Academy's Savior
The pussy monster’s labia fluttered. Its vaginal opening gathered a massive wind and expelled it again. A lukewarm gust slammed into the ground—the wind of a pussy.
A severe stench hit me. Even century-old rotting food waste wouldn’t smell this bad.
Though there’s no such thing as century-old rotting food waste.
Anyway, it was time to prepare a counterattack.
The lukewarm wind clung to my body and turned into liquid. The sticky, transparent, foul-smelling fluid melted my clothes and touched my skin. My flesh burned as if scalded.
My response was swift. I shook off the liquid clinging to me and wrapped my body in mana. My body reacted faster than I thought. The experience I’d built up until now was shining through.
“Kyaaaaaah!”
A scream came from behind. I turned my head. Seong Ha-ri was blushing hard, covering her chest with her right arm. Part of her school uniform had melted away, revealing bare skin. Though I hadn’t seen everything, her development was unbelievable for a middle schooler.
“Where do you think you’re looking?!”
Her uniform wasn’t melting. She’d wrapped her body in mana like me.
“No, I just turned because you screamed….”
“Ah, seriously. Why is my luck so bad today. What’s with that obscene monster floating in the sky…. I shouldn’t have followed you.”
Seong Ha-ri muttered irritably. She dropped the arm covering her chest and gripped her spear with both hands. Her face was still red, but her expression was more serious than anyone’s.
“Don’t look!”
Seong Ha-ri yelled because I was staring at her chest. It wasn’t much. Even though part of the uniform had melted, her white underwear was intact.
“…There’s nothing to see anyway.”
I muttered and turned my head.
“Is that what you say in this situation? And it’s not nothing, you know.”
“…….”
I agreed it wasn’t nothing. Her breasts were bigger than I’d thought.
I looked up and glared at Laplace. The master of the Eighth Legion was watching us with open interest.
He was always that kind of guy. One who hates fighting directly.
The reason he hated fighting directly was simple. Hand-to-hand combat wasn’t his specialty. Among the eight legion commanders, his pure combat power ranked lowest. But in terms of how annoying he was, he easily fought for first or second place.
In a way, running into him here might be lucky.
My ultimate goal was Mekin, the fifth legion commander. I never expected from the start that I’d only have to deal with Mekin conveniently. I’d anticipated long ago that other legion commanders would interfere.
Since I got the Demon Hunter trait to kill Mekin, I have no choice but to fight these demon bastards.
I glared at Laplace behind the pussy monster. The best move was to ignore the pussy monster and attack Laplace directly.
…Ignore the pussy monster.
Just as I was about to run toward Laplace, the pussy monster twitched. The urethral hole—less than one percent the size of the gaping vaginal opening—slowly grew and swelled, then began pouring fluorescent liquid onto the ground.
The fluorescent liquid pooled on the floor. It didn’t take long to become a puddle. No—a pond.
“Ah shit. What the hell is that. It looks so much like pissing that I’m the one getting embarrassed.”
Irritation filled Seong Ha-ri’s voice. She glared at the pussy monster and threw her spear. The spear struck the eyeball on the clitoris perfectly. The eyeball burst. The pussy monster writhed as if in pain.
“Oppa. Earlier I saw you summoning weapons. You have something like a subspace, right? Lend me a few spears.”
After a slight hesitation, I summoned and threw her ten spears. The flustered Seong Ha-ri couldn’t catch them. She grumbled as she picked up the fallen spears.
“Would it kill you to hand them over nicely….”
“No time for that. And you can catch that many easily.”
“I didn’t know you’d give me ten at once. Ah, but these are really good spears. What brand are they?”
“Frost Hammer brand.”
“…Frost Hammer. Okay. I’ll remember that.”
Seong Ha-ri threw one spear. It hit the eyeball again.
“Aiming for the clitoris… just watching makes me hurt.”
“Clitoris? Is that the monster’s name?”
“…….”
Seong Ha-ri asked back. She didn’t even know what a clitoris was.
Considering the era, it wasn’t surprising. Unlike reality, computer penetration rates were low, and internet usage even lower. Learned it in school? This was an era where English was unfamiliar. Even if she had learned it, there was no way she’d remember every single word like clitoris.
“Seong Ha-ri. You take care of that monster for a bit. Just a moment.”
“Oppa, you’re going to deal with the demon behind it? Okay. You seem stronger than me, so I’ll follow that.”
“Thanks.”
I created force fields in the air. Stepping on them like stairs, I ran toward where Laplace waited.
The fluorescent pond created by the pussy monster gathered at the center and rose into a monster form. Seong Ha-ri’s thrown spear smashed it apart. Fluorescent liquid splattered everywhere. The scattered fluid wriggled and gathered back to the center.
…What’s important now is Laplace.
Using the force fields like stairs, I climbed into the sky. I could see the back of the pussy monster. Black tentacles densely covered it. Looking closer, I realized they were the pussy monster’s pubic hair.
