Chapter 256
Chapter 256
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Translator: uly
Chapter: 256
Chapter Title: Kill the Gay King
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We ventured deeper into the Dark House.
There were plenty of Special Grade Gays in the Dark House, but killing them wasn't too hard if we planned our operations right. Unlike their brute strength, these guys had empty heads.
An agent scouting ahead down the dark corridor signaled back to us. Something was up.
She pointed to a door. It looked luxurious even at a glance, with colorful lights leaking through the crack and upbeat music spilling out.
-Hey yey yey~!
The music was so catchy and fun it made me want to dance without thinking. Curiosity piqued by the rhythm, I crept quietly toward the door.
"What are you doing? Where are you going?"
Sena grabbed my shoulder and whispered.
"Just gonna check it out real quick."
"It's dangerous!"
"It's fine. It's fine. I said just a quick look."
What was inside? I had to satisfy this curiosity.
-What's going on?!
I peered through the crack.
There, under flashing multicolored lights, a man was dancing wildly by himself. He had golden bobbed hair and was shaking his head and body frantically while singing.
<Immense Gay Power detected!>
<Opponent is a Special Grade Gay!>
<Universe Gay(?????)>
Same rank as Black Dragoon.
I flinched and backed away. Luckily, the guy was too lost in the music and dance to notice us.
We huddled far enough from the door to discuss.
"It's Universe Gay. Same rank as Black Dragoon. Can we contact base?"
"Been trying non-stop since we entered the Dark House, but no connection."
The Dark House was an isolated space. Only one exit: the entrance we came through. We could see outside through windows, but they wouldn't open. The light coming in was dim too. Once, we tried smashing a window with a full-force Jangdori swing, but it didn't even scratch.
The Dark House was a labyrinth and a prison in one.
"Operation A again?"
I asked. Like with Doctor Gay earlier: I draw aggro, agents surround and kill.
Then one agent spoke up.
"I know some intel on Universe Gay."
All eyes turned to her. She calmly shared what she knew.
Universe Gay popped up around the city now and then. His biggest trait? A strong sense of justice. He couldn't ignore injustice.
"Operation J might work better than A. What do you think?"
"Sena's right."
"Agreed."
The agents nodded one by one. Finally, they looked at me.
Operation J. I was still the core. And yeah, it fit Universe Gay perfectly.
"...Yeah, me too."
Even if it felt off.
"Then let's start the operation."
Sena gave the signal.
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"Uwaaaaaah!"
I screamed at the top of my lungs.
Moments later, the door flew open. Universe Gay—blond bob, cleft chin—burst out.
"Ooh..."
He frowned at me. More precisely, at Sena holding a knife to my throat.
Sena snarled venomously at him.
"Don't move without my permission!"
Operation J.
A hostage play. I was the hostage, agents the kidnappers. It didn't work on regular gays, but shone against the justice-obsessed ones.
Other agents hid nearby, ready to ambush.
"Ooh, girl. Isn't that guy your ally?"
"He is. But killing you matters more than his life."
"Ooh..."
Universe Gay's eyes darted. He spotted the agents targeting him. Normal gays would flee or charge. My life? These world gays would rape a Pure Straight Youth's corpse.
"Ooh... What do you want from me?!"
But righteous Universe Gay prioritized my life over others.
"I want you dead. Kill yourself right there."
Sena stated firmly. He panicked, waving his hands.
"Ooh. I can't die. I have to save that man!"
"Hmm. Fine? Then let's make a deal. Do exactly as I say... and I'll give you this man."
"Wh-what?!"
I panicked. This wasn't in the plan. I glanced at Sena; she met my eyes confidently, like trust me.
I decided to trust her. My dickhouse Sena wouldn't betray me.
"Ooh. Got it, girl. What do I do?"
"Cut off your right hand, and I'll let you take one step closer."
"Ooh..."
Universe Gay hesitated briefly, then sliced off his right hand with his left. It hit the floor with blood. He stepped forward.
"Ooh, satisfied, girl?"
"Satisfied? What? You're still alive and breathing. That won't save this man."
"Ooh... Next?"
"Left ear."
Splat.
He cut off his left ear without pause and stepped closer.
"Left foot."
"Ooh."
"Right eye."
"Ooh."
"Right forearm."
"Ooh."
Sena demanded body parts without flinching; he severed them without hesitation. Each piece brought him closer to me.
I couldn't understand him no matter how I thought about it.
"Why go this far?"
"Ooh. Pure Straight Youth. You deserve protection! I'll guard you!"
