First, isn't living the priority? #1
First, isn't living the priority? #1
@ Dave Well's Complete Guide to Queen Valtz Private Academy! @
Table of Contents
1. Early Choices
2. Hiroin Information
3. Events
4. A Route...
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[- Im Yuna/Im Yuna -]
A chuunibyou occult girl who always insists on Goseu-jok fashion.
[Spoiler Warning!!!]
If you haven't played the game yet, immediately
press the 'back' key-(Author Baek)
Uncapturable Hiroin.
At first glance, she seems like an ordinary chuunibyou character, but
she is actually a figure who was exiled by a god after causing mischief in a fantasy world.
Im Yuna's real name is Yuna Sertaiti, and her alias is 'Witch of Darkness'.
Im Yuna is an uncapturable being, no matter what method is used. If you call the police, the country will be devastated, and if you crave love, she'll turn you into a slave with magic. Even if you try to pique her interest by gifting her premium wine or performing a sexy dance, she won't even spare you a glance.
Although she is set to have come from another world, there's no way to find detailed information about Im Yuna.
Even the reason why she attends Queen Valtz Academy couldn't be found.
The author, after exhausting all possible methods in the game, declared her uncapturable.
If you want to clear the game, it is recommended not to interact with her from the start.
A typical 'Deus Ex Machina' (a cheat character, or plot device, that suddenly overturns everything) character.
* * *
Im Yuna's true identity was a shock.
'I walked right into the tiger's den!'
She is apparently a 'World-class Boss Monster'.
Honestly, I don't know exactly what level 'World-class' refers to, but it was clear that she was a being I couldn't handle.
"So. What's your name?"
Im Yuna looked at me with deep, abyss-like eyes.
"My name is..."
She wasn't asking for my real name, but a name from the same world as Im Yuna.
It felt like if I answered incorrectly, I'd be killed.
"It's Saint Miller!"
I blurted out a random Western-sounding name as it came to mind.
"Hoo, so you were from a prestigious administrator family."
Im Yuna was quite surprised.
"But I haven't heard any rumors of a daughter in the Saint family... What happened?"
Her eyes, looking at me, twitched.
"...Ha, hahaha."
'The surname Saint actually exists!'
To survive, I needed to tell a convincing lie.
"I am... actually... a hidden illegitimate child."
I wiped away tears as if truly sad. Perhaps because it was a situation where I wanted to cry, the tears flowed easily.
"I lived my entire life ignored by my family... *sniff*."
As I was wiping away tears, dark Amheuk-muljil penetrated my mind.
"Ugh-kyaaaak!"
My urge to cry vanished instantly.
It felt like my emotions had been castrated.
"Don't even think about shedding tears."
"...Yes, ma'am."
It was quite terrifying.
"How long have you been here?"
"...It's been about two weeks."
"Short."
"Yes, but I'm so adaptable that..."
"What do you think about Adventurers?"
...It felt like an ideological verification.
I pondered for a moment. Even if it was a slightly hasty judgment, I wanted to avoid even a hint of suspicion.
I steeled my resolve. From now on, I would even deceive myself.
"Those Adventurer bastards are parasites not worth associating with. They're dog-like scoundrels who are blind to money and honor, ruining the world."
My eyes gleamed with contempt.
This was thanks to a physical trick I learned from a friend long ago: flipping my tongue back makes my eyes bulge out.
"Huh."
Im Yuna let out a deflated sound, as if dumbfounded.
"You don't have to overact just because you're in front of me."
Im Yuna lifted her glass again and refilled it with wine. Unlike the blood-red wine from before, this time she filled it with purple wine, indicating a variety of wines.
"That's enough about Adventurers. ...Then, what do you think about Heroes?"
Im Yuna's entire eyes filled with pitch-black darkness. At the same time, the floor vibrated faintly.
It felt like if I answered incorrectly here, everything would go wrong.
"Heroes are... deceivers of the world."
