Chapter 20
Chapter 20
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 20
Chapter Title: Totem Pole
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Jung Hye-na’s pussy was severely swollen.
“I’m sorry, Hye-na.”
“No, it’s okay. It’s because my body is too weak to handle all of you...”
Right now, my desire was at 1,500%.
Fortunately, I had only come outside of her once, so the amount of semen I got refunded wasn’t that much.
Thanks to that, I was able to completely satisfy my desire by coming inside her about four times.
Any more thrusting, and I feared Jung Hye-na would end up in the emergency room with a vaginal tear.
So, for all four times, I used her mouth to build up to the point of ejaculation, only inserting into her pussy for a moment when I was about to cum.
It was a bit of a workaround, but it did the trick.
In the end, it seemed all that mattered was that I came inside her.
[Jung Hye-na] [My External Ejaculations: 1] [My Oral Ejaculations: 32] [My Internal Ejaculations: 30] [Strength, Stamina, Endurance +500%] [Semen Production Capacity +63%] The +500% to Strength, Stamina, and Endurance was definitely a good thing.
Even when a woman was completely drained of energy and limp, I could handle her easily and freely.
This buff certainly wasn't given to me so I could go win a gold medal at the Olympics.
It was intended for me to make good use of my physical prowess during sex.
Of course, I could use the buff for sports.
But that would be a foolish thing to do.
It would go against the purpose of the status window and trample upon the efforts of my dick’s soul.
Let’s think about it.
Setting aside plausibility for a moment, let’s say I somehow debuted as a soccer player.
If I played one match every three days, how much time would be wasted on travel, playtime, training, and so on?
The same would apply to any other sport.
It would be better to use that precious time to have sex one more time.
Therefore, it’s advisable to find a way to work as little as possible and earn a lot of money.
It would be best if Jung Hye-na could quit her job as well, but...
For a person to achieve self-realization, they still need to have a social life.
I’d be fine, but if Jung Hye-na were to be with me 24/7, doing nothing but having sex except when sleeping, she would break down as a human being.
Because I love her, I don't want that to happen to her.
I should probably earn some money myself while Hye-na is at work.
“Should I sell the apartment?”
With 8.5 billion won, I could live my whole life without doing a thing.
But since it doesn't feel like it’s mine, I should probably drop that idea.
On the other hand, finding a job that pays well with Lee Chang-woo's credentials—a high school diploma and no notable certifications—seemed difficult.
Unless you’re extremely wealthy or starting a business, a college degree is necessary.
I’m neither. I probably have no talent for business.
And going back to college is a hassle.
I should just find a way to make money with this face.
A few ideas immediately came to mind.
In times like these, it’s best to borrow the power of collective intelligence.
I turned on my laptop and logged into an internet community I frequented.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ There's a misattributed meme that goes, "First, become famous. Then, even if you take a shit, they will applaud."
Because the meaning contained within it resonates with the human heart.
That's why it spread so widely, even in its distorted form.
If you want to quickly arrive at a desired result through collective intelligence?
You throw some shit to start a fire.
📰 Community Post [Title: Honestly, besides dating, are there any real benefits for a guy being handsome?] 💬 Comments — Original Poster -Unless you're celebrity-level handsome, does it really help in your social life other than making dating easier?
>It's not like a company is going to promote you based on your face. — Commenter 1 The fuck is this crazy bastard talking about? lolll — Commenter 2 Yeah, okay, we hear you. An ugly dude's attempt to drag everyone down with him. — Commenter 3 If you're handsome and you're not getting any benefits in your social life, then you're not actually handsome... you idiot.... — Commenter 4 If you're truly handsome, you can make money doing anything, you fucking idiot. — Commenter 5 It's true. If you're handsome but can't make money with your looks, you're not actually handsome. I should add more fuel to the fire.
— Original Poster -OP here. I've never seen a handsome guy get any real advantages from his looks.
>They just get slandered by other guys and get a reputation as a player among women, so they end up being ostracized.
