Chapter 251
Chapter 251
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Translator: uly
Chapter: 251
Chapter Title: Kill the Gay King
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“Follow me. With this wave watch, we can hide from the gays and escape.”
She pointed to the watch on her wrist. I knew its effect because I had just experienced it firsthand.
“Wait a moment… please wait just a second.”
“It’s a situation where we can’t afford to waste even an instant, so why… Ah.”
She peered at my back and nodded knowingly. More than five pink dildos were lodged in it.
“For some reason, with these dildos stuck in me, I can’t use my powers properly. Let’s pull them out and go.”
“Those are Pink Gay dildos. They have the effect of weakening their target. And yet you can still move with five of them embedded… As expected, you’re…”
She came around behind me to help. But she hesitated, unable to pull them out right away.
“How about we head back to our base to remove them? Doing it here would cause massive blood loss… and you might end up in critical condition.”
“No. They’re not embedded as deeply as they look. The gays don’t want to kill me, after all.”
Their goal is to capture me alive, no matter what. Not to hand me over to the Gay King, but to target my virginity directly.
The gays pursue their own desires even more fervently than their loyalty to the Gay King. They’ll probably fuck me first before offering me up.
“Well…”
She gave me a look of pity as she pulled the dildos from my back.
“But your ass seems fine? Pink Gays usually target the ass before the back. A dildo there would leave you completely immobile.”
“Actually, a few came flying at my ass. It would’ve been a close call without this.”
I pulled my pants down slightly. Steel boxer briefs came into view.
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“……Heh.”
“And that gay bastard didn’t bother targeting my ass. He probably thought he couldn’t let a mere dildo take my virginity… that dog-brained idiot.”
“I think the same. Gays with Gay Power… they’re not right in the head.”
I stood up. Blood dripped steadily onto the ground. It was enough to have knocked out any normal person.
“No matter how I look at it, this seems dangerous. We should raid a nearby pharmacy for emergency treatment at least… Eh?”
“I’m fine.”
Complete Recovery
All wounds healed. Vitality restored. Cooldown: 12 hours.
I used Complete Recovery. My wounds vanished, and vitality surged through my weary body.
‘It’s best to save Complete Recovery when possible… but hoarding it too much can backfire. There’s a reason they say saving leads to regret.’
The key is proper timing. And I figured now was the right moment. I had no intention of fighting the gays right now, and I could use it again in twelve hours anyway.
“The wounds are gone…? As expected… of the Exterminator.”
“Exterminator… What do you know about me?”
“Not enough time to explain here. Let’s go to our base. Just as we need your help, you’ll need ours too. Right?”
“Yes.”
I decided to follow her. She wasn’t lying. If she were on the gays’ side, there’d have been no reason to save me in the first place.
And as she’d said, I was reaching my limits.
‘The gays figured out my teleport range is 300 meters and tailored their strategy around it.’
When I appeared, the gays scattered over a wide area and combed every inch. With every man in this world being gay, they had endless numbers to throw at the problem.
On top of that, those with Gay Power could track me by the “scent of fresh young meat” or whatever.
‘Stronger ones keep showing up as time passes. Going solo has reached its limit.’
This world wasn’t a pushover like the ‘Vampire Hunter’ world, where one person could handle everything. I needed allies.
“Come closer to my side. We’ll move while cloaked by the waves.”
“That wave watch. What exactly is it? The gays can’t seem to find us because of it…”
“I don’t know the details. It was issued to me. Here, hold my hand. You need physical contact for the wave effect.”
I took her hand. It was a bit rough for a woman’s, but seeing her beautiful face lifted my spirits.
“I’m Sung Yu-jin. What’s your name?”
“Sena.”
“You’ve been speaking casually to me… Mind if I do the same?”
“Do whatever.”
“Sena. How old are you?”
She gave me an incredulous look. My tone probably sounded like a guy hitting on her. And honestly, I fully intended to.
“27. Is that important right now?”
“Just curious. We’re the same age.”
“……Same age? Whatever. Follow me.”
I followed Sena. She advanced through the winding paths without the slightest hesitation.
A few gays passed right by us along the way, but none sensed our presence.
I confirmed no gays nearby and asked Sena,
“They don’t notice even when we’re right next to them.”
“Gays can’t detect our appearance, smell, or anything. Our voices won’t carry to them unless we shout.”
“We’re not exactly invisible, though.”
“It’s the waves from this watch. Non-gays can see us fine. Look over there. The women are actually watching us.”
Passing women were glancing our way. From their perspective, a man and woman holding hands must’ve been a novel sight.
And yet.
“They recognize my wanted face, so why aren’t they reporting me? No bounty or something?”
“Even if a woman caught you and handed you to the Gay King, she wouldn’t get paid. They’d kill her instead for defiling you with her hands.”
“No way. Even so, with basic common sense…”
Sena stopped dead and turned to glare at me. Fury burned in her eyes.
“You think the Gay King has any common sense? After everything that bastard’s done?”
