Dark Elf Princess Elina (1)

At the entrance to the Goblin Forest F-rank Dungeon Gate, where a blue light shimmers, a man stands with a determined expression, throwing punches into the empty air.

Whoosh! Shoo-shoo-shook!

"I'll take on anyone!!!"

His name is Kang Hanul, and he's 20 years old this year. His job is Martial Artist.

But there's a crucial fact we need to address here. This guy is under a massive delusion.

First off, the spot where this idiot is standing is the lowest-tier F-rank dungeon, where even local kids beat goblins with sticks to earn pocket money.

Second, this poor bastard is a lifelong virgin who's never even held a woman's hand—a total solo player who went through all-boys middle school, high school, and engineering college.

Third, Kang Hanul has two traits. One is Body Reinforcement—a fitting trait for a Martial Artist, something at least explainable in human terms. The problem is the other one. It's socially controversial... a completely bullshit trait—

Oh dear, the cosmic morality patrol officer, Goddess Astraia, who upholds the universe's laws and justice, must have popped into Hanul's channel while patrolling random streams to punish indecent hunters.

"Hiyat! Haat!! Shoo-shook!"

And on the screen, the sight of him sweating buckets while shadowboxing. She furrows her brow.

The goddess clicks her tongue and tries to leave the channel. But her divine senses detect a massive dimensional distortion behind Hanul, from the F-rank gate.

Zzzzt-zzzt! Boom!!

"Ooh?! Is that the boss monster?!"

Hanul turns around in excitement, and at that moment, a portal rips through the air.

And what bursts out from within...

Clank... clank...!

"I smell a male! Form up!!"

Chocolate skin, pointed ears, silver hair. A legion of black-skinned beauties in tight leather armor that exposes their bodies shamelessly. It was the Dark Elf Knight Order from the otherworldly Fores Kingdom.

At their forefront stood the kingdom's 4th Princess and Imperial Knight Order Captain, Elina.

The Dark Elf Kingdom is currently on the brink of extinction due to the tragedy of "100% male infertility." As a last resort, they'd opened a portal to kidnap a decent male from another dimension to harvest his seed.

Elina scans the male in front of the gate up and down with sharp eyes, as he strikes his ridiculous pose.

"...Mana output: minimal. Hm... Clearly an inferior male with pathetic intelligence."

She shakes her head with a cold expression.

"Utterly insufficient to provide seed for our great race. Ignore this worm and advance to the city... Huh?"

As Elina haughtily turns away, her gaze accidentally brushes Hanul's lower body—and catches the silhouette of a massive cock straining against his training pants.

"......W-Wait a second..."

Elina's steps halt. Her icy captain's face falters, and her eyes start shaking wildly.

Gulp!

Is that really a human male's reproductive organ?

To exaggerate a bit, it was on par with—or bigger than—an average orc's member. Elina stares blankly at the enormous thing before shouting urgently.

"C-Capture that male immediately!! Anyone who harms a single hair on his head will be executed on the spot!!"

"Your command!!!!"

No sooner than the order is given, the Dark Elf knights charge at Hanul with blinding speed.

"Wha—huh?! Wh-Wh-Why are women... Kyak!!"

As the horde of black-skinned beauties with exposed breasts and thighs swarm him, the virgin's brain starts overheating.

"Wait, ugya!! Don't come closer! I can't hit women!!!"

Face beet red, Hanul backpedals, flailing his arms wildly. Frozen like a broken robot just because they're women.

"Out of the way! This idiot male will get hurt!"

Unable to stand it, Captain Elina leaps in herself. She slips nimbly behind Hanul, grabs his legs, and slams him to the ground.

Thud!

The two tumble across the dirt.

"Eek!! It touched! B-Breasts touched...!!"

"Stay still, male! You're now a valuable stud for our kingdom... Ah?"

As Elina pins his legs to subdue him, her heel catches on his waistband and slides his pants down.

Shluck—boing—!

Hanul's massive club springs free, swinging toward Elina's cheek.

Swoosh—smack!!

A meaty cock slap.

"...Eh...?"

"......"

"......"

Elina, who had been radiating murderous intent, stares blankly at the heavy club that grazed her cheek. Then her face flushes, and her ears twitch.

"Th-That's... a cock...?"

"A human male... how is it so monstrous..."

"So massive..."

Clang—drop...

The Dark Elf knights surrounding them catch sight of the holy cock, dropping their weapons one by one. Some female knights gape, drooling uncontrollably.

"P-Princess!!"

At that moment, a Dark Elf lieutenant wipes drool from her mouth and rushes forward desperately.

"Princess! You must preserve the royal purity! That 'filthy, monstrous, vulgar cock' is too dangerous for you!"

"L-Let me offer ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠my body first... haah... haah... I'll test that male's stamina and endurance firs—slurp...!"

