Mooing Madness and the Minotaur

Junsik, who had single-handedly taken down the Arachne, looked at Yena's bright red face and asked,

"What happened? Were you trapped inside and got hot?"

"Y-yeah! It must've been because the spiderwebs wrapped me up so tightly."

Yena fanned herself with her palm as she spoke. Our eyes met for a brief moment, and it felt like some kind of naughty signal passed between us.

Ugh. My heart's been pounding like crazy since earlier. I can't control it at all.

I tried my best to hold it together and said to Jiyeong,

"Our Jiyeong did amazingly well. You landed those butterflies perfectly and dodged the Arachne's attacks like a pro."

"Hehe. Honey, I'm a real gamer now~"

"Aww, my good girl."

It was clear that Jiyeong's skills had improved by leaps and bounds. After praising her and giving her some loving head pats, I turned to Junsik.

"Yena and I recovered quite a bit of mana while we were trapped. Your stamina looks fine too. Should we head straight up?"

"We're going to the fourth floor though. Shouldn't we fill up to 100%?"

This bastard's trying to touch Jiyeong again.

"Come on, we'll recover even more stamina by clearing the trash mobs on the way. Let's just go up right away."

"Tsk... fine, let's go."

We reached the fourth floor. I wondered what would come out this time. Each floor having a different concept made it pretty fun.

A bull? A bull!?

"Waaaaaaaaa~~~ It's beeeeeeeeeef!!!!!"

Yena, you can't just scream like that out of nowhere... And don't call ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠a living cow beef.

"Time to slaughter all the cows!!!!!"

She's definitely going to get sued by an animal rights group someday. The beef... ahem. The cows we saw weren't like normal cows at all. They walked on two legs and had incredibly muscular bodies.

They weren't wearing any tops, and the shorts they had on were bulging in a very suspicious way... These things had the sex appeal dialed up to maximum. It's always the women causing problems. Wait, are they really going that far? Even with bulls?

There must be demand for it if they designed them like this!! This interspecies fetish stuff is making my head spin for real. I hate it. Interspecies is out!!!

Please, I don't want to see the outline of monster dicks anymore. Goblins, orcs... and now bulls too.

Why do I have to suffer like this?

"Oh my... is it really that thick?" "Right, sis... something that thick... wow..."

Yena pretended to grab a transparent pillar with both hands, then slid it down and pressed it against her skirt.

No no no!!@#$%@! This girl is actually doing it!!

I've seen her do that move before, haven't I?

I'm going to lose my mind!! I'm going to lose my mind!!

I desperately called out to Junsik.

"Junsikmooooooon!! Junsikmooooooooon!!!"

"Ugh, shut up. I'm going, I'm going."

Junsik activated his mana shield and charged forward, starting to beat them up. I was shooting arrows into the bulls' heads when I suddenly got irritated and fired one straight into a bull's dick.

"Moooooooooo!!"

Whoa. Nice reaction. Seeing the bull scream in pain with an arrow stuck in its dick made me feel a little better. This is payback for making me feel gross!

"Honey... I think there's something seriously wrong with your personality. I'm embarrassed and you're my husband..." "Oppa, you're the absolute worst... How can you enjoy something like that as a fellow man?"

"What! Why!"

Women don't understand! You don't know how it feels to have to look at those hideous, disgusting things! But I had no allies.

Even Junsik looked at me with pure disgust and said,

"Hyunsu. Just hold your breath. I'm ashamed to be the same gender as you."

Why can't I, Hyunsu, ever be happy!!!!

After the dick-arrow controversy ended, the items we got from killing the bulls were incredibly sweet.

Whoa. If Boxing Bulls drop stuff this good, I wonder what even stronger bulls will drop? Maybe shank? Brisket? Or that melt-in-your-mouth chuck eye roll?

I'm seriously looking forward to it.

When I glanced at Yena beside me, her face looked like a demon had possessed her.

"Let's go, oppa. To obtain meat for the cows, by the cows, of the cows."

"What the hell does that even mean? Why are you twisting such a great quote to be about cows?"

"Shut up, oppa. You still don't get the situation?"

Look at her eyes. Better not mess with her right now.

I only have my Jiyeong.

"Jyeong-ah. Yena's scary. She's so obsessed with beef that she can't see anything else."

"She really is something. But honey, beef is sacred. Let's hunt a lot of them."

There really isn't a single trustworthy woman here.

After the Boxing Bulls came the Wrestling Bulls.

Unlike the pigs, the cows didn't use weapons?

It was fun picking up the beef drops while moving forward. As expected, humans feel the most reward when the compensation is clear. Thanks to the minimized item farming mode, we didn't have to deal with annoying item collection, but it was true that the sense of accomplishment from obtaining things had decreased.

Still, getting things we could actually eat made me feel really good.

Later we faced Taekwondo Bulls and Kickboxing Bulls. The battles were quite intense. Junsik got hit really solidly. Even I could tell it must have hurt.

