A Standoff Between Siblings in the Most Bizarre Outfits
The two siblings stood facing each other in the strangest possible state. One was completely topless. The other was completely bottomless. They glared at each other with matching deranged expressions.
“If that’s how you’re gonna be, then just think of it as me revoking your little brother free-use pass. I’ll let you do whatever you want to me.”
“Free-use pass my ass. You’re just trying to get me to play along with your perverted shit.”
“No, can’t you do the math? If I could do whatever I wanted to you for just one pair of panties, I’d get down on my knees and beg.”
The conversation between them was just as insane. It was enough to make anyone click their tongue in disbelief that two people who came from the same womb could talk like this.
“Hey. Then after I’m done using it, can I just chop it off? I seriously can’t stand that smug fucking look on your face.”
“Do you take the whole ride with you when you get off an amusement park attraction? Once you’re done, you put your little brother’s dick back where it belongs.”
“See? You say free-use but then you won’t let me do anything. Fine, then just let me hit it once with a hammer.”
“Cutting and smashing are obviously off-limits, you crazy bitch. It has to be purely sexual. Lewd stuff only.”
“You fucking bastard! Then it’s only good for you!”
“You can enjoy it plenty too, can’t you? In fact, you’re the one who...”
His gaze slid down between her legs. She caught him immediately.
“You fucking perverted bastard! I said I’m not showing you my pussy! How many times do I have to say it?!”
“Whoa, whoa. Your tits are gonna get wrecked at this rate.”
She hurriedly covered her chest, which had been jiggling wildly as she swung her fists.
“Haa… haa… Fuck. It’s all because of you. I feel like I’m turning into a fucking idiot too. I wasn’t like this before.”
Yeah, sure you weren’t.
“Anyway, hurry up and decide. I’m starting to struggle here too.”
“Struggle with what? What the hell did you even do? You’re just standing in front of your own older sister with your dick hard and doing nothing.”
“I’m holding back from jumping you. If I don’t jerk off soon, I might actually end up making you a nephew and a son at the same time.”
“Aaaagh! You only ever say the most disgusting shit! My ears are gonna rot!”
“Then hurry up and answer me. Stop making your horny little brother wait. Before I really devour you.”
“Don’t you realize how fucking gross the favor you’re asking for is right now? Why are you so damn confident?! You’re pissing me off so much!”
“Yeah, I know. And it has to be exactly what you’re wearing right now. If you try any bullshit like grabbing a new one from the closet or fishing something out of the laundry basket, I won’t let it slide.”
“You crazy bastard… Haa… Fuck.”
My sister let out a long, heavy sigh.
“Then… haa. Seriously. Do I really have to do something like this with my own little brother…? Close your eyes.”
I quickly shut my eyes as she ordered.
“You’re not peeking through your eyelids, right?”
“Nope.”
“You’re really keeping them closed, right?”
“Yeah.”
“For real? Really really?”
“I said yes. How many times do I have to say it?”
“Then why do your eyelids keep twitching?”
“…Isn’t that just how it looks? Or maybe I’m squeezing them too hard?”
Step, step. The sound of her walking somewhere reached my ears.
“So you really can’t see what I’m doing right now, huh?”
Wait… oh!
In truth, I was using every ounce of my concentration to peek through the tiniest slits. I was trying to catch the exact moment her underwear slid down past her hips. But my skills must have been lacking, because she, who had been suspicious of me the entire time, suddenly shouted—
“What the hell is this crazy bitch trying to do to her little brother’s dick?!”
She came back holding scissors and pointed them right at it.
My spine went ice cold.
“You fucking bastard. You were watching the whole time.”
“I… I did close them, but I guess the muscles around my eyes are a little weak. They just won’t stay shut the way I want.”
“…Want me to gouge your eyeballs out? Keep talking and I will.”
“I’m sorry. I was wrong. Hey, don’t you have a blindfold or something?”
“I don’t keep stuff like that… Ah. Wait a second. Sit here.”
