5. Moon Butts
"Fireball, fireball~ Fireball~"
"Agh, damn bones! Hit by a bone!"
Ye-na was gleefully spamming spells left and right, while Jun-sik kept his mana shield up and silently tanked the hits. I mixed in regular attacks with skills as needed, and Ji-young timed her heals perfectly whenever anyone's health dipped.
The recommended level was 3, but with four level 1s, it was a decent challenge—nothing too tough. We steadily cleared the goblins and pushed deeper until we faced the boss goblin.
Ku-ruk! Ku-ruk!
The boss goblin stood out from the others—one massive thing bulging under the sackcloth covering its lower half, putting on quite the show. Ji-young looked flustered at the sight, and Jun-sik grimaced.
"Oh my. That's... that's it, right?"
"Fuck, that little shit's nasty."
As a guy, just looking at the goblin's lower body filled me with disgust. One wrong move and that sackcloth could slip off, revealing the real deal.
Fantasy World was an adult game, after all, with monsters designed for that kind of sex appeal. They could trigger sexual events... which meant someone out there had a demand for this goblin. Probably women into getting played like that(?) or this(?). Losing on purpose to the boss goblin during a fight...
Jun-sik, wrinkling his nose like he'd gone blind, spoke up.
"Hyun-su, let's take it down fast."
"Totally agree."
"Ye-na, keep hitting it with your strongest stuff."
"Got it~!"
For once, Jun-sik and I were on the same page. Things like that needed to be erased quick for the sake of our mental health.
"Come at me."
Jun-sik summoned his mana shield and taunted it.
- Ku-ruk! Ku-ruk!
Every time the boss goblin leaped, that thing flopped around, and I barely held back from squeezing my eyes shut. Ugh, gross. I unloaded everything at its head.
Attack, Multi Shot, attack, Arrow Bomb, attack, attack, attack...
After firing 30 arrows, I reloaded, and my quiver filled back up to 30. Thanks to the mods.
"Hyun-su, aim for the head better. Half your shots are missing."
"Agh, the goblin won't stop moving—how hard do you think it is to nail just the head?"
"That's on you. I'm the one eating hits here—don't you feel bad for me?"
"Fine, fine. I'll aim better."
Kyaaack!
Right then, Ye-na's Fireball slammed into the goblin, chunking its HP and sending it flying.
Holy shit... mages break this game.
Jun-sik saw it and smirked.
"One well-raised Ye-na's worth ten Hyun-sus. No jealousy here."
Couldn't argue. The pissed-off boss goblin came charging back, that thing swinging wildly, so I fired more arrows at its head.
Attack... attack... Double Shot...
But after taking a few to the head, the bastard glared at me like it wanted me dead.
"What the hell? That funny fucker flies from a fireball and takes it out on me?"
"Heh heh, guess you're the easy target."
Agh, seriously. Now even monsters were looking down on me.
"You're done for. I'm blasting your head till the end."
Ku-ruuk!
"What! You little shit!"
Ku-ruk!! Ku-ruuk!!
"Why! You wanna go down!? Come on! Bring it!"
"Honey... what are you doing with the monster...?"
"This fucker's ignoring me."
"Uh-huh... sure..."
Ji-young shook her head. I kept arrowing its head, and finally, Ye-na's Fireball sent the boss goblin flying for good.
'Goblin Cave' - Defeat the 'Boss Goblin' (Completed)
Gained a large amount of EXP and Low-Grade Health Potion.
"Honey, I'm level 3 now."
Ji-young and the rest of us had all hit level 3. Solid progress for day one, so we decided to head back to the village. As we exited the dungeon and walked, Ye-na grinned at Ji-young.
"Whew~ That was fun. I got to blast away."
"You were super into it, Ye-na. Mages have so much to do— I couldn't have pulled that off."
"Nah, sis~ You could've done great too. I've just played with Jun-sik before, so I adapted quick."
Jun-sik overheard and chimed in.
"Calling your sky-like husband 'Jun-sik'?"
"What? Why? Jun-sik?"
"Time to teach your wife some respect for her sky-like hubby."
"Pervy bastaaard~"
"Hey, don't copy me."
"You wuv it~ Angwy~ Pwayful~"
Jun-sik chased after Ye-na as she bolted. Whoa. Two pale moon butts.
Ye-na's mage robe had high side slits. As she ran, the fabric flapped, flashing her pretty ass. So pale and perfect...
Ye-na was gorgeous, but her skin was insane—snow-white and creamy. Just looking at her body drove you mad. We'd hung out with the couple before, eating or whatever, but she always wore clothes, and Ye-na didn't go for hot pants or miniskirts anyway. She was an elementary teacher, strict about her outfits—no exposure, always prim and proper. Any skin showing meant complaints from helicopter moms.
But this mage robe clung tight to her upper body, emphasizing her chest, and though the skirt was long, those side slits exposed her legs big time. A violent combo of taut, milky skin on full display. Even looking away, visions of Ye-na's white ass and sleek thighs lingered.
I'd never noticed her feminine charms before, but now, with the game kicking off, they hit me nonstop. It was confusing as hell. My wife Ji-young was plenty hot... but a man's instincts always pull toward something new, huh? Was that why I couldn't stop staring at Ye-na? Driving me nuts.
Couldn't keep gawking or Ji-young would notice, so I pulled my eyes away, wrapped an arm around her waist, and sat her on my lap.
"Oh, honey."
Had to do something or I'd lose it. Ji-young was my woman.
"Dating my Ji-young in-game feels amazing, right?"
"Love it. Should've started sooner. I only tried 'cause Ye-na invited me, but it's great. Now I think it'd be cozy just us two."
She had a point... but back when I suggested gaming together, game-averse Ji-young just got turned off. No way I'd say, "I asked before and you said no." Smart husbands don't pull that.
"Yeah. Once we ditch the other couple, it'll be just us, all cozy."
"Sorry for nagging you about ditching me for games."
Ye-na did help check off my bucket list: gaming with my wife. Grateful for that.
We crossed the beautiful meadow with hopping rabbits and re-entered Beginner Village, heading to the inn.
"Whoa... that's bold."
"Sis, look over there too. Oh my god."
The female NPCs strolling around showed tons of skin thanks to the max Nudity Mod. Ji-young and Ye-na walked wide-eyed. Some had see-through tops with nipples peeking.
Shocking at first, but humans adapt. Jun-sik and I always modded games like this, so no big deal. The girls seemed to be warming up to the exposed vibe too.
"Sis, tteokbokki over there? Fantasy tteokbokki? Can't resist."
"Whoa, Ye-na, let's check it out!"
Why do girls love tteokbokki so much?
"Hey, you two got money?"
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Oh right. My treat. Gotta play it smooth.
"Jun-sik, you pay."
"You're party leader—your job."
"Party leader ain't treasurer. You're on purse duty from now on."
"I'll pay you back later—spot me."
This guy's full of shit.
So with my money (party funds), we scarfed fantasy tteokbokki... fish cake skewers... sundae... veggie fritters. Fun times.
Wait. Why's there a street food stall in a fantasy world? K-culture invading isekai?
"Hey, sis! Isn't that dukbokki mandu?"
"Too pricey usually. Let's go see."
??? What is this game? Fantasy... right?