Oh, That Thing?
Clean the Abandoned Temple
📍 Progress: Floor 3 of 5
🎁 Objective: Clear all floors and defeat the boss
Spider webs covered everything the moment we reached the third floor. So the theme this time was spiders?
“Ugh… I just know spiders are going to show up. Anything with more than four legs is an instant no from me…”
Jiyeong’s face twisted the second she saw the webs. Yena standing beside her wore the exact same expression.
“Oppa… do we really have to do this quest?”
“Yep. After all the divine wine we’ve drunk, we’re going all the way to the fifth floor. We need the money.”
“Aaaaaang, but I don’t wannaaaa~”
“Still, it’s better than that giant caterpillar with two hundred legs we saw right after starting the game, right?”
“Uwaaaaaak! Don’t say it! Don’t say it!!”
Thanks to that nightmare fuel of an example, everyone reluctantly agreed that spiders were tolerable by comparison. Man… everything really is relative.
Yeah, it was a spider, but a normal one. Why not just call it a spider then? I shook my head at the lazy naming and started the fight.
The normal spiders had no special tricks. Junsik tanked, Yena and I dealt damage, and we cleared them without much trouble.
“Uiiing… I still hate them…”
Every time a spider died, it flipped onto its back before vanishing in light. Yena kept making the most disgusted face I’d ever seen. Wave after wave of normal spiders came, and both girls fought on with deeply furrowed brows.
Thanks to the constant fighting, I hit level 17. Only three more levels until 20. Better gear! Better gear!
After clearing a few more packs, we finally stood in front of the boss room. The door was covered in ornate patterns and spider motifs.
“This game is nice enough to warn you when a boss is right here. I’ll be back. Jiyeong, let’s go.”
Junsik grabbed Jiyeong’s hand with a bright grin and pulled her behind a thick curtain of webs. Jiyeong’s face burned with embarrassment.
Hyunsu's Wife is becoming even more aroused due to her hidden trait (Wants a Master).
As soon as the two of them disappeared, Yena’s eyes sparkled as she tugged my hand. We slipped behind a different patch of webs I’d scouted earlier. Just holding her hand in that moment made my head spin.
My heart hammered. Blood roared through my veins. My cock was already rock-hard, throbbing with pure anticipation. Could I really get this turned on just from expectation?
“Oppa…”
Yena looked up at me with those glistening eyes from behind the webs. God, she was beautiful. So beautiful it felt unfair. The kind of beauty that could topple kingdoms. I used to think the kings who started wars over one woman were idiots. I was wrong. You had to experience it to understand. A woman this beautiful was absolutely worth a war.
I kissed her deeply, hands roaming over her soft breasts, sucking on those perky nipples… They tasted incredible. Absolutely delicious.
After enjoying myself to the fullest and giving Yena a shuddering orgasm, we slipped back out.
When we returned… the disappointment hit hard.
Having to rush behind some dusty spider webs in this gloomy temple felt pathetic. Our bodies wanted so much more. As we walked out holding hands, Yena didn’t say anything, but I could feel how disappointed she was.
What if… what if we had a bed?
We would have been lost in passionate, frantic sex. That’s how badly the fire burned between us right now. This heat was going to consume both of us—one way or another.
“Alright. Let’s go~ Time to kill the spider boss.”
Junsik strode forward energetically. He was clearly thrilled. Thanks to my alarm skill, I already knew—he had just made Jiyeong climax three times behind those webs. I could barely manage three when I was inside her, yet he’d done it with just her breasts and ass. And it hadn’t even taken that long. I had no idea what the hell he’d done to her. When I glanced at Jiyeong, her face was still flushed bright red. The afterglow must still be lingering.
Sigh… Thinking about it only gave me a headache. Better to empty my mind.
The boss room was covered in spider webs. We needed to burn every last one. Spiders grew stronger on their webs, so clearing them out was the smart play. A spider without webs was nothing to fear.
“Yena, burn all the webs with fire.”
“Got it. Time for a little fire dance~”
Yena summoned several fireballs and hurled them everywhere. The webs went up in flames. It was about time for the boss to appear. Right on cue, a massive spider dropped from the ceiling.