I sat down at the desk like she told me to.
“If you turn around, you’re dead.”
Tap tap tap tap. The sound of her footsteps moved behind my head.
“Close your eyes tight.”
“What is it?”
“It’s a secret.”
Then she slipped something over my head. Wait a second.
Why does it smell so familiar?
When I peeked again through my narrowed eyes, something was blocking my vision. It carried that slightly damp, sweaty scent that belonged to her. Could this be… the tank top she was wearing earlier?
Our little fox. She came up with such an adorable method just for her little brother.
Sniff. Haa. I took a deep breath, inhaling her scent.
“Stop sniffing like that. It’s seriously pathetic. What are you, some kind of animal? Just sticking your dick out like that.”
Her scolding continued, but I didn’t care. A scent is something you enjoy with your nose, not your ears. She wouldn’t notice no matter what I did, right? Since she was standing behind me.
I carefully stuck my tongue out. It must have been the part soaked in her sweat. Salty. Where exactly? What part of her body had this been covering? Her stomach? Her breasts? No way… her nipples?
It was a shame. An unbearable shame. Instead of doing this pathetic shit, I should’ve been running my tongue directly over her body. If I were just a little more insane, I wouldn’t have held back no matter who she was.
While I was stomping my feet in frustration, she suddenly muttered—
“Haa… Seriously. What am I supposed to do?”
“Why?! What’s wrong?!”
“Hey! Don’t look this way! Turn your head! I’m really going to kill you!”
I instinctively tried to turn around but her shout made me snap back into position.
So all that fuss earlier was fake.
“You were the one who made that weird noise first. You make me worry and then yell at me?”
“That… that’s… haa. God damn it.”
“What’s going on? Tell me already.”
“Just wait. Just wait a second.”
“What the hell is it? You can’t even take off one pair of panties properly and it’s taking this long? If it’s that hard, just let me do it.”
“Shut up and wait, damn it. Haa, fuck.”
Was she wearing panties with holes in them? That would actually be nice. Good ventilation. Or maybe something with a weird, perverted design you’d only see in porn? It didn’t matter. Anything that had been covering her pussy was fine by me.
“Here. You perverted bastard. Use this to jerk off or tie a ribbon around your dick. Do whatever you want.”
Thud. She threw something toward me. I quickly pulled the fabric off my eyes and caught it.
“……”
It’s that familiar gray color…
There was a reason she had been so flustered when she took off her underwear. The crotch of the panties was soaked through with a huge wet spot. It wasn’t sweat. It wasn’t urine. It was something else.
She stood there without saying a word, head bowed deeply, both hands clasped tightly between her legs. The short pajama shorts she always wore to bed looked like they were being glared at with resentment. If she moved even a little… her little brother might see everything.
What is she thinking right now…?
With trembling hands, I accepted the panties. She should have worn black today. It wouldn’t have shown as much. She should have ignored me when I knocked on the door. Or maybe she should never have let me catch her writing that novel. Or… or… or… Then she wouldn’t be blushing so hard in front of her little brother that her whole body turned red.
It was useless to regret things that had already happened.
After all… I’m already completely crazy about you.
Slowly, I brought the treasure she had given me to my nose. It was euphoric. Insanely euphoric.
“…From now on, these panties will be the sacred heirloom of the Kang family.”
“You fucking idiot. Go die.”
She shot me a look full of utter contempt.
“But why are they so wet? Do you know why, sis? What’s the reason?”
“……”
“You’re not a little kid who still can’t control her bladder, right? Is it sweat then? But why is only the middle part wet like this?”
“……”
“If you keep refusing to answer, I’ll have no choice but to check for myself.”
“……You already know what it is. I held back all my shame and gave them to you. Do you really have to tease me like this to feel satisfied?”
“Why… why are you about to cry? I’m sorry. You just look so cute when you’re embarrassed. Okay, I won’t tease you anymore.”