"...That damn Pure Straight Youth."
It pissed me off.
Could I just rush and kill him now? I signaled Sena, but she coldly glared and said,
"Left eye."
"Ooh."
Universe Gay was now blind, blood like tears from empty sockets.
"Liver."
"Ooh."
He plunged his hand into his gut. It emerged clutching his liver, which dropped to the floor.
His body was wrecked. Only his left arm intact; nose, ears, eyes gone. A normal human would've died ages ago.
"Dick."
"O-oh..."
He hesitated for the first time. But soon sliced off his own genitals. Splat.
"Left thigh."
"Ooh."
Sena didn't blink. She was normal usually, but ice-cold with gays. Most trained agents were, but Sena especially.
Universe Gay finally reached me—one step away—still alive.
"Heart."
Sena said coldly.
"Ooh."
He raised his left hand to his chest as if complying, then swung at Sena.
I moved first. Jangdori hidden on my back smashed his skull.
Bam!
Universe Gay crumpled.
"Stupid fuck. I never asked you to save me."
"Ooh... As long as you're safe, I'm satisfied."
Agents swarmed from all sides. He became mush under Jangdori blows.
<You killed Universe Gay(?????)! Gained 5,000 GK!>
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After killing Universe Gay, we resumed searching the Dark House.
We killed every gay we saw. With escape in mind, we cleared them preemptively to avoid interference later.
"Deep Dark Gay must be up ahead..."
I muttered tensely.
A pitch-black door loomed. Overwhelming aura poured from it. We all sensed it: Deep Dark Gay beyond.
Getting here wasn't easy.
Three agents dead; five left. Six with me.
Two of the dead fell to <Pillar Gay(?????)> ambushing from a pillar. I Teleported behind and finished it. Pillar Gay's durability surprised me, but not unbeatable.
The last died fighting <Rainbow Gay(?????)>, who had hypnotic powers via his rainbow hair.
Thus, after three agents' deaths, we reached this door.
"...Operation plan?"
I asked. Sena and the others shared ideas.
But no clear consensus. No intel on Deep Dark Gay, and with three dead, some ops were impossible.
"Operation A. Safest bet."
I said resolutely. Sena asked cautiously,
"Isn't A risky? Can you tank Deep Dark Gay's attacks?"
"I can. No real alternatives."
"......"
Sena fell silent. Yeah, A was best now.
"But before we go in..."
I opened the GK shop.
Combined weapons and armor, distributed to them. No time to skimp GK. Even if I blew most savings, we had to kill Deep Dark Gay.
I left minimal GK and spent the rest.
Re-armed, we deep-breathed and approached the door.
I reached for the black-aurad door, yanked back startled.
Cold, heavy, filthy.
Abandoning hands, I kicked it full force.
Boom!
Door flew open.
Center: Deep Dark Gay. Leather collar, leather panties, leather mask. Whip in hand, flogging naked gays.
The naked gays panted, sweat and blood dripping. One face-down on floor, two hung from ceiling by leather straps, two more vacuum-bed bound in agony.
"ANG?"
Deep Dark Gay turned to us.
Dangerous Gay Power detected!
Opponent is a Special Grade Gay!
Deep Dark Gay(??????)
Deep Dark Gay stared piercingly. Masked lips smirked. Chills ran down my spine.
"ANG! Didn't expect you here... Wanna be my slave too?!"
"Bullshit! Everyone, attack!"
I roared; agents aimed and fired: lasers, poison darts, machine guns, arrows—lethal even grazing normal gays.
Deep Dark Gay didn't dodge. Hands on hips, took hits head-on. No fatal damage.
Skin tore, drops of blood—scratches. Covered in them, bloodied quick, but his smile stayed. Seemed to enjoy the pain.
"Fuck. Tougher monster than expected!"
I prepped the black grenade.
Bomb that exterminates gays. Their nightmare weapon.
Combo - Grenade + Flashbang + Flamethrower + Extermination Powder>
One-use, power exceeds <Gay Hell>. 5,000+ GK, so only for worst cases.
"Explode and die, monster!"
I hurled it full force. Hit and detonated on him.
Kaboom!
Black explosion.
But he stood.
"Fuck You!"
Black darkness erupted from him, filling the room.
Oddly, he was unaffected—clearly visible.
I looked around. No Sena, no agents. Sensed with ki: nothing. No bodies either.
'No way... A barrier?!'
Grating laugh, teeth bared. Leather whip cracked floor as he advanced on me.