“Kiiiiieeeeeeeeek!!!!”
There she was. No playing nice. The boss, Arachne, had the upper body of a woman fused to the body of a giant spider. Hmm. That was pretty standard for Arachne in most fantasy settings.
Not exactly groundbreaking for a three-star game. Still, they’d put some effort into her design. She was genuinely beautiful, and her breasts were massive. Wow… those had to be the biggest I’d seen so far.
Pretty face, enormous chest… I bet she had a huge following among fans of non-human races. Not me, though. Non-humans were off-limits!
“Who dared burn my beautiful webs? Not only do you trespass in my domain, but you have the audacity to stand before me.”
Huh… it could talk? In this game, speech usually meant high sexual appeal. And yep, those huge breasts were already on full display.
While I was lost in thought, Junsik spoke up.
“We’re here to clean out this temple. I’d appreciate it if you died quietly.”
“Hmm… cleaning the temple means you need money or experience, doesn’t it?”
“That’s right.”
What kind of monster understood game mechanics? A monster that knew killing them gave money and exp? Was this some kind of fourth-wall break?
“Then why don’t you just give me your semen and leave? I’ll birth many children and provide you with plenty of experience and gold. How does that sound?”
“Semen?”
“Yes. Your semen.”
Junsik was speechless for a moment.
“.......Ah? That thing?”
“Hehe. Yes. That thing.”
What the hell were they talking about?
................???
Oh. That thing?
Arachne cupped her massive breasts with both hands and slowly shook them up and down. Damn. That seductive look on her face was insanely hot.
Wait—no. I was abstaining from non-human races. Not interested. Nope.
“Like this… and like this… Of course my mouth won’t stay idle. I’ll go ‘aah~ng…’ and ‘chuuup…’ just like this.”
She opened her mouth and swirled her tongue in a full circle. Damn it, I just pictured it.
Junsik’s eyes had gone completely hazy. What the hell are you imagining, you bastard? He looked two seconds from giving in. I had to step in.
“Shut up. Get ready to die quietly. What kind of cheap trick is this?”
“Oh? Many adventurers have given me their semen, left extremely satisfied with five-star reviews, and some even said they’d return—and they did. I’m rather famous, you know? There’s also a special review event service where I stick out my tongue to show the semen I received. Please keep that in mind.”
These… fucking… crazy bastards. I’m a man myself, but even I feel my balls shrivel sometimes.
That Arachne’s paizuri and fellatio combo skill had to be max level. Countless men had willingly fed her experience just to level it up.
No matter how pickled a man’s brain was in cum, who the hell would want to fuck a spider…?
I’ll admit she was pretty and her breasts were huge… but still. This was insane.
The girls, who at first thought it was just crazy talk, finally understood and looked horrified.
“Ehh? That’s what you were talking about? Are you insane?”
“Yena, is it what I think it is?”
“U-unnie… listening to that spider bitch, it sounds exactly like what I thought. All men really should just die.”
All men should die…? Yena, even if it’s true for some, condemning every man is a bit much, don’t you think?
“Saying all men is a little unfair—”
“Quiet, oppa. Want to die together?”
“Ah… no. You’re right.”
In situations like this, silence was the only correct answer. Arachne watched the furious women and smiled.
“Oh my, are you jealous? If you’d like, I could teach you my personal techniques. My record is extracting semen in just three seconds. Though that gentleman eventually gave me ten loads and died from exhaustion.”
Ew. I couldn’t help picturing a dried-up mummy completely drained by Arachne. For some reason, the mummy had a blissful smile on its face.
“Shut up! You damn spider bitch! What are you two doing? Attack her already! Junsik-mon!!”
“R-right!”
Junsik activated his mana shield and charged forward.
That pathetic man, completely whipped by his wife. A real man should always hold his woman firmly and—
“Hyunsu. Are you ignoring me?”
Whoa. Actual lasers were shooting from Yena’s eyes.
“Eh? Ah. I was just loading an arrow. Of course I listen to everything our Yena says~ Haha. Loyal, loyal.”
Damn it. Whether it was Arachne or anything else, Yena was by far the scariest.