>Unless you're celebrity-level handsome, it's all useless, peace out. — Commenter 6 Wow, this ugly fucker is running his mouth so much my heart is trembling. ↳ Reply Calm down, bro. Please, think of your health. ↳ Reply Holy shit, that's exactly how I feel right now. — Commenter 7 My cousin isn't celebrity-level, but he's very handsome for a regular guy. He's a divorced man in his mid-thirties with two kids.
>He married a pharmacist in her 20s.
>My cousin is a pharmaceutical sales rep. ↳ Reply from OP OP here. Isn't the pharmacist ugly then?
>If she looked even remotely human, why would a female pharmacist in her 20s marry a sales rep instead of a doctor? ↳ Reply lmao ↳ Reply I thought this was just trolling, but at this point, isn't this just a case of borderline intellectual functioning? ↳ Reply This can't be a troll. I can see a genuine, moronic purity in the OP's stupid question. 📰 Community Post [Title: I've run a business in Gangnam for 10 years.] ⭐ Top Comment — GangnamBizMan I’ll kindly tell you how a handsome man can live the easy life. 1. Get a job at a host bar.
>If you're really handsome, you don't even have to try hard to sweet-talk women into giving you money. They'll just throw it at you.
>But you have to be really, really, truly handsome. 2. Get a sales job that deals with rich middle-aged women.
>If you're really handsome, these women will boost your sales like crazy, and you'll get incentives in the tens of thousands per month.
>Think pet supplies, department store furniture or appliances, women-only spas or screen golf, etc.
>Luxury shops are a no-go. They're a pain in the ass and not worth it. 3. Work part-time at a Gangnam model house.
>If you're really handsome, the Gangnam madams will offer to sponsor you within a week.
>If you really don't want a sponsor, you can ask them to set you up with a job, and they'll find you a cushy one. 4. If you can speak Japanese, go to Japan and become an AV actor. (Knowing "Kimochi desu ka?" is enough.)
>These days, it's hard to find good-looking male actors in Japan, so I hear a really handsome newcomer can get paid over 5 million won per shoot. 5. If none of the above work, open a snack shop near a girls' middle or high school.
>If you're really handsome, the initial investment is low, and you can get an amazing return on investment. If none of these apply to you, you're not handsome, so just go jump off a bridge. — Commenter 1 Quality post. Upvoted. — Commenter 2 Tears are blurring my vision. — Commenter 3 Wow, such a detailed response to some moron's bullshit. The post was more or less similar to what I had in mind, but it also contained things I hadn't thought of.
The nightlife industry was obviously out, and getting a sponsor from a rich woman was out of the question.
“So, a sales job in a field with a lot of female customers, huh?”
But sales jobs require long hours, which I didn't like.
They would undoubtedly bother me with calls and messages after work and on my days off.
Still, since I had successfully baited them, various other opinions continued to pour in.
Most of them were not bad, and there were many novel ideas.
The problem was that no one could suggest a method that involved short working hours, a lot of free time during work, and a high salary.
— Random Commenter -lol If you're really handsome, a pretty woman will make money and support you, so why wouldn't you do that? What kind of bullshit is that?
The pathetic, dickless virgin instinct stirring within me would not tolerate such a thing.
How could I even think of letting Hye-na work herself to the bone her whole life while I just played around and lived off her money?
That was a realm of shamelessness only attainable by a naturally born, alpha male like the original Lee Chang-woo.
Just then, one post caught my eye.
📰 Community Post [If you're really handsome, come work at my place] — CafeOwner -It's a decently sized private cafe in Gangnam. Business was good because of a handsome part-timer I used to have.
>But that part-timer left to work at the new franchise cafe that opened across the street, can you believe it? lol
>Sales have dropped by more than 50%, and I've lost the will to run the business these days. If you're really handsome, I'll hire you as the store manager and give you a base salary of 5 million won a month. I'll also give you 40% of the net profit as an incentive.
>You don't need to do inventory management, make coffee, or clean.
