Forest Kingdom Arc Ep. 3: As Expected, Son of Meat Toilet No. 1 - Ch. 29 [Black Moon Jewel Shop]
Elina's expression hardened as she sniffed at the faint remnants of mana still lingering.
This... it's definitely not Forest Kingdom mana... and it's not from the constellations either...
No way it could be that. It can't be 'that existence'.
Something felt ominous and unsettling, but there wasn't concrete evidence to confirm it as the 'calamity of legends'. For now, Elina approached the escort knights waiting outside the jewel shop and issued her command.
"From today onward, triple the patrol numbers around Daret City. And if you spot any woman in a black veil around here, report it to me immediately."
"Understood!"
Confirming the escorts dispersing, Elina turned back toward the shop. She could investigate the source of that mana later—what mattered most right now was her top priority: stamping her claim (the ring) on that oblivious thick-headed male's finger first.
"P-Princess...? How about this piece...?"
The manager cautiously brought out a pair of rings emitting a brilliant red glow.
"These are made from the highest-grade Leadmoon ore, which only forms under a blood-red full moon."
"Heh heh... a rare gem symbolizing unbreakable bonds and stickiness. I-It is pricey, but..."
Bonds and stickiness...!
Twinkle! Twinkle!
Elina's eyes sparkled. The rings themselves were gorgeous, but their meaning struck right at her heart.
"I'll take these."
She didn't even ask the price.
"Send the bill to the imperial treasury whenever."
"Ah! Yes! I'll wrap them beautifully right aw—"
"No need. I'll... handle it myself..."
Elina snatched the rings from the manager's hand. Gulp... She swallowed hard, then whirled around. Clack. Clack. She slowly approached Kang Hanul, who was pressing his nose against the display case, blankly admiring the shiny rocks.
Elina, captain of the knights who had crossed countless lines of death, felt her heart pounding like mad in this moment. She bowed her head low, hiding her flushed face.
"M-Male... no, Hanul... g-give me your hand."
"Oh? Uh, y-yeah...!"
As the dumbfounded Kang Hanul extended his hand, slap... swish... Elina grabbed it tight and slid the Leadmoon ring onto his ring finger, mumbling in a mosquito-like voice.
"Th-This is just... b-because you're such an idiot... I h-have no choice but to... manage you... this is the mark..."
Where had that haughty princess gone?
"You're mine... y-you keep letting those h-human f-females wag their tails at you..."
Her face and actions right now were just like a pubescent girl in the throes of first love.
And Kang Hanul, witnessing the princess's gap moe.
"Ooh... OOOH!!!!"
Spurt—! Boiiiing—!!!!!
In that instant, shonen manga heroine clichés flashed through his mind, and he sprang a full, raging erection.
Flinch! Elina jolted at the familiar sensation(?) tapping her thigh and looked up.
Throb... throb!
"Eh...? Hard again? I drained you dozens of times earlier...!"
"B-But... I d-don't know!! You're so pretty it makes my energy surge!!"
Kang Hanul bellowed it loud and clear. Elina's face burned even redder.
"Y-You lunatic! Sh-Shut that mouth!!"
As the staff started glancing over at the noise, Elina hastily shrugged off her jacket and draped it over his tent to hide it.
"F-For now, follow me!"
She grabbed his wrist and dragged him out of the shop.
Ding-a-ling—!
"Princess, all done...?"
"We're just stepping out to talk!! Hold Rehan for a bit!!"
"Y-Yes...? B-But..."
"It's a ring adjustment issue!! Don't argue!!"
Fuck, who adjusts rings by ducking into an alley together? It was utter bullshit, but what could a mere maid do against the princess's word? The maid took Rehan, and the escorts bowed their heads.
[Behind Black Moon Jewel Shop, Alleyway.]
An alley out of sight from prying eyes.
"Haa... you're such a high-maintenance male..."
Elina glanced around, then swish... yanked down Kang Hanul's pants.
Boiing!! Throb... throb...!!
The natural-born monster revealed itself in the dim alley.
"Pre-cum..."
Squirt...!!
