Chapter 77
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 77
Chapter Title: This Isn't Wuxia! (Futa Warning)
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"Wha... what!"
A hermaphrodite with both male and female genitals. That's a futa!
My worst fears had just come true.
I jolted in shock and ducked into the bathwater.
*Blub blub-*
I blew bubbles underwater, trying to calm my racing heart.
Get a grip. They say even if you're dragged into a tiger's den, you can survive as long as you keep your wits about you.
'...Let's sort out the situation.'
From what Mae Sohyang had said, this world was a martial arts realm where futas existed.
It wasn't divided into righteous and demonic sects based on pursuing martial virtue or evil... but by whether women had dicks or not.
Not righteous vs. demonic, but dick vs. no dick...
"...."
*Splash-*
"This isn't wuxia!"
I shot up from the tub, yelling at the top of my lungs.
At my sudden outburst, Mae Sohyang, who was standing nearby, widened her eyes in surprise.
"Y-Yes?"
As she stared at me standing bolt upright, her gaze slowly drifted down to my lower body.
"....It's nothing."
Noticing her look, I covered my front with my hands and crouched back into the tub.
I could almost hear the dickless women spitting blood in rage, but anyway, here's what I'd pieced together so far.
Right now, I was kidnapped by the Heavenly Black Alliance, the core force of the demonic faction... which meant the pro-futa side.
A seriously dangerous situation.
The one silver lining?
'This world does have normal women too.'
If every woman in this martial world was a futa, it'd be hopeless. But with these two factions clashing, I still had a shot.
If I could defect to the righteous faction—not the Heavenly Black Alliance—maybe I could clear this world peacefully without the nightmare scenario playing out.
I'll protect my anal virginity at all costs and clear this.
'Alright... let's do this.'
I'll bide my time and escape. With my Extreme Yin Body trait, it's probably a rare constitution here too.
The righteous side might even want me.
I floated in the water, mulling it over, then popped back up to the surface.
"Hoo."
"A-Are you hurt or something?"
Mae Sohyang looked a bit flustered by my weird behavior.
"No, I'm fine..."
I glanced at her, and before I knew it, my eyes drifted downward.
With her kneeling demurely, the heavy silhouette was visible through her slightly translucent clothes.
The water I'd splashed around while freaking out had soaked her outfit, making it even more revealing than before.
I'd seen it in the cyberpunk breeding room once, but up close like this? First time.
It was about as thick as my forearm, give or take.
*Gulp.*
I swallowed hard and quickly looked away.
'Th-That's bad for my mental health.'
No matter how pretty the girl, that's a dick. A cock.
As I averted my eyes, Mae Sohyang covered her crotch with a gloomy voice.
"I-Is it... kinda weird after all? Ours."
"Huh?"
"N-No, forget it."
She told me not to mind, but her eyes were turning red like she might burst into tears any second.
What the hell? Why's she suddenly like this? Now I feel like the bad guy. I'm the one who wants to cry. I got kidnapped, damn it...
Anyway, I waved my hands frantically to comfort her as she sniffled.
"No, that's not what I meant. It's just... first time seeing one for real, so I was curious."
"Ah... so it's your first time."
"Y-Yeah! Definitely not because it's weird."
Well, it is weird... biologically speaking, a woman with a dick is odd.
But that's from my perspective, based on the common sense of my real world.
This parallel world isn't some fiction—it's another possibility out there somewhere.
An outsider like me has no right to judge. Some people might even prefer it.
Only then did Mae Sohyang lift her bowed head, her gloom fading.
"That's a relief..."
She closed her eyes, took a small breath, and asked me a question.
"S-So, what do you think? Your impression... since it's your first time."
What.
Asking a guy you just met to rate your dick? Definitely not normal.
But her eyes sparkled as she waited for my answer. If I didn't reply, she'd probably sulk and cry again, so I reluctantly shared my thoughts.
"I-It looks really impressive 'cause it's so huge."
"!!"
She clasped her hands together and gasped. She looked shocked.
"Wh-Why?"
"It's just... touching. No old human's ever said that to me before."
