This Is Moving Way Too Fast (1)

"Whoa... they actually took the boss down just the two of them?"

Kanisia couldn't keep the admiration out of her voice as she watched the boss monster crumple. Alan and Aquaril — a pair of mere 2-Stars — had genuinely pulled it off.

Killing the Bandit Clown would have been nothing to her, of course. She could have cut the thing down before it even finished hauling itself up off that broad slab of rock.

Clowns' Grave was on the easy side for a D-rank dungeon. In fact, it was the easiest dungeon anywhere near Chinnimoni. But that was only true because Kanisia herself was strong. Her attribute was Light, and every last monster in that place was Dark — even her first clear hadn't given her much trouble.

Alan and Aquaril were another story entirely. They had no attribute advantage, and their ranks sat even lower than the monsters they were fighting. Through flawless teamwork and a flash of wit that turned the dungeon's own traps against it, they had clawed their way to a clear anyway.

"I like them."

Watching Alan and Aquaril throw their arms around each other in celebration, Kanisia ran her tongue across lips as red as ripe cherries.

"....."

Haa... here we go again.

Abraham flicked a glance their way and let out a silent sigh. He was the first Fairy Kanisia had ever summoned after receiving the Divine Selection, and after nearly seven years at her side he knew exactly what that look meant. In crude terms, his Master was in heat.

Masters, regardless of gender, generally took their lust out on their own Fairies. Why risk sleeping with another person when something horrific might come of it?

Five years ago, a Master known as the Savage King had taken a beautiful human woman to bed — and she had cut his cock off. She had been an assassin, sent to kill him. He survived, but he lost the symbol of his manhood and every scrap of pride that went with it.

Once that story got around, most Masters confined their sex lives to their Fairies. Nobody wanted to die in bed mid-coitus when they could die fighting an enemy on the battlefield.

Abraham's Master, Kanisia Lora, was different. If a man was healthy and handsome enough, she would sleep with him whether he was a Fairy or not. Precious few men had ever caught her eye, so it hadn't happened often — but she genuinely did not care if her partner was a fellow human being.

"....."

Abraham watched Kanisia lick her lips one more time, then turned his gaze on Alan.

Doesn't seem like an assassin, at least...

Nothing about Alan had ever given off that kind of feeling. You could never be completely sure, of course — but then, there was no reason for an assassin to come after his Master in the first place. Kanisia had never done anything to earn that kind of grudge.

Still. Better safe than sorry.

He would sleep alone tonight, in the room next to hers, so he could burst through the door the instant anything happened to her.

Once the fighting was over, the porters handled the cleanup — item farming, in other words. A few traps still hadn't gone off, but once the boss monster fell those wouldn't trigger either, so there was nothing to be careful about.

The moment we stepped out of the dungeon, the notification windows bloomed in front of my eyes.

I didn't bother hiding how pleased I was as I scanned the list. Next I pulled up my status window.

I'd gone up a level. Strength and Agility had each ticked up by one point, and Vitality ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠had jumped by two.

Aquaril had gained a level as ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠well. Her class level had gone up, Agility had risen by one, Durability by two, and both of her skills had climbed a level each.

The Lower Growth Stones we'd picked up clearing Clowns' Grave came to six in total. Not a bad haul.

We'll be running laps through this place for a while. Ah — before that, I need to get ready for the Ghost Clowns.

If we'd managed to take the Ghost Clowns ourselves, we might have walked out with even more Lower Growth Stones. It wasn't much of a consolation, but the ones Kanisia had killed hadn't dropped a single stone between them.

Come to think of it, not a single Medium Growth Stone dropped either.

Unlike F-rank and E-rank dungeons, which only ever spat out Lower Growth Stones, D-rank and above dropped Medium ones alongside the Lower. The moment you hit 3-Star, Lower Growth Stones stopped raising your stats — even if you hadn't hit the cap yet. From that point on, you had no choice but to use Medium stones.

So if we wanted to squeeze every last drop of efficiency out of this, we needed to stuff ourselves with as many Lower Growth Stones as possible before ranking up to 3-Star.

"Alright then — let's go drink!"

"Huh? Me too?"

I'd still been looking at the status window when Kanisia slung an arm around my shoulder. I dismissed it and stared at her like she'd lost her mind.

Unlike her, who'd spent the whole raid spectating from the back, I had been up front fighting monsters the entire time. I was exhausted enough to collapse into a bed on the spot. If I sat down to drink with a lush like Kanisia in this condition, I could easily write off the entire next day.

And wasting a day was not something I could accept. Not when I needed to get stronger as fast as humanly possible.

