Chapter 672
Chapter 672
Translator: uly
Chapter: 672
Chapter Title: Vanguard - Alien Invasion
Back to reality.
I reflexively reached to open the Playful Life app.
Bzzz. Bzzz.
A message came in.
I jumped.
It felt like the message knew I'd returned from the Playful Life world.
“Not spam—it's Ha Seung-hee.”
I hadn't checked it yet, but I could guess the contents.
Lately, Ha Seung-hee had been steadily sending me messages.
Ha Seung-hee:
Yu-jin sunbae. As I said before, I want to renew the contract. And why do you keep avoiding me?
The reason I was dodging?
Simple.
Push and pull.
Ha Seung-hee was coming on strong.
The reason was obvious.
It was because of the Hevil’s Accelerator I had.
If our relationship had soured, she wouldn't be messaging so sweetly.
“Looks like she's found some breakthrough researching the Hevil’s Accelerator. Heh heh.”
I planned to keep her on edge.
People go crazier for something that's almost in their grasp but slips away.
Me:
Sorry. Been busy lately. What kind of contract do you have in mind?
I sent the message.
Lately, I hadn't done anal with Ha Seung-hee.
I'd been avoiding her on purpose, citing busyness.
With contract curses, mutual agreement meant no issues.
Ha Seung-hee:
Let's talk on the phone.
Me:
Text. I'm squeezing out time even though I'm swamped. Phone's not convenient right now.
I avoided calls.
Her silver tongue might pull me in, and texting kept the distance feeling more real.
“When pushing away, do it firmly.”
Push too hard, and she might walk—but I had the Hevil’s Accelerator.
I was the top dog; she was the underling.
Her reply came a bit late.
Ha Seung-hee:
Got it. I want more of the Hevil’s Accelerator.
Right on cue.
Me:
Find something while researching it?
Ha Seung-hee:
Yeah. Not visible results yet, but… with more samples, I can get results fast.
Me:
Sorry, but I know the value of Hevil’s Accelerator too. Can't just hand it out.
Ha Seung-hee:
I'll pay. 100 million per sample vial. How's that?
Me:
Don't need money.
Ha Seung-hee:
I want to increase our relations.
Meaning more anal sex.
Looked like a chaebol heiress selling her body.
“Or maybe she's hooked on anal?”
The accelerator might be an excuse; maybe she just wanted to fuck me.
“Hmm. Drop everything and go full-on sex? Nah, too much investment so far to waste.”
Me:
Relations? What relations? You mean add more contractors?
Ha Seung-hee:
You know what I mean.
Me:
Just say it clearly. No ambiguity. Better for you too to make contracts explicit.
Ha Seung-hee:
I want to increase the frequency of regular anal sex.
Me:
To what extent?
The reply took a moment.
Ha Seung-hee:
As much as possible.
“She's more desperate than I thought. Makes sense—with Hevil’s Accelerator perfected, the world changes.”
Could she even perfect it?
I pondered briefly, then shrugged it off.
Ha Seung-hee:
Why no reply?
Me:
Oh, sorry, was thinking. But nah, can't do it.
⚔ STATUS ⚔
👤 Name: Sung Yu-jin
📊 Level: 72
⚡ Strength: 80
💪 Stamina: 80
💨 Agility: 75
🧠 Intelligence: 70
🔥 Vitality: 80
✨ Mana: 80
Available Points: 4511
My lips split into a grin at the point total.
So many because I'd saved without spending before.
“Was 2,227 last time.”
Happier now than with 10 billion won.
Points over cash.
Raise stats, buy wonders, or gacha better than lotto.
“Time to level Yeongcheon Style! I wanna use its pinnacle too.”
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
[Yeongcheon Style Lv.10]
You can use Yeongcheon Style.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Spend 800 points to raise Yeongcheon Style Lv.10?
800 → 1200 → 1700
Total 3,700 points to reach Lv.13.
Remaining points: 811
“Damn.”
Points vanished—sudden emptiness.
Sage time I'd never felt with high vitality.
Spent 11 points on gacha to cheer up.
Total bust.
Mood sank further.
“Blow another 800? Save like last time? Keep for emergencies…”
I reached into the air.
My fingers moved—not meaningless.
Practicing Yeongcheon Style techniques.
“Higher level unlocks this. No pinnacle yet, but my Yeongcheon Style's definitely better.”
Ignoring physicals, hunter skills, and experience—
I might stand a chance against Jin Se-young now.
“She'd be shocked.”
I fiddled with the Playful Life app.
Then noticed something.
A quest refresh.
“Do these on time.”
I refreshed the quests.
Then—
“Whoa. Fuck.”
One of the three quests hit the jackpot.
📜 NEW QUEST 📜
They Seek to Invade the Beautiful Green Planet Earth
Alien forces invade peaceful Earth.
They plan to kill 90% of humanity and enslave the survivors.
⏰ As a U.S. agent, protect Earth by any means.
World: Vanguard – Alien Invasion
🎁 Reward: Random Skill Ticket
※ Multiple penalties apply.
※ Some penalties can be mitigated with points.
※ Quest-limited skill provided.
Penalty 1: Inventory Unavailable
Minimum 500 points to mitigate.
Penalty 2: Mana Cripple
Mana cannot be used.
Random Skill Ticket.
Obvious: a random skill.
“Penalty's inventory ban… meh, no biggie. Mana Cripple's name sucks though.”
Not hugely risky.
No mana, but physicals apply.
“Vanguard, huh.”
I recalled Vanguard – Alien Invasion.
A hero movie from the Vampire Detective world.
Heroes unite to repel aliens and save Earth.
“If it follows the plot… I can just chill? Easy mode.”
Grinning, I accepted the quest.
“Finish quick, snag skill.”
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Accepted They Seek to Invade the Beautiful Green Planet Earth
Entering Vanguard – Alien Invasion world.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Quest-limited skill provided.
Trait analysis complete.
⚡ SKILL ACTIVATED ⚡
[Pussy Sounds Lv.3]
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Playful Life begins.
I was sitting on a bench.
Bzzz. Bzzz.
My vibrate-only phone buzzed.
I squinted at the screen.
Unknown number.
Sender name:
Black Pig
“Black Pig? Who's that.”
I answered.
An angry voice blasted from the speaker.
“Mr. S! Do you have the luxury to leisurely siesta in the park right now?!”