>Just sit there like a totem pole in a visible spot, and occasionally talk to the customers while pretending to clear their tables. If you're really handsome, come check it out.
>Address: XXX-YYY-ZZZ — Commenter 1 Ah, bro.
>He's not saying he's handsome; he's an ugly dude arguing that being handsome has no benefits in social life. ↳ Reply from CafeOwner loll Ah, shit, I got baited. Still, I'll leave this post up just in case some handsome lurker sees it. ↳ Reply Why would a handsome guy be on here? He'd be too busy banging gorgeous women. Just sit there like a totem pole? I could study then.
But 5 million won a month plus 40% of the net profit?
That seems a bit too much. Is this a prank?
Still, judging by the sincerity in the post, it doesn't seem like a fake.
Wait, this address is near Hye-na’s studio, isn’t it?
If we commute together, we can spend as much time together as possible.
Might as well check it out, what’s the harm?
Besides, I was planning to stop by a photo studio nearby anyway.
“Hye-na. I'm heading out for a bit. You get some rest.”
“Uh, okay? Where... No, no, have a good time.”
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ There was a notice posted on the cafe’s front door.
[Seeking Male Part-Timer with a Neat Appearance] [Preference for Those with Outstanding Looks] [Exceptional Compensation Guaranteed] The probability just went up a little.
The probability that the post wasn’t a lie.
Still, I shouldn't get my hopes up. I’ll just go in with the mindset of casually checking it out.
If it doesn't work out, I could always tutor, but ah, I only have a high school diploma right now.
I really hope this is a good offer.
Before going in, I checked out the shop across the street that the model part-timer had supposedly betrayed him for.
[Grand Opening] [Moonlight Coffee] So it really is a newly opened Moonlight Coffee across the street.
I peeked inside to scout it out.
A somewhat decent-looking man wearing a manager's name tag was bustling around.
Is that the former part-timer who bailed?
He was tall and slim, but he didn't seem that handsome to me.
The tables were packed with women ranging from their 20s to their 50s.
I wanted to go in and check the atmosphere, but there was no point in revealing my face unnecessarily.
If I started working here, that Moonlight Coffee would become a rival cafe.
I checked my attire one more time.
A clean navy suit rented from a formal wear shop.
I wasn't sure what the dress code for a cafe interview was, but...
With this face, what wouldn't look good?
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ The cafe owner, Gong Ji-cheol, sighed yet again as he looked at the tables, which were more than three-quarters empty.
“That son of a bitch. After I treated him so well.”
Business used to be good.
It was all thanks to the female customers who came to see the handsome male part-timer he had hired a year ago.
The part-timer, who had apparently worked as a model, managed the local regulars well with his outstanding looks and excellent social skills.
So, Ji-cheol had significantly raised his salary, and after six months, he had even made the big decision to give him 20% of the profits as an incentive.
But he had been betrayed.
Treating him too well had been the problem.
The guy had used the money he earned to open a Moonlight Coffee franchise across the street.
Naturally, the regular customers had flocked over there.
Of course, this place was in a good location, so many first-time customers still came in.
He wasn't operating at a loss, just back to how things were before that part-timer came, but...
Still, seeing the cafe across the street always full to the brim filled him with rage.
He heard that he had grounds to sue under commercial law, but he didn't want to go that far.
Ding-a-ling.
“Welco—”
Gong Ji-cheol, who had quickly composed himself and instinctively greeted the customer with a smile, froze solid.
It was a male customer so handsome that he instantly turned the image of the traitorous part-timer in his mind into a squid.
‘Wow... How can a person look like that?’
“W-w-w-would you like to order?”
He was so shocked that even his voice trembled.
“I came because I heard you were hiring.”
Gong Ji-cheol’s mind cleared as if doused with cold water.
He thought it was a customer, but it turned out to be an ecosystem-disrupting, ridiculously handsome interviewee. All sorts of conditions popped into his head.
“Is it true that I can get 5 million won a month plus 40% of the net profit just for sitting here?”
Gong Ji-cheol quickly recalled the post he had impulsively spewed out earlier.