15. I'm Just the Porter

I'm just the porter. We had a light brunch for breakfast. Man, I really don't get why women love this stuff. Mornings are for steaming-hot soup and rice. But I'm a considerate husband, so I don't voice any complaints. Definitely not because I'm some beta male.

"Hey, we're level 10 now. I looked it up, and apparently the shops update with new gear designs every 10 levels. Let's check it out."

Thanks to the Item Farming Minimize Mod, there's no level restrictions on items, but for fun, the outfits change designs every 10 levels.

"Sounds good. Time to find some cuter clothes."

"Wooow~ We're going shopping? Shopping~ shopping~!"

Ye-na was all excited. So damn cute.

And that's how we ended up at the shop.

"Uh... why are all the clothes... like this?"

Ji-young stood in the priestess section, totally losing it. Is this even the clothing corner? Nah, there are clothes, but they're so tiny they don't even look like clothes up close.

"Honey, come here. Isn't this game just weird?"

"Wh-what? Of course not! Just search 'Fantasy World' online. It's totally normal~"

The game itself isn't weird. The mods are.

"But why are all the clothes... haa..."

"Pfft, this is standard~ It's a world without underwear, so what's so special about clothes? The devs just gave women some freedom..."

"No... there has to be something wrong... this can't be right."

"Unni~ Come here~ Check out my outfit~"

Ji-young headed over to Ye-na at her call. Phew... Ji-young's sharp; she keeps getting suspicious. But looks like she bought it this time. Good.

I checked out the archer section and picked my gear. Men's clothes are normal since we didn't tweak the exposure settings.

I went with the baggy black sleeveless tee that hardcore gamers love, ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠paired with skin-tight black spandex shorts like leggings. I looked for loose shorts, but these clingy spandex ones ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠were all there was. And they're pretty thin too. Glancing down, the outline of my dick was crystal clear. Shit, even flaccid it's this obvious... Spandex stretches, so hard? It'll just be a black-wrapped cock. Embarrassing. I threw on a leather belt that expands inventory space to hide it better.

Over at the knight section, Jun-sik had just finished gearing up. Topless with silver shoulder armor that gleamed, and armored pants down to the knees. But what's with the dark red cape on his back?

"What's with the cape?"

"Knight fantasy, bro. Charging in with a cape billowing behind."

"Charging in to get smashed as a meat shield."

"Fuck off. You're the one who should tank."

"Gotta respect the pros. Too hard for me."

"Tanking isn't a pro job, asshole."

"I can't take hits like you."

"Goddamn it."

Right then, the girls came over, all dressed up.

"H-honey, what do you think?"

Ji-young smiled shyly. How'd she find something so tame out of all those slutty options?

She kept the priestess signature white, but the top was a cropped number that barely reached her ribs. Skirt hovered just at knee level. Gold thread patterns screamed "priestess." But damn, the more I looked, the hotter it got. The top wasn't skin-tight—it was loose. Her tits created a huge gap between the hem and her stomach.

Isn't that just an open invitation to grope her tits?

Look up from below, and you'd see underboob perfectly. No panties either, so that skirt's a hair's breadth from flashing her pussy. A light breeze and boom—exposed. Trip in combat? Top and bottom wide open.

Fuck... I could already see Jun-sik grinning like an idiot.

But this was probably the least slutty option. Ji-young picked something clean and sensible on her own.

"Whoa... Ji-young, you look amazing. How'd you pick this? Feels like when we were dating—heart's racing."

"Heehee. Really? That good?"

I'm the king of flattery. God of ass-kissing. Legend of Brownnosing. Gotta do it for a happy marriage.

Next to her, Ye-na... whoa. Pure horniness incarnate.

Pink off-shoulder robe barely covering her nipples with a thin line. Most of her tits out, and since I'd seen the real things, knowing what's underneath made it way hotter. Pale skin + pink fabric = instant boner fuel. No straps on the off-shoulder, so a little slip in combat and nipples pop out. Skirt even shorter than Ji-young's. No panties... sit down anywhere and it's game over. Holy shit... adventures just got way more exciting.

Whoops. Can't let on too much with Ji-young here.

"Ye-na picked a cute one too. Let's go."

Kept it dry and casual, then headed out of the shop.

"So, what now?"

"Ye-na, stop talking like some 1,000-hour hardcore player."

"Ahaha~ No, oppa, I'm just curious what we're doing."

"Hmm... We've been grinding instance dungeons non-stop for levels, so how about a quest this time?"

"Ooh, nice~ Dungeons get kinda stuffy."

Fantasy World's backgrounds are gorgeous. No reason to make a game world ugly for "realism." Clear blue skies, open fields, majestic mountains... Dungeons mean missing all that.

"I'll hit the Adventurer's Guild."

"I'll come too."

Jun-sik tagged along, so the girls said they'd browse the flea market by the square. Jun-sik grumbled.

"Kinda disappointing."

"What, the clothes?"

"Yeah. There were better ones."

"Better meaning sluttier."

"Exactly—better."

True. Sluttier is better.

"Still, Ye-na's was pretty damn revealing, right?"

"You think? Strip her and it's next level."

"Fuck off. She's your wife—watch your mouth."

"Only 'cause it's you. I'd say it to anyone."

This guy's got me again. He smirked.

"Which means we gotta hit level 20 quick. Then it'll be worth it."

...Yeah, looking forward to that. Ahem.

Inside the Adventurer's Guild, the three-pinks receptionist OL was there. Still a babe.

"Oh, adventurer! Long time no see. Looking even cooler."

Aah... she remembers me. Flirty as hell. Probably the first NPC every guy targets.

"Thanks. You're as pretty as ever, miss."

"Oh... really?"

Even the shy fidgeting. Total guy-melter.

"Looking for a good quest today."

"Yes, one moment~"

She stood and went to the back. Pink skirt... pink scarf... pink tits...

"Got a good one for your level, adventurer. Orc extermination—different difficulties."

"How's it broken down?"

"Highest is Orc Village Purge. Then 50 orcs, 30, or 10. Village gives the best rewards, of course."

She smiled cutely. Soothing. I snuck peeks at her nipples showing through the blouse.

"How many for the village?"

"Estimate's over 100, plus the orc chief."

Pretty tough... but doable? Orc Village should get us to 13-14 at least, maybe 15. Solid for one quest.

"We'll take the village purge."

"Here’s the quest sheet~ Good luck, adventurer! Stay safe~"

Her bright smile was pure healing.

"Oh, miss—do you buy frog legs or stuff like that?"

"Frog legs? Heard guys can't get enough. I'll give you a good price."

Guys can't get enough...? I smelled a rat.

"Nah, I'll sell to a friend. Thanks."

"Got it. Safe travels, adventurer~"

One last smile from three-pinks, ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠then I went to find Jun-sik.

This asshole's hitting on another girl already. In the few minutes I was gone, he'd wrapped his arm around some female archer NPC's waist.

Fucking hell... looking cozy.

"Oh... you work out a lot, huh? Can I feel the knight's chest?"

"Of course, lady. My heart's pounding right now."

Gaming with his wife and he pulls this the second he's alone. Scum.

"Yo, let's go."

"Oh, you're with the knight? But you said no archer in the party..."

"Nah, I'm the porter. Bow's just for self-defense."

Porter my ass.

"Fuck, let's go already."

"Tch... Lady, duty calls. Catch you later."

Even now, flirting with hot NPCs. I felt an unnamed female archer's glare burning my back, but I didn't turn around.