I just blurted out whatever came to mind.
"Why do you think they are deceivers of the world?"
When I stared into Im Yuna's eyes, I felt like my soul was being sucked in.
...It probably wasn't just a feeling.
"They are dictatorial beings who obey a select few in power, closing their eyes and ears, believing what they want to believe—no, what they *wish* to believe—and wielding physical violence while proclaiming beliefs and morals stuck in the limitations of their era."
In the middle, I ground my teeth to emphasize that I was being sincere.
...I didn't know anything about what a Hero truly was.
"The one I truly admire is you, who has no deceit or pretense. I have respected you from long ago, Yuna Sertaiti-nim."
It's been a long time since I've talked this much.
I deliberately made my chin tremble and acted restless, like a worshipper witnessing an object of reverence.
"...You talk as you please."
At first glance, it seemed like she was displeased. But seeing the corners of her mouth slightly turn down, she was clearly trying to suppress a laugh.
'Did it work!'
I half-forced it, but it seems to have succeeded.
"What were you doing before you came here?"
Unlike her previous probing questions, she put down her wine glass and asked lightly.
Now, I was afraid of losing all the points I had painstakingly earned.
But this was a huge opportunity.
"I... studied the collective behavior of the masses."
What I was saying now was a gamble. I had no idea what Im Yuna's preferences were. But if she was a 'Witch' as the System had indicated, it was worth a try.
"Adventurers are parasites. But they are beings that can be used as much as one wants, as long as there is money."
I blurted it out, then took a breath to buy myself some time to think.
"First, I found a Swidden Farmer village. Then, I infiltrated the village, set up false idols, and formed an extermination squad made up of Adventurers."
I interlaced my fingers, as if reminiscing about the past.
"The Adventurers massacred the Swidden Farmers. Perhaps because it was an extermination squad formed in my name, the reputation of 'Saint Miller' grew steadily. Landowners, especially those troubled by Swidden Farmers burning forests, sent enthusiastic support."
I unlaced my fingers and stared at Im Yuna.
"Do you know what's funny? Most Adventurers realized during the extermination that the Swidden Farmers were innocent. ...Did they feel guilty about the slaughter and stop their actions? Of course not. As if to hide their mistakes, they acted even more aggressively than before. After the extermination, they even went around taverns shouting, 'The Swidden Farmers worshipped demons!'"
I knelt on the floor.
"The meaning of human existence is the birth of a select few heroes like you. Only heroes make the world valuable. Everything else is just a chaotic mess of livestock."
Im Yuna's already pale face lost even more color, making her deep-sea-like pupils stand out even more.
"Come here."
Im Yuna extended her index and middle fingers.
As if it were an infinite honor, I crawled towards her.
'I've done this much, so please let me live. Ahaha.'
Honestly, I think even the Grim Reaper would look at me pitifully and let it slide just this once.
Im Yuna patiently waited for me to crawl over. But as soon as I got close, she immediately grabbed my neck.
'W-wait, she's not going to kill me now, is she?!!'
A black light shimmered from Im Yuna's hand. It was the first time I'd ever seen black glow in my life. I felt steam rise and then subside in my body.
"It is done."
Im Yuna released her grip.
I blankly touched my neck.
"...?"
There was nothing particularly tangible.
"I... definitely felt something forming..."
Since it seemed like she was letting me live, I braved my fear and asked.
Im Yuna flicked her hand.
Swoosh.
A hand mirror made of luxurious wood floated towards me.
'This is... a choker?'
A black line, about the thickness of a finger, was wrapped around my neck.
"It's nothing special, so don't mind it."
I minded it immensely.
"...If you're done talking, can I... leave this place soon?"
"If you live here, food and safety are guaranteed, so why would you need to leave?"
"Huh?"
"Didn't you say you respected me? ...Surely you weren't lying."
"??"
"...If you can't convince me now, don't even think about leaving alive."
