward to even start a conversation.
I looked for someone to help, but Morian was busy playing with my sister, and Mom and King Milk Cow Camel were deep in conversation.
Alicia didn't seem to have come out at all.
To be honest, a cold silence enveloped the two of us, to the point where I almost wished that beastly sister—that monster called Hindel—would show up just to change the atmosphere.
"Nice weather, isn't it?"
—Nod.
I started to wonder why I was even trying to talk to this person.
I mean, this was her reaction to a cute and adorable boy?
This was unacceptable.
As a male who was adapting well to this insane world—even to the point of casually accepting things like sexual harassment—this kind of indifference was a first.
As someone who naturally drew the predatory gazes of sisters and aunties just by walking down the street, this was practically an insult.
I moved to the empty chair next to her.
"What kind of work do you do, Noona?"
I could feel absolutely no emotion in those pink eyes, the same color as her hair, as she looked down at me without a word.
I didn't expect to find someone who would trigger my competitive spirit among these crazy women who talked about "proper discipline" and how men needed to be beaten once every three days.
In times like this, I had to use my finishing move. I conjured up a sad thought in my mind. No tears came out, but I could at least make my voice sound a bit choked up.
"Do you... not want to talk to me~?"
—Nod.
Ah, this wasn't going to be easy.
That was my first meeting with Yuseoha.