Chapter 416
Chapter 416
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Translator: uly
Chapter: 416
Chapter Title: Reborn in the Count Family as the Plum Blossom Swordsman
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[Starting Playful Life.]
Upon entering the 'Baekhwan' world, I headed straight for the underground bathhouse.
Even in the middle of the day, there were over ten maids in the bathhouse.
"Oh, Master."
"Here for a bath? Let me help you."
The mansion's maids had to maintain perfect cleanliness at all times. It wasn't optional—it was mandatory. So, they bathed at least once a day. Even without the rule, the bathhouse facilities were so luxurious that many maids enjoyed soaking there anyway.
Especially on hot days like today.
"I'd appreciate the help."
Nude beauties gathered around me.
Each time their long legs stepped on the bath tiles, their plump asses jiggled, their breasts swayed, and droplets of water trickled down. Just looking at them brought a smile to my face.
I spread my arms and legs wide in front of the shower. The maids skillfully doused me with water and began scrubbing my body with soapy hands.
Squeak, squeak.
After cleaning me thoroughly with their hands, they soon started rubbing every inch of me with their breasts and pussies.
Some maids focused on my asshole, balls, and cock. The slick hands stroking my dick brought a surge of ejaculation building up.
"I'm about to cum. Take it with your body."
"Yes, Master."
My cock throbbed and spurted white semen.
The black-haired maid, Sonia, who had been kneeling in front of me washing my dick, closed her eyes and opened her mouth. Semen splattered across her body. It dripped onto her black hair and pale skin, landing on her face and into her mouth.
Gulp.
"Haa... Delicious, Master."
Sonia's breasts were only B-cups, but her proportions were flawless. Her face was innocently pure, like a noble lady from a fine family.
"Ah, there's still a bit left at the tip. Let me clean it up."
Sonia brought her lips to the head of my cock and sucked out the remaining semen from my urethra in one go.
"Oh, ooh..."
As I groaned in admiration, someone from behind grabbed my lower back. Glancing over my shoulder, I saw Vanessa, the golden-haired maid who had recently joined, smiling softly.
"Master, please lie down here."
"Sure."
I entrusted my body to her. She knelt on the floor and rested my head on her thighs.
"Is this comfortable?"
"Perfect."
Even as I lay on the floor, the maids continued washing me diligently.
I tilted my head to the side, and beyond her tightly pressed thighs, I caught sight of her wet golden pubic hair. Then I looked up. Her perky breasts and her prettily smiling face came into view.
'Fuck. This is what YOLO is all about. A hundred times better than sipping a mojito at the Maldives in real life—this bathhouse in the Baekhwan world wins every time.'
With maids on both arms, I entered the tub. I soaked for a while before calling out to them.
"Girls! Time for pussy inspection! Get out, line up on all fours, asses up."
"Yes~? Suddenly?"
"Pussy inspections are always surprise checks."
Pussy inspection.
It didn't mean much. I just wanted to look at their pussies.
The maids, unable to defy me, grumbled a bit but eventually lined up outside the tub on all fours, asses raised high.
I walked past them, checking out their pussies and assholes.
No two pussies were alike among the more than ten maids.
Some had pale pink ones, others darker shades. There were jungles, plains, and even bald mounds.
"All such pretty pussies."
I went back and forth over five times, admiring them.
"Master, it's getting tiring... Can we get up~?"
One of the maids whined coquettishly.
I was always indulgent with my beautiful maids' charms.
"Can't be helped. Hold on just a sec."
I ran my open palm from one end to the other. My hand slapped against their asses with wet smacks.
Smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack!
"Ahh!"
"Kyaa!"
"Oof..."
"No tonsil hockey without a return trip!"
Smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack!
"Ahhng!"
"Hngg."
The maids' asses turned bright red. Chuckling, I grabbed the shoulders of the maid right next to me—Vanessa—and pinned her to the floor, preparing to thrust.
"Haa... Isn't it over?"
"Over? This is just getting started."
Squish!
My cock plunged deep into her pussy without resistance. Her hips arched upward.
"Haak! Master's cock is inside!"
"Vanessa, feel the shape of my dick good."
With so many maids waiting, I pistoned my hips quickly, and soon came inside her. White semen gushed out from Vanessa's pussy.
One of the maids stared blankly at Vanessa's pussy and spoke up.
"Oh, right. I heard a rumor that Master is a seedless pumpkin... That's not true, is it?"
"...What?"
I didn't process it at first, understanding a beat late.
My limbs trembled. Something beyond anger writhed inside me. Even parental insults wouldn't have felt this insulting.
"Th-that's obviously bullshit! I can get anyone pregnant 100% if I want to! Where the hell did that rumor even come from?!"
As I shouted, the maids' eyes widened in shock.
"Uh... Th-that's..."
It wasn't hard to track down the rumor's source.
???
Yuria returned to the mansion leading the maids of the special maid unit, AM Squad.
The AM Squad maids, excluding Yuria, looked utterly exhausted. They had undergone three days and two nights of field training, battling one mercenary in the mountains and exterminating 60 monsters. They hadn't slept properly either.
Back at the mansion, Yuria surveyed her maids. Unlike the filthy, dirt-covered maids, she looked freshly bathed—spotless. Not a speck of dust on her combat gear.
Total of twelve. All safe. They had sustained minor injuries during training, but Yuria's healing arts and potions had erased all traces.
"Dismissed. Even if you're tired, don't forget to stay clean. Cleanliness is a maid's duty."
"Yess~"
"Good work!"
"Finally back. I thought we might not make it alive..."
"I'm gonna wash up and crash. Don't wake me."
The AM maids headed straight for the underground bathhouse. Yuria went a different way. She planned to report her return to Yujin first, then hit the baths.
On her way to Yujin's room, Yuria paused. In the fourth-floor hallway by Yujin's bedroom stood a naked Melissa.
The former Goldway student council president had deep navy-blue long hair, sharp eyes, and E-cup bouncy tits—a stunning beauty. As AM Squad leader, she had skipped training under the pretext of guarding Yujin. Being an aura expert and mid-tier mage made it possible.
Since becoming Yujin's maid, she seemed a bit off—like a screw loose. Maybe shedding her family burdens had let her true personality show.
"Melissa... What are you doing?"
"Head Maid... Can't you tell? Pussy squats."
Sweat-drenched Melissa lowered her body into a squat.
Squelch!
A massive dildo was fixed to the floor beneath her. Pussy squats meant squatting over a dildo, inserting it fully with each rep.
"Haaangh!"
Melissa rose again. The dildo slid out of her pussy. The floor was soaked with sweat and juices.
"Haa, haa... How was training?"
"Yes. Training was a success. Everyone followed well. And what I meant was, why are you doing pussy squats in the hallway?"
"Punishment from Master. 1,000 pussy squats... 551 left. Head Maid, go tell Master I'm reflecting—ask him to halve it."
A camera was set up in front of Melissa. Obviously to prevent slacking.
"What did you do to earn punishment from Master?"
Yujin was lenient with beauties, especially maids. Even if they broke a vase, he'd let it slide.
"I spread the rumor that Master is a seedless watermelon. Hngg! Loose lips... Haak! 450!"
"I see."
"I'm reflecting. I had no idea he could control pregnancies—that's ridiculous. Hngg!! 451!"
Yuria approached Melissa.
"Got it. Understood."
Yuria smiled sweetly. She extended her foot, nudged Melissa's leg, and pressed lightly on her shoulder.
"Aaah!?"
"Your legs are too wide for a proper squat. Ass needs to go lower too."
"Hnnng..."
"You committed a sin, so take the full punishment. I'll check the footage myself later—do it right."
"Head Maid...! Oh, I'm gonna... Haaangh!"
Yuria entered Yujin's bedroom. Yujin was in the middle of playing with one maid, but less than three minutes later, Yuria's moans leaked out into the hall.
???
Dinner time arrived.
I headed to my private dining room.
Tonight's menu was sushi. And the plate was Fatima, one of the older maids who had given birth.
With her braided brown hair and voluptuous figure, she lay still on the table. Her massive G-cups sagged slightly to the side, and her lower belly had unmistakable stretch marks.
Sushi was arranged on her thighs, belly, groin, belly again, and shoulders.
I elegantly picked up the sushi from her body one by one with chopsticks.
"Delicious. Heh."
Slurp. Smack.
Under the table, Yuria was diligently sucking my cock. I came once in her mouth before resuming my chopsticks. Yuria kept sucking.
I cleared the salmon sushi on her breast. Her brown nipple was erect. Pinching it with chopsticks made Fatima's body tremble.
"Ngh..."
Some food spilled off her body. Ignoring it, I moved the chopsticks to her groin.
Pushing aside the bush covering her privates revealed thick brown pubic hair. I parted the hairs with chopsticks, seeking her bright pink pussy.
I worked the chopsticks busily. Tweaking her thick labia minora, gripping her clit tight.
"Ah! Haaang! Hnng."
Soon, clear fluid leaked from Fatima's pussy. I jabbed the chopsticks inside.
"Haaang! Ah! Aah!"
A truly satisfying dinner.
???
Thud thud!
I stomped on Pesus, the chief of the Frost Hammer Dwarf tribe. Pesus screamed in confusion at my sudden violence.
"Gaaak! Sp-spare me, Master!"
"Not killing you, so quit whining. Do you know why I'm stepping on you?"
"B-because you're in a bad mood, Master?"
"Wrong! You dwarf bastard!"
Thud! Thud!
I stomped harder.
"Confess your sin! Then I'll stop!"
"Ugh... Did I secretly drink booze?"
"Do I care if you drink booze or water?"
"Gaaak! Because we traded with a merchant who sneaked in?!"
"What?! Trading without my permission? Ballsy! Tell me about that merchant!"
"If not that...! Don't tell me... We badmouthed you behind your back?! Sorry! We went crazy on booze!"
"I can forgive anything else, but not insulting me."
Bam!
I kicked Pesus in the gut. He rolled like a soccer ball, groaning with a bloody face.
"I was gonna just beat you and leave it... But no. You have five minutes. Assemble everyone under you."
"Groooan..."
"Five minutes!"
"Y-yes, sir!"
Startled, Pesus jumped up and ran into the Frost Hammer dwarf village. Dwarves rushed out and lined up before me.
"I, Yujin, am disappointed in all of you."