“Sorry. That was a slip. A piece of shit like him wouldn’t know common sense if it bit him.”
“……You’re strange. Background checks turn up nothing on you. It’s like you popped out of another world.”
“Well, that’s…”
Should I say I came from another world? This was a world that had tossed common sense out the window. Another-worlder wouldn’t be weird. And come to think of it, the Gay King’s origins were unknown too. I couldn’t find any online trace of him before he surfaced.
“Phew. Whatever. We’ll talk details at the base.”
We slipped out of the gays’ encirclement again. Our destination turned out to be the underground parking lot of a restaurant.
“The base is here?”
“No. We came for this.”
Sena straddled the bike. A sleek, modern white motorcycle. It looked like it cost at least tens of millions at a glance.
“We’ll need to ride this for three hours.”
“Three hours? It’s pretty far.”
“Not really. Just three hours. You got lucky, operating near our base. If it’d been farther, I couldn’t have helped.”
“Hm. But there’s only one bike…”
The parking lot was empty. Not a single car in sight.
“Can’t we just steal a car from outside?”
I preferred a car over eating wind any day.
“No way. Without this bike, we’d be tracked 100% of the time. Hurry up and get on behind me.”
This bike must have some special power like her watch. She donned her helmet. A shame—it hid her pretty face.
I put on the helmet she handed me and climbed on back.
‘…Come to think of it, this isn’t half bad.’
My hands naturally gripped her waist firmly.
Flinch.
Sena’s body twitched. She clearly wasn’t used to a man’s touch.
“…We’re going.”
With those curt words, Sena started the bike. The massive machine made no engine noise despite its size. Probably muffled on purpose to avoid attention.
The bike sped down the road. Feeling the smooth texture of her rider suit under my hands, I slowly began to move them.
My left hand slid downward, caressing her firm ass and thighs.
“…Y-you, y-you!”
Sena startled and stammered in panic. Her reaction confirmed she was a virgin who’d never been with a man.
“Sexy ass. Mind if I touch?”
“Y-you’re al already touching! Get your hands off!”
This was an unexpected response.
‘Aren’t all the women in this world starving for men?’
Should I pull back? For the sake of future relations with Sena, yes. But even if I did now, the awkwardness was unavoidable.
I decided to play it bold.
“Your Women’s Human Rights Protection Association needs my help, right? Then just quietly accept my touch.”
“……”
The bike came to a stop.
Sena slapped away my hand from her thigh and shoved me off. I stood on solid ground and looked at her. She’d removed her helmet, her expression rigid.
“So you’re an ungrateful bastard? Don’t forget I saved you.”
I took off my helmet too. Fresh air washed away the stuffiness.
“That’s separate from this. I’ll repay that debt later.”
“……You can’t do a damn thing alone. You need the Women’s Human Rights Protection Association. Show some basic courtesy.”
I smirked and bluffed.
“I’m a superhuman. I don’t need your help—I can handle it solo. I slipped up this time in their trap, but… with teleportation, survival’s a non-issue.”
It was their association that was desperate.
Five years in, and they hadn’t changed a thing. Even with top-tier tools like the wave watch, all they did was hide.
Without me, they couldn’t attempt anything. What they wanted from me was the power of the ‘Gay Extermination System.’ They must’ve figured—even if they didn’t know how I had it—that killing the Gay King required that system’s strength.
As Sena had said before, I was their hope.
“Now that I think about it, blindly trusting some guy who popped up out of nowhere doesn’t make sense. Your ‘base’ might be a trap for all I know.”
I handed her the helmet. She got the message: we part ways here. Her face hardened even more. As an agent, bringing me in was probably her mission.
“Wait! Think rationally! All I want is a little courtesy! You want to kill the Gay King too! You need our help!”
“Hm. I do wanna kill the Gay King… but I could just give up on it.”
“……What?”
“Hide out and live quietly instead of killing gays. I’m a guy. If I’m careful, I can live comfortably.”
“You’re already wanted! You think the men will just leave you be?!”
“I can change my face. Forgot? I’ve got special powers.”
Sena looked lost as I made to really leave, then let out a sigh.
“I get it—you want something from the association. But I’m just an agent. Come to the base first. The chairman will give you what you want.”
As expected, she wasn’t letting go. They needed me too badly to force the issue.
“That’s why I can’t trust whether it’s a trap or not. But if you cooperate with me, I might believe you.”
“…Cooperate?”
“……”
I grinned and wiggled my fingers suggestively. Sena’s eyes wavered at the lewd gesture.
“Pass if you don’t like it. I’ll repay this debt someday. You do your thing, I’ll do mine. Take care.”
As I turned into the alley, a startled Sena grabbed my shoulder.
“W-wait! Fine! I’ll cooperate like you said! I’ll do it…!”
The corner of my mouth curled up.
As I’d thought, the Women’s Human Rights Protection Association knew about the ‘Gay Extermination System.’ And they were convinced that without its power, they couldn’t kill the Gay King.
In other words, as the system’s chosen, I held all the cards.