She first milked out a refreshing load of fluid.
Stagger... stagger... "Hnn... ah..."
She wobbled to the alley wall, dropped her pants, and thrust her pussy out toward Hanul.
"H-Hurry and relieve it... the knights are waiting..."
"OOOH!! G-Got it!!"
Splurt—!!! Smack!!
"Oggooh...!! Hnngh!!!"
The bastard rammed straight to her womb entrance in one go, then pinned her tight against the wall and started pistoning wildly.
Squelch! Pang! Squelch... PAAANG!!! Splurt!!!
"Hnn... ah... ah...!"
Fearing the sounds might leak out, Elina turned her head aside and bit her lip to stifle her moans.
But this brute either knew or didn't care about his mate's desperate plight—he pulled his hips back fully.
Sluuuurp... PAAAAANG—!!!!!!
"Hnnnghh—!!!!!"
Splishsplishsplish—!!!!
Then he hammered like a beast into her most sensitive G-spot.
Splurt!!! Squiiiish... splurt!!!! Splurt!
"Hnnngh!! Haa... hnngh!!!"
This insane pleasure—if it kept up, Elina felt she'd lose her mind first.
N-No... if I don't make him cum quick... I'll collapse first...!
Finally, she pulled out the big guns. Flip... slurp... lick...!!
"Grk...? Uoh?!"
Desperate, she hiked up his shirt and madly teased his nipples while clenching her pussy tight with her sphincter muscles.
"C-Cum quiiick...!" (Cum quick...!)
Pang!! Splurt!! Splurt!!! Spuuurt—!!!
The new stimulation and her vise-like grip made his cock swell massively.
"Ooh...!! R-Releasing!!"
"Hnn... p-pull... hnngh.... hnn..."
Elina signaled with her eyes to pull out—lest her moans echo. (Her womb was already at capacity.)
But this thick-headed fool couldn't read such complex eye signals.
Squelch!!!
"Uh, uhn...?"
Sluuuurp... spuuuurt!!!!!
"Ohohop!!?!"
He slammed deep to her womb wall.
Spurtspurtspuuurt—!!!!
"Nngoooh...!!!!!"
And force-fed his thick semen straight into her packed womb.
Vacuum Suction Womb entering overload state.
Womb capacity exceeded.
Pop... glug...!!! Her womb went on strike—I can't take this anymore!
Sploooosh—!!! Sprayaaaah—!
"Ooooh—!!!"
In the end, her womb mouth gaped wide, spewing out the stored semen in a gushing flood.
The alley floor turned into a white puddle in seconds—an astonishing sight!
Drip... heave... heave...
"Ugh... I t-told you not to cum inside..."
Elina panted against the wall, legs giving out as semen leaked from her pussy. (She'd said nothing herself and now blamed him.)
"Ah...! S-Sorry!!"
Schluuuurp... pop!
Kang Hanul yanked out in a panic, clutching his balls and sneaking peeks at her, fearing her wrath.
Elina glared at him resentfully.
But seeing his doofus face...
Pfft...
It must've looked pretty cute to her. Stagger... stagger... slap!
She wobbled over to him.
"Uh, eek?"
"Open your mouth."
She grabbed his nape, stood on tiptoes, and...
Smack... sluuuurp... gulp... schlop...!!
...smashed a sloppy deep kiss on him in the alley corner.
"Yooou... are miiine... got iit...?" (You're mine. Got it?)
She really was full of surprises.
[Imperial Infirmary]
Having thoroughly savored the afterglow of ejaculation, Elina and the total moron returned to the palace with Rehan.
Next stop: the imperial infirmary. A month and a half had passed since Rehan's birth on Earth, but he'd never gotten a proper checkup. (Too busy pounding pussy nonstop.)
The medics, required to record for imperial bloodline exams, floated a video-recording artifact in the air.
Rehan's full checkup began.
Physical Development: 1200%+ over birth norm (abnormal)
Muscle Fiber Response: Abnormally rapid growth
Mana Circulation: Extremely stable
Imperial Bloodline Response: Highest grade
The medics' eyes widened at the results.