My mind went completely blank. Yuna Sertaiti looked at my dazed expression and burst into laughter for the first time.
"Kukuk. It's a joke."
"...As expected. Your sense of humor is excellent."
Im Yuna waved her hand.
The thick smoke that had brought me here was generated.
"Go."
'Where is this going? ...Please, at least tell me that much information.'
I, filled with fear, stepped into the smoke.
My vision disappeared, and once again, nothingness unfolded.
"What in the world is going on?"
"They say they're controlling the exhibition area."
When I opened my eyes, I had arrived in the middle of the [Modern Art] Department building. There were so many people around that no one noticed I had teleported.
Following people's gazes, I saw an exhibition hall under movement control.
"Why are you blocking it? I just want to check if my work is alright!"
"Entry is not permitted."
A woman in a paint-stained apron and a security guard were arguing.
It seemed they had no intention of ever revealing the inside of the exhibition hall.
'Well, what can they do when an unknown monstrous creature is brutally dead inside?'
I was the one who killed the Goblin. But there was no CCTV inside the exhibition hall, so I wasn't worried. The school would probably install new CCTVs after this incident, but that had nothing to do with me.
...I just wanted to go home and rest.
Dealing with the Goblin and Im Yuna had completely drained me.
As I was heading out to go home and rest, I heard someone calling me.
"Ji-yoon-ah!! Where have you been all this time?"
Ha-yoon rushed towards me as soon as she saw me.
Her eyes were moist.
"I was worried..."
She hugged me and rubbed her face against my chest.
"I was just taking a walk in the park and just got back. There's no problem."
"Then you should have answered your phone... You're mean."
'My phone didn't work?'
It seemed Im Yuna's secret location was an out-of-service area where communication was impossible.
"Sorry, I put it in my bag on vibrate mode and didn't hear it because I was walking."
"...But what's that necklace?"
"..!"
Come to think of it, the choker Im Yuna had etched on me like a tattoo would seem quite out of the blue to Ha-yoon.
"...Actually, I secretly went outside school, saw a choker, and bought it. Isn't it pretty?"
"Yeah, it suits you, Ji-yoon."
Fortunately, the tattoo Im Yuna had etched was so vibrant that it created the illusion of wearing a real choker.
And Ha-yoon likes whatever I wear.
She'd probably give a thumbs-up and say it's pretty even if I wore socks with sandals.
'Should I actually try it?'
"Ji-yoon-ah."
"Uh, yeah?"
"Let's go to my place."
"Today too?"
"...You don't want to?"
Ha-yoon's lips trembled slightly.
"Ha... hahaha, of course we should go!"
Because of the 'sins' I've committed, if Ha-yoon looks even a little sad, I get restless.
* * *
We arrived at Ha-yoon's house.
"Unni, I'm here."
I called Ha-yoon's mother, but there was no answer.
"Today, there's no one home but me."
"Really? It's a shame I can't eat Unni's cooking."
Her excessive care is a bit burdensome, but it's good to have good things.
"Ah, I wish I could live in a house like this too."
"Let's live together!"
"Nah. That would be a nuisance."
For some reason, Ha-yoon seemed particularly excited today.
Today, as usual, Ha-yoon and I lay on the bed watching a drama. After watching one episode to the end, I quickly became thirsty.
"Aren't you thirsty? I'll go get some water."
As I was about to get out of bed, Ha-yoon's hand wrapped around my waist, stopping my movement.
...It was truly sudden.
I was pulled by Ha-yoon into a position where I was hugged like a teddy bear.
"Ha-yoon-ah?"
I called her, but there was no answer.
As if hugging wasn't enough, Ha-yoon spread her legs and pulled my buttocks between her thighs.
"Uhh... ungh...♡"
"Ha, Ha-yoon-ah?!"
Ha-yoon rubbed her crotch against my buttocks. I was shocked and couldn't move.
"Ji-yoon-ah... my p*ssy feels weird..."