Chapter 213
Chapter 213
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Translator: uly
Chapter: 213
Chapter Title: 213. Reborn as the Plum Blossom Sword Guard in the Count's Family
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After leaving the academy and heading into the city, I felt quite pleased with myself.
Sexy encounters had been happening by pure chance every three minutes or so.
Bumping into a rushing beauty and accidentally groping each other was just the appetizer. Suddenly, a woman’s clothes would come undone right in front of me, leaving her naked, or another would stumble toward me blackout drunk in broad daylight.
That last one was a delicious treat.
She’d practically begged me to devour her, so I dragged her into an alley and got down to business.
Besides that, I approached a woman secretly pleasuring herself outdoors for some fun, or spotted one bathing through an inn window. These erotic mishaps kept piling up.
The city has way more people than the academy, so no wonder the naughty stuff happens so often. I should take more walks around here.
The most absurd and amusing one was when a woman suddenly hugged me from behind while I was walking and whispered in my ear.
"Got some time? Wanna have fun with me?"
The blonde rubbed her ample breasts against my body.
I briefly wondered if she was a thief, luring me somewhere secluded with her body so her accomplices could jump out and mug me.
But then I thought, even if she is, I could just electrocute them all.
"Perfect timing. I was getting bored anyway."
We ducked into a nearby inn and fooled around naked on the bed.
Turns out, she was married. She’d had a huge fight with her cheating husband and, while plotting revenge, spotted me.
"Haa... That was amazing. I’ve never felt anything like it. Let’s meet up sometimes."
"Sounds good to me. What’s your name?"
"Jessie. I work at a general store."
We exchanged names and parted ways. She had no plans to divorce her husband. In this world, women’s rights weren’t exactly progressive, so that made sense. Plus, her husband was the third son of a prominent merchant guild.
She’d married for money, not love, from the start.
Money’s king in this world, just like back home.
I wandered the city streets again. The sun was starting to set. I figured I’d grab a snack before heading back to Goldway Academy.
I noticed a crowd lining up in front of one particular shop.
Huh? A burger joint?
I tilted my head and joined the line behind them.
Where’d burgers come from? Is there some city lore I don’t know about in Bravro?
A lone woman stood in front of me. She had light brown hair close to blonde tied up neatly. Her clothes looked quite upscale, suggesting she was wealthy even among commoners.
And for some reason, she kept wiggling her hips. Almost like she was teasing me.
Should I cop a feel?
Having just rolled around in bed with the married woman, I was feeling pretty level-headed.
I trust the Lucky Pervert Charm. This has to be its power at work.
I sidled up close and reached for her ass. She flinched but didn’t slap my hand away. The firm, bouncy feel was delightful.
What’s this? Just a regular pervert, huh.
As the line shortened, my hands grew bolder. I slipped them under her skirt, rubbing her thin panties before diving inside to touch her ass and pussy directly.
"Hnn... Haa..."
A lewd moan came from ahead.
I glanced around. No one was behind me. A staff member had just announced they were out of stock and stopping service for the day.
"...Too late. Gotta come earlier tomorrow."
"What can you do? No stock. What’s for dinner?"
"Even if we wanted to complain, it’s under Sohern Magic Tower. No one dares."
The crowd grumbled and dispersed.
Sohern Magic Tower was one of the world’s top ten towers, firmly established in the Cobalt Kingdom. Like a global corporation back home.
Not even dukes messed with them lightly, so commoners didn’t even dream of protesting and just left quietly.
Thanks to that, I can grope this woman’s ass without anyone watching.
Her pussy felt slick against my fingers. I activated Heightened Sensitivity and plunged them inside without hesitation, stirring her depths.
Squelch, squelch.
"Haaah..."
I found her G-spot and went to town on it. Soon, her body shuddered, squirting fluids everywhere.
I withdrew my fingers from under her skirt. They were soaked.
She turned to look at me. Sharp eyes with dark pupils, a straight nose, and red lips. A real beauty, but with an intimidating vibe. She smirked.
"That all you got?"
Her tone dripped with provocation.
I grinned and pulled out my rock-hard cock. She gulped at the sight, then faced forward again.
Heh. Even this world has sluts like her.
Riiip. I tore her skirt just enough. It was too long to hike up without drawing eyes, so a cock-sized hole was safer.
I slid my dick through the tear, nudged her soaked panties aside, and thrust into her pussy.
"Ha-ut!"
Her hips bucked.
I kept an eye out for onlookers while pumping away. After a bit, I unloaded inside her.
Pulling out, she wobbled. I steadied her with a hand on her waist.
"Not bad... for a guy."