A streak of tears ran down her cheek. I had been having too much fun harassing her and quickly stopped. Why was she suddenly crying? It made my chest feel like it was being torn apart.
“Anyway, I’ll treasure these forever as proof of our love.”
“Just buy a ring and say that instead. That was seriously the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard in my life.”
“Huh? If I buy couple rings, you’ll accept them? Ah, but you’d wear it on your middle finger.”
She raised both hands? Buying one was already hard enough. How was I supposed to get two?
“Don’t worry. I’ll give you proof of my love too, sis. Wait… where did it go?”
“There. You’re holding it.”
“?”
“…Why is this in my hand?”
“Because I used it as a blindfold?”
Ah, fuck. I spat on the floor.
“What are you doing?! Why are you spitting on the floor like a pig?!”
“Hey! What kind of person in the world puts their little brother’s panties on his head?!”
And I had been happily licking it… sniffing it… fuck.
“There wasn’t anything else to use! What? It actually looked good on you. You could even go to school like that.”
“Ugh, you fucking…”
“It’s not like they’re new anyway, right? You took them off because you wanted to show me? You really only ever do the most perverted shit.”
“Yeah~ It’s going to end up wrapped around your dick anyway, so who cares?”
“I’m not giving it to you! Fuck! You bastard! I’m not giving it to you! Now you’re sexually harassing me like it’s breathing!”
“Ugh. You hit me like it’s breathing too.”
That one landed on bone. Bone. Her kicks were getting more precise every day.
“At this rate the hospital would give me three weeks off. I think I’m gonna bruise. Sob sob.”
“You started the bullshit first. Guess bare hands aren’t enough anymore? Want me to switch to Dad’s golf clubs?”
“No need. Stop with the love taps.”
“Anyway… you’re going to help me with the novel now, right?”
“……Yeah.”
Only then did we both seem to realize what the hell we had been doing to each other. That the two siblings were standing together in one room dressed like this.
“……”
“……”
“Sis.”
“Y-yeah.”
“Are your breasts okay? Shouldn’t you wear a bra?”
“It’s not that bad. I usually sleep without one anyway.”
She had been standing still until now, but suddenly seemed to realize and covered her chest.
“I could hold them for you with my hands. Sorry. Let’s put the scissors down. Our Yunseo is a good girl, right?”
“……Then what about you?”
“Me?”
“That… that… that. If you stay hard that long, don’t you get dizzy? High blood pressure or something.”
“If you know that, then do something about it. All my blood rushed to my dick because of you.”
“As if. Does it… does it hurt when you get an erection?”
“If it hurt, humanity would have gone extinct long ago. We wouldn’t be able to have sex.”
“What a strangely informative explanation. Then… how do you… masturbate?”
“You grab it like this and move it up and down.”
“How?”
“Can I do it while looking at you?”
“You idiot. Just pretend. I said pretend.”
“Just roughly like this. Up and down.”
“All the way to the end?”
“Yeah.”
“Hey. In my novel, the little brother is going to make the older sister service his cock. Would a woman’s hand be enough to make him cum?”
“It would feel way better than doing it himself, obviously. Especially if the woman is someone as hot as Kang Yunseo?”
“I told you that’s not me, you idiot! It’s not! It’s not!”
“Anyway, there’s no reason a guy would hate it.”
“But men and women have different grip strength. If she holds it with a woman’s strength, it might not be stimulating enough. It looks really hard too.”
“Then touch it.”
“Eek? No way.”
“Why not? I washed it thoroughly. I focused on my dick. I even sprayed perfume so it wouldn’t smell bad for you.”
“Wow, thanks for that shitty consideration.”
“Then what? It’s fine. If you feel bad about only touching mine, I can touch you the same way. Hey! Put the scissors down already!”
“Then… I’d really look like a huge pervert. The older sister who touches her little brother’s dick…”
“Huh? Uh… I guess so?”
Then asking to see it isn’t perverted?
Of course, I didn’t say that out loud. She was still holding the scissors.