As Expected, the Son of the Number One Flesh Toilet
Black Moon Jewel Shop
Elina’s expression hardened as she sniffed at the faint traces of mana lingering in the air.
This… it’s definitely not Fores mana. And it doesn’t smell like a Constellation’s power, either…
No way. It can’t be that existence.
Something felt ominous and dirty, but there wasn’t enough evidence to conclude it was the “legendary disaster.”
Elina approached the escort knights waiting outside the jewelry shop and issued her orders.
“Starting today, triple the patrol personnel around Darret City. If any of you see a woman wearing a black veil in the area, report to me immediately.”
“By your command!”
After confirming the knights had dispersed, Elina turned back toward the shop. Even if she had to investigate the mana’s identity later, the most urgent and important task remained.
She needed to brand that clueless, muscle-brained male’s finger with a ring that screamed “Mine.”
“P-Princess…? How about this piece…?”
The manager carefully presented a pair of rings that radiated a brilliant crimson glow.
“These are crafted from the highest-grade Redmoon ore, which only forms when a red full moon rises.”
“Hehe… It’s an incredibly precious stone that symbolizes eternal bonds and unbreakable attachment. It is, um, quite expensive, however…”
Bonds and unbreakable attachment…!
Elina’s eyes sparkled. Twinkle. Twinkle.
The rings themselves were beautiful and radiant, but the meaning attached to them clearly struck a chord in her heart.
“I’ll take these.”
Elina didn’t even bother asking the price.
“Just send the bill to the imperial treasury.”
“Ah! Yes! I’ll package them beautifully right awa—!”
“No need. I’ll… I’ll handle it myself.”
Elina snatched the rings from the manager’s hands as if stealing them.
Gulp…
She swallowed hard once, then turned around.
Step. Step.
Elina slowly approached Kang Hanul, who had his nose pressed against a display case, blankly staring at the gems like an idiot.
She was the captain of the knight order who had crossed countless battlefields, yet right now her heart was pounding like crazy.
She lowered her head deeply, hiding her bright red face.
“M-Male… I mean, Hanul… G-Give me your hand.”
“Ooh? Y-Yeah…!”
When the dumbstruck Kang Hanul held out his hand, Elina grabbed it firmly.
Tap… Slide…
She slipped the Redmoon ring onto his ring finger and began muttering in a voice as quiet as a mosquito.
“T-This is just… Y-You’re such an idiot, so… I have no choice but to… mark you as mine to manage…”
The usual arrogant princess was nowhere to be found.
“You’re mine… but those human females keep wagging their tails at you, so…”
Right now, this woman’s face and behavior were exactly like a middle-school girl experiencing her first love.
And Kang Hanul, witnessing the princess’s gap moe in full force—
“Ooh… OOOOOOH!!!!”
Throb—! Ding-diiiiing—!!!!!
A classic shonen-manga heroine cliché flashed through his mind, and he instantly got a raging, rock-hard erection.
Elina flinched at the familiar sensation bumping against her thigh.
Twitch… Twitch!
“Huh…? It’s hard again? Didn’t I drain you dozens of times already…!”
“B-But… I don’t knowwww!! It feels like my energy is overflowing because you’re too pretty!!”
Kang Hanul shouted at the top of his lungs that she was beautiful. Elina’s face grew even redder.
“Y-You crazy bastard! Shut that mouth right now?!”
The moment the staff started to turn their heads at the noise, Elina frantically yanked off her jacket and draped it over his massive tent.
“Just follow me for now!”
She grabbed Kang Hanul’s wrist and dragged him out of the Black Moon Jewel Shop.
Ding-ling—!
“Princess, are you finished alre—”
“We’re going to have a quick talk! Hold Rehan for me!!”
“Huh…? B-But…”
“It’s about ring calibration!! Don’t talk back!!”
What the fuck? Why would ring calibration require the two of them to sneak into an alley?
It was complete nonsense, but if the princess said so, what could a mere maid do? The maid accepted Rehan, and the knights bowed their heads.
Behind the Black Moon Jewel Shop, Alleyway
In an alley where no one’s eyes could reach, Elina let out a long sigh.
“Haah… You really are a handful of a male…”
She glanced around quickly, then—
Slide…
—yanked down Kang Hanul’s pants.
Boing!!
Twitch… Twitch…!!
His massive, natural-born cock sprang out in the dim alley.
“Mmmph…”
Pshewww—!!
Elina first relieved herself with a powerful squirt.
