My Sister Is Acting Weird
My sister is acting weird. To be more precise, she was never exactly normal to begin with, but anyway.
“Did you sleep well?”
“.......”
“You eating breakfast? If you want some, go scoop yourself a bowl.”
“.......”
“If someone talks to you, answer them. It’s not like your mouth is sewn shut—what the hell is your problem?”
No matter what I said or did, she wouldn’t even glance my way. It was hard to call us a loving pair of siblings even on a good day, but this was starting to sting a little. We might be idiots, but we used to have decent chemistry, didn’t we?
“Hey. Kang Yunseo.”
“.......”
“If you keep ignoring me, I’m going to kiss you for real. Lip to lip, nice and deep.”
I made loud kissing noises into the air, and only then did she finally raise her middle finger with a look of pure disgust. So she was looking at me now.
“You fucking piece of shit. Always trying to pull some sleazy move on your own sister. Just say it, you bastard—ask me properly once.”
“Whoa, someone might misunderstand if they heard that. I’m the one getting sexually harassed here. Want to take my fingerprints off my dick?”
“Fuck off. That pathetic little worm of yours doesn’t even get hard and you’re still bragging. I already feel like my hand is rotting just from touching that thing.”
“Yeah~ It’s fucking huge~ It’s a premium, extra-large, legendary cock that turns sluts like you into a soaked mess in one thrust~”
“Yeah~ Except it doesn’t even get hard~ It’s a useless, limp-dick, premature erectile dysfunction cock~”
Hmm~ What a heartwarming sibling conversation to start the morning. At least she wasn’t denying the size. I mean, she’d touched it herself.
‘Still… if she keeps acting like this, it’s going to be awkward.’
The truth was, this month’s living expenses were on the verge of collapsing. I’d gone a little overboard with the sales and now we were one wrong move away from being broke. If I had any money left in my wallet, I would’ve just asked her to chip in, but—
“Be honest. You spiked my food with something, didn’t you? That’s why you keep trying to shove it down my throat.”
“Yeah. I put pesticide in it, so please eat and die already.”
“You fucking bastard. I knew it. What are you planning to do to my body while I’m asleep?”
With her like this, there was no way I could bring up the money. Did I really have to ask our parents for help? I really didn’t want to contact them just for cash.
“Hey! I went through the trouble of cooking and you’re pulling out cereal?!”
Yunseo, who had been huffing in irritation, rummaged through the shelf and found the cereal box. What the hell was this crazy bitch doing? There were rolled omelets, sausages stir-fried with ketchup, and seaweed soup. It wasn’t exactly a feast, but I’d put real effort into it. This was actually hurtful.
“You can eat all that by yourself. I’m not having any.”
“Come on, I was joking. At least try the omelet. I’m not lying—it turned out really good. You like this, don’t you? Hmm?”
“Forget it. I’m not eating.”
“Aww~ Your beloved little brother worked so hard to make this for you? Aww, sis. Say ‘ah~’”
She flipped me off with her finger again. But when I brought the spoon to her mouth, her jaw still moved. Nom nom.
“It’s good, right? Okay, okay. I was wrong, so let’s put the cereal away. I’ll get you a spoon and chopsticks.”
After shamelessly sucking up to her, she reluctantly sat down. I had no idea what I was even doing just to get her to eat one meal. She wasn’t a toddler. But what could I do? If I wanted that bitch to eat a warm bowl of rice, I had to endure it.
‘I’m going to lose my mind at this rate.’
“Hey.”
“Why.”
“If you really feel sorry toward me… then stop doing that.”
“That? What? Acting cute? This isn’t even acting cute. I’m just naturally adorable, you know?”
“Fuck. That’s disgusting. And yeah, that’s shitty too, but you’re clearly messing with me.”
“Ah, you mean the part where I touched your dick. Got it. I’ll just consider it community service for a crazy bitch. Hey, hey. Wait a second.”
Yunseo had developed a terrible habit. She kept trying to throw things at me at the slightest provocation. A roll of toilet paper would be fine, but please spare the rice bowl. Honestly, it was scary. What if it hit me and I died?
“Sis~”
“What the fuck do you want now.”
“Why are you getting all worked up again? You’re going to get wrinkles on that pretty face.”
“Ugh, seriously. You’re the one who keeps pissing me off. Hey, be honest. You took out life insurance on me, didn’t you? You’re deliberately trying to make me so mad that I drop dead early, right? Huh? Huh!”
“Why won’t you let a person speak? No, I didn’t. Actually, the thing is… Sis. Do you have any money?”
“Money?”
“Yeah, our living expenses for this month are a bit short. I spent more than I expected.”
“The expenses are all fixed. How the hell are you managing the household?”
She never helped with anything, but her nagging was world-class. If you’re so great, why don’t you do it yourself?
“Don’t tell me you ordered a ton of chicken breast again? Please stop stuffing your face with that. That’s why your farts smell so fucking disgusting. I can’t even plug your asshole shut.”
“You’re hilarious. Hey. Let’s get one thing straight. Weren’t you the one who picked the expensive fabric softener? I told you multiple times to buy the one on sale, but you didn’t listen at all.”