Even though I’d arrived right in front of Laplace floating in the sky, he remained leisurely.
Thunderbolt
I swung Hwaryeonbido at Laplace, generating red lightning and blue sword aura. Laplace dodged by a paper-thin margin as if it were the most natural thing in the world.
“Oh my. It seems you didn’t like my gift.”
“Who would like that crap?”
“I don’t understand, but don’t you quite like female genitalia?”
“That thing isn’t a pussy.”
Even while talking, I kept swinging my sword. But the blade never touched Laplace’s body.
“You see, I’ve thoroughly investigated you. From the day you were born to your human relationships. I expended quite a lot to get to know you.”
“Stalling for time?”
“Aren’t you curious about me? You just start swinging your sword. As if you already know who I am.”
“…….”
“I may look like this, but I don’t like stepping out personally. There are no traces of me on Earth. No one knows about me.”
“…….”
“No intention of answering? I understand. There are times when keeping your mouth shut is wiser.”
I launched sword aura.
Laplace dodged every bit of it with cat-like flexibility.
“The fact that you have an inappropriate relationship with your mother isn’t important, so I’ll skip that. That you’re messing with various girls at the academy—I’ll skip that too. Honestly, I have no interest. The reason I’m wary of you is… that you’ve been acting as if you know the future.”
“You think I see the future? Like you?”
“Seeing the future isn’t that special an ability. Among humans, there are quite a few who see fragments of the future. Representative is prophetic dreams. But changing the future is a different story. If they could easily change and use the future… the world would be ruled by them.”
If he had investigated me thoroughly enough to know my relationship with Seong Ha-ri… he would have known that my path so far was strange.
“But you’re different. You knew the future and changed it. Not once, but multiple times. A mere human, at that. At first I thought you were a future-sight ability user rivaling my authority. But looking into you, that didn’t seem to be the case. If you could see the future right now, you would have thoroughly prepared to kill me and entered this dungeon.”
“Take one hit and I’ll tell you everything.”
“…Tempting offers are always lies. Well, if I were to share my thoughts—I estimate that you don’t see the future, but know it. Did you obtain some useful prophecy book?”
“Caught me.”
“Oh ho. You must have a good prophecy book. But a prophecy book can’t explain your actions.”
“…You bastard. Are you mocking me right now? Why can’t it explain my actions?”
“Hatred for demons. Especially hatred for Mekin. A prophecy book can’t explain your motive.”
“Does hating demon bastards need a reason?”
“I admit we’re evil. But you’re not righteous, are you?”
“…….”
“So my conclusion is this. Did you perhaps regress? If it’s regression, knowing the future isn’t strange, and the reason for hating Mekin—with whom you have no connection—is explained.”
“Do you think regression is possible?”
“Why wouldn’t it be? If an Outer God lends its power… two or three times would be easy.”
“Yeah. I regressed. This is my second run.”
“…………Is it not?”
Laplace stroked his chin and furrowed his brow.
I deliberately held back my words. To not give Laplace any opening. Laplace’s authority was possibility. He could expand possibilities based on information.
Shall I try landing one hit soon.
I swallowed my breath and raised my concentration. I scattered mana everywhere.
Laplace sees the future. That’s not wrong. But that doesn’t mean it’s all-powerful and invincible.
I have five items that counter Laplace… but I don’t have a single one of them.
In the original game, Laplace’s future-sight setting meant normal attacks and single-target attacks didn’t work. But AoE was different. On area attacks with no possibility of dodging at all, damage landed for sure.
Resonate, Thunderbolt
Crackle. The mana scattered everywhere resonated with Thunderbolt. Blue currents filled the space.
“……!!”
Laplace trapped in the current widened both eyes. Dozens of thunderbolts struck his body. If they had been ordinary thunderbolts he would have ignored them, but each current carried the power of Demon Hunter (S).
Laplace gritted his teeth and swallowed a scream. The painful face that showed for a moment became peaceful as if nothing had happened. He kicked the air and flew higher, escaping the storm of swirling currents. Black smoke rose from his body.
“…That surprised me.”
His palm brushed his suit. The suit damaged by the current became clean as if nothing had happened.
“Couldn’t see the future, huh?”
“Seeing you sneer… you know my authority for certain.”
Damn. I accidentally gave him information.
I touched my twitching mouth corner. From the attack just now, less than ten percent of my mana remained. I needed to time when to use Full Recovery.
“Having no possibility to choose is unpleasant no matter how many times I experience it.”
Stroking his nape, he looked behind me. I felt the pussy monster crashing to the ground. Seong Ha-ri had taken it down.
Laplace took flesh lumps from his pocket and threw them into the air. The flesh lumps swelled and turned into pussy monsters. Their number exceeded twenty. The sky was occupied by giant pussy monsters. The stench of pussy vibrated through the air.
“I only came to greet you today. See you later.”
“You didn’t come to greet me—you came to dig up my information.”