Whew... I'm so glad I didn't become a tank. Wait, no? You got your ass kicked good, you bastard.

"Fuck... Tank life... hurts like hell."

After finishing off the last regular monsters in front of the boss room, Junsik let out a sigh and slowly walked to the back to grab Jiyeong's hand.

The two of them turned the corner and disappeared like that.

Yena and I also found a suitable spot and went at it passionately, sucking and biting each other.

Ah, this is getting addictive.

It was on a completely different level from the NPC swapping we'd done before.

I truly love Jiyeong and cherish her. You can date someone if your hearts match, but marriage isn't something you do so easily. Because you have to live the rest of your life with that person.

How much I love this woman, and how much she loves me. And along with love, there are financial considerations like houses, wedding expenses, dowries, gifts, and so on. It's not for nothing that men and women of marrying age check each other's jobs during blind dates.

That's why marriage is so difficult. Of course some people do it thoughtlessly and easily, but usually it's hard. It's so hard that the current marriage rate is in the gutter, utterly miserable.

And then swapping your married partner like this and devouring each other... it gives an insane pleasure and addiction.

This is a drug-like addiction ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠that no weak human can ever escape from again. I'm sure not just me, but Jiyeong, Yena, and Junsik are all feeling this.

This sense of immorality toward real humans, unlike NPCs. Even if we turn off the game and return to reality right now, we four still exist.

While sucking on Yena's breasts, I thought that because of this immorality, the four of us had no choice but to keep moving forward.

After sending Yena off once and returning to our spot, Junsik and Jiyeong approached shortly after.

In that short time, Jiyeong had reached ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠orgasm twice. It was three times last time, but it decreased this time. Yeah, this is normal. How could a person climax that many times from foreplay alone?

"We're fully prepared now, so let's go."

Junsik after having intense skinship with Jiyeong was seriously annoying. The way he walked so confidently with that smug aura... I just didn't want to look at him. But thankfully I wasn't the only one thinking this. Yena frowned beside me and said,

"Junsikmon's expression is so annoying."

"I completely agree."

We spoke quietly enough that Junsik couldn't hear, but Jiyeong must have caught it. She spoke a bit shyly,

"G-guys... don't hate Junsik oppa too much."

Huh... Jiyeong is taking Junsik's side. It feels strangely empty.

"Sis. Are you defending Junsik? Oh my, oh my. They say once a woman's body falls, her heart follows..."

"No! What are you saying? Junsik oppa is a good person. I'm just saying don't hate him so much. And my body hasn't fallen yet..."

"Yeah. I know. He's a good kid... By the way, your body hasn't fallen yet? Not yeeeeet? What does thaaaaat mean~? Is our sis's body about to fall soooooon~?"

"Yenaaaaa! That's not what I meant~~~~"

Well... if we're talking about Junsik as a person, he's not a bad guy. He's just... it's complicated to explain, but I just find him unpleasant to look at.

Yena excitedly teased Jiyeong, and eventually got hit with Jiyeong's back-smash.

"This girl has no filter when talking to her unnie."

"Oww that hurts~ Your hands are so spicy, it must meaaaaan~ your ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠body hasn't fallen yet."

"Want another hit?"

"Hehe. I'll stop now~"

Anyway, Jiyeong's words kept echoing in my head.

The part about her body not having fallen yet.

I was supposed to hear about what happened when she was alone with Junsik at night, but I haven't been able to hear it since yesterday.

What is this feeling of anxiety and excitement mixing together in my heart right now...?

With these complicated emotions, we entered the boss room.

Yeah. With all the bulls appearing, I figured the boss would be you. But why does this guy have to be handsome too, damn it.

The Minotaur, despite being a bull, had big sparkling eyes and bulging muscles that gave off the vibe women loved. Of course it wasn't on the level of that ridiculously handsome Orc Chieftain from before... but it still made me feel bad for no reason.

Ugly people get allergic reactions when they see handsome ones.

Jiyeong looked at the Minotaur and let out a sigh of admiration. Oh right, Jiyeong was a sucker for good looks.

"Wow... the monsters in this game are all so handsome."

"Sis. So are we calling this one too, like the Orc Chieftain last time?"

"W-what? What are you calling?"

"Aww, I know everything~"

Yena grabbed her own breasts and shook them slightly upward. Whoa... nice view.

"Youuu reallyyyy"

"Hehehe"

When Jiyeong chased after her, Yena ran away. She's really mastered the art of teasing people.

"Hey hey. What are you two doing? Get ready."

At least Junsik still had his head on straight. Of course. He's about to get beaten up soon, so seeing the girls acting like that from behind must be driving him crazy.

"Unnie had some dirty thoughts for a second so I woke her up. Alright then, shall we go catch the handsome bull that our unnie likes so muuuuch~"

Jiyeong was glaring at Yena and making hissing noises.

She's so cute.