Stagger… Stagger… “H-Hng…”
She wobbled over to the alley wall, pulled down her own pants, and thrust her pussy toward Hanul.
“H-Hurry up and empty yourself… The knights are waiting…”
“Ooooh!! G-Got it!!”
Squuuueeeelch—!!! Squelch!!
“Oghhhk…!! Hngh!!!”
The second the words left her mouth, he slammed his cock straight to her cervix.
He pinned Elina hard against the alley wall and began pistoning with wild abandon.
Squelch! Pow! Squelch… Paaaang!!! Pshewww!!!
“Hng… Ngh… Ah…!”
Worried her voice might leak out into the street, Elina turned her head to the side, clenched her teeth, and desperately held back her moans.
But this brainless bastard, completely unaware of his mother’s desperate feelings, pulled his hips all the way back and—
Sluuuuurp… PAAAAAANG—!!!!!!
“Hnghhhhh—!!!!!” Psheeeeee—!!!!
—rammed straight into her most sensitive G-spot like a wild animal.
Thrust!!! Squeeze… Thrust!!!! Pshewww!
“Hngh!! Haa… Hngh!!!”
The insane pleasure was too much. If this continued, Elina felt like she would lose her mind first.
N-No… If he doesn’t pull out soon… I’ll collapse before he does…!
Desperate, she resorted to drastic measures.
Flip… Slurp… Lick…!!
“Kgh…? Ooh?!”
In a panic, Elina yanked up Kang Hanul’s shirt and began frantically sucking and licking his nipples while simultaneously clenching her pussy with every ounce of her sphincter strength.
“C-Cum already…!” (Hurry up and cum…!)
Pow!! Thrust!! Thrust!!!
Booooooong—!!!
Under the new stimulation and the tight, chewy squeeze of her pussy, Kang Hanul’s cock swelled massively.
“Ooh…!! I’m gonna shoot it!!”
“Hng… Pull out… Mmph… Hngh…”
Elina signaled with her eyes for him to pull out, afraid her moans would echo through the alley. (Her womb was already at capacity.)
But there was no way this muscle-brained idiot could understand such a complex eye signal.
Thud!!!
“Y-Yeah…?”
Sluuuuurp… Squuuuuueeeeeelch!!!!!
“Ohoooohp!!!?”
He drove his cock all the way to the back of her womb and—
Spurrrrrrrrt!!! Splurt—!!!!
“Nghooooohk…!!!!!”
—forcefully pumped thick ropes of semen straight into her already full womb.
Trait: 「Vacuum Suction Womb」 has entered an overloaded state.
Warning: Uterine capacity exceeded.
Squeeze… Glorp…!!!
Her womb declared a strike: I can’t live like this anymore!
WHOOOOSH—!!!
Splaaaaash—!
“Ooooooh—!!!”
In the end, her cervix opened wide and the stored semen gushed out of her pussy in heavy waves.
The shocking sight of the alley floor instantly turning into a white puddle!
Drip… Heave… Heave…
“Ugh… I told you not to cum inside…”
Elina panted against the wall with wobbly legs, semen pouring out of her. (This woman had said nothing during the act and was now blaming him entirely.)
“Ah…! S-Sorry!!”
Schluuurp… Pop!
Kang Hanul hurriedly pulled out and, afraid of getting scolded, clutched his balls while sneaking nervous glances at her.
Elina glared at him with resentful eyes.
But when she saw the pathetic look on his face—
“Pffft…”
—she apparently found the idiot somehow cute.
Stagger… Stagger… Tap!
Elina wobbled over to him.
“H-Huh?”
“Open your mouth.”
She grabbed his neck, stood on her tiptoes, and—
Slurp… Sluuuuurp… Gulp… Schluuuurp…!!
—gave him a sloppy, wet deep kiss in the corner of the alley.
“You… are mine… Understand…?” (You are mine. Got it?)
She really was something else.
Imperial Medical Office
After thoroughly enjoying the afterglow, Elina and the absolute idiot returned to the imperial palace with Rehan.
Their next stop was the imperial medical office. Although a month and a half had passed since she gave birth to Rehan on Earth, the baby still hadn’t received a proper checkup. (They had been too busy fucking nonstop.)
The medical officer insisted on recording the results since it was an official examination of imperial bloodline, so he floated a video-recording artifact in the air.
Rehan’s official examination began in earnest.
The medical officers’ eyes widened like saucers when they saw the results.
“The bloodline reaction is… h-highest grade…?”
“Ooh… Magnificent.”
And the most important result of all—no curse reaction.