The lieutenant unbuckles her armor, eyes blazing. But—

"N-No!!"

"Pardon? Princess?!"

Elina, panting heavily, shouts and blocks her path.

"I can't entrust this dangerously potent male to my precious subordinate! One wrong move, and that cock could split you in two!"

"As Imperial Knight Captain... as princess of this nation! I-I'll sacrifice myself!!"

Elina roughly strips off her lower garments, revealing her smooth brown skin and a black pussy already soaked with juices.

"Hoo... Hup!!"

Panting, Elina straddles Hanul's cock and lines up her pussy. She squeezes her eyes shut to insert it, but...

"Nngh...! I-It won't go in... too big...!"

The sheer size blocks her at the entrance.

Crumple...!

"Hngh... just... a little... in...!"

Elina's hips tremble as she grabs her labia and stretches it sideways, desperate to fit it in.

And Hanul, watching from below. His virgin brain has short-circuited, activating a defense mechanism because it can't process reality. His mind frantically sifts through a lifetime of shut-in memories from shonen manga, porn, and doujins.

Finally, Hanul's brain reaches an utterly idiotic conclusion.

A woman suddenly stripped and mounted me...! And she's trying to force me to submit! Th-This is... straight out of manga...!!

"A s-sex battle?!!"

That moronic shout. The air freezes.

She says that, but our oh-so-noble goddess has abused cosmic law to throw up a VIP-only barrier. Of course, Hanul can't hear the goddess's voice.

He's dead serious right now.

"No choice! With the soul of a Martial Artist, here I come!!"

Hanul draws power from his dantian. He focuses his Body Reinforcement trait on his lower body and core muscles! And with a Martial Artist's hip thrust—

Spluuuurt—!!!!!

"O...! Ooogogogok!!!!!"

The vulgar signal for the sex battle's start erupts. Hanul's meat rod shreds Elina's delicate pussy in one go, mashing her ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠G-spot and reaching her cervical os in an instant. The glans adheres to her womb entrance with a sticky kiss.

Smack!

"Ohhoooooook!!!!!!!"

Squiiiirt!!!

Elina squirts in pussy climax. Hanul crudely wipes the juices from his face and starts pistoning into her hole.

Pang-! Pang-! Pshh!! Pang!! Pang!! Squiiiirt!!

"Ohok!!! Ooook!! Hngh..!!!"

Out ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠of knight captain pride? Elina startles at her own slutty moans and hurriedly covers her mouth.

"Hngh...! Hngk...! Hnngh!!!!!"

Pssshhh!!!!

Oh boy. Mouth covered, but sadly not the bottom. Her body convulses, squirting juices with every thrust in a psh psh psh frenzy.

What a clusterfuck.

"Grk, ngh! Incredible tightness! A worthy foe...!"

"Hngh! Hngkt, hng, hnggggh!!"

Determined not to lose the sex battle, Hanul pistons harder. Pang! Pang! Pang! Pang! Flesh slapping flesh echoes endlessly.

Elina, mouth clamped shut, tears from pleasure trickling down.

Squelch-squelch!

"Haaaht!! Hat! Hngt!!"

"Hnggh!! O...hoooook—!!!"

Unable to hold back, Elina releases her hands. Her body hits peak orgasm, surpassing limits.

"Ohok...!?"

Elina's vaginal walls clamp Hanul's massive cock, contracting intensely. Insane suction. No lifelong virgin could withstand that pleasure.

"Uwaaaaaah!! C-Cumming!!"

Spuuuurt—!!

Hanul grabs Elina's waist and irresponsibly pumps a massive load into her womb.

Spuuurt—!! Glurk, glurk!!

"Oooook... ok, hoooook...!"

She bucks wildly! Elina takes the full load, then her eyes roll back as she collapses sideways.

That's when Hanul's bullshit second trait activates.

"Ah, aaa...? My belly, my belly... aaah!"

Bwoomp—!

Elina's flat lower belly, as she lies panting on her side, rapidly swells.

"My belly hurts...!!! Uwaaaaah!!!!"

In less than 2 minutes, life forms inside her womb, ballooning to full term at hyperspeed.

And finally—pop!

"Wahhh—! Waaahhh—!!"

"......"

"......"

This bitch just became a mom.

Hanul lies spread-eagled with pants down, Elina gasping with her deflated post-birth belly. A newborn's cries fill the air between them.

One Dark Elf knight, dazed by the sight, drops her weapon.

"A... baby......"

"A baby...! A baby...!! The princess has given birth!!"

"Hngh!! A new life in great Fores at last!!"

Sudden cheers and tears of joy erupt. The F-rank dungeon entrance, moments from becoming a bloodbath, turns into a festival in an instant.

At the center of the insane party, a golden system alert flashes before the dumbfounded Hanul's eyes.

"Ahh...?"

End of chapter 1!!!