"Bloodline response... h-highest grade...?"
"Ooh... splendid."
And the most crucial item.
The entire infirmary fell silent for a moment.
"Haha!! Splendid!! As expected of my son!!"
Kang Hanul clapped and bounced around in joy, but Elina's face wasn't bright.
A male without the curse... if the elders hear of this...
Visions of her son being turned into a stud horse flashed by—terrifying (or was it?).
Oblivious to her burning anxiety, the secondary scan (intelligence test) proceeded.
The medic brought a special device with a nipple at the end. Click... drip... plop...
Demonstrating, a drop of milk fell.
"Now, young master Rehan. Press this button for sweet milk. Shall we try?"
Rehan, sucking his tiny finger, alternated glances between the button and the medic's face before extending his little hand.
Tap... plop...
He pressed it firmly. A drop of milk popped out.
"Ooh, you grasped the principle on the first try!"
The medic showered him with praise.
But this kid had inherited Kang Hanul's bloodline.
"Heh heh..."
A wicked grin spread across Rehan's face soon after.
Taptaptaptaptap! Tatap!! Tapapap!!
"Uhbya! Uhbyaahbya!!"
This little shit (not Hanul) suddenly mashed the button with both hands!
Milk sprayed like a machine gun, splattering everywhere.
The medic and Elina freaked out. (Of course, Hanul cheered from behind, thumbs up: "Ooh!! Insane farming!!")
"R-Rehan, young master!! That's expensive!!"
The medic lunged desperately to snatch it, but—
Grab!
"Gahk!!"
Rehan seized the medic's hair and shook her around.
"Y-You brat!! Let go now!!"
Taptaptap!! As Elina approached, he spread his other hand like he'd been waiting—
Poke—!!
"Ow!!"
—and perfectly booped his own mother's nostril, turning the infirmary into utter chaos.
As expected of Kang Hanul's spawn.
A bit later.
The medic, hair a total mess and soul half-gone, compiled the results.
Physical Development, Bloodline, Intelligence: TOP GRADE
"Intelligence... far exceeds peers, but..."
"Shows tendency to exploit rules in his own way. Very strong at loopholes... er, workarounds..."
Elina eyed the medic coldly, pinning down Rehan's hands.
"Seal this record as highest-security document. Access limited to Her Majesty, Princess Seria (1st), and me."
"If even a whisper reaches the elders... your heads go on pikes in the square first."
"Y-Yes!! Princess!!"
The medics prostrated en masse at her savage warning.
Elina scooped up Rehan and strode out.
"Rehan! Splendid!! High-five with Dad!!"
"Uhbya!"
Smack!
Father-son doofus fist-bump.
Elina clutched her neck watching them.
"Who the hell... does he take after..."
Meanwhile.
Deep in a remote cave devoid of human traffic. Clack clack...!
A woman in a deep black veil stepped into the dark cavern.
And then.
Groooowl... cruuunch!!!
Her human form twisted. Black, hard scales covered her as massive horns sprouted over her slit pupils.
Grrrrowl....!
Her name: Echidna.
The culprit behind the curse—and a dragon.
"Strange... no sorcerer surpasses me to begin with..."
Her voice echoed through the cave.
"That princess was cursed, and no high-mana users were around the brat."
Obviously. All magic and spells in this world were mere copies of dragon magic.
Echidna was a genius among dragons, born with unparalleled talent.
"Which means..."
That idiot male overflowing with bizarre yang energy earlier.
"He might have the power to pierce my curse with that yang... some fertility ability?"
Her eyes narrowed.
Her near-invincible curse, breached by a lowly human male.
Should I just kill him...?
Flash—!
BOOMMMM!!!!
Her mere killing intent cracked boulders and pulverized them. Dragons were brutally strong, as expected.
But.
No, too soon...
She stroked her lower belly with a claw.
If he can fulfill my wish with that power...
First... I need to find that male. If it's real...
"I'll claim him."
Another crazy bitch had joined the dick wars in the Forest Kingdom.
End of chapter 29!!