For a brief moment, the entire medical office fell silent.
“Haha!! Magnificent!! As expected of my son!!”
Kang Hanul clapped and jumped for joy, but Elina’s expression remained dark.
A son without the curse… If the elders hear about this…
The horrifying (or perhaps not?) future of her son being used as a breeding stallion flashed before her eyes.
Completely unaware of her burning anxiety, the second examination—intelligence testing—began.
The medical officer brought out a special device with a nipple at the end.
Click… Drip… Drop…
When the officer demonstrated, a single drop of milk fell.
“Now, Lord Rehan. If you press this button, sweet milk will come out. Would you like to try?”
Rehan, with his tiny fingers in his mouth, looked back and forth between the button and the officer’s face. Then he reached out his little hand.
Press… Drop…
He pushed the button once. A single drop of milk fell from the bottle.
“Ohh, he understood the principle in one try!”
The medical officer showered him with praise, amazed.
However.
This little brat had inherited Kang Hanul’s blood.
“Hehehe…”
A ridiculously lewd smile spread across Rehan’s face. Then—
Tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap! Tap-tap-tap!! Tap-tap-tap-tap!!
“Ugya! Ugya-ugyaah!”
The little guy (not Kang Hanul) suddenly started smashing the button with both hands like a madman!
Milk sprayed out like machine-gun fire in every direction.
The medical officer and Elina were horrified. (Of course, Kang Hanul was in the back giving a thumbs-up, shouting “Ooooh!! What incredible farming!!” and enjoying the show.)
“L-Lord Rehan!! That’s expensive equipment!!”
The medical officer rushed forward to take the device away, but—
Grab!
“Eek!!”
Rehan seized the officer’s hair and shook it wildly.
“Y-You brat!! Let go this instant!”
Tap-tap-tap!!
The moment Elina approached, he spread his other hand and—
Stab—! “Ouch!!”
—perfectly jammed his finger into his own mother’s nostril, turning the medical office into absolute chaos.
As expected of Kang Hanul’s son.
A short while later, the medical officer—whose hair was a complete mess and whose soul had left his body—organized the examination results.
Physical development, bloodline, intelligence: Highest grade.
“His intelligence far surpasses the average for his age, however…”
“He shows a slight tendency to abuse rules in his own way. His… shortcut-taking… no, his bypass-oriented nature is extremely strong…”
While pinning down Rehan’s hands, Elina gave the medical officer a cold stare.
“Raise this record as a highest-grade sealed document. Access is limited to Her Majesty the Empress, Sister Seria (the First Princess), and myself.”
“If this record falls into the elders’ hands even slightly… I will hang all of you by the neck in the public square.”
“Y-Yes!! Princess!!”
At the terrifying warning, the medical officers all dropped to the floor and bowed their heads.
Elina left the office carrying Rehan.
“Rehan! You did great!! High-five with Daddy!!”
“Ugya!”
Tap!
A stupid father-son fist bump.
Watching the ridiculous scene, Elina clutched the back of her neck.
“Just whose son is he…?”
At that same moment, deep inside a cave where not even a soul could be found.
Tap. Tap.
A woman wearing a black veil pulled low over her face walked into the dark cave.
And then—
Crack… Craaaack!!!
The woman’s body, which had maintained a human shape, began to twist and warp.
Hard black scales covered her skin as a pair of massive horns sprouted above her long, slit pupils.
Grrrrr…!
Her name was Echidna. The very dragon who had cast the curse.
“Strange… There shouldn’t be any sorcerer better than me…”
Echidna’s voice echoed through the cave.
“That princess was definitely under the curse, and there weren’t any high-mana individuals around that baby, either.”
Of course. All the magic and spells of this world were nothing but imitations of dragon magic in the first place.
And among dragons, Echidna was a genius with unparalleled talent.
“Which means…”
That strange, yang-energy-filled idiot male from earlier.
“That yang energy might have the power to break through my curse… Is it some kind of reproduction-related ability?”
Echidna’s eyes narrowed.
Her nearly invincible curse had been broken by a mere lowly human male.
Should I kill him after all…?
Flash—!
KWAAAAAANG!!!!
Just her killing intent alone was enough to shatter the cave’s rocks into dust. As expected of a dragon—ridiculously strong.
However.
No… It’s still too early…
She gently stroked her lower belly with a claw.
If that ability could fulfill my long-cherished wish…
For now… I must find that male. If it really works…
“I will claim him.”
Yet another insane woman had entered the dick-stealing war in the Fores Kingdom.
End of Chapter 29!!