Her face flushed, she straightened her clothes, covering the tear with her palm, and slipped out of line.
"I’m satisfied. See you around."
She strode off haughtily, burgers forgotten.
I watched her go, cocking my head.
See you around?
No name, no address. What were the odds of running into her again in this massive city?
Just pillow talk, probably.
I shrugged it off.
???
Staring at the burger set on the table, I thought,
A burger, huh.
Lettuce, grilled patty, and heaps of sauce between buns. Looked like a perfectly tasty, ordinary burger.
I asked the staff how they’d developed it. He said he didn’t know details since he hadn’t invented it.
Sohern Magic Tower stole it from my territory.
Intellectual property was a fuzzy concept here. Mostly just for magic formulas.
Even if I confronted Sohern, they’d just brazen it out.
This was foreign soil, beyond Prukus Count family influence. They’d probably go all-in regardless. Top ten towers could stand up to counts.
Beef patty, and their secret sauce...
I picked up the burger.
First impression: hefty.
Big. Need two hands. Mine back home fit in one palm.
I chomped down wide-mouthed.
Nom nom.
Damn, it’s good.
Fresh lettuce, soft bun, juicy beef. Impossible not to taste great.
Sauce is meh, but it’s got that premium vibe.
It was a clumsy bulgogi sauce knockoff. Fancy-ish, but not quite hitting the spot.
To folks here who’ve never had other burgers, even this feels revolutionary.
I demolished it quickly.
Single burger: 15,000 ner. Set: 20,000 ner.
Pricey for a meal. Novelty hype now, but crowds’ll thin out later.
My territory’s Hoguria burgers? Single: 7,000 ner. Set with fries and cola: 10,000 ner. Half the price.
Theirs cost double due to ingredients, probably.
Meat’s expensive here. Prime cuts jack up the price. Hoguria uses cheaper stuff, subpar lettuce, basic buns. Sauce I import from Earth.
Production cost? Around 2,000 ner.
Most people’s palates aren’t discerning. Drown it in sauce, and they’ll call it gourmet.
This quality at that price? No threat.
Post-burger, I reached for fries.
...Shit, they win here.
Fresh potatoes, clean oil, perfect seasoning. Irresistible. Hoguria’s get old fast; these I could devour endlessly.
Juice is... basic grape.
Common around here. Concentrated and tasty, but doesn’t pair with burgers.
Hoguria’s cola? One cup, slightly watered-down import.
Can’t make cola yet?
No cola trees here, maybe. Additives are rare too.
Even if they could, costs would skyrocket.
I snag mine from Earth or Vampire Hunter world. No interest in brewing it myself.
Gathering ingredients sounds like a pain.
I finished up and stood.
Burgers are fine. But Sohern eyeing my territory bugs me. Hope the other top towers aren’t sniffing around Korea Guild yet.
If the ten towers ganged up, I’d fold before starting.
Maybe ally with one preemptively.
Heading out the door—
"Ugh!"
Pain shot through my left leg, vision darkening. I lost balance and hit the floor.
"Sir?! You okay?!"
A male staffer rushed over. I pushed up with my hands.
"I’m fine. Just twisted my ankle."
Limping out on my left leg.
Every step felt like it’d shatter.
Left eye’s blind.
Field of view narrowed. Close my right eye? Total blackout. No pain, just annoying.
Lucky Pervert Charm side effect? Had a lot of action today.
Activated Complete Recovery.
Body reset. Left eye cleared, leg pain gone.
Side effects hit at random.
What if it struck mid-fight? Blind spot exploited, throat slit, dead.
Earth? Sexual harassment charges. Fatal anywhere, so only use in Playful Life world.
Planning to keep it on during Goldway Academy days.
???
The next day.
I strode into the library and met Ruby.
She lit up the moment I entered, rushing over excitedly.
"I-I admit it. Your writing’s the best in the world. So... this isn’t the end, right?! Right?!"
Her eyes sparkled wildly. Bloodshot—probably pulled an all-nighter reading.
"Calm down."
"How can I?! Your novels are revolutionary! Nothing comes close! You said yesterday The Magician’s Deviance was subpar... You’re right! It’s trash compared to yours!"
Words poured out like a motor.
"Glad you liked it."
"Liked? I’m obsessed! Crimson Research has me dying for the next part, Insmus’s Shadow had me trembling in bed from fear! And I’ve read them three times total now..."
I waved the stack of papers in my hand. Ruby stared, mesmerized.
"Th-the stuff from yesterday’s... the sequel?"
"Not sequels. New novels."
"New novels...! C-can I see them?!"
I grinned.
"One condition."