"I... see."
"Lord Yeon, yours may be small, but your heart is truly vast."
"..."
Damn. Is this bitch praising me or roasting me?
Whatever. At least she's cheered up. I don't want to see her crying in front of me.
After that chaotic mix of comforting and dick-rating, I relaxed and let her continue serving me in the bath.
She kept fetching hot water and pouring it in.
I lounged comfortably, savoring the luxury, then cautiously asked her.
"By the way... why'd you kidnap me and bring me here?"
"I don't know the details, but it's because of your unique constitution, Lord Yeon. They say it'll neutralize the racial trait that always torments us new humans."
"Racial trait?"
"Yes. Embarrassing as it is... we lose control of our lust during heat cycles sometimes."
Blushing, she pressed her hands to her groin, trying to hide that massive bulge.
Unlike my little guy, it wasn't hiding no matter how hard she tried.
A futa with a monster like that losing control to lust? I wondered what kind of chaos that caused.
"What happens if you can't control it?"
At my question, she hung her head low.
"W-We'd fuck any hole in sight. Man or woman."
Ah.
So that's why they're persecuted in this world. Rampaging with tools like that.
"...You're not in heat right now, are you?"
"No, it's not the cycle. And even if it were, we take pills to suppress it somewhat. All thanks to our Alliance Leader."
Since the topic came up, I asked about this "Alliance Leader."
"Wh-What's the Heavenly Black Alliance Leader like?"
"An amazing person. One of the rare few who's not a new human but fights for us anyway."
"!"
From her explanation, that white-robed woman I'd seen yesterday—the Heavenly Black Alliance Leader Dan Mok-seol—wasn't a futa.
Lucky break in this mess. The top dog here doesn't have a dick.
'I'm saved... saved...'
I sighed in relief.
In the worlds so far, the top powers were all dying to claim my ass. But here, it seemed different.
Of course, no guarantee she'd protect my ass, but not being a futa gave me a chance to survive.
'...I'll make it through.'
This parallel world was supposed to be a one-day clear anyway. With good luck, I might finish without getting fucked.
With those thoughts, I finished bathing with Mae Sohyang.
With her help, I washed up clean, changed clothes, and followed her somewhere.
We passed creaky wooden corridors and stepped out of the building.
Outside, a stunning oriental garden greeted me.
A serene space adorned with expensive pines and bizarre rocks. A waterwheel trickled nearby, and colorful koi swam lazily in the pond.
Mae Sohyang pointed to a small pavilion beyond the garden.
"That's where the Alliance Leader resides. Let's go in."
"Mm."
I followed her into the building where Dan Mok-seol supposedly stayed.
Fusuma doors slid open one after another as we advanced.
*Slide-*
*Slide-*
After passing through several like a maze, I finally reached her.
"You've come."
A woman sat casually amid grand ink-painting screens spread to either side.
Leaning against the platform, she held a long pipe in one hand, puffing smoke from her mouth.
But just like yesterday, I couldn't make out her face clearly.
A bamboo blind hung between us, blocking my view.
She could probably see me, but I couldn't see her.
'...Tch.'
"Lord Yeon."
"Y-Yeah."
As Mae Sohyang had instructed beforehand, I prostrated before Dan Mok-seol.
"I pay my respects to the Heavenly Black Alliance Leader."
As I bowed low, she chuckled softly from beyond my vision and waved her hand.
"Rise. No need for such formalities."
"Y-Yes."
Then, Dan Mok-seol mentioned last night's events.
"I apologize for last night. It was urgent, so our methods to bring you here were... unrefined."
"N-No, it's fine."
Too bad I couldn't get revenge on that pig of a boss... but better to live in luxury here than serve as a bellboy and get fucked.
Though I felt a bit sorry for Sister Seoyul.
She nodded faintly from beyond the blind at my words.
*Tap tap-*
She tapped her pipe on the ashtray, then set it down.
"Good. Sohyang."
"Yes, Alliance Leader."
Then came Dan Mok-seol's unexpected command.
"Strip the boy."