The sales lady had asked if we were newlyweds, so I didn’t even want to buy more, but she just picked it without a care. She even shamelessly asked for the free gift because we looked like a couple. What a bitch.
‘Meanwhile, when I heard “husband,” I was desperately trying to figure out what to say to the customer.’
“Come on, how much could it have been? Besides, you use it too when you do laundry.”
“That’s not the only thing I have to say. The shampoo too, and your sanitary pads—mmph! Mmph!”
Yunseo pinched my lips shut, cutting me off. What the hell? If you really thought about it, I paid for all my own stuff with my allowance, but she kept dipping into the living expenses. Can’t I buy this? Let’s buy this. You need this too, don’t you? These were practically the only moments I got to see her act cute.
Most of the time… I just did whatever she wanted. Not because her behavior was cute, but simply because I wanted that horrifying time to end as quickly as possible. The same went for delivery food. Things like tteokbokki or malatang. Even though I told her multiple times that it didn’t suit my taste, she would insist we eat together and always pay with the living expenses. Thanks to her, I had no idea how many half-eaten containers were piled up in the freezer.
“You fucking lunatic. Why would you even mention that? You crazy bastard. Don’t tell me… you’re even messing around with my sanitary pads…”
“Are you insane? What the hell do you take me for?”
“You dog. You fucking perverted dog.”
“Shut the hell up. Ow, I thought my mouth was going to rip.”
I wasn’t sure if it would bruise. On the other hand, if I laid a hand on her body… I’d probably get reported immediately.
‘Just be grateful you have a pussy, you bitch.’
Otherwise, her jaw would’ve flown off.
“Dear sister. Anyway, that’s how it is. Please help me out a bit.”
“How much do you need?”
“Just whatever you can spare. I just need to hold out until next month’s allowance comes in.”
“Fine. Here.”
Tap. Tap.
“I sent it. Check.”
“Whoa. You must be loaded. You sent it right away?”
I sneaked a glance at Yunseo’s phone and saw her balance was quite healthy.
“Sis~ While you’re at it, can’t you give your beloved little brother some allowance too? Hmm?”
She raised her middle finger again. When I winked, she flipped me off with both hands.
“Anyway, thanks. Want a kiss as thanks? No—put your fist down. Okay, okay. I won’t mess around. Don’t hit me. I was wrong. Please calm down.”
Thanks to her, I didn’t have to cut back on the side dishes.
“You’re doing the dishes, right? I gave you money, so that’s my part.”
“You talk like you ever do any housework,”
“Then spit it back out. Give it here. Before I freeze your account.”
“Ah, okay. I’ll do it. We can’t let our pretty sister get her hands wet. Go rest.”
That fucking bitch… No, never mind. The kind person I am will endure it.
‘But seriously, why does she have so much money?’
Clink, clank. While washing the dishes, useless thoughts swirled in my head. Even if she looked like that, she was still a girl. She had to spend money on cosmetics, clothes, and all sorts of things.
‘The allowance we get from our parents should be about the same. No… maybe she gets more.’
I’d momentarily forgotten that Dad was a total daughter-obsessed fool. Or maybe it was that saying—give the ugly child one more rice cake. Maybe he took better care of the immature older sister than the reliable younger brother?
‘But… what about the pretty child?’
Cleaning, laundry, cooking. I did all the housework in place of my incompetent sister. These people shouldn’t discriminate like this. Mom, Dad. At this rate, your precious son is going to get housewife eczema. It’s all because you two raised your daughter so well.
Sometimes I wondered if all of this was pointless. That damn girl only ever took and ate without ever saying a single word of thanks. Sigh. Maybe I should’ve just gone abroad with our parents.
‘Or… get a part-time job?’
Pfft. Even saying it myself made me laugh dryly. Her? That lunatic getting a part-time job? It would be a miracle if she didn’t dump a cup of coffee on a rude customer’s face.
‘Then where the hell is the money coming from?’
Wait a second.
‘That’s right. Now that I think about it, yesterday…’
Suddenly I remembered how Yunseo had frantically hidden her laptop. If she wasn’t watching porn, why had she panicked so badly? Could it be…
‘Is she doing something weird?’
No way. There’s no chance my sister would do that, but still—flashing her breasts or showing her pussy. I didn’t know the details, but that would definitely make money. That internet broadcasting thing.
‘No, it can’t be. Then why does she have so much money?’
Once the suspicion started, it ballooned endlessly in my head. Some random neighborhood restaurant pussy that anyone could see. A third-rate trash pussy that showed everything the moment you donated.
‘No. It can’t be. There’s no way our parents raised their daughter like that.’
But even when you thought about it, there was no other answer. Why did my sister have so much money? At the very least, I needed to find out why she hid her laptop. What the hell was she doing that made her freak out so much? If there’s something good, let’s watch it together. No, not together—separately.
‘But how the hell am I supposed to ask her about this?’
Hey, do you by any chance show your pussy… to other people?
‘Fuck. I’d be lucky if I didn’t get beaten to death.’
No. I trust my sister. I just want to know the truth. And if she’s going down the wrong path, I have to correct her. As her one and only little brother. As the eldest son. For the honor of our family.
If I could just take a quick look at her laptop, I might be able to confirm it. Should I try bringing it up? She can at least do me that much of a favor, right?