"I think I'll pa—"

"Aww? Don't tell me you're backing out just 'cause you're a guy? And don't pretend you forgot — I still have a wish ticket on you."

"A wish ticket? What wish ticket?"

"We had a drinking bet yesterday! Don't you dare tell me you don't remember. Try taking back your word and see what happens!"

"....."

She shoved a tiny fist under my nose, the threat written all over her face. Cute as that fist looked, I knew better than to be fooled by the size. Her Strength stat was far higher than mine.

"...You're going to burn a wish ticket on that?"

"Yep!"

She beamed and nodded, bright as a kid on a festival day. I let out a long sigh.

"What about you, Aquaril? Want to head back to the hotel and rest first?"

"I shall accompany you as well."

A question I hadn't needed to ask. No matter how tired she was, there was no universe in which a Fairy like Aquaril would willingly leave my side.

"Fine. Let's drink."

"Yes!"

Kanisia pumped both fists like a child who'd just been told she could have dessert. I let out a dry little laugh. Well. She was cute, I'd give her that.

Kanisia's house was surprisingly modest. Smaller, even, than Princess Prisia Lily's mansion back in Indigo — genuinely just the right size for two people to live in comfortably.

I'd honestly expected the Blood Axe King's palace, or at least a decent hotel. Instead she lived in a little two-room house.

"What's the point of living in some huge, fancy place? It's just empty space you don't need. A house that's too big... I don't know. It doesn't feel warm. And I sure as hell don't want to live in that bastard Blood Axe King's palace."

That was her answer when I asked. It occurred to me that she might be the type who got lonely easily.

"Alright! Let's drink!"

And so a drinking spread was laid out in the middle of the living room, and—

...I blacked out again?!

I opened my eyes to an unfamiliar ceiling and nearly had a heart attack. The tape of my memory had cut out. Again.

Slurp... suck... lick.

But... why do I feel this good?

A wet, sucking sound, and a warm, velvety sensation wrapped around my cock. I felt like I was floating.

Someone was blowing me. That much was obvious. And I knew exactly who it was.

You bold little fairy!

The only person — no, the only Fairy — who would suck my cock while I was passed out was Aquaril. We weren't even in our hotel. This was someone else's house. If Kanisia walked in on this it would be mortifying, so I pushed myself up to stop her.

"Aquaril, you can't do this he— huh?"

"Slurp! Mmh! Pwah~ You're awake?"

"....."

I sat up, looked down between my legs at the woman with my cock in her mouth — and froze solid.

It wasn't Aquaril. The woman sucking me off was none other than the owner of this house. Kanisia.

...What the hell was happening right now?

"Wow~ your cock is huge. I think it's even bigger than Abraham's? Not sure this thing's gonna fit inside me. Haaung~"

"Kh—!"

Even with me awake, Kanisia wrapped a slender hand around my cock and stroked it up and down. Then she stuck out her tongue and licked the head. A dizzying jolt ran through me and my body shuddered on instinct.

What is this... I— I should probably stop her... ah, but it feels so fucking good.

My head knew I needed to put a halt to this. My body, on the other hand, just sat there and let her have her way with my cock. At least one part of me was being honest.

And every time ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Kanisia moved to take me deeper, those full breasts swayed. Aquaril's were on the large side, but Kanisia's didn't lose to her in the slightest. Soft-looking skin, pale pink areolae, and pink nipples standing stiff. Squeezing those would feel incredible.

...She started it anyway.

There was no time to get my bearings. Those ample breasts were swaying, putting me under a spell. Besides, Kanisia was the one who'd jumped me. If I wanted to put my hands on those magnificent tits, she had no right to object.

I reached out and grabbed them.

"Haahn~"

A lewd little moan spilled out of her around my cock. She didn't stop sucking.

The fact that she didn't push my hands away sent a rush of confidence through me, and I started groping her the way I groped Aquaril — greedy, thorough. Her breasts were impossibly soft, and warm.

"Hnnngh~!"

I pinched a nipple between my thumb and forefinger and tugged. Another moan tore out of her. The sight of it was ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠so filthy I couldn't hold back anymore.

"Kanisia — I wanna put it in."

"Mmph~ pwah~! Shall we get started, then?"

"Huh?"

She pushed me flat on the bed again, then climbed on top of me with a smile so seductive it could have melted steel. She lined up my cock — slick with her saliva — and slowly lowered herself onto it.

Schlick—!

"Nngh...!"

"Haaahn...! This is... it's seriously too big!"

My cock sank into Kanisia's pussy. The two of us moaned at the same time.