Chapter 78
Chapter 78
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Translator: uly
Chapter: 78
Chapter Title: Reborn as the Plum Blossom Sword Guard in a Count's Family
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‘…Was Eugene Prucker’s setting 15 years old? But these hands are way too small for that.’
There was a mirror hanging on the wall right next to the bed. I got down from the bed and looked into it.
A younger version of myself stared back. It looked exactly like my childhood self from reality. Aside from the unnaturally pale skin.
‘I chose three years prior… so my age has regressed that much too? The avatar’s age must be set to the original story’s starting point.’
Still, my body felt way too small. My real-life kid self had an average build.
‘Somehow, my body feels heavy.’
I swung my arms and legs around this way and that.
“…Huh?!”
Pain shot through my chest.
The sudden agony caught me off guard, and I collapsed to the floor. My breath hitched, and my vision blurred.
‘Congenital heart defect!’
It was Eugene Prucker’s setting. I hadn’t paid it much mind. I figured the avatar’s body would reflect my stats anyway. A little heart condition seemed negligible.
And above all…
The heart defect was cured.
Color rushed back to my skin in an instant. A flush bloomed on my cheeks. My heavy body felt light again.
I swung my arms and legs around like before.
No issues.
I assumed the Eternal Heaven Style stance.
‘Eternal Heaven Style works fine too. Even if the body’s smaller, I can still use skills and traits properly.’
This time, I learned that the settings properly affected me.
‘The Vampire Detective’s genius hacker setting didn’t affect me.’
I figured that was unavoidable. I wasn’t influenced by the avatar’s knowledge, experiences, memories, or personality. The exception was the language knowledge the avatar mainly used.
‘The common tongue of this continent’s knowledge is fully implanted.’
It was pretty fascinating, being a language that didn’t exist in reality.
‘Huh. Wait. If my body’s smaller… does that mean my dick is smaller too?!’
Startled, I hurriedly yanked down my pants.
A smooth, hairless cock appeared. It was my real-life dick scaled down exactly—like, circumcised state.
And it was pretty big. Fully erect, it’d probably outsize the average Korean adult male’s.
“Heh.”
I chuckled and fiddled with my cock.
I knew two ways to calm my mind.
One was fiddling with my smartphone. The other was fiddling with my cock.
My dick started stiffening. I let go and grabbed my smartphone instead.
“I’ll check the function later. For now, inventory…”
‘Strength, vitality, and agility dropped. Intellect and virility stayed the same. Figures, with the smaller body.’
It was fine. I had no plans to roughhouse in this world anyway.
‘Intellect’s secondary. As long as virility applies properly.’
I could forcibly grow or shrink my body with points too. I resisted the urge to pump points into my dick right away.
‘Hold back. It’s enough size to enjoy sex. Plus, I have the arousal amplification skill…’
I pulled up my pants and took out prepared items from my inventory.
A compact magic power generator.
It generated electricity using mana stones processed into mana crystals as fuel. Cost me 700,000 won. No need for a hunter shop—available online.
‘Small but high-spec. 30kW output.’
Downside: uses mana crystals for fuel. Basics alone cost over 300,000 won.
‘I splurged on a high-purity 5-million-won one, so it’ll last months.’
Next, I pulled out a box from inventory.
Laptop and other electronics inside.
‘No need to suffer fantasy world inconveniences, right?’
I set the bugs and micro-cameras from the Vampire Detective world on the table and cackled.
‘These primitives know zilch about cameras, so I can install openly.’
Of course, I wouldn’t actually install them blatantly.
‘Gotta do this much to devour the count’s family… Kuhahaha!’
I started by installing a camera in my room.
???
A month had passed since entering the ‘White Phantom’ Playful Life world.
I’d spent it quietly gathering intel. The original story knowledge I had was just massive future info that hadn’t arrived yet.
‘Had to learn this world’s culture, noble etiquette, etc.’
First off, my position as Eugene Prucker.
With my congenital heart defect, most people treated me with consideration. Super convenient. They wouldn’t scold me much for weird behavior.
‘But restrictions on actions.’
If I tried exercising or leaving the mansion, servants or knights stopped me.
‘Lucky Illuster lasts 30 minutes here.’
Two of them—full hour of free roaming. But careful around knights or mages. Their senses might detect me.
‘Camera got spotted mid-way, but I passed it off as a toy I made. Sickly setting. Pretty handy. Gonna milk it more.’
I glanced at the laptop on the table. Real-time monitoring of the mansion via installed cameras.
‘Last month: nothing special. Pure peace. Damn. Bored to death.’
Nothing to do but read books.
At least I could peep on the maids working in the mansion. That’s what I check cameras for lately.
Knock knock!
“Young Master Eugene! I brought black tea!”
“Come in.”
The door opened, and Lexi entered in her maid uniform. Brown hair, freckles on her face—a virgin. Lexi Elvis.
‘Can’t underestimate servants.’
Mansion staff were commoners; half were children of Prucker retainers.
Exclusive servants for nobles like me were usually nobles themselves. Lexi was the knight captain’s daughter.
Lexi set the teapot, cup, and snacks on the table.
“Wow~. Your room’s always so cool, Young Master.”
Lexi kept glancing at the diligently humming AC. Even after a month of seeing it, she did this every time. Must really covet it.
“Young Master. Could you make one for me too? I’ll pay full price!”
I’d bullshitted that I made all the electronics like the AC myself. Spun a detailed yarn about ancient ruin books or whatever, and they bought it. Even if doubted, whatever—who’re they gonna complain to?
Social status was gangster here, and only two people in this mansion outranked me.
“No. No materials.”
“If I get the materials, will you make one?”
“Why not just buy a magic tool? Cheaper that way.”
“Cooling magic tools eat mana stones nonstop. Too expensive.”
I sipped the black tea. Didn’t think it was that great. Tea time’s about noble dignity or whatever.
“Lexi, you’re 22 this year, right?”
“Yes. Why?”
Lexi had somehow planted herself right in front of the AC.
“Not getting married?”
“……No good proposals coming my way.”
Lexi smiled awkwardly.
People married young here. Labor was a key resource.
“What about Second Brother?”
“Pfft. As if I could marry Young Master Kyle. I’m just a lowly maid, and he’s direct Prucker lineage.”
True enough.
The Prucker Count family, in the eastern frontier of Rapelli Kingdom, was count in name only—real power rivaled a marquis. Even the king and dukes treaded lightly.
Lexi’s dad was knight captain, a knighted noble. Meaning Lexi was a commoner. Commoner girl marrying the lord’s son? Normally impossible.
“Just asking. But that hot?”
“Yes. So hot. Sweat pours down my neck after 10 minutes outside.”
Lexi flapped her huge skirt.
I gaped slightly at her pale legs.
‘Does this girl even realize she’s my personal maid?’
Her casual attitude made sense. I’d never lorded over her. Plus, kid looks. Sickly too—natural they’d underestimate.
‘…Her dad being knight captain helps.’
Just now. White panties flashed.
‘Gotta hold back. Hold back. Hold back.’
Tempting so blatantly—even if not my type—stirs lust.
Can’t pounce here. She’s retainer’s daughter. No plan started yet—can’t make knight captain an enemy.
“Haa. Feels so good, Young Master.”
Lexi shivered against the AC.
“……”
Sexy vibe hit me. Dick twitched. I stood from the chair. Needed to cool off out of sight.
“Young Master?”
“Ah. Bathroom break.”
My room had an en-suite bathroom. Proper toilet, good plumbing. Medieval dream in reality—but magic made it possible here.
“Okay? Ah! Young Master! Wait. Your clothes are messy.”
Before I could stop her, she approached. Womanly scent wafted over.
“Not going out anyway. Whatever.”
“No. You’re Prucker direct lineage—always mind your appearance. Besides, that’s my job.”
“……”
Lexi bent over, straightening my disheveled clothes with both hands.
Her cleavage right in my face. This world’s maid outfits—author’s fetish?—exposed upper chest, collarbone, shoulders.
‘Firm B-cup.’
I instinctively sized her up and deliberately sighed loudly.
“There. All good, Young Master.”
“…Yeah. Thanks.”
I hunched slightly, ass back—hide the erection. Noble here. Image matters.
Trying to pass her, my leg caught hers as she sidestepped. Lust-blinded me into a mistake I’d normally avoid.
“Kyaa?!”
We tumbled, me on top. I tensed deliberately. Instinct.
My face buried in her firm tits. I inhaled her milky scent. Weirdly, women’s body smells similar yet distinct. But all aroused me.
‘Ah. Fuck. Can’t hold. Knight captain? Aura expert? Screw it. Poison assassinate if annoying.’
Left hand dove into her cleavage, right hiked her skirt. White panties.
“Y-Young Master?!”
Yanked pants down, freed rigid cock. Pressed to her panties. Soft mound through thin fabric.
“Can’t hold. Lexi. Personal maid? Manage this too.”
Talked type or not—she was a beauty. Maid uniform, tending me a month. How tantalizing.
‘Auto-progress skipped to 4 days actually.’
Anyway, bottled up long enough.
Pulled out her perky tits. Pink nipples, soft. Fine. Arousal amplification skill.
Already knew them. Sorry Lexi—no foreplay planned. Wanted to thrust now.
Reached for panties. Gripped white fabric, shifted aside, aimed glans. Precum dripping—dry friction fine.
“Going in.”
“Kyaaaaaaa!”
Lexi screamed, shoving me. I flew into the air, crashed on the bed.
“Huh?”
Couldn’t process.
What woman’s that strong? Body younger, growth penalty nerfed stats—but still stronger than average in strength/vitality.
“Kyaaaaaaa!”
Slam!
Lexi flung door open, screamed, fled.
“……Tch.”
Realized it went south.
“Didn’t get it in. Damn. Shoulda just jammed.”
Wouldn’t have gone wrong then.