Chapter 258
Chapter 258
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Translator: uly
Chapter: 258
Chapter Title: Kill the Gay King
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"Teleport."
I moved above the Dark House.
Standing atop the Dark House's head, I plunged the black sword, Gay Slayer, right into its skull. It sank in as easily as stabbing tofu.
-Graaaaargh!
The Dark House let out a scream of agony.
The fact that Gay Slayer's effect worked meant the Dark House was a gay. It doesn't affect anyone who's not.
"Looks like I can test just how amazing this sword is. Genocide!"
Black light burst from the Gay Slayer in my hand. The black light poured into the Dark House's body.
Cracks began spiderwebbing across the Dark House's body. Black light leaked from the fissures.
'Urgh...!'
My mental energy was being sucked away. It felt like something in my head was being pulled out. Unlike consuming mana or vitality, this was a different sensation. Not a pleasant one.
Thud. Thump.
The head beneath my feet shook. No, the creature's body was slowly crumbling.
And at one point, the Gay Slayer stopped draining my mental energy. The Dark House's body collapsed, black light exploding outward.
"Argh!"
I screamed. The platform gave way, making it hard to keep my balance. Looking around, chunks of shattered walls were plummeting downward.
Yeongcheon-ryu Thunder Sound Step.
I used the footwork technique, stepping across the falling walls. One thing was certain: I couldn't let myself get buried under rocks. I'd finally gotten the ultimate weapon to kill the Gay King; I couldn't die stupidly now.
Rumble!
I dashed like mad, thunder echoing with every step. Thanks to that, I made it to the ground without being crushed.
Ever since getting the Gay Slayer, killing gays for GK had become much easier.
No need for elaborate strategies.
I just went where gays gathered and swung the Gay Slayer.
"Genocide!"
Black light shot out in all directions from the sword I swung. The range was at least 500 meters.
"Hoo. As expected, it tires me out after one use."
My mental energy drained steadily. Genocide required several hours of rest after use.
"Heh heh. At least 200,000 GK per go."
Killing gays was so satisfying it was addictive. Watching them vanish relieved my stress. I'd love to do this every day, but... I had a time limit. About ten days left.
'Now, time to kill the Gay King.'
Preparations were nearly complete.
I gaped at the sight of the Gay King's palace.
A lavish palace straight out of a fantasy world loomed in the city center.
"What are you waiting for? Get in there."
A voice shattered the moment. It was Deborah from the Women's Human Rights Protection Society.
"Just thinking for a second."
I turned to look behind me as I replied.
Over a thousand women stood there. All members of the society, equipped with the GK weapons and armor I'd provided. Their faces were resolute. Today decided whether they'd kill the Gay King and reclaim women's rights—or not.
"What's wrong? Suddenly scared?"
I shook my head at Deborah's question.
"Nothing like that. But the chairwoman didn't need to come herself."
Deborah had never once joined me in action. She issued orders from safety, never fighting. Not that I blamed her. It was her role.
"I'm the head of the Women's Human Rights Protection Society. How could I miss this?"
What bullshit.
Deborah had one goal: snatch the Gay King's crown before anyone else once I took him down.
The thousand-plus fighters behind me would turn on me the instant the Gay King fell.
"Impressive. A true example for the leader."
Deborah's eyebrow twitched. She'd caught my sarcasm.
Before she could retort, I kicked open the palace's front doors and strode in. No time for pointless bickering.
Inside the doors stood soldiers in anachronistic plate armor, spears at the ready.
"This is His Majesty Gay King's residence!"
"You can't enter! Get lost!"
"Except the pure straight youth up front!"
"Pure straight youth! His Majesty Gay King desires you!"
The gatekeeper gays bellowed sternly in perfect formation.
"Such nonsense."
I smirked and swung Gay Slayer. The three gays blocking me dropped dead with screams.
Deborah followed up.
"Women! Eliminate them!"
The GK-armed women charged the gatekeepers. Outnumbered badly, the gatekeepers lasted less than five minutes before dying.
"Impressive weapon, every time."
Deborah eyed Gay Slayer.
"Agreed."
Deborah coveted it. She'd even suggested letting other agents use it.
'But the agents couldn't handle Gay Slayer.'
Simple reason: despite appearances, it weighed over 30kg.
Too heavy for a normal adult to even lift, let alone swing. Plus, they lacked the mental energy for Genocide.
Only I could wield Gay Slayer properly.
'If someone else could, Deborah would've killed me before coming here.'
We pressed into the palace.
Only gays inside, and the society killed every last one without mercy.
'Even now, the Gay King doesn't budge.'
I'd thought him arrogant at first, but now he just seemed insane.
Finally, we reached the throne room.
I moved to kick the doors open, but Deborah beat me, flinging them wide.
'Announcing herself as leader?'
Whatever.
The doors revealed the Gay King on his throne, cradling a pretty-faced man. Both naked, mid-act.
"My eyes are rotting."
As I muttered, Deborah shouted at the Gay King.
"Gay King! We'll end your tyranny and restore world peace! From today, women reclaim their rights! Kill the Gay King!"
At her command, the women attacked.
Pew pew pew!
The man in the Gay King's lap died from incoming black beams, but the Gay King rose unscathed. Beams, arrows, bullets—nothing worked.
The Gay King eyed Deborah.
"Aren't you that wretch who abandoned her husband and fled? Thought bringing a mob of women would beat me? Foolish bitch..."
He tapped his staff on the floor.
Whoosh!
A massive gust blew us back. Me, Deborah, the women—we flew. I landed buried in female bodies.
'Heaven? ...No, focus.'
I pretended to stagger, disoriented.
I wanted the Gay King to kill the women. They'd turn on me eventually. Halving their numbers would make grabbing the crown easier.
'Bonus if he takes out Deborah too...'
The Gay King gestured at the air.
"Eeeeek!"
Deborah floated up. She flailed, but couldn't escape his telekinesis.
"You'll die last, most miserably."
Deborah hung pinned five meters up.
The Gay King gestured again. Invisible wind blades slashed at the women with every finger twitch.
"Aaaagh!"
"M-my arm!!"
"Mercy!!"
Blood and guts sprayed. Screams echoed, blood pooling. Brutal carnage.
'Sena? Sena's okay, right?!'
I cared about only one woman. Scanning, no sign of Sena. No clue if alive or dead.
The Gay King's fingers stopped. He turned, staring at me. Our eyes met.
"Oh, ooh! This scent! Pure straight youth...! You've finally come to me!"
He swung his staff.
Women around me floated up, smashing into the ceiling. Blood dripped down.
"Yes. Here to kill you."
I gripped Gay Slayer two-handed. He had immense power. But with this sword, I could win.
The Gay King reaching for me grimaced.
"That weapon... dangerous. It reeks of peril! Drop the sword now! That's an order!"
"Think I'll obey?"
"You will!"
Thud!
He slammed his staff down.
Invisible force compelled my body. I swung Gay Slayer at the air; the force vanished.
"H-how...!"
The Gay King recoiled in shock.
Seizing the moment, I teleported right in his face.
"Die, Gay King!"
"N-no!"
He swung his staff. I flew back. Gay Slayer sliced it, gashing his shoulder. Blood poured.
"Why isn't it healing?!"
Panicking, he waved at the air. Gay Power faltered.
I rose from the floor.
"Hiiik!"
Fear crossed the Gay King's face. I'd expected him to go mad for me, but no. Unlike other gays, he cherished his life.
"E-enough! Die now! Heaven's Door!"
White light poured from the Gay King. Behind him, a peach-colored round door appeared.
"Urk!"
I barely held back vomit. The "door" was an anus. Perfectly wrinkled, it winked open and shut. White smoke billowed from the black void.
The smoke formed human shapes. Not one, but over ten. More poured out, numbers swelling.
They were featureless white men, identical faces and bald.
Crisis hit me.
'Leave it, and it'll be hundreds! Kill the Gay King now!'
I checked around. Women agents down, Deborah pinned in air.
'No worries for Deborah. Die!'
Gay Slayer's other ability: Gay Kill. Black light compressed along the blade. Genocide spread wide; this condensed.
"Hiiiieeeek!"
The Gay King sensed the danger instinctively, face twisting in terror.
I teleported right before him. White Heaven's Gays charged.
But I swung first.
"Die!!"
The black blade cleaved Heaven's Gays and Gay King alike. It didn't stop, slashing Heaven's Door and the palace.
Heaven's Door vanished. The bisected Gay King crumpled